Rocked
Posted at: 2011-05-21 08:50:30
Original ad:
Clean fill
Need clean fill rocks are fine. not much. cannot pick up must deliver. will take off you hands for free.
From Me to brad ********:
Hello,
I have some rocks I need to get rid of. I have several different types of rocks ranging from 1/2" to 6" rocks. Just let me know what kind you want, how much you need, and when I can send my guy to deliver.
Thanks,
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
well i need them to fill a small whole in my backyard so bigger rocks i guess? 6 inch would be good. i only need like 2 wheelbarow loads so not too many. when can you deliver?
From Me to brad ********:
6" it is. I can have a truck there to deliver any time between 9-5 Monday through Friday. Where are you located?
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
do i have to be there for the delivery? i work every day so those times arent gonna work for me. if its cool could you drop them off tomorrow? just tell your guy to put them on the grass at the edge of my driveway next to the shed
heres my address:
517 *********** ln
coatesville, pa
From Me to brad ********:
No, you do not have to be there. I will forward this information to my driver and you can expect the rocks tomorrow.
From brad ******** to Me:
great
The rest of this conversation is the following day. I looked up his address in Google street view to figure out what his driveway looked like.
From Me to brad ********:
Hey Brad,
Just wanted to let you know, we actually need to get rid a few more rocks, so my guy is going to deliver them to your house in about 15 minutes.
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
wait what how many more? i dont want any more i have nowhere to put them
From Me to brad ********:
We sent a truckload with about 8 tons of 6" rocks. Don't worry, all the rocks are free of charge.
From brad ******** to Me:
8 TONS? what the fuck you better tell your guy not to deliver them
From brad ******** to Me:
you got that? DONT DELIVER THE ROCKS
From Me to brad ********:
I just got off the phone with my guy, he said he just delivered the rocks. He told me you didn't leave him enough room for all 8 tons by the shed, so he just dumped them in front of your garage.
Best,
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! i told you dont delever them you fucking dipshit! the fuck am i gonna do with all those rocks? you better get rid of them by the time i get home man..... how am i suposed to park my fucking car?
From Me to brad ********:
I am sorry that we had to block your garage, but you should have left more room next to the shed if you wanted them dumped there. Unfortunately we lack the necessary machinery to load the rocks back into the truck so removal is not an option. Also, my driver said he accidentally backed into your shed and broke one of the windows. We apologize for this. Consider the free extra rocks as compensation for the damage.
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME MOTHER FUCKER YOUR PAYING FOR THE SHED
I LEFT YOU PLENTY FUCKING ROOM FOR THE AMT OF ROCKS I ASKEDFOR. YOU DIDNT SAY YOU WERE DELIVERIG 8 FUCKING TONS OF ROCKS YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!! USE YOUR HANDS I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW YOU DO IT BUT IF I FIND 8 TONS OF ROCKS IN MY DRIVE WAY THERE IS GONNA FUCKING HELL TO PAY
FUCKING ASSHOLE
From Me to brad ********:
Brad,
If you insist on us removing the rocks then we are going to have to charge you a $500 rock removal fee.
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT
From Me to brad ********:
I am sorry you feel that way, but without the $500 removal fee, we cannot remove the rocks. I realize you must be upset about your shed, so if you like, we can deliver another 4 tons of rocks as our way of apologizing for the shed.
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
NO DICKHEAD WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT MORE ROCKS??? DUMBASS
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT. I DIDNT ASK FOR 8 TONS OF ROCKS AND IM NOT PAYING SHIT. YOU OWE ME FOR THE SHED AND YOU GET THOSE ROCKS THE FUCK OUT OF THERE YOU FUCKING PRICK
From Me to brad ********:
If you aren't paying, then you have to keep the rocks. These are really nice rocks, though. I'm sure you will be able to find use for them. I have a pile of rocks in my backyard and it makes for a great conversation piece. If deer are a problem in your backyard, you can use these rocks to throw at them. They also make great paperweights. There are plenty of things to do with these rocks, so enjoy them.
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
im at my house now. where are the rocks?
From brad ******** to Me:
oh FUCK YOU
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Is there anyway I can get this guys address? I also need to get rid of a few tons of rocks. He never said how many in the original advert. Will take pics if anyone is willing to help out, or if anyone else wants some rocks. Serious replies only.
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"If deer are a problem in your backyard, you can use these rocks to throw at them."
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karmine (2013-04-10 01:46:27)
"another 4 tons of rock" buhahaha...... If Mike supposed to be my customer, i would never mess him.... XD
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@English Teacher
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Ryan (2013-01-29 02:26:01)
"I have a pile of rocks in my backyard and it makes for a great conversation piece." Bahahaha
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@english teacher
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Thales (2012-12-31 16:12:32)
I cannot believe the end of the conversation... hilarious!
lmao (2012-12-28 00:47:50)
funny!
petiesrevenge (2012-12-08 10:52:03)
Hmmmm so no one notices nyclife calling Europeans and Americans dumbasses? Lol good one. Fuck you .....but good one.
Zach (2012-12-07 09:36:58)
He coulda turned all those rocks into a "My Pet Rock" business.
Brian (2012-12-04 01:38:55)
Actually my first visit to this website... The part "We can deliver additional 4 tons of block" got me laughing uncontrollably.. Thank you Mike.
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Dude wtf!! I just got thrown out of my herniated class for laughing nonstop for like a whole minute with tears rolling down my cheeks!
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As my work has removed 'The Chive' from viewing pleasure...this is a fine replacement. Just hilarious. Seriously considering this as my new hobby.
Cody (2012-11-22 12:37:58)
Omfg dude when he said you can use the rocks to throw at the deer I fucking lost it hahaha
Haha (2012-11-19 16:49:13)
Indeed, Brits are wankers, from Ireland :D
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blaster (2012-11-14 09:25:16)
You can tell how mad o dude is from all his mispelled emails... omg im hurting and crying at the same time.
Travis (2012-11-12 20:08:55)
The only complaint I have is that there aren't enough emails. I've read them all, this is the funniest shit on the Internet. Thank you so much, Mike.
Ben (2012-11-12 14:09:43)
Haha! Did "brad" find his own email exchange on here? Funniest shit EVER!
someone (2012-10-29 22:53:48)
what does he have against deer? I've read like 3 or 4 of these emails from bottom to top mentioning deer hating.
Jorge (2012-10-29 14:22:17)
Nationalism is a sign of mental retardation.
anonymous (2012-10-28 15:58:16)
@Troy You have obviously never been to Britain if you think that.
brad (2012-10-14 22:35:27)
OH WTF YOU DICKHEAD I CAN'T BELIVE IT U FUCKING RETARD I WILL KILL YOU
Troy (2012-10-13 11:36:07)
I agree. Brits are complete pussies.
Chase (an American) (2012-10-09 02:31:59)
Shut the fuck up @tony. If anyone did that to someone, I'm sure they'd retaliate. Maybe not you cuz your a pussy. Fuck off British prick
dave (2012-10-05 14:43:38)
really you shoulda done a screenshot of the house from Google streetview and then Photoshopped the rocks in and emailed it to him.
dave (2012-10-04 17:00:02)
@ tony why the fuck you have to bring nationality or race into this you douche bag? just enjoy it and laugh, fucking retard!
anonymous (2012-10-04 11:49:04)
i have a pile of rocks in my backyard and it makes for a great conversation piece.
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As per tony's comment.. I used to buy into all the stereotypes of how Americans are dumb, Americans are ignorant....etc... In the last few years of my life I've done lots of traveling and the more Europeans I meet I realize they are just as dumb o
tony (2012-09-28 10:37:03)
lul americans are sostupid xD this guy was like: I BETTERNOT FIND THIS WHEN I COME BACK!!... or else wat dumbass amerifag!?!? loll they are so funny
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Lmao! Those emails need timestamps!
Bill (2012-09-15 15:08:56)
Wow, that is some funny shit.
"I just need a few small rocks."
"I have 8 tons."
"I don't have enough room."
"Too late, they're blocking your garage."
"I'm at my house, now where are the rocks?"
Chuck (2012-09-13 03:42:37)
The guy is really mad... I can feel it... LOL!
cubicle shmubicle (2012-09-11 15:55:52)
Best yet! awesome timing.. we had a few more rocks so here's 8 tons.. youre welcome
mike (2012-09-10 12:33:51)
You serious I had this happen to me.
None (2012-09-05 12:11:38)
funny as fuck. Don't read this shit in work spaces though, you'll draw too much attention
anonymous (2012-09-05 11:15:40)
OMG..who introduced me to this site? i m gonna hv to kill the guy..i cant stop reading this shit...funny as hell
lokeyed (2012-09-04 23:54:56)
At the end, oh FUCK YOU. Laughed so hard
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Bad idea to read this in class
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OMG can't stop laughing ; ; this shit is funny like hell
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I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so much.
anne (2012-08-17 21:55:49)
sooo funny
these people are so dumb
great one again
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alaxandergrambelt (2012-08-09 19:14:37)
lol you can throw them at the deer
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I keep wakeing my wife and kids from laughing so hard at all these emails
Pinkie Pie (2012-07-27 21:15:40)
This reminds me of the time I was a rock farmer...
Martin (2012-07-27 14:58:49)
This needs to be in the top rated section!!!
LMFAO (2012-07-27 12:47:09)
U are godlike rofl this is one of my favorite ones
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My throat!!
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Aggrey (2012-07-20 14:43:43)
fuckin hilarious
Aggrey (2012-07-20 14:38:55)
fuckin hilarious
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Best part was when he realized he was messing with him
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 8 TONS OF ROCKS ? I CRIED LAUGHING !!
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Definitely one of the best
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Im honestly going to get a heart attack from laughing so much xD
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Rofl xD
whaddafuqq (2012-07-01 01:06:05)
"where are the rocks? oh FUCK YOU" LOLOLOLOLOL
Zephyr (2012-06-25 07:09:56)
EPIC!! :)))
Sam (2012-06-24 20:53:40)
Cant fucking breathe...
Trey (2012-06-24 20:28:18)
Took me 15 mins to read this because i was laughin so hard first time in a long while that i laughed so hard i cried lol
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Another 4 tons of rocks.... Classic
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MBK (2012-06-22 07:59:20)
"...we can deliver another 4 tons of rocks as our way of apologizing ..." ROFLMFAO hahhahahha
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Hahahaha great conversation starters lol.
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I'm with Daya... this needs to be in top rated... "oh FUCK YOU" best line (in context) from any side of any conversation I've read on here!
LAWL (2012-06-15 22:45:58)
I wish there was a time-stamp, I wanted to see how long it took him to realize that you were just fucking with him! XD Hilarious!
May (2012-06-15 03:49:06)
"im at my house now. where are the rocks?"
couldn't breathe...
"oh FUCK YOU"
started laughing again...
Daya (2012-06-14 23:03:54)
DIED laughing .... OMG OMG!!
Deserves to be in the top-rated section!
anonymous (2012-06-14 11:37:23)
$500 rock removal fee. Really? LOL
anonymous (2012-06-12 18:45:42)
he deserved having rocks dumed at his as he didnt say thank you once..
ems (2012-06-08 09:38:01)
nice
whahaha XD
Alex (2012-05-28 02:28:18)
"Consider free extra rocks as compensation for the damage"
Genius. Fucking genius.
771 (2012-05-22 19:42:24)
almost peed my pants man!
HAHAHA (2012-05-16 19:38:59)
` epic ! FTW XD
paul (2012-05-12 16:31:13)
IrishChick (2012-05-10 21:14:28)
I like ... He clearly does not understand businesses :p
he damn well knows how business works. its freaking expensive to dispose these rocks. so its cheaper to just give them to someone
IrishChick (2012-05-10 21:14:28)
I like how the guy getting the rocks is like "I'll take them off your hands for free" and also wants you to deliver them. He clearly does not understand businesses :p
Ben Dover (2012-05-09 12:56:13)
@Jason - On my way over dude.
Stacey (2012-05-07 09:59:04)
Wow xD just found this website and im laughing so hard I have tears running down my cheeks
Lucy (2012-05-06 18:50:59)
Can't breathe..
Arthur (2012-05-03 07:52:29)
LMFAO! So...where are the rocks? Oh fuck you.
Wth throw the rocks at deer?? Trollololol
Reducer1 (2012-05-02 01:01:12)
God that had to be the funniest one of them all. Can't believe its not in the top rated section. Took me five minutes to get through it cause I was laughing so hard. "we can deliver another 4 tons of rocks... Brilliant
Fan (2012-04-27 11:55:02)
Lol, this is comic genius :-) For trolls on highways who tail gate, I slow down next to an oldie and the tail gater is beside themselves. He's a tip, lights won't work ;-) Hey, just assisting police, this is lay policing in action :-)
Marcus (2012-04-23 21:28:06)
This guy deserved it. What kind of a jerk asks for someone to deliver him rocks for free?
Tj (2012-04-19 14:11:01)
I actually cnt stop laughing lmao
jason (2012-04-11 20:55:19)
so can you come an i think you a relly nice person. And if you want we can have some sex
jason (2012-04-11 20:52:02)
i live at 78 daniel blvd bloomflied ct
melanie (2012-04-11 02:32:39)
omg...i am soooo cryin! i just discovered this site. i have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
themanny (2012-04-09 02:15:15)
@setupAutofill
Actually, the real asshole here right now would be you.
anon (2012-04-08 22:53:50)
omg... this was awesome, your emails take time but its so worth it
Tawny (2012-04-06 21:27:14)
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. My god.
Lmao (2012-04-06 20:45:28)
"I'm at my house now. Where are the rocks?
...
Oh FUCK YOU"
Looooooool
pitman (2012-04-03 13:46:22)
thats jokes hahahaha
anondoid (2012-03-27 18:58:51)
i peed my pants. no lie
Sukai (2012-03-20 04:29:02)
Words cannot describe how much I love you right now.
Nick (2012-03-05 22:01:47)
Here in Dublin we wouldn't drown you, honest.
Luscious O'Mally (2012-03-05 06:36:59)
Here in Dublin we'd drown yor sorry trollin arse in the sea you silly little Oregon poof!
Senses fail (2012-03-04 21:03:14)
so ugh am i suppose to be on here
anonymous (2012-02-29 22:00:42)
i dont wanna post ads anymore!
Tomas (2012-02-21 02:51:28)
You are my idol, greetings from a fan in sweden.
Elisabeth (2012-02-19 14:45:09)
I was laughing my ass off at the "we can deliver you another 4 tons" xD You're hilarious
dungiz (2012-02-16 13:24:11)
fucking hilarious,"get those rock the fuck out of there, you fucking prink".
crease (2012-02-15 13:48:19)
im at my house where are the rocks? oh fuck you. i litterally lol'ed for about 5 mins at my desk
anonymous (2012-02-12 19:27:47)
where are the rocks? Oh fuck you. i think i peed a little reading that.
Tom (2012-02-09 04:06:17)
I just laughed so hard, I think I pulled a rib muscle!
Michelle (2012-02-09 01:05:08)
Brad:
"you got that? DONT DELIVER THE ROCKS"
Roshan (2012-02-05 06:43:56)
dude you're a genius. I accidenatlly bumped into your book in a book fair in calcutta, India. I must say you making reading so entertaining. Keep up the great work! - A huge fan from India.
anonymous (2012-02-04 23:54:56)
aw-fuking-some dude!! u fuking rok man ... :D
setupAutofill (2012-02-04 05:10:55)
You really are an asshole. Too bad you can't find something productive to do with your talent instead of jerking people around.
tpad (2012-01-30 13:35:46)
this is no longer fun with fame comes neglect
u get us to love this site and then leave us waiting longer and longer for your precious and funny words
nick k (2012-01-29 14:39:42)
Wrong house hahaha hella funny....
Partyday (2012-01-23 19:54:17)
Rocks always make a good conversation piece.
Cal (2012-01-05 05:39:52)
U R THE GREATEST! hahhahahhahaahhaha
Kim (2011-12-31 11:22:34)
F-ing hilarious. Pure entertainment.
helge (Norway) (2011-12-28 14:39:09)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
anonymous (2011-12-27 05:44:05)
haha, you should go "Oh, wrong house.. ill get my guy to send the other 4 tons" haha
Bob in the Hills (2011-12-26 01:59:32)
I am crying as I write this and snot is coming out of my nose. I found this site while bored and I am laughing myself into stomach cramps. Thank you for sharing these emails. You ROCK!
Reena (2011-12-25 04:23:31)
Freaking hilarious!!! Got a good laugh out of me!!!
KXR (2011-12-20 21:24:36)
Oh boy, this just beat out the one about the mercenary convoy as my favorite one.
jazzy (2011-12-20 10:44:31)
Too funny all these emails got me laughing I had to tell all my friends
:) (2011-12-19 01:10:53)
great how you use big words such as compensation to sound professional as if you do this all the time, laughed even harder the second time i read this, keep it up
Derek (2011-12-17 20:53:45)
lol at the end
Rich Page (2011-12-15 21:24:09)
fucker deserved it, even his opening add, give me stuff, you must deliver, oh and when I say deliver...Asshole!
Ann (2011-12-15 18:57:24)
Those rock guys are dumber than a box of rocks.
Connie (2011-12-14 13:13:23)
haha that made me laugh at the ending lol
Tiffany (2011-12-13 19:57:11)
Omg, you are a genius!! XD A friend linked me to one of these a while ago and I can't help myself with reading more!!
daniel (2011-12-12 21:11:37)
"oh FUCK YOU"
had me in absolute fucking stitches. quality.
Kat (2011-12-12 12:39:29)
Tooooooo funny! Gees. Do you ever tell these ppl they've been "had"? There needs to be a hidden camera.
Kingault (2011-12-03 16:16:16)
The end was the best part.
PrinceEvel99 (2011-12-02 18:35:28)
I liked this page, great advice!
Gullible (2011-11-28 15:58:56)
I don't find these people stupid at all. They're just gullible.
dumb americans (2011-11-27 16:38:58)
americans are dumb
@nirmit9 (2011-11-26 09:47:30)
awesome man !!
classic (2011-11-22 19:42:01)
man u r a fukin genius u kno, this shit is fucking gold, dude im advertising ur website to the max, all my mates r gna know bout this, wish u millions and millions of dollars man!!!
anonymous (2011-11-20 23:39:55)
"oh FUCK YOU" lmao.
Aksuuuh (2011-11-18 08:14:12)
I bursted in laughter when 8 tons of rocks was mentioned lmao
Bud (2011-11-16 23:13:01)
"NO DICKHEAD WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT MORE ROCKS??? DUMBASS" Hilarious!
just mike (2011-11-15 11:08:38)
fantastic troll
Pete Sampras (2011-11-15 01:36:42)
Dude I laughed so hard I was gasping for air. Too fucking spectacular
brad (2011-11-14 11:23:03)
OMG, what a muppet
Hoooolyshit (2011-11-09 01:09:23)
I am absolutely dying of laughter. Like, my head hurts from not being able to breathe. Thanks.
Patricia Bacon (2011-11-05 13:32:59)
LOL
kiefer (2011-11-03 04:41:46)
"the fuck am I going to do with all those rocks?!" classic
adam (2011-10-26 16:43:38)
suck my dick
ji (2011-10-24 11:12:51)
:)
rhode island red (2011-10-19 20:09:53)
"I'm at my house now. Where are the rocks?" I can't stop laughing.
o6S1D9e (2011-10-04 07:39:57)
Had a shitty day @ work with the x and this made me laugh like nothing ever happened, and still laughing spontaniously. Good sheet main!
Ђ=====D~~ (2011-10-02 12:21:28)
This guy is the poor man's David Thorne.
Womp Womp.
awesome (2011-09-20 03:23:31)
Whether or not they're real, they're hilarious.
Patrick Bateman (2011-09-19 09:20:35)
"you got that? DONT DELIVER THE ROCKS"
LOL!
Smokey (2011-09-18 21:43:52)
Anyone who thinks these are real is a fucking retard.
purple panda spot (2011-09-18 16:13:03)
im at home now.. where are the rocks? lmao
uglyretard (2011-09-18 04:57:32)
mean shit gee
james (2011-09-12 02:58:15)
This might be the best one on the site.
Ease (2011-09-09 04:46:08)
This was golden. I wish there was a video of the reactions of this asshole when he read the emails. +20 points for getting the guy who doesn't even proof read his own post. "you hands"
One of the best laughs I've had in a while on the int
J9 (2011-09-06 22:56:00)
That was so funny it hurt to read
@ash (2011-09-06 06:46:46)
Does it matter? These are hilarious!
the best!! (2011-08-29 01:04:10)
awesome ending.. loved it!!!!
MJD (2011-08-26 00:07:19)
You, sir, win at the interwebz.
anon is overused (2011-08-25 18:06:06)
LOVED the ending =D
lawlz (2011-08-24 23:30:58)
lawlz
ash (2011-08-23 12:39:33)
I want to believe all of these emails...but do you dukbshits notice that most of the respondents tend to swear and don't have much variety in vocab or spelling? Eh...shit makes me laugh either way
Prudence (2011-08-23 03:01:54)
Wow! now that is hillarious...love it Mike....
suresh (2011-08-22 14:25:04)
Thanks man, u made my day!!
sarah p (2011-08-19 15:56:28)
Wonderful work, Mike. It's so much more satisfying when you stick it to someone who deserves it. Like whenever a real dimbulb gives money to my campaign for the presidency.
Mike Hawk (2011-08-19 03:30:02)
I think this is your best work yet.
Midsommartomten (2011-08-18 02:34:44)
Det дr kul дndе!
victor (2011-08-16 23:41:43)
this shit is the funniest thing i have read this month. love it man. keep up your awesome work!
Hooj (2011-08-11 14:45:24)
You are truly the funniest person ever. If I weren't a broke piece of shit, I'd donate. When I win the lottery, I'll try to think of you, but it probably won't happen. I'll be permadrunk.
TC (2011-08-09 03:51:46)
Victor sent me here.
luke (2011-08-09 01:20:51)
im at my house now. where are the rocks?
... ten minutes later ...
oh FUCK YOU
classic :)
Nic =D (2011-08-08 00:17:38)
so funny i need rocks what is their number?
Dan (2011-08-07 19:57:02)
This was TOOOOO good
eek the kat (2011-08-07 15:23:19)
can't stop laughing
niqqle twi22ter (2011-08-07 11:50:53)
fanny as sh1t :S
Zach (2011-08-07 04:08:26)
Damn near cried laughing
cLuTcH v9 on Xbox. (2011-08-07 00:29:56)
I have read this one a lot and I still smile everytime. :)
Joseph (2011-08-06 22:06:45)
so fucking funny!!
laughed (2011-08-06 22:06:30)
my fucking ass off
Sean (2011-08-05 20:15:28)
Hell of funny,"we can deliver another 4 tons as our way of apologizing for the shed"
God, you're good, and so as the book.
Haha (2011-08-03 16:58:21)
6 inch rocks are huge. That guy is an idiot.
So funny (2011-08-02 09:06:38)
Amazing!
john (2011-08-01 23:02:52)
dont get it
Rectum?! (2011-07-31 20:49:45)
Damn near killed 'em!
mike (2011-07-31 15:25:27)
this was so awesome!!!!
matt (2011-07-30 09:58:03)
one of the best! so good
Alex (2011-07-29 04:14:50)
"..... we can deliver another 4 tons of rocks as our way of apologizing for the shed. "
Pure genius
AML (2011-07-27 23:51:30)
incredible how fucking selfish people are! Not only did you "give" him something for free that didnt require any effort from this asshole, you also have him more than he asked for! Then he starts to talk shit to you! the Fucking nerve! The he asks
Vag (2011-07-27 22:46:34)
LMFAO!!!
Practical Nihilist (2011-07-26 22:57:10)
Jesus F'n Christ best. laugh. of. the. week. I love how that guy flipeed when you told him you dumped 8 tons of rocks.
ray (2011-07-26 13:21:47)
best one by far. keep it up!
Annie (2011-07-26 02:27:45)
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Oh ok THIS might be the best one yet.
Respectosaurus (2011-07-26 02:23:37)
Oh Man this stuff is hilarious! don't ever stop this dude. occasional updates are waaaaay better than none at all.
Evan (2011-07-25 00:18:05)
You are a fucking genius
WP (2011-07-24 10:14:30)
White Power
Who do you think? (2011-07-22 18:00:05)
"so if you like, we can deliver another 4 tons of rocks"
That part killed me
troll.hoe (2011-07-22 05:30:07)
lawls, trolls ftw
Herp (2011-07-21 05:51:55)
Whine more about the lack of updates, faggots. That'll make him update more. People DO have lives that extend beyond fucking with stupid people, y'know.
Noris (2011-07-15 20:03:08)
My sides are fucking aching after this, one of the best trolls ever.
JP (2011-07-15 15:37:28)
Absolutely brilliant.
Exo (2011-07-15 10:07:53)
"im at my house now. where are the rocks?"
Be carefull what you wish for LOL
trololololol (2011-07-15 03:26:10)
u sir, are awesome, best 1 ever. 6/5
Joseph (2011-07-13 22:44:18)
Best one I've ever seen
Mike Hunt (2011-07-13 18:12:46)
Hahahahahaha fucker got PWNED!
@Disappointed (2011-07-13 09:23:50)
No man, you gotta threaten to never check the site again unless he updates it. That ALWAYS works.
:( (2011-07-13 08:23:28)
this is going the maddox route already
Disappointed (2011-07-13 02:03:25)
I've tried for months to keep up with this site because it's hilarious. I even purchased the book. The fact that no updates are posted now every 2 months is pathetic. Shut down the website if you can't keep up with it. Do us all a favor as fan
Stephen (2011-07-12 23:17:08)
MOAR EMAILS!!!!
Anton (2011-07-12 21:31:45)
Sites like this die due to a lack of updates, man.
jim (2011-07-12 21:14:05)
assistant to the regional manager
Shauntality (2011-07-12 09:13:27)
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
poop (2011-07-12 00:45:59)
poop chute says hello as well
dwight (2011-07-11 19:38:54)
dwight schrute says hello
O_NOES_OMG_BBQ (2011-07-11 15:10:12)
Can someone fuck me up the ass please? I haven't had cock in months and I'm desperate.
Bojack McCoon (2011-07-11 14:55:56)
Oh come on, you goddamned lazyass nigger motherfucker. Almost two months now without an update! What da fukk are you waiting fo?
KingKongKeesha (2011-07-11 13:59:25)
Dude 6 weeks, really? Weak sauce man.
O_NOES_OMG_BBQ (2011-07-11 09:21:13)
OMG quick update soon or one of your douche fans will leave! That's always an effective threat: "Do what I want or I will stop poking you in the eye!"
Stop (2011-07-11 07:31:50)
Stop watching porn and get back to work and post an update.
INTERNET INTERPOL (2011-07-10 20:31:06)
Apparently no one responded to the Internet Police's threats so we had to get involved. We are taking over this operation now. We will be in touch.
your an asshole (2011-07-10 19:17:49)
Asshole update or I'm done with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TurdFace (2011-07-10 14:16:38)
Update!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cockknob23 (2011-07-10 10:15:34)
8===========d
Buk (2011-07-10 04:57:45)
Seriously your losing our attention. Better grap on to it until its gone.
Fuck (2011-07-10 03:11:41)
this.
Nyan car (2011-07-09 22:22:47)
NEWWW PLEEAAASSEE!!!
Quackers (2011-07-09 14:42:19)
Another gem to add to the treasure of e-mails.
djjd (2011-07-09 14:16:40)
please something new. my life is meaningless without updates
ARGH (2011-07-09 13:39:54)
Give me something. Anything!
John Hansen (2011-07-08 23:09:51)
Time for some more material please...
Really? (2011-07-08 18:00:57)
closing in on two months since your last update. love the site but it cannot possibly be this hard
LuvBams (2011-07-08 17:56:35)
Thank you, Bams. We're all dumber thanks to your submission - not just once, but 4 times!
anonymous (2011-07-08 15:56:17)
Make a new one, bitch!
CYBAH POLEECE (2011-07-08 13:25:59)
I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION RITE NW00E0W
Figaro si, Figaro lа (2011-07-08 12:07:24)
... Figaro sucks.
Saya (2011-07-08 11:03:56)
WTF man! where are the new ones!!
Figaro (2011-07-08 10:46:59)
@ @Figaro
Hehehehehe, you are exactly kind of sucker I was fishing for. Thanks for making my day! loooool
listen you... (2011-07-08 10:46:24)
...cum guzzling motherfucking lazy ass cocksucking cunt...update this fucking site you piece of shit
@Figaro (2011-07-08 08:34:31)
If you think "internet police" was trying to fool anyone, you're not one to talk about brains.
Figaro (2011-07-08 08:01:07)
Cut the crap, there's no such thing as Internet Police. Go away, and try to fool someone less endowed in brain department.
sexy beast (2011-07-08 06:40:50)
I think John is in India, learning how to make cuisine that smells like shit.
Beavus (2011-07-07 16:36:15)
When will this here site get the updated? Its taking longer than it takes grandma to poo!!!
Voldemort (2011-07-07 04:53:31)
Mike, I find you sexy.
Internet Police (2011-07-07 04:28:07)
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! You have not updated your site in a timely manner, and we thus DEMAND that you shut it down. You got that? SHUT THE SITE DOWN. RIGHT NOW.
moar (2011-07-06 17:52:28)
it takes 2 months to prank someone???????? we NEED moar dammit!
moar (2011-07-06 17:52:28)
it takes 2 months to prank someone???????? we NEED moar dammit!
Update this shit or. (2011-07-06 13:17:44)
Close the fucking thing down.
Voldemort (2011-07-06 10:39:17)
Shove your wand up your arse.
E.T. (2011-07-05 21:28:29)
Great! So funny.
UPDATE PLOX (2011-07-05 12:41:35)
pleeeasssseeee....
Zach (2011-07-05 12:29:29)
Can we have some more updates? You're not even doing one update a month right now. This website is devoid of new material. I know you're writing a new book, but we're the people that are going to BUY this book. Give us something to tide us ove
Cletus (2011-07-05 12:29:06)
Yall suck at that thar internet thing
Co Cor (2011-07-05 04:08:18)
I like how spelling and grammar go to shit when these people start to get pissed.
P33dy (2011-07-05 01:34:23)
Cmon!!!! wheres the new one dammit, I need something good to read. You been slackin!!
Sean (2011-07-04 15:10:31)
How are you even still alive?
@dick (2011-07-03 20:46:18)
i remember when i said "yall" like a cousin fuckin hillbilly.
dick (2011-07-03 15:36:41)
wow yall r some fucking assholes this is some dumb shit im leaving dueces
dick (2011-07-03 15:36:24)
wow yall r some fucking assholes this is some dumb shit
Franklin E. Fraitus (2011-07-02 21:11:38)
MORE!!!!!
at the bar (2011-07-02 14:37:54)
I'm getting drunk... feeling mellow...
Eva (2011-07-01 22:40:58)
oh.. FUCK YOU! I LOVE THIS ONE- SO FUNNY
Brouf (2011-07-01 05:21:26)
John is probably studying for his finals.
JD (2011-06-30 19:31:57)
Hahahahaaaa...I gotta copy this for Facebook...I'll give ya full credit man...
holy crap (2011-06-30 16:54:34)
how long until the next one, you lazy ass.
@Greg (2011-06-30 13:19:12)
And this dork didn't even use the word "please".
simvig (2011-06-30 10:36:35)
Beautiful ending. These are great, man; I think the concealable weapons was my favorite so far, but the church projector and the Jurassic Park truck were classic.
Greg (2011-06-30 07:49:10)
I'll never get over how stupid these people you email are. "Please, come landscape my yard for free."
heyyy (2011-06-29 04:24:44)
i've read all of them can you please update this site
SupaFan (2011-06-28 23:49:17)
I Luv this shit funny as hell could stay on this site all day.
hurry (2011-06-28 10:12:07)
up you lazy fuck
random (2011-06-28 10:08:05)
" we can deliver another 4 tons of rocks as our way of apologizing for the shed." AHHAHAHHAHHA!!!
dfsd (2011-06-28 01:20:06)
I SEEN A HORSE ONCE
William (2011-06-27 17:27:57)
I've been laughing while reading, and it became classic when you suggested he could use the rocks to throw at deer. Cheer brilliance!
Bettr (2011-06-27 02:54:29)
Hes better making gay jokes
Calendar man (2011-06-26 14:00:01)
It has been exactly one month and five days since the last update.
A new update is coming soon!!
jcfdude (2011-06-26 12:43:09)
The "OH, FUCK YOU!" at the end was the best part lol
notamused (2011-06-26 04:08:42)
lame ass tricked dumb ass.
impressive.
seriously? (2011-06-26 02:13:55)
@Rancor
has it really been 3 month ya dummy.
Sammy (2011-06-26 00:40:22)
This is probably your best one yet. Keep up the great work!!!
Nae (2011-06-25 20:14:24)
When I rule the world. You're going to be my speech writer!
Shauntality (2011-06-25 12:01:18)
@Rancor: It is has been? Really?
Shadow Spirit (2011-06-24 20:50:26)
Wow. Lmao.
The Chiz (2011-06-24 12:27:36)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! LOVE that ending...
Artur (2011-06-23 15:17:21)
Is that a Louis CK reference at the end with the deer? This is one of your best
Ayme (2011-06-23 06:40:50)
Hello Mike :)
Mike (2011-06-23 03:49:02)
Hello, my name is Mike and I'm bored at work. I have work to do but I can't be bothered doing it. So I post comments here instead. Think I'm gonna have a cup of coffee next.
kaptin (2011-06-22 06:46:12)
Where are the rocks? oh fuck you HAHAHA
jen (2011-06-22 03:24:45)
300?
That one chick (2011-06-21 11:25:06)
Oh man that is amazing. I want more!
ohmygod (2011-06-20 14:50:34)
BEST ONE YET :D hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
kderb (2011-06-20 10:26:17)
I need some rocks if he can't use them. That removal fee seemed to be in line with industry pricing standards.
GummiSnorri (2011-06-19 17:24:03)
You had me at "rock removal fee"
Fuckin' brilliant as always !
Chris (2011-06-18 23:38:23)
Wow, 'I'm at my house, where are the rocks? Oh, FUCK YOU!' Guess he realized he was being fucked with xD
Contest Winner (2011-06-18 22:16:38)
I won the contest guys. My email will be up soon.
Copkiller (2011-06-18 17:34:19)
Fuck the police
peanut (2011-06-17 20:08:03)
that was fuckin hilarious....WOW!
Mic (2011-06-17 17:18:45)
This dude is awesome. Everybody I'v shown this to just bust out laughing at the 8 ton beginning.
Stewie Griffin (2011-06-17 11:24:16)
When the world is mine, I will allow this e-mail writer to live.
anonymous (2011-06-16 19:15:32)
Hilarious :D
Daddy (2011-06-16 17:03:33)
I want your soul! I will eat your soul!
Ben P (2011-06-15 22:57:26)
Omg I love this. I was going to read this in class buy its a good thing I didn't because I was laughing up a storm. Great job man
У меня ес (2011-06-15 21:26:19)
I really love this one, especially the ending.
glados (2011-06-15 18:21:53)
so many of these comments on your emails are bitching about how it's not good.
to those people i say fuck you, good sir or madam.
LOl (2011-06-15 17:52:37)
hilarious! also james your an idiot XD
Contest man (2011-06-15 15:39:32)
WHAT IS UP WITH THE FRICKING CONTEST!!!!!!!!!
Uhm (2011-06-15 15:16:28)
That was awesome.
PS What happened to the competition?
Lucca (2011-06-15 13:41:09)
hah, this is a f*king masterpiece!
Franklin E. Fraitus (2011-06-15 10:51:11)
MORE !!!
nono (2011-06-15 09:47:21)
too good. this is too good
Melle (2011-06-15 09:03:32)
Imagine the relief this guy had when he realized there were no 8 tons of rocks on his driveway
Ann (2011-06-14 11:38:42)
ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN ME????
menders (2011-06-14 09:01:30)
Poop
Brad's Ex (2011-06-13 20:42:14)
YOU ROCK!!!!!
Steve? (2011-06-13 15:31:10)
this is your best in a while.
Jill (2011-06-13 12:40:06)
i need to go pee pee
paul (2011-06-13 09:42:30)
funny, but also scary that retards like brad live among us
Kolol (2011-06-13 07:07:16)
rofl that was soooooooooo funny not quite as good as audio apt or horse farm but still hilarious keep up the good work!!!
PabloEscobar (2011-06-12 21:42:50)
Holy shit, that was funny. I was envisioning that poor bastard at work, pulling his hair out, worrying about all the rocks in his yard. @amanda.....if I write some funny emails will you efff me?
Yas (2011-06-12 19:22:01)
Laughed so hard, I cried!
KingKongKeesha (2011-06-12 13:04:31)
well thats niggardly
tracy padova (2011-06-10 11:39:06)
i love this website and the only complaint i have is you dont enter a new one more often
i am like an addict checking to see if there is something new
Harlan Sanders (2011-06-09 15:47:02)
This has to be one of the best ones because it sets up an expectation that causes the victim to panic and suspect actual damage to his property. I think the best pranks have actual impact like people rushing home to see if there is 8 tons of rocks.
Los (2011-06-09 11:48:24)
best one since concealable weapons. lol. others were funny but this is another masterpiece.
anonymous (2011-06-09 08:09:34)
Wow That's a masterpiece :-)
king kong (2011-06-09 01:06:19)
hahahaha! FANTASTIC.
Amanda (2011-06-09 00:21:34)
I LOVE YOU. You make my day. Life is now worth living. @Robert Deniro, I want to Effff this author so bad, I know what you mean.
anonymous (2011-06-08 19:55:36)
Yo
james (2011-06-08 16:56:28)
omg why would u leave tons of rocs at someones house if they didnt want them im sure thats bad thing do you will go to hell
Fknfuk (2011-06-08 15:48:00)
I need rocks
Reptar (2011-06-08 10:52:09)
Funniest once since the fridge delivery
Chris (2011-06-07 19:33:01)
Fucking best email in a long time dude!
Lucy (2011-06-07 19:01:56)
"Will take off your hands for free." Really? Thanks! Bet it will look great on my portfolio, too!
Odaval (2011-06-07 14:51:41)
then he gets home and wonders where the fucking rocks are!!! PRICELESS
I would have just been happy I didn't really have to deal with 8 tons of fucking rocks...
Brad (2011-06-07 11:32:23)
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES
Sophie (2011-06-06 21:20:23)
true, this guy really did deserve it for being such an ass
anonymous (2011-06-06 16:33:21)
Brad set himself up for this. "Will take off your hands for free." As if HE is the one doing the favor for the person (presumably Mike) who is actually donating the rocks.
Hats off to you (2011-06-06 09:35:01)
Trolling at its best!=')
Tom (2011-06-06 09:20:48)
Actually in tears of laughter right now hahahaha
TheGreenHelium (2011-06-06 03:09:58)
"Im at the house now. Where are the rocks?"
Haha EPIC! trolololololololol
loljoe (2011-06-06 02:14:10)
"ok I am at my house now. where are the rocks?"
lol this guy....
Jack Worthing (2011-06-06 01:54:11)
I loved thise one! Classic! It totally makes up for the last one. You're back! :)
Osama bin Laden (2011-06-05 18:46:11)
Ha-Ha, this shit so funny it make my fucking turban fall of. Oh shit, dat right, I'm dead.
es loco... (2011-06-05 16:16:09)
"cannot pick up must deliver. will take off you hands for free."
... idiot motherfucker deserved it... haha...
HI (2011-06-04 22:05:38)
MORE!!!
SGR Muzz (2011-06-04 20:47:18)
This is fucking hilarious, i couldn't stop laughing
Marianah (2011-06-04 19:31:08)
So funny! More!
mandy (2011-06-04 16:55:12)
hahahha best one yet!!!!!!!
Robert Deniro (2011-06-04 16:42:56)
I fucking love these things they make my dick hard
Eric (2011-06-04 14:22:26)
Best ever! Had tears in my eyes laughing when he said "the fuck am i going to do with these rocks?" amazing!... :P
Well done (2011-06-04 10:47:36)
Brad got what he deserved. He is a rude prick. Ever heard of "please" and "thank you", jackass? Especially when you get something for free.
Lady Gaga (2011-06-04 08:32:05)
I have a penis.
Conal (2011-06-04 08:25:26)
I love this, this is the best ever! Please do more like this! :D
hamburgers (2011-06-04 00:27:44)
the dude probably left work early to check on his house and got in shit with his boss for leaving for no reason... lol
Brad (2011-06-03 22:47:24)
I cannot believe you did this to me - and then have the nerve to post it on the interweb!!!!
What is wrong with you people. I just wanted some help with my yard and I am all over the gosh durn interweb!
Balls (2011-06-03 01:16:32)
i got some big balls
Weiner (2011-06-02 21:41:41)
I did not write this.
Rev (2011-06-02 17:06:29)
Titties!
Mr T (2011-06-02 11:59:32)
When you replace the word Rocks with Cocks in the first paragraph, you can really send it out to about anybody you like via email.
Mike (2011-06-02 01:16:03)
Man, I need to remember to use caps lock more often when emailing.. Classic!!
Ian (2011-06-01 23:18:49)
Holy shit, I laughed my ass of reading this! "im at the house now. where are the rocks?" - lol, my favorite part
@mk (2011-06-01 19:0 (2011-06-01 22:37:54)
No time for the penny to drop, dumb ass. It's completely fabricated.
Funny as hell though. But yes, the majority of these ARE BULLSHIT.
mk (2011-06-01 19:03:23)
i'd like to see the times of the e-mails, especially the last two, how long did it take for the penny to drop??
mk (2011-06-01 18:58:15)
brad: 'well i need them to fill a small whole in my backyard' 8 tons should fill his whole backyard...
Joey (2011-06-01 15:02:54)
Carl is an Idiot
$$ (2011-06-01 07:45:42)
Good one...BV
Spinblastr (2011-05-31 21:56:21)
OK, I know it hasn't been too, too, long yet, but allow me to start off the new period of begging and whining.....More!!! More!!! More!!!
Moose (2011-05-31 19:36:59)
I own a construction company, tell me this guys address and I'll drop off a dumptruck's worth of rocks :)
@Carl (2011-05-31 17:45:14)
You're the idiot.
Dan B (2011-05-31 15:11:10)
Best one yet!!
Rocker (2011-05-31 14:10:08)
Possibly the best ever, mostly because of Brad's reactions
kafka (2011-05-31 09:18:43)
this dude definately deserved it, he wanted free rocks delivered to his house? wtf is that?
Alex (2011-05-31 08:30:43)
i love this one, not just because it was very good, but also because he's knows you messed with him, instead of just thinking your an asshole. very nice, i laught all the way.
Josh (2011-05-31 07:48:36)
Haha! This one was amazing!
Hans (2011-05-31 06:31:51)
One of the best ever! "These are nice rocks though", still giggeling like crazy.
Aussie. (2011-05-31 03:55:06)
Fuckin amazing :)
Ur awesome
pat (2011-05-31 03:10:13)
Carl the guys emailing him from work, hes not at home
anon (2011-05-31 01:25:11)
"OH FUCK YOU!" what a great ending rofl
Carl (2011-05-31 01:15:20)
Oh yeah? If there were never any rocks then why would the guy ask to have them removed? That doesn't even make sense, who's the idiot now?
rudy ann (2011-05-30 22:26:42)
I just love you
HAHA (2011-05-30 19:54:55)
Last 4-5 have been so priceless.
Jadon (2011-05-30 17:38:23)
I normally don't care if somebody "deserves" it or not but agree with those saying the guy is an ass.
Oss (2011-05-30 17:18:40)
lol .. that mofo got owned till he reached home and such an ungrateful bastard, its for free bitch so take the whole 8 tons up in ur ass!
TW (2011-05-30 10:13:04)
Bricks were shat!
Kafka (2011-05-30 08:51:38)
Best one in long time! You set up such a high standard with your earlier work that even some good ones lately have been somewhat disappointing, but this was awesome!
Arslan (2011-05-29 19:53:10)
HAHHhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahha
what a dick (2011-05-29 16:53:15)
So this guy gets goods delivered to his house for free and can't even say please or thank you... Douchebag!! "will take off you hands for free"... I should shit in your yard.
12325870-= (2011-05-29 13:06:26)
1
Brad (2011-05-29 01:13:46)
ok i am srry,i will pay yu 500$ for 2 whelbarow rocks.
ewe (2011-05-28 22:20:58)
love it
anon (2011-05-28 18:52:55)
To be fair the guy who wants the rocks is so fuckin rude that he deserves what he's getting! Please and Thank you?
lol (2011-05-28 15:24:30)
The ending was hilarious !
Bluth (2011-05-27 13:13:46)
Hahaha. Oh man, this guy must've been going berserk at work waiting to get out of there and then probably sped home ready to go apeshit. The ending was the best the look of bewilderment on his face must've been hilarious when he didn't see 8 t
BigC (2011-05-27 11:37:54)
Classy! I can tell you are a professional comedy writer. Or should be. Thanks for sharing. And for the love of god, publish a sequel to your excellent book!
kefera (2011-05-27 11:28:49)
LOL this one rocks
anonymous (2011-05-27 11:23:54)
DONT DELIVER THE ROCKS!
fucking classic man, good work.
brnn19 (2011-05-27 05:55:08)
Excellent! Keep up the good work and the funny stuff coming more often!
anonymous (2011-05-27 04:39:27)
I just did this to my asshole neighbour. Only with 83 tons of rocks. I forced him to pay me $200000 to remove the rocks. He's a beggar now. And I'm rich. Fuck yea.
Aj (2011-05-27 03:53:42)
This is awesome! I've read all of the ones on this site and this is definitely top 5! The last two responses when he figured out what was going on made it 10x funnier! Keep up the good trolling!!!
aubrietta (2011-05-27 02:46:34)
so funny! and you didn't even touch the fact that he offered to take off your hands for free
An (2011-05-27 01:52:59)
The ending is just great.
funnyyyy (2011-05-26 23:49:51)
HAHAHHAHAHHA
the IDIOT totally deserved it too. @Duler Turden completely agreed! Basically asking for random people to fix his stuff up for free. sucker. It's always funnier when the victim actually deserves it.
dick dirty deep (2011-05-26 17:53:50)
...
David (2011-05-26 16:31:20)
hahahahahaha oh fuck you
Duler Turden (2011-05-26 12:48:25)
Well deserved. Who asks for free shit AND wants it delivered? What a bastard!
gnig (2011-05-26 12:46:56)
very good, can't complain about rock compensation
Telamo (2011-05-26 11:58:49)
Lol! Hey D!
DocFuzion (2011-05-26 10:41:25)
Why don't more of us do this to mess with idiots? :D
D (2011-05-26 04:40:27)
Yes I am, whats up?
@D (2011-05-26 04:38:37)
Hey, D! Are you the same D from dorkly?
bbbbb (2011-05-26 02:30:23)
I CAN'T TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE NO MORE, NEVER FELT LIKE FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE.
@anonymous (2011-05-26 02:29:20)
You no spellz corecly eithr
gab (2011-05-26 02:27:32)
@anonymous, your first sentence makes no sense & you spelled spelling wrong.
rock steady (2011-05-26 01:52:05)
Fucking hilarious. Well done sir!!
WhiteFluffyBunny (2011-05-25 23:59:37)
Haters gonna Hate, true fans stick together and laugh
Derek (2011-05-25 22:31:45)
Is there an email list for new posts?
Anusbook (2011-05-25 18:31:18)
The ending just made it. Thumbs up!
mark (2011-05-25 16:58:03)
that shit is FUNNY1
ohGr (2011-05-25 16:42:48)
I like turtles.
@Gloria (2011-05-25 13:05:20)
"I wish you'd tell us more about yourself" oh yeah that's be reaaaaalllly interesting. "My name is John, I listen to Weezer, I wear anoraks, I'm currently in college, I like cheesecakes, I like my toast middle brown, I watch Mad Me
Gloria (2011-05-25 12:10:54)
This is awesome. I just discovered this site. You are hilarious. It seems you are using the Philadelphia craigslist..which has a bunch of idiots, so I'm glad, cos they deserve this. I wish you'd tell us more about yourself. I guess you can't,
Dockery Design (2011-05-25 12:07:19)
Hahahahahahah. Ridiculously funny. Good use of google maps to get thing accurate! Great that you got him at work!
Bet he was stewing in his juices all day!
Ray (2011-05-25 12:07:06)
I fucking love this one. Easily one of the best.
Scotheart (2011-05-25 11:59:37)
oops & d'Oh. "the" guy
Scotheart (2011-05-25 11:58:39)
hilarious as usual. they guy spells like either English is not his first language or it is his first language and he sucks at spelling. @Ellie my dear, it's probably best you don't come and read these posts anymore...it seems to be wasting your
D (2011-05-25 11:32:24)
This was beautiful, that's all I have to say.
facepalm (2011-05-25 11:18:39)
@Carl: DERP!
smEllie (2011-05-25 09:33:08)
my name's Ellie and I smell bad
@Carl (2011-05-25 08:24:47)
No, idiot? It's a troll, there were no rocks in the first place.
HAHAHA (2011-05-25 05:33:57)
im at my house now. where are the rocks?
oh *pause* FUCK YOU
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA definitely one of the best
matt (2011-05-25 04:20:14)
a great return to form, thanks.
Me (2011-05-25 03:58:20)
ONE OF THE BEST!!! would have been better with timestamps though. :P
Alex (2011-05-25 02:46:20)
Like the part that you wanted to give him 4 more tons in compensation for his shed's window.
Carl (2011-05-25 00:29:34)
Haha I get it, he removed all of the rocks instead of leaving the wheelbarrows that the guy asked for?
Ryan (2011-05-25 00:08:10)
I can only imagine how that dipshit must have felt when he raced home and realized that he'd been duped by an Asshole.
Dorian (2011-05-24 22:29:24)
Helarious
rawdog (2011-05-24 22:06:07)
LOVED IT
anonymous (2011-05-24 22:01:34)
Half the time I didn't know wtf this guy say trying to say. I had re-read his remarks, just like I had to with Ellie's, to understand what they wanted to say. It just shows how dumb people really are with their terrible english, grammar, and spell
dogj (2011-05-24 21:30:35)
funny
spinblastr (2011-05-24 21:19:32)
Ellie, you're right. This is a waste of your time. You should be on Craigslist instead, buying and selling things.
Jay (2011-05-24 20:14:11)
Ha ha ha, what a tool. That's what you get for asking for free stuff then demanding free delivery for it.
Julia (2011-05-24 18:42:49)
You are hilarious. Will you marry me?
dude (2011-05-24 17:59:03)
wow that ellie chick is weird....this shit is fuckin funny! who gives a shit if it wastes peoples time
@Ellie (2011-05-24 17:53:03)
Open your mouth, you feeble bitch, I have to take a dump.
Ellie (2011-05-24 17:19:41)
Stop wasting people's time. To get people's hopes up, to take their time, to ruin their days. It is pretty sad if not pathetic. Sorry.
Ellie (2011-05-24 17:18:07)
I laughed hilariously at the first ones. I laughed more. And at some point when I kept reading, I stopped laughing. It is quite sad. A whole thing is quite sad. How old are you? 5 years old? If it was a TV show, it would be funny. But this is real.
asdf (2011-05-24 17:15:30)
I loved that one. What a tool. Any chance you could get an actual RSS feed so I don't have to keep loading up the site?
Mr. Brown (2011-05-24 16:57:23)
Well done, sir. Best one in a while.
Jadon (2011-05-24 16:39:05)
I liked the idea of using google street view. If you had good photoshop skills in the future you could do something similar but send them a pic of their place with ... modifications ;-)
scootshack (2011-05-24 16:26:01)
He was begging for more at the end... Ahwell, always nice to read a new one.
gigs187 (2011-05-24 16:21:21)
funniest shit
Jack Z06 (2011-05-24 14:05:47)
The only problem with this site is that I basically die waiting for a new one to come out... FEED THE MASSES MIKE, WE HUNGRY!
Teve (2011-05-24 13:57:07)
PRICELESS!!! I swear I love your site!
HardyHar (2011-05-24 13:52:25)
I love you
Rockman X (2011-05-24 13:23:18)
This one ROCKED! Har har!
Jack (2011-05-24 10:19:16)
I've bought and sold many things on Craigslist and the local classifieds here where I am, and I've never come across anyone who was hesitant to give out their address, even without talking on the phone.
nagz (2011-05-24 09:27:11)
GREAT one. i can imagine this twat rushing home from work :D
Ravi (2011-05-24 08:45:35)
Hilll''fukkk''arious!!
lalala (2011-05-24 08:26:55)
omggg do more lmfaooooooo
Jochen (2011-05-24 07:57:24)
Best one in a while....
Jo (2011-05-24 06:43:46)
Fake.
a (2011-05-24 04:10:49)
too bad mike didn't add timestamps, so we can see how long did it took for the guy to figure the whole thing out when he got home, hahaha
mike, you're a legend
Deepak (2011-05-24 04:07:46)
simply hilarious.. rocked of course
Chris (2011-05-24 01:59:22)
I've read all of yours... This is one of the best I would say!
Intersect (2011-05-24 01:42:28)
This is one of the better ones recently. Hard to believe there are people that stupid living in the world...but still hilarious.
Chris (2011-05-24 01:09:01)
Bahaha, the ending is absolutely priceless. These get better and better.
LOL (2011-05-24 00:26:45)
one of the best recently. I was laughing the whole time. poor guy he probably lost focus on his job thinking about the nightmare of rocks waiting him at home.
Silks (2011-05-24 00:01:01)
alright, that was pretty good haha
HappyHateDay (2011-05-23 23:52:03)
LOL
Lord (2011-05-23 22:34:52)
ahh this is amazing, the reaction at the end completes it. good job
Guest (2011-05-23 22:33:54)
Best one yet!
Caleb (2011-05-23 22:01:51)
LOL! more often please! but checking it on a daily basis is worth it anyway
Nice (2011-05-23 21:24:09)
Great stuff. Now I remember why I always check this site for updates.
Hi (2011-05-23 21:00:21)
Have my babies.
anonymous (2011-05-23 19:50:28)
fucking classic man.. I've been waiting a looong time for a great one like this.
daniel (2011-05-23 18:34:14)
AWESOMEEE!!!!!!!
Walter (2011-05-23 17:54:00)
Priceless XD
EricElvis (2011-05-23 16:15:12)
Quality - I love how the last couple of emails show how this dolt realized the joke was all on him. And I love it when you pick on peeps who want free shit but treat you like they paid $$$$ for it - bottom feeders!
Norman (2011-05-23 16:04:12)
''Gee (2011-05-23 14:17:08) Although hilarious, idk if its real. Who just gives out their home address w/o a phone conversation? Hhmm''
OF COURSE ITS REAL, THIS TOOK PLACE IN AMERICA WHERE THEY TRUST ANYBODY!
Norman (2011-05-23 16:03:42)
''Gee (2011-05-23 14:17:08)
Although hilarious, idk if its real. Who just gives out their home address w/o a phone conversation? Hhmm''
OF COURSE ITS REAL, THIS TOOK PLACE IN AMERICA WHERE THEY TRUST ANYBODY!
Lotheron (2011-05-23 15:45:29)
Woulda been funny if you would have been able to doctor the pictures showing the rocks and the damaged shed.
Still hilarious!
Gee (2011-05-23 14:17:08)
Although hilarious, idk if its real. Who just gives out their home address w/o a phone conversation? Hhmm
treefiddie (2011-05-23 13:47:26)
"I have a pile of rocks in my backyard and it makes for a great conversation piece"
hahahahaa, good stuff man
Loves It (2011-05-23 13:22:02)
I was laughing out loud at work at this, HAHAHA!!!!
xxx (2011-05-23 11:47:10)
did he deliver the rocks?
Pablo (2011-05-23 11:23:03)
Nice, you are a genius
Dave (2011-05-23 10:31:01)
That's your best in a long while! Brilliant
RedSoakedSponge (2011-05-23 10:26:53)
Im so happy i found this site now XD
1puglife (2011-05-23 09:44:06)
friggin rights bud
Mike (2011-05-23 08:45:45)
Very nice job! :D
reg (2011-05-23 07:39:06)
best one yet imo
Mike (2011-05-23 05:58:58)
This was hilarious. They always are!
Kalsin (2011-05-23 03:07:14)
ROFL! Where are the rocks???!!! What a fucking dumbshit. I can only imagine what happened between the where are the rocks and the oh fuck you.
brad (2011-05-23 00:21:59)
OH FUCK YOU TAKE THIS OFF YOUR SITE RIGHT NOW
HA (2011-05-23 00:04:30)
Very good sir. Very good. Please never stop being an asshole.
hahahahhaha (2011-05-22 23:59:52)
hahahaha these are great man keep them coming!!!
i love this site
joppe (2011-05-22 21:41:47)
@Nacnud: wow you think? Did you come to that conclusion yourself or did Mr Sherlock Holmes have anything to do with that astounding piece of observation? Maybe you and brad should open up a detective bureau, you'd make a good team.
Harry Pothead (2011-05-22 19:25:39)
What an asshole... i wouldve gone 2 his adress & kicked his ass for bieng such an asshole. he has the audacity 2 demand for free shit & STILL be a dick. i wish ppl like that would turn over & die.
Dusk (2011-05-22 18:53:43)
The ending was the best part, "Im home, where are the rocks?"
anonymous (2011-05-22 17:50:20)
Mike, on the 26th do one for my birthday plz
Spike (2011-05-22 16:14:15)
Kinda needs time stamps on this one
anonymous (2011-05-22 16:01:37)
canubemorestupidthanthis?
BROB (2011-05-22 15:48:58)
I like to think that Brad was screaming out loud what he was saying while typing while at work...makes me laugh even more, good work.
Norman (2011-05-22 15:42:05)
Hahahahahahaha fuck yeah. Now this is classic :D
Nacnud (2011-05-22 15:23:06)
LOL, I don't think he delivered the rocks at all!
<3 (2011-05-22 15:08:34)
Best birthday present ever. One of the best. Thanks! x
1389AD (2011-05-22 14:53:34)
Well, once he got home and saw that no rocks were on his premises, he would have had to realize it was all a prank!
Fairly Trolled (2011-05-22 13:03:14)
This is exactly the type of person that needs to be trolled. What kind of self absorbed jerk demands free stuff to be delivered to him?
nice one ! (2011-05-22 12:21:11)
nice one man !!! keep them coming !
South Sweden (2011-05-22 09:30:46)
HILARIOUS!!! This made my day.
Joe Big Cock Johnson (2011-05-22 09:01:44)
FUCK YEAH. THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS BETTER, THIS EMAIL EXCHANGE, OR REAMING A LOOSE WHORE'S CUNT AND SPRAYING A FAT LOAD OF SEED RIGHT IN HER FILTHY TWAT.
Nick P (2011-05-22 08:40:25)
hahahahaha. he got it at the end. frickin classic!
axel (2011-05-22 06:33:37)
BRAD use the power of CAPS LOCK
it's super effective!
Fanboy (2011-05-22 05:21:06)
This one is absolutely brilliant. Definitely one of your better pieces.
Insanity66 (2011-05-22 05:16:38)
That was one of your greatest, keep up the great job you're doing!
Cholo Panda (2011-05-22 04:32:23)
Man this is the first thing that has made me laugh since i got raped.
Gregory Peck (2011-05-22 04:24:20)
I am so sad. I wish I had more. The hell's the point. I just wish I hadn't fucked it all up. I feel so fucking empty right now.
Yes Please! (2011-05-22 04:08:41)
You are awesome, keep the laughs coming thank you!
Jay (2011-05-22 02:22:15)
Great stuff. You're back to your best
sd (2011-05-22 02:06:02)
hahahahahaha Consider the free extra rocks as compensation for the damage.
Pyro (2011-05-22 01:25:04)
Great one. The ending was fantastic. First time i've seen someone realize they have been trolled.
Mister Blister (2011-05-22 00:45:56)
He said he had to fill in a "whole" ... OH, HAHAHAHAHAHA
Bee (2011-05-22 00:27:05)
This is the first time I've commented but I just had to. I laughed so hard at this. Fantastic!
loooooooooool (2011-05-22 00:04:20)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@Bl0ssy - Nice. :D
lauren (2011-05-22 00:04:01)
hahahaahahha. this one is my favorite.
j (2011-05-21 22:39:02)
winning
anonymous (2011-05-21 22:21:58)
HE just realised that he got trolled. And this, I believe, is don'tevenreply history. For the first time, someone has realised, according to the email, that they have been trolled. :D
acehalon (2011-05-21 22:12:21)
Haha I love this one.. keep it up :)
bl0ssy (2011-05-21 22:02:45)
Instant classic. This one.. ROCKED.
Jake (2011-05-21 21:51:08)
He definitely deserved that. Who the hell asks for free stuff, and for it to be delivered?
lala (2011-05-21 21:28:28)
You are the best. Freaking' genius!
Rock Lover (2011-05-21 21:28:06)
Best one in a long time.
Caucasian constipati (2011-05-21 20:59:58)
at first I thought this was about Crack
The Critic (2011-05-21 20:45:22)
The Critic thoroughly enjoyed this email. It made him smile while he was reading it and stroking his goatee.
good one (2011-05-21 20:27:13)
"I realize you must be upset about your shed, so if you like, we can deliver another 4 tons of rocks as our way of apologizing for the shed. " HAHAHAHA!!!!
anonymous (2011-05-21 19:43:43)
Haven't laughed this much in a long while. Absolutely genius.
mike (2011-05-21 19:42:05)
About time you put out another good one. A++++++ hahaha
Dutchland (2011-05-21 19:28:03)
GE-NI-US, as always!
Thor (2011-05-21 18:44:18)
Excellent one! Thank you!
That guy (2011-05-21 18:00:23)
hahaha rock removal fee!!
graccccciano (2011-05-21 17:55:02)
We can send 4 tons of rocks in compensation for your shed.....ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaa
sass (2011-05-21 17:48:57)
g-e-e-e-n-i-u-s
meow (2011-05-21 17:47:16)
you are a genius- plain and simple. soooooo funny
chobi (2011-05-21 17:42:46)
Great stuff
haha (2011-05-21 17:38:42)
the fact that rocks is such a funny word to say out loud over and over again really makes this one hilarious. also how retarded is the guy who needs the rocks, his grammar is all over the place, he deserved this.
LMFAOOOOOO (2011-05-21 17:27:28)
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA 8 tons, wtf???
Josh (2011-05-21 17:25:35)
one of the best one's ever.
MikeWazowski (2011-05-21 17:14:28)
Awesome. Fucking awesome.
brad (2011-05-21 17:14:08)
Hey fuck you!
Tommo (2011-05-21 16:57:53)
"will take off your hands for free". Oh thank you! How fucking generous of him! What a dick, great windup, jerk deserved it.
Pyrotrout (2011-05-21 16:41:21)
Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?
Brian (2011-05-21 16:39:09)
Oh, Fuck you. Classic.
joe (2011-05-21 16:13:59)
best one in a long time. finally.
John (2011-05-21 15:45:51)
Hahahaha, you can throw them at the deer....
nick (2011-05-21 15:43:10)
Very good one! this is the best one i have read in a while. very good work!
Assassin Mary (2011-05-21 15:34:32)
Where are the rocks!!?!?!? m/ Lolmfao
my stomach hurts.. (2011-05-21 15:23:15)
From brad ******** to Me:
im at my house now. where are the rocks?
From brad ******** to Me:
oh FUCK YOU
Tasha (2011-05-21 15:11:44)
Absolutely epically done my friend. I have decided never ever ever to put an ad in the paper. Just in case.
Me (2011-05-21 15:06:46)
Brilliant!
Kobe (2011-05-21 14:55:35)
This one is a "slam dunk".
i like tits (2011-05-21 13:41:06)
^
FC_guy (2011-05-21 13:10:18)
I kept waiting for a "getting my rocks off" joke.
Radu (2011-05-21 13:06:24)
awesome! ;D
adam (2011-05-21 12:49:56)
classic, fucking classic
Mudshark (2011-05-21 12:44:09)
Genius. Pure genius.
TrAnMu (2011-05-21 12:42:49)
Brilliant. Fucking Brilliant.
pilin (2011-05-21 12:10:18)
loved it!!!!
Jack Ass (2011-05-21 11:56:39)
ROFL
ayman (2011-05-21 11:55:47)
Good one XD
Yann (2011-05-21 11:29:01)
Brilliant!!
Brad (2011-05-21 11:20:23)
Fuckin Hilarious man!
Geistergurke (2011-05-21 11:00:10)
Hilarious
keep on the good work :-)
Pen15 (2011-05-21 10:59:38)
The dude deserved it. Who expects someone to come by and bring them to him for free
Roflcopter (2011-05-21 10:55:15)
hahaha!! I started laughing from the 8 tons part!!
Dude (2011-05-21 10:55:07)
Haha, I love the closing comment. Dawning realization. :P
henq (2011-05-21 10:38:32)
Haha this one is really good, nice!
Roel (2011-05-21 10:06:27)
I litterally laughed out loud!
Kerch (2011-05-21 09:59:15)
"Consider the free extra rocks as compensation for the damage."
Awesome
Chie (2011-05-21 09:48:32)
This is one of the best you've ever done xD The ending was just... so perfect.
C.L. (2011-05-21 09:37:48)
Ah, the angry ALLCAPS response, and then the final 2 responses. This was GOLDEN!
laughinghard (2011-05-21 09:15:50)
Fucking classic. The ending is perfect!
lauren (2011-05-21 09:14:38)
that was so mean, haha! he got pretty stressed. lol.
steve (2011-05-21 08:59:04)
Fantastic job sir. Top drawer indeed.
Шyvind (2011-05-21 08:57:11)
Fuckin'...
Epic...
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