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Posted at: 2012-01-24 00:00:00
Original ad:
36" RCA tube TV for sale. good condition. pickup only. very heavy. first with $50 gets it. no phone- email only.

From Me to ************@*********.org:

Hey there,

I want your TV. I have $50 cash and can pick it up anytime. What is your number? I'll call you for directions.

Mike

From Steve ***** to Me:

hi mike. i live at 54 ********* dr. can you get it today? i dont have a phone so just show up and knock on my door. ill be home all day sound good?

From Me to Steve *****:

Sounds good. I'll be over in a few hours.

Thanks,

Mike

From Me to Steve *****:

Hey, I'm on Pughtown Rd right now but I am having trouble finding your house. Can you help me out? I pulled over on Wilson Rd and I'll wait for your instructions.

Sent via Blackberry

From Steve ***** to Me:

i dont live on pughtown. i live on ******** dr. if you turn rite onto pughtown, then rite on bethel rd from pughtown it will take you there.

From Me to Steve *****:

Okay, I turned onto Pughtown again but I don't see Bethel Rd. I crossed over a river and now it says I am coming up on Route 113. Am I going the right direction?

Sent via Blackberry

From Steve ***** to Me:

no. i said make a rite on pughtown. you made a left. turn around and go the other way. your not even close so you have a way to go.

From Me to Steve *****:

Uh...I turned around and I'm still not seeing Bethel. It looks like I'm at Pughtown and Rt. 100. Should I go down that?

Sent via Blackberry

From Steve ***** to Me:

NO! you drove passed bethel dude IT INTERSECTS WITH PUGHTOWN. turn around and it will be on your LEFT

From Me to Steve *****:

I already turned onto Rt. 100 because you took too long to respond. It is kind of hard to turn around on this road. Doesn't 100 intersect with 113? I'm just going to do that and then loop around back to Pughtown Rd.

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From Steve ***** to Me:

no dont do that!! you will be on 100 for like 15 miles before that happens! just turn around and get back on pughtown this should be easy

From Me to Steve *****:

This would be much easier if I could just call you. What is your phone number?

Sent via Blackberry

From Steve ***** to Me:

i already told you i dont have a phone. how is this so confusing to you? where are you now?

From Me to Steve *****:

I think I'm on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. It says the next exit is King of Prussia in 15 miles. Should I get off at that exit?

Sent via Blackberry

From Steve ***** to Me:

dude why the FUCK would you get on the turnpike? didnt you notice something was wrong WHEN YOU HAD TO GO THRU A FUCKING TOLL???? jesus man you are hopeless!

From Me to Steve *****:

Calm down. No need for profanities. I saw the toll and realized something was wrong, but there wasn't anywhere for me to turn around so I just went through it. I accidentally went through the EZ-PASS thing instead of the regular toll and I think it took a picture of my license plate. Should I get off at the King of Prussia exit? I just passed a billboard for Geico insurance, if that helps.

Sent via Blackberry

From Steve ***** to Me:

i cant help you. you are beyond lost. next time get a fucking GPS if you are this bad with directons

From Me to Steve *****:

Well, I hope you are happy. I just got pulled over for texting while driving, and going 103 in a 65. The cop is running my information right now.

Sent via Blackberry

From Steve ***** to Me:

how the fuck is that my fault!?

From Me to Steve *****:

Apparently my registration and insurance are expired, so they are towing my car. Also, they said there is a bench warrant out for my arrest for not paying some speeding ticket I got last year. They are taking me to a police station in Norristown. The cop said I should be processed in a few hours. Would you be able to bail me out? Bring the TV, too. They are taking my phone now so I won't be able to talk to you after this.

Sent via Blackberry

From Steve ***** to Me:

are you fucking with me? im sorry dude but you are a fucking idiot and im done dealing withyou



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EPILOGUE - SEVERAL DAYS LATER
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From Me to Steve *****:

Hey, it is Mike again. Where were you? You never came to bail me out. I had to get a bail bondsman and now I owe like $1500. On top of that, they found a bowl and some weed in my car, and a little bit of cocaine. I'm getting charged with possession, which is going to cost me a fortune. Plus my speeding ticket which is going to be over $200. Seeing as this is your fault, I think you should pay me at least $500 as compensation. I don't know when I will get my car back so you will have to bring the $500 to me. I live in West Chester, when can you come with the money? Also, bring the TV.

Mike

From Steve ***** to Me:

listen up you stupid fuckhead. i gave you the easiest directons and you still got fucking lost. did i ask you to go on the turnpike and get pulled over for speeding like a fucking idiot? did i ask you to have drugs in your car? NO. you must be smoking crack if you think im giving you $500 and the tv. im surprised the cops didnt find crack in your car you fucking crackhead. none of this is my fault you are just a fucking dipshit that cant follow directons so fuck the fuck off and never email me again!!!!

oh and i sold the tv to someone else and the guy had no problems finding my house cause HES NOT A FUCKING MORON

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Harry Bowls (2013-02-28 21:56:12)
Is anyone else aroused by these emails?
Mo (2013-02-16 18:26:46)
Are people this mea irl? Its as if he's the writer to Its Always Sunny the way hes cussing you out for simply not getting good directions. Also u r a drug user and knows where he lives s shouldn't he be careful not to antagonize you?
archangel (2013-01-22 08:17:54)
@cbsavage : dude, i agree wid u ... i read a few too...all of these r made up. n d ppl thinkin hw stupid these "made up guys" r, haha, look at their stupidity. whatever, these mails r fun to read. so nevermind.
Josh (2012-12-29 13:21:04)
Lmao I didn't realize he lived so close. I saw 100, then 113, then the pa turnpike. I'm from Montgomery County.
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Chad (2012-12-13 11:46:29)
I just died about 8 times when he said "when you come bail me out bring the TV too"! Hahahahahaha!
Ryan (2012-12-11 15:52:15)
`HAHAH HOLY shit i live on pughtown road... this is awesome
Scribal (2012-12-11 03:46:59)
I want to know what kind of rite you were supposed to make. Was it a sacrifice? Why was a rite needed? Does he actually live in hell and you needed to open a gateway to get to his home?
zeynep (2012-11-02 19:06:05)
"Also, bring the TV." Priceless
anonymous (2012-10-16 01:24:52)
Holy shit i just found out this guy lives in my town im from west chester pa
fag (2012-10-15 14:48:20)
omfg
Soni (2012-10-09 03:28:27)
Why the fuck is everyone confirming their knowledge of the roads and cities in this text?
cbsavage, (2012-10-04 14:03:10)
been reading a bunch of, starting to think most are made up
David (2012-09-27 18:02:27)
It's so odd people always end up raving and scolding. I mean, if something like this would happen to me I'd probably end up laughing to death. Or I'd try to settle things politely. I guess people in America must be very rude.
lol (2012-09-08 15:04:35)
i actually live in norristown/kop area!
dummy (2012-09-07 19:31:51)
@Not Real and heterosexual
Steph (2012-09-06 19:11:37)
the best part is seeing all the people talking about how they know where this is. i'm from downingtown, too.
Meg (2012-09-04 13:30:21)
I live in West Chester! I know all the roads/places you were talking about. Weird. Never recognized anything like that on a website before.
Josh (2012-09-01 15:06:56)
Only just found out how to comment lol I've read all the posts more than once it's the funniest shit I've ever read laughed so hard I had a really tense stomach and ached love it make some more mike!!!!!!
Dickfer (2012-08-31 14:21:58)
So Mike, how'd you make out in court? If the case is ongoing I have a nice law dictionary set listed in the Spring City area.
Rick Grimes (2012-08-17 10:13:00)
"You must be smoking crack if you think I'm going to pay you 500$" He's not very intelligent, is he?
Bobby (2012-08-16 23:51:50)
Im down in exton and recognized pughtown instantly:)
lili (2012-08-13 07:40:04)
OMG! Lol, this is just SO hilarious
Mo (2012-08-10 19:33:07)
frieken hilarious!!! LMFAO!
Not real emails (2012-08-07 09:02:47)
Fake and gay
OMG (2012-07-19 16:53:37)
One of your BEST...bring the tv.
random (2012-07-19 05:43:37)
listen man this is the funniest shit i have ever read, i swear i laughed my fucking ass out, this is fucking hilariousss man its the first one im reading and im a fan
Mosca (2012-06-30 01:04:08)
hahah... bring the TV. Genious.
honey (2012-06-21 11:54:00)
i like the part where he had not just weed, but a little bit of coke in his car too.
Rim my asshole pls (2012-06-20 14:04:40)
And when you come over here for the rimming, can you bring the TV? ktxhbye
Chack (2012-06-18 17:44:20)
and bring the tv looooool
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Rodin (2012-06-15 07:30:31)
Hahah this is hillarious
k (2012-06-05 21:55:54)
lol i live in phoenixville this is so close
Menelok (2012-05-17 17:37:28)
Yes ... the design is clearly needed to be changed :) The dark green color would fit perfectly xD
Randall (2012-05-16 08:15:40)
LOL funny shit
defygravity (2012-05-12 17:39:02)
HAH! I TOTALLY know where this is! I grew up in Phoenixville. :D
Michelle (2012-05-10 14:35:45)
Wow!
surprised (2012-04-30 08:20:50)
People get so rude when they are frustrated , though Mike keeps his cool.
Jeffrey Larsen (2012-04-28 08:49:10)
@Shawn: lol, good idea :-D
Trick (2012-04-27 00:15:24)
Haha the best part is I actually know exactly where that is. Grew up in West Chester
Ahmed (2012-04-26 22:38:10)
LOL! Americunts :)
tuggs (2012-04-26 16:43:00)
This is the first time I ever truly recognized where someone was at. This is mind-blowing and awesome all at the same time.
me (2012-04-26 15:00:25)
Lol, I know exactly where this is.
Shawn (2012-04-25 13:48:06)
I wish you would have replied with "You're talking rather mean to someone that knows where you live. And, you promised me the TV so I'll come over sometime when you're not there and take the new one bought."
frank (2012-04-23 09:35:14)
really good ideas man. if you kept up on this, it could make more money
clear (2012-04-23 06:02:55)
ok now you are clearly an asshole. I thought you were joking.
Pastor Collin (2012-04-22 07:03:15)
Where the fuck are the new emails!!!
Bill (2012-04-22 01:49:14)
Thank you for keeping us informed, Mike's gay lover. We really appreciate that. I have a question though : did the "monkey-action" get caught on film ?
Mike's gay lover. (2012-04-21 19:07:45)
Mike's gay lover here, Mike is bieng held in the hospital due AIDS. AND NO, IT WASNT FROM GAY SEX WITH ME, OUR GAY SEX IS SACRED AND DID NOT GIVE HIME AIDS! It was from that monkey he had sex with. Thanks for understanding! -mike's gay lover
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lol (2012-04-20 11:24:16)
what the hell happened to this site?
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Dan (2012-04-19 19:20:56)
Why'd you call this one "Lost"? Should have just called it "Last." Considering it's your last one.
timmys (2012-04-19 07:07:35)
adems, que te den por culo, MIKE! eres un gran hijo de puta, entre los ms grandes del mundo entero. maricn que pares de tomar la polla por tu culito y sigas con los putos correos ya!
timmys (2012-04-19 07:05:30)
no s en que sitio estoy. estoy perdido en el internet. a ver si alguien me puede ayudar??
managment (2012-04-18 00:23:57)
The creator of this site has passed away. Please be respectful and understand we are currently trying to find a replacement. Please be patient. Thank you
LasersGoPewPew (2012-04-17 22:07:20)
Has it ever occurred to anyone that this guy might have a life? Anyhoo, this one was funny. More please!
Brian (2012-04-17 06:52:07)
UPDATE THE SITE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
anonymous (2012-04-17 01:38:44)
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caring handz (2012-04-17 00:51:57)
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update you fucktard (2012-04-16 21:56:58)
quit smoking weed and actually update the site
Piece of Crap (2012-04-16 16:43:01)
Update this you giant turd.
your daddy (2012-04-16 11:35:57)
The crybaby pussies who can't live without updates crack me up!
get to work (2012-04-15 20:27:24)
really? in 4 fucking months this is all you come up with? get to work. sick of checking your tired ass sight with the same old shit on it. get some new content. lazy canucks
The Truth (2012-04-15 18:02:13)
The spam seems to be more funny then the email posts lately. lol
Coda (2012-04-15 16:22:59)
What the fuck is with all the spam?
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should really put a captcha on this shiz..
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Maybe he's dead. I mean REALLY dead. It happens sometimes...
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!!! (2012-04-13 09:49:26)
Come on. Update again.
Sick of waiting (2012-04-13 08:53:23)
Yeah,,,,,,emails from a lazy a**hole. F*uck you, do we have to beg? No siree, it's been good but go f*ck yousel now, I'm not waiting around any longer for your increasingly meagre offerings.
Roy (2012-04-13 06:33:52)
Are you just too busy fucking your grand mom, or are you about to post something soon?
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Stranger's Cock (2012-04-12 22:05:10)
Mike is too busy sucking me because Mike needs money to pay for the server bills (which he obviously couldn't pay for.) He'll be back... ...in three months.
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J (2012-04-12 10:47:53)
"Also, bring the TV" hahahah had me rolling!
streetblood (2012-04-11 20:32:57)
John Linds@y be his slave name. His real name was Trayvon, but he be dead now 'cause some honkey asshole muthafucka kill him in the street.
streetblood (2012-04-11 20:29:09)
You stupid racist crackers just don't get it, do you! He be dead, y'all. Whitey Zimmerman killed Trayvon, now he can't write any mo of these things.
Tyrone (2012-04-11 19:25:51)
Why are your pranks so fucking RACIST?? I still remember the pitbull one, that stereotyped african-americans so badly.
Your conscience (2012-04-11 12:33:33)
John is a stupid motherfucker and I'm going to choke his throat with a dildo.
Steve (2012-04-11 10:56:31)
John, I don't understand why it takes you so long to make a new update. Don't you have new materiel by now ? Or is it not good enough ?
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Richard (2012-04-10 07:58:46)
This guy is such a douche. he should probably rename the site E-mails from a Lazy Asshole. That would at least explain why its updated at most 3 times a year.
Bruce (2012-04-09 05:21:45)
This is Mike's gay lover. He doesn't post anymore because I'm busting his asshole like a man's man 24/7, bitches.
Banjo Bob (2012-04-08 13:13:16)
Yeah, I bought a tv from this same guy. He is a real prick and fucks with you on directions to get to his place. He directed all over town before I finally met him at a car wash. I gave him $25 for the tv (he was asking $20). I gave him an extra $5 to h
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I like to fap to Obama on TMZ.
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Guest (2012-04-06 16:09:36)
All of these are funny as crap BUT FAKE.
Mike's Anus (2012-04-06 04:37:07)
ouuuuuchhhh..... Mike, the things you let people do to me...... :(
Mike's Penis (2012-04-06 03:17:00)
Hello everyone! Mike, the guy who types these, is very lonely, and he's been playing with me because he cannot get laid. Have a heart and give him some time to feel better. Gotta go! Mike needs to stroke me now.
Getting Mad (2012-04-05 10:24:58)
Hurry up and post a new one for fucks sake!
NEW NEW NEW (2012-04-05 04:08:43)
WE WANT NEW!
Dude (2012-04-04 17:06:58)
Come on, post some new shit, it's almost been 3 months
GOOD JOKE (2012-04-04 04:27:41)
A couple want to go to a restaurant called "The Moon" but they can't go because the moon is full.
WOOOORRRRD (2012-04-03 16:50:20)
Hey, you live in Dub C too
pup (2012-04-03 15:03:32)
I want more
@trolling too (2012-04-03 05:09:18)
You didn't "capatalize" the word European because you doesn't speek that thar English too good.
LARGE PENIS (2012-04-02 22:39:27)
i have a very large penis!
trolling too (2012-04-02 21:17:38)
All europeans are lazy wine sipping, government teet suckers. Notice how I didn't capatalize the word "european". That's because europe sucks and you know it. european history blows. 100 years war, boo hoo.
UpdateYoSiteBitch (2012-04-02 17:15:37)
I need a new email to read
God (2012-04-02 07:59:08)
I'm going to kill myself if you don't post a new one. And get rid of this spam, for God's sake.
boobmaster (2012-04-01 22:37:27)
funny shit... but srsly post a new one.
Cunt rubber (2012-04-01 19:11:06)
Fuck this world. In killing myself ASAP
God (2012-04-01 16:41:47)
I shake my hair back and forth!I shake my hair back and forth!I shake my hair back and forth!I shake my hair back and forth!I shake my hair back and forth!I shake my hair back and forth!I shake my hair back and forth!I shake my hair back and forth!I shake
Justice (2012-04-01 06:06:53)
ARE YOU READY FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ?! I DON'T THINK SO !!!!
Ugly Kid (2012-04-01 05:11:51)
That's what I say
Ugly Kid (2012-04-01 05:11:30)
You could bleed me, feed me But you'll never truly be my friend You could move me, move me, move me But you'll never see the end
Ugly Kid (2012-04-01 05:09:38)
But all I really wanted was a motherfuckin' post The man drove me crazy But I couldn't understand it
Ugly Kid (2012-04-01 05:07:45)
A spam over here, a spam over there Here a spam, there a spam Everywhere a motherfuckin' Spam over here, a spam over there
Spam (2012-04-01 03:27:22)
Hmm maybe a antispam plugin will work?
Joey (2012-04-01 00:18:49)
Once every 3 months, Loved the site when it was updated. Now your just a dickhead. >deleted<
crazyfroggs (2012-03-31 19:06:18)
Michelle and Barack Obama pictured with Hollywood stars and American pictograms - and a guy centre a balloon - in latest bunch of open photos from White Home photographer <b>President Barack Obama has had a complicated handful mon
coooladmin (2012-03-31 18:01:30)
Michelle and Barack Obama pictured with Hollywood stars and American glyphs - and a homo sapiens fundamentally a balloon - in latest bunch of open photos from Virtuous Family photographer <b>President Barack Obama has had a occupi
crazyfroggs (2012-03-31 12:36:05)
Michelle and Barack Obama pictured with Hollywood stars and American glyphs - and a homo sapiens fundamentally a balloon - in latest bunch of unbigoted photos from Virtuous Family photographer <b>President Barack Obama has had a o
coooladmin (2012-03-31 11:38:15)
Michelle and Barack Obama pictured with Hollywood stars and American images - and a homo sapiens inside a balloon - in latest assortment of unbigoted photos from Innocent Dwelling-place photographer <b>President Barack Obama has h
admingates (2012-03-31 10:35:06)
Michelle and Barack Obama pictured with Hollywood stars and American images - and a man fundamentally a balloon - in latest batch of outspoken photos from Anaemic Home photographer <b>President Barack Obama has had a bustling few mo
billgatess (2012-03-31 09:32:18)
Michelle and Barack Obama pictured with Hollywood stars and American icons - and a houseman middle a balloon - in latest volume of outspoken photos from Anaemic Dwelling-place photographer <b>President Barack Obama has had a bustling
VetchittyLype (2012-03-30 20:13:35)
Michelle and Barack Obama pictured with Hollywood stars and American icons - and a guy centre a balloon - in latest bunch of open photos from Innocent Dwelling-place photographer <b>President Barack Obama has had a busy occasional months in
Emey70 (2012-03-29 18:14:53)
It's me again I'm still in jail and have now way of getting out I raped a cop trying to escape the laughter of this site..... FUCK OFF
Lars (2012-03-29 06:00:17)
Shut your site down and go troll on some shitty forum then, asshole.
maaanEIAHMEWLAE:RO:H (2012-03-27 23:00:35)
add some more content...anything.....doesnt even have to be an email could just be you saying HEY GUYS I STILL GIVE A FLYING FU*C* ABOU/T MY FANS!
spinblastr (2012-03-27 20:24:42)
It's been over two months this time. Maybe he's dead. :(
musicislife (2012-03-27 12:12:08)
I want to say you that plz keep dis site as simple as it is. this is really soothing to browse this site. Another thing I wana say dat add a like button to each comment. Sometimes we really like a comment but there we find no way to express ourselves.
I'm going to sue you (2012-03-26 12:31:57)
I was so depressed that you weren't updating the site that I got myself drunk, then I went for a drive and got pulled over by the cops. Seeing as this is your fault, you owe me some big money buddy. My lawyer will be in touch.
ASSFACE (2012-03-26 09:20:36)
DELETE THE SPAM AND POST MORE EMAILS YOU FUCKING MORON! I ORDER YOU TO DO IT!
okay (2012-03-25 18:44:46)
i like how everybody is hating on how he is hating, but doesn't note the fact that he takes his time to go through websites and TRY to find emails to have fun with, its not that every email is a success
Cidal (2012-03-25 15:18:45)
Man, this board gets spammed really bad...
Loyal Reader (2012-03-22 19:44:48)
You are hilarious and I cherish every new update like a holiday by forwarding it to all my friends. I know this takes time to do well but I know we would all appreciate if you posted a new thread soon. Thanks again
TheDude (2012-03-22 18:21:56)
Don't listen to the others! Quality over Quantity, take you time, and I'm looking foward to some great laughs!
FIRST (2012-03-22 14:57:39)
FIRST
moremoremroemoremore (2012-03-22 14:41:38)
i liked the older ones better... i'd lmao and rofl all day long. now they make feel like hanging myself...
you (2012-03-22 08:18:18)
you are starting to look like maddox. each post takes months.
Mike (2012-03-21 08:05:27)
You suck. Try updating...
Mike (2012-03-21 08:05:27)
You suck. Try updating...
Roger (2012-03-19 11:09:06)
I think I known why he doesn't update more often... After each post he waits until he has sold a certain number of new books and only then, he posts a new one.
hey (2012-03-19 01:01:48)
did you die again? quit jerking to porn and start posting new one. it has been almost 2 months. this is a crime against the web. punishable by a troll face.
Torka (2012-03-18 22:07:11)
Awesome, just awesome.
Fred Rogerson (2012-03-18 17:48:21)
Does this asshole ever put up new articles? This shit sucks now. QUIT THIS SITE! Give it so somebody who can do a lot more with a lot more humor. YOU SUCK
Feminist (2012-03-17 05:37:13)
I bet John is a woman in real life : he just loves to make people wait.
Kahn (2012-03-17 05:34:05)
Why can't I post ?
POST NEW CHIT (2012-03-17 02:28:18)
for the love of MIKE post some new ones..
Poopoo (2012-03-16 17:20:42)
post more foool!!!~!~!~~~
Roychelle (2012-03-16 14:02:57)
I LOL'd so hard when he said exactly what I was thinking: "how the fuck is that my fault!?".
IMPORTANT MESSAGE (2012-03-15 11:39:10)
The maker of this site is a major retard. Why don't you rim me, you fucking faggot?
impatient fuckers (2012-03-14 14:53:02)
if you think hes taking so long to post, just buy his book or email people yourself!! Good job on this one though, I lol'd so hard especially with - several days later - :D awesomeness!!
Andy (2012-03-14 13:21:57)
2 months...again...I'm getting restless! I'm about to remove this link from my favourite bar....Ok I won't, it's an empty threat. Just update already!!
Cidal (2012-03-13 14:53:50)
C'mon man, post already.
niigers (2012-03-12 08:05:22)
why u spamalot?
KingKongKeesha (2012-03-10 14:15:07)
NI-double GUH- ERRRRRR
KingKongKeesha (2012-03-10 14:13:56)
glad you finally gave up
Joe Mama (2012-03-10 01:49:28)
It's getting to be about that time again. Been almost 2 months since the last post. When are people gonna start bashing him again for length between posts?
Andrew (2012-03-09 09:29:53)
Lmao, that guy got overlypissed.
Anonymous (2012-03-06 21:06:04)
Ummm, POthoLog, the fuck did you just say? Seriously, I have read your comment like 17 times now, and I still can't figure out WTF are trying to say.
Mordecai Davidsteinb (2012-03-05 22:34:53)
They didn't let me type my full name and the TV is as bad as Jewish hell
John (2012-03-05 12:05:00)
Tears in my eyes, hilarious, thanks!
Gargle (2012-03-04 20:52:55)
is my new favorite word
Q (2012-03-03 04:35:22)
This forum is a fucking tip. It is invaded by spam that the owner clearly is too lazy to delete, just like he is too lazy to post new emails.
John Doe (2012-02-29 11:42:04)
Hey buddy. This shit is great! when are you gonna post another one?
Z (2012-02-29 05:14:18)
Haha love that every message is sent via blackberry and he didn't click on.
Dar (2012-02-28 21:11:12)
hahaha my favorite line, "you must be smoking crack if you think im giving you $500 and the tv. im surprised the cops didnt find crack in your car you fucking crackhead. "
sosmart (2012-02-28 09:13:43)
I don't believe this story. No one would pay $50 for a 36" tube tv anymore.
Jeak (2012-02-26 23:38:43)
SO GOOD!!!! Thanks for the laugh!
YourMomma (2012-02-25 18:38:21)
" Also, bring the TV..." Classic!
funny (2012-02-24 16:48:59)
nice post time 00:00:00
Bob (2012-02-24 08:47:16)
That has to be the funniest thing I seen all week.
K (2012-02-24 02:53:23)
"FUCK THE FUCK OFF" ROFL...
JadedI (2012-02-22 20:26:13)
I just translated that gobbledygook spam. It was Russian. It says: Up to presidential elections of the Russian Federation 2012 remain считаные days. It is according to changed article of the Constitution of
JadedI (2012-02-22 19:19:26)
Thought I'd check the funniest site on the web for updates. No luck. I'll try what others do. This sucks. Fuck you. You're a douche. There, maybe that'll work.
Gaiman (2012-02-22 03:00:50)
"Some people don't have the same opinion than me... They're so stupid."
Martin (2012-02-21 16:38:04)
The hilarity of your stories is only matched by the stupidity of some of these comments. Fake or not it doesn't matter, your stories never cease to make me laugh keep it up and ignore the idiots.
iceman (2012-02-21 03:47:07)
'you are making this up' 'I don't believe a word of it' Who cares? What a bunch of losers you are for not seeing the humor.
iceman (2012-02-21 03:45:34)
I can't believe how STUPID some of you folks are. This site is purely for entertainment purposes only. If you think that some of the 'jokes' are bad, shut the hell up and go elswhere. I too have disappointments but I laugh none the less. IDIOT
Steve (2012-02-19 20:00:19)
It's true, all this really happened.
Gay as fuck (2012-02-19 16:15:54)
Fake and dumb as hell. The only reason he takes so long to post in between is to fool some people into thinking that these are real. Gay as fuck.
anonymous (2012-02-17 21:41:45)
He'd likely give you a good one if this cesspool of idiotic comments stopped
e?E!?@2 (2012-02-17 15:29:39)
Great as usual! keep it up!
chickenseyes (2012-02-17 09:09:27)
Used to be good, now you are just making this shit up...
Hannya (2012-02-17 05:09:43)
LMAO! So funny! Love how you get back to him again in a few days and openly explain your sheer stupidity (having bunches of drugs in car) and then ask him to bring $500 and tv lol!
@uh (2012-02-16 13:35:24)
I suggest you check out the rest of the archive. Since the early days he has been, well, an asshole, both to deserving AND undeserving people. Get your facts straight, moron.
sum (2012-02-16 12:41:38)
very funny. thank u
critic (2012-02-16 11:16:47)
again I dont believe a word of it. you are making this up.
Bruce (2012-02-15 11:58:16)
Thanks for the new post!
Steve (2012-02-15 04:09:46)
This is old.
uh (2012-02-14 17:58:47)
Mike, you used to be brilliant. Now you just respond to normal ads and rip undeserving people. What happened to appropriately responding to moronic posts? You haven't lost me yet, but step it up man.
T-Mom (2012-02-14 17:14:57)
Always amusing.
Auditore (2012-02-13 22:29:17)
LOL He's awesome!
Mike (2012-02-13 16:00:24)
No
austin (2012-02-13 01:47:57)
moar conversations faster my slave
anonymous (2012-02-12 22:40:00)
awesome you sir make my day
hater (2012-02-12 20:32:52)
this sucks
Google Maps used! (2012-02-12 10:34:29)
I find it funny that 'Use Google Maps!' (somewhere in the comments) said he lives at Excelsior Drive, Chester, PA. Where is the Pughton Road in Chester? This seller lives (most likely) at 54 Barton Drive, Spring City, PA. It has all the places
Bob (2012-02-12 07:53:12)
anonymous (2012-02-11 12:28:47) > So true.
anonymous (2012-02-11 12:28:47)
For all you morons that say "Oh but hes only doing this for fun" Hey retard's he makes money from this site and sell books. So save the bullshit for someone else. Sell the website or shut it down you ungrateful troll.
BUYING TUBE TV (2012-02-11 09:57:19)
Could be better but is still pretty good, wth is up with these spam posts?
Ice (2012-02-10 22:19:22)
LOL
Fuck spammers (2012-02-10 19:15:57)
Have you tried neckbeards?
anonymous (2012-02-09 22:10:56)
dude
Meh (2012-02-08 20:47:36)
Well not one of your best but still good.
anonymous (2012-02-08 13:08:37)
best part the part where it didnt suck
stevie (2012-02-08 02:05:47)
Please make sure you take a piss BEFORE reading these emails. beautiful!
anonymous (2012-02-07 23:19:29)
Brilliant
your mom (2012-02-07 12:42:58)
haha, at first i thought mike had posted the original ad and was like "dude, that's messed up, making this guy drive all around..." so, now my question is: does mike just fish out these kind of conversations? i mean he didn't know ste
wia (2012-02-07 09:21:27)
Very funny. Best thing I read in last week!
Dan (2012-02-07 08:58:05)
My favorite part was when he stopped writing.
Dan (2012-02-07 07:09:09)
Who has constant internet access yet no phone?
wtf (2012-02-07 00:37:35)
On second thought, this is actually pretty strong. yup
wtf (2012-02-06 21:45:56)
weak? yup.
Yermum (2012-02-06 05:57:27)
I liked the part where he got lost
lol (2012-02-06 04:01:49)
You have a Blackberry. Fag.
Twolf (2012-02-05 13:36:05)
I think the reason why he doesn't post as often is because a lot of people know about the site and won't respond when they think they're being pranked.
Really? (2012-02-05 12:16:07)
Everyone go fuck yourselves.... black guy too
pony (2012-02-05 09:38:09)
OMG HE POSTED AGAIN
jason (2012-02-05 09:20:37)
"Also, bring the TV." LMAO, best part!
Silas (2012-02-05 02:16:59)
Omg dude this was so funny!! I love the fact that you take long to put new ones up.. They're worth waiting for.. Keep it up bro
Bernier (2012-02-04 17:35:08)
Įthe first day I found this site, I read these for like 7 hours! Lmfao my mom thought I was high, I was just sitting there laughing my ass off lmfao
Loveswhalepenis (2012-02-04 17:31:48)
What's wrong with takin whale penis?!?
The Truth (2012-02-04 03:30:04)
The only reason why he makes people wait for months is because he wants them to believe these discussions are real.
Saladus (2012-02-04 03:15:50)
very funny, keep it up!!!
Nigga (2012-02-04 00:03:01)
This shit was gay as hell...he probably made it all up and was never even talking with someone else.
Christian (2012-02-03 21:27:04)
hahaha. That was so good!
Marco (2012-02-03 18:08:28)
Beautiful...Fucking Beautiful!!!! Ignore these asshole haters posting bullshit!!! You have one damn funny sense of humor!!!
Richard Moron (2012-02-03 15:39:19)
Yes it's true, I bought the t.v. and it's a beaut; however, it's clear this guy doesn't remember who he sold the t.v. to. I'm so disappointed, I thought I'd made a new friend, but I guess it was all just an act to get me to buy th
Fusion (2012-02-03 12:04:47)
Got really excited for a new post, funny but nothing in comparison to your other material.
rety (2012-02-03 10:29:33)
utter shite
itsactuallyestonian (2012-02-03 01:35:48)
I'm confused. What do you mean? Do you speak Estonian?
Dontevenreplyfan: (2012-02-02 19:33:08)
Hahahahaahahahahahahahah! I read this is class. bad idea. Good jobbbb!
Doucheington (2012-02-02 18:43:37)
Seeing that there was a new post made my butthole pucker with anticipation, but its mediocrity caused a rectal prolapse so severe, it looks like a fire hose coming out 'twixt me cheeks
dude (2012-02-02 18:16:55)
not funny.i'll check back in 3 months for your next contribution and then reevaluate to see if this site is worthy of being bookmarked any further.
CCC (2012-02-02 15:47:42)
That was hilarious. "Also, bring the TV."
wow (2012-02-02 15:42:24)
highly disappointed
Neil (SM) (2012-02-02 12:08:55)
Lol, hit submit too early. Then you'll find out right away whenever there's a new post and the rest of the time you can find something else to keep you entertained. No need to check the site every day and get pissy -- that's what feeds are
Neil (SM) (2012-02-02 12:05:29)
Jesus Christ, you idiots. Find out what an RSS reader is and add this site to it so you don't have to come check it every day. Then you'll find out r
LoadsOfChodes (2012-02-02 10:10:55)
not as if taking a whales penis is bad...we've all been there...some more than others...but this is besides the point
LoadsOfChodes (2012-02-02 09:13:13)
I think why he doesn't post for one is because you assholes are being a bunch of douche knockers...and for two he has a life so i'd hope to see one every 3 months not every week...all these are good so you guys can take a whales penis and shove it
Tweaky (2012-02-02 05:48:09)
People seem to think quite differently about his latest work, lol.. :)
stupid people (2012-02-02 03:49:33)
Da hell is wrong with you guys? so he hasnt posted something in a while. big deal, im sure he has a life to live that doesn't involve sitting on his computer all day writing this for you lazy assholes. if your don't like it, go jack off to porn ag
Maryna (2012-02-02 01:07:15)
Love this I always check this site back ever so often and when something new is posted I get so excited! Thank you!! And good job!!!
youguysareretarded (2012-02-01 23:58:29)
stop thinking he owes you something, it wasnt that bad plus alot of people never reply to his emails anyways on top of that he obviously does not rely on this site for income the fact people are actually getting mad at him for not posting for so long is
teh reasonable guy (2012-02-01 19:09:34)
You do realise it's a gamble - hardy anyone replies to him in the first place, just a handful of peeps! Getting any funny replies is quite a hard job!!
Douchebag (2012-02-01 18:55:01)
meh
Lauren (2012-02-01 16:15:35)
Jeez guys stop hating, this one was funny. Even if it took him a while to post another be glad he posted at all... the author has a life too ya know. If you're gonna hate why don't you try coming up with a funnier one? (Because I HIGHLY doubt you
Little John (2012-02-01 15:40:27)
Wow. What a horrible writeup. If you're going to half ass it at least do us a favor and SELL the site. 90 days for this crap?
Johnny Coolbeans (2012-02-01 15:04:17)
I laughed my ass off. This was soooo funny!
Rick (2012-02-01 13:01:10)
You should have asked for directions again to his house so you could go over there to kick his arse for insulting you.
melmel (2012-02-01 12:09:53)
BEST ONE EVER!
Caesar (2012-02-01 06:32:02)
this is the funniest site I've seen in my whole Internet life!! Every single one of them is awesome!!
Colleen S (2012-02-01 06:13:27)
Hilarious! Needed a good laugh.
KingKongKeesha (2012-02-01 02:06:34)
logged on for the first time in months, this is the best crap you can come up with in like 90 days? i guess you just gave up trying the funny thing and just try to piss people off now. hilarious.
lux (2012-02-01 01:13:32)
That was not funny nor entertaining at all.. Your material is now a huge steaming elephant dung.
Penguiin (2012-01-31 22:19:29)
LOL Made my stomach ache from laughter.
meh (2012-01-31 21:07:45)
I pretty much check this website everyday and this did not disappoint. The "oh and bring the TV" was golden. Keep up the good work. I love this site.
kderb (2012-01-31 21:06:28)
Mike, if this guy had a phone things would have been much easier. Everybody does 100+ on the P-Turnpike, were you racially profiled by a state cop?
Me (2012-01-31 20:07:16)
"Meh" is the most retarded new word on the internet. Everyone who uses it is an absolute douchebag.
Alaina (2012-01-31 19:01:58)
Disappointment :(
Jack (2012-01-31 16:27:45)
I have the same TV. If I can get $50 for it, I'm going to buy a bag.
Jerz (2012-01-31 15:39:26)
The world is full of critics. Please stop the hating.
awesome (2012-01-31 15:09:04)
just awesome.
uhhh (2012-01-31 13:51:48)
yeah its a first but that one sucked...
kitty (2012-01-31 00:12:33)
i lost it at "dude why the FUCK would you get on the turnpike?"
My name is me (2012-01-30 23:50:57)
This one was okay I guess... And also he probably has a life too ya know so don't expect him to post a new one like every 24 hrs
Meh (2012-01-30 22:21:07)
He doesn't owe you guys shit. He put the site up and pays for hosting, he didn't force you to visit it. The whole "Post more or shut down" bullshit is fucking retarded. He has made no commitment to post X articles in X amount of time. TL;D
Kalyn (2012-01-30 20:03:04)
Whoo! Definitely made my day hahaha...
Nr1 fan (2012-01-30 19:08:28)
Freaking awesome again! worth the wait!
Big Bad Mike (2012-01-30 14:31:17)
I wish this schmuck would update more. That or take the SITE DOWN!
JT (2012-01-30 13:13:43)
Sort of meh compared to the rest (especially the gravel one), but OK.
fookmei (2012-01-30 10:25:50)
cooooooooooorney
Dope (2012-01-30 08:43:03)
yay update. also cool "epilogue", will we see more of that in the future maybe? or maybe epilogues to already existing posts? :D
MacGyver (2012-01-30 06:52:15)
Pretty sure the 4 comments underneath me are from a fucking retard...
HeLLCat (2012-01-29 21:27:06)
That was so quality! I loved the Blackberry texting and epilogue. It is as if the buyer is a complete loser - asking a seller that they are poorly-acquainted with to come and bail them out! The absolute best part is that its actually real! Nice job!
Best page ever (2012-01-29 21:13:19)
I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack. You owe me like $2k at least.
Spaceman Doug (2012-01-29 17:07:02)
This was even funnier than the time I vomited on the moon!
derp (2012-01-29 16:56:29)
gotta love the persistence for still wanting the TV. 'oh and bring the TV.'
Danny (2012-01-29 15:47:20)
Oh actually it could be any street, ignore that.
Danny (2012-01-29 15:45:41)
You can work out what street this guy lives on by following the directions. But there's no 54 on that road.
Bargain (2012-01-29 15:25:12)
Not one of your better ones.
Sex Farm Woman (2012-01-29 14:52:56)
Someone actually bought that TV? Whoever it was IS a fucking moron.
meow (2012-01-29 14:25:53)
hahahaa i loved it!
Z (2012-01-29 13:54:31)
I`ve waited 2 months for THAT?
Jack (2012-01-29 13:29:31)
I love the people who bitch and moan about him not updating a lot. The dude probably has a real job and just does this for shits and giggles. You should just shut up and thank him. Rather than bitching all the time. Same thing with Maddox's site..
LOL (2012-01-29 13:07:42)
Amazing, man!! Keep it up! =D
fookyuu (2012-01-29 11:58:54)
corny
the cop (2012-01-29 07:31:52)
Duude better erase put some street names or someone will pop up at thia guys house askingfor tge bailout monet and tv lol.
......ummmm (2012-01-29 05:03:44)
RE- Me (2012-01-27 19:13:00) There is a difference between "crack" and "cocaine". Cocaine is a white powdery substance that can be snorted, while crack on the other hand is generally sold in rock form and must be "cooked" on
Sean Fontenot (2012-01-29 02:52:23)
Good for a chuckle but not what I think we were expecting with a 3 month wait. But isnt that the bitch of being elite ? Everyone expects you to always be a savant but it doesn't always work that way. Who knows...maybe 'mike' got caught up in l
Me (2012-01-28 19:36:54)
Lame.
Cash (2012-01-28 19:12:40)
You have to post more, cmonnnnnnnnnn
JK (2012-01-28 17:50:17)
hilarious
nico (2012-01-28 17:44:15)
i missed this! Post more please!
A+ (2012-01-28 15:19:02)
Laughed hard...good stuff. Worth the wait. On the turnpike...lol
AG (2012-01-28 13:31:20)
Ehhh, not the best one; but still good for a chuckle.
OJR (2012-01-28 12:36:47)
Mike, do live by Owen J Roberts High School? I lived on Pughtown and it intersects with Bethel... pretty sure we are neighbors. if you are, wow you hide it well.
Mom (2012-01-28 11:42:02)
Not funny, im callin the cops
WOW (2012-01-28 11:37:59)
How does it take three months to come up with something like this? You've got to be kidding me this is so god damn dumb.
Tweaky (2012-01-28 10:32:02)
He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccckkk!! =D
damntrixiefolks (2012-01-28 08:39:25)
Let's get married and have crazy babies! E-mail me.
ThatWinnngSmile (2012-01-28 06:45:47)
Would you be able to bail me out? Bring the TV, too. I wouldn't have expected anything less!!! - Well worth the wait!
Bob I (2012-01-28 04:11:24)
I check by here too. As usual it was worth the wait!
z (2012-01-28 03:53:56)
See y'all again next year!
Aaron (2012-01-27 23:39:21)
I check for new posts at least 2-3 times a week, and every time something pops up, it makes my day! Never fails to make me laugh histerically at least once every time. "i just passed a billboard for Geico insurance, if that helps"..lmao.
Baby Puncher (2012-01-27 22:35:32)
Brilliant.
Mannyboy (2012-01-27 22:00:17)
I wonder what percentage of the cheapskates b*tching about the slow updates actually bought the book emails from an asshole? Hey, dipsh*ts, if you think it's so easy to come up with new postings, then why not troll Craigs yourself.
George (2012-01-27 21:03:53)
What is the joke? This is how everyone on craigslist acts...
Michael Scott (2012-01-27 19:49:12)
How do you even look as much than decided to be?
FAQ (2012-01-27 19:40:23)
"Why are you taking so long to update? I'd rather not post at all than post a shitty one. These things take time. If I do post a shitty one, it is because you guys bitch so much."
Me (2012-01-27 19:13:00)
I love how the guy cannot spell right correctly. I also love how he was surprised that you weren't on crack when you clearly stated that the police found cocaine in your car. XD
Optimist Prime (2012-01-27 19:10:43)
That was not your best one but love waht you do!! Continu your good job and dont listen to morons who act like dick!
Use Google Maps! (2012-01-27 19:10:15)
The guy lives on Excelsior Drive, Chester, PA.
TV (2012-01-27 18:24:39)
Even I thought this was ultra funny!
Unimpressed (2012-01-27 16:59:16)
And, btw dude. I would love to spend some quality time with your little sister ;)
Unimpressed (2012-01-27 16:37:05)
This is the best you can do after 3 months? You post 4 times a year and THIS is the comedic gold you have saved up for us. Just quit, dude. You're washed up.
Lamar Smith (2012-01-27 16:19:03)
I am also looking for some young boys (preferiably under 15) to spend some time with, if you know what I mean ;)
Lamar Smith (2012-01-27 14:54:20)
I don't understand this website. I am now accepting bribes to write a bill that will shut it down.
Satan (2012-01-27 14:53:38)
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID MIKE ESCAPE!!!?!!?!?
Mitt Romney (2012-01-27 14:48:57)
I'm a republican and this website doesn't make me laugh, I'll shut it down.
President Obama (2012-01-27 14:45:30)
This is a direct mandate from the President's office. You sir need to be more active on your site so the rest of us can get more laughs.
JayCon (2012-01-27 14:27:44)
I cried laughing.
Luv the posts (2012-01-27 12:53:35)
Thanks for posting. I really enjoy them and appreciate them. Thank you.
Elliot (2012-01-27 10:38:18)
Listen up : if you don't post more often I'm gonna find where you live, force into your house, and rape you in the ass. And if you have a family I will rape them too. So you'd better post more. If you don't do it for us, do it for yourself
Finally (2012-01-27 10:25:57)
awesome - I will be using this one for sure: so fuck the fuck off and never email me again!!!!
allostasis (2012-01-27 04:45:12)
The Geico billboard comment is hilarious. My only complaint is that you don't post often enough! (that's not really a complaint, it's supposed to be a compliment - thanks for the laughs!)
Brandon (2012-01-26 23:11:07)
Funniest part: "I just passed a billboard for Geico insurance, if that helps." I lolled.
Ryan (2012-01-26 23:03:51)
I was rolling when you drove 15 miles out of the way back to 100. Even funnier because I somewhat know the area and was checking it out on Google maps to actually realize how far out of the way you would have went. Hilarious.
BILL (2012-01-26 22:21:21)
Really enjoyed this one, Mike. Everyone posting that they didn't like it can go fuck themselves. Pardon my French, fuckers.
Penis (2012-01-26 22:18:51)
He makes 12k a year from this site, if he updated daily by sending like 10 emails a day he would be rich. I got his book and it was hilarious but it ended really fast
Nascar (2012-01-26 20:48:28)
Not your best work.
Newt Gingrich (2012-01-26 20:10:50)
I think that you should let me have more oral sex
Great (2012-01-26 19:01:19)
Hilarious. Made my day. Dunno why everybody is hating on free entertainment. Spoiled much?
anonymous (2012-01-26 18:07:40)
ZOMG, a new one! Not his best work, but definitely better than his last one. The bad news is that I know I will be waiting for another 3 months until we get another one :(
Loller (2012-01-26 17:48:23)
an okay-ish one (good, not great)... it shouldn't take two friggin' months to come up with this
micheal (2012-01-26 16:45:22)
This was a good way to keep him frustrated throughout the entire coorespondence
firewood (2012-01-26 16:26:08)
That asshole should have bailed you out! LOL!!!! Great one man!
8===d (2012-01-26 15:23:29)
This one wasn't that funny... It was just kind of dickish (which they all are, but let's face it the rest are hilarious). The dude's trying to give you something for free, and he's expecting you to show up at a certain time... Plus the ad
DTK (2012-01-26 15:23:08)
Thank god, a new post, i thought you were dead.
LAME (2012-01-26 13:53:46)
fucking retarded
Jesus (2012-01-26 13:01:51)
Man, you sure made us wait... But it was a good one ! You should update more often, though.
humpahoe (2012-01-26 12:38:09)
LOL
it'sonlyme (2012-01-26 11:30:03)
I cracked when the swearing started. "Bring the TV, too" was a genuine tea over keyboard and screen moment. (No-one else I know finds your stuff remotely funny. Their problem!)
Not dead?! (2012-01-26 10:45:57)
Great come back!! Post more!!!
haozhou (2012-01-26 10:37:07)
haha i chuckle, long time since ur last email
Miken (2012-01-26 10:33:31)
Being someone that lives in North Wilmington DE it makes me chuckle when I can picture these locations he mentions.
Meh.. (2012-01-26 10:14:12)
not your best, but much appreciated! Thanks for the giggle.
welcome back (2012-01-26 09:49:33)
post 1 per week from now on, please
What (2012-01-26 09:34:24)
the fuck, that is awful.
Adio (2012-01-26 08:55:16)
So u didnt die...maybe you should post more often to avoid all the "he died, this is his dad Jim" posts. It doesnt always have to be emails, just write a message that you are alive or busy.
sci (2012-01-26 08:31:25)
lol so funny xD
Andy (2012-01-26 08:27:53)
Not your best by a long shot, but appreciate the update to the site! I realise it must take a long time to get someone into one of these long conversations & that it needs to be relatively funny to make the site, but more regular updates would be amazing
Martian (2012-01-26 08:07:29)
Ack ack ack ack
nascent (2012-01-26 07:55:13)
Awesome. "I just passed a billboard for Geico insurance, if that helps." I wish you'd post more regularly, but seeing these pop up when I don't expect them is a treat.
hahaha (2012-01-26 06:49:03)
the funny thing the guy probably still thinks it is really and he is telling his neighbors and friends about you. sooner they will find out who was the fool
Anonymous (2012-01-26 04:04:56)
haha awesome. keep it up!
Aces (2012-01-26 02:58:48)
LOL! I cannot see how this could turn out well, but in the end I was laughing so much that my eyes was filled with tears. Love the part where you tried to place the blame on the seller and ask him to bring money and the tv. Keep up good job!
van (2012-01-26 02:58:00)
Keep up the good work!
Aaron Fury (2012-01-26 02:10:47)
Dude, your posts are like crack. Such a good high when you get a hit, but then a crippling low waiting for the next one... or so I've heard.
Ani (2012-01-26 01:54:43)
Mike, I bought your freakin' book, and I need atleast 1 post per week here!!
welcome back (2012-01-26 01:53:13)
Don't listen to the haters! Since you provide FREE entertainment to the unwashed masses, keep up at your own pace. More is great of course, but most anything you do is hilarious!
Myzyri (2012-01-26 01:14:13)
Despite the end date of April Fool's Day, I'm guessing several dozen people didn't realize it was a joke and sent you transcripts for your little "contest." Why not post some of those submissions when you can't put up your own? T
mole (2012-01-26 00:53:27)
thanks for adding a new one!
8===B~~~ (2012-01-26 00:51:18)
Lame.
anonymous (2012-01-26 00:50:52)
funny, but can we at least get 1 per week?
Mon (2012-01-26 00:48:04)
the fuck! mike is alive!
Charlie Sheen (2012-01-26 00:45:47)
Lol i also thought you died...
damn it (2012-01-26 00:43:05)
All this waiting, and I hardly even did more than grin while reading this. Im dissapointed
Sam (2012-01-26 00:23:47)
looks like our protesting and bickering made some kind of effect! nice one John, now all u have to do is update regularly u lazy sod.
too bad (2012-01-26 00:14:44)
that you are clearly writing all of these replied scripts
anonymous (2012-01-26 00:12:00)
Nice. Make more more often. Not LESS often. LESS is MORE! Wait....Just make more, please.
HOLY SHIT FINALLY (2012-01-26 00:01:53)
IT'S BEEN FUCKING FOREVER!! I thought you died. Pretty solid
FUCK (2012-01-26 00:00:08)
YOU
Rjkboyle (2012-01-25 23:55:33)
Man, Rjkboyle is a dick
HOLY FUCK (2012-01-25 23:36:13)
Bout time you posted, try not to jerk off so much until the next one!
John (2012-01-25 23:30:46)
Eh, weak. And took way too long.
fake (2012-01-25 23:29:12)
and gay
Uriah (2012-01-25 23:13:40)
Sooooo mike. In how many months should I check back in for a new one?
RMR (2012-01-25 23:10:55)
"I saw the toll and realized something was wrong, but there wasn't anywhere for me to turn around so I just went through it". Just plausible enough to have the guy believe. Awesome.
Jco (2012-01-25 23:10:17)
Wish you did these more often. Thanks for keeping the site alive
Jon (2012-01-25 23:05:55)
worth the wait
el (2012-01-25 23:03:52)
Aids
el (2012-01-25 23:03:32)
Herpes
HA (2012-01-25 23:02:25)
HA awesome!
rjkboyle (2012-01-25 22:58:16)
FIRSTT SO AWESOME

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