Stupid Dog Sweater Lady
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:38:14
Original ad:
I am looking for inexpensive dog apparel (T shirts, sweaters, etc.). My dog is a Minature Pinscher. He is a boy and he is around 12 lbs. Maybe you bought some clothes for you pet and they have grown out of them. Also, if you know of any places or websites that offer cheap dog clothing. Either one, please let me know! I really do not want to pay $20 for dog accessories! Thank you!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hi,
I saw that you are looking for clothing for your dog, so I think it is a fair assumption that you are the type of person who likes to buy stupid shit. In that case, I just broke up with my girlfriend, and she has a ton of crap like that that I want to get rid of. I have a "no place like home" welcome mat, a valentine bear that talks when you squeeze it, the first season of Gilmore Girls on DVD, and one of those singing fish things. Let me know if you want any of this shit.
Thanks,
Mike
From Katie ******** to Me
Your assumption is incorrect. I do not like to buy stupid shit. I just like to pamper my dog as I don't have any kids. Thanks, but I am not interested in any of those items.
From Mike Anderson to Katie *******
In that case, I have a 32" Sony LCD TV for your dog. You can put on the Animal Channel for him. I'll sell it to you for $400.
- Mike
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Who buys clothes for pets? That's degrading!! >:( I agree, if anybody buys clothes for their pets, they definitely buy stupid things XD
Ash (2012-11-05 22:55:32)
Yeah I can never understand why people buy clothes for their dogs. Your assumption is right, most who dress their dogs are the type who buy stupid stuff.
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Not surprised that no one wanted to have kids with someone who puts clothes on their dog
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anonymous (2012-01-20 11:59:25)
lost it at stupid dog sweater lady.
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Fools (2011-11-07 00:46:12)
Dogs such as yorkies chuiahahs whatever other tiny dogs have no point. They're used as accessories and play things, and they don't even have affection toward you..
Fools (2011-11-07 00:46:10)
Dogs such as yorkies chuiahahs whatever other tiny dogs have no point. They're used as accessories and play things, and they don't even have affection toward you..
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"I think it is a fair assumption that you are the type of person who likes to buy stupid shit." --priceless
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And that's why dogs that are weak should not be bred. Pure-breeders should all be hospitalized.
anon (2011-08-21 06:09:57)
it's a tiny little miniature pinscher... they get really cold really fast. gotta buy em a sweater unfortunately lol
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Its stupid that people dress animals up, let em live with dignity lol
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Anonymous (2011-06-27 02:30:36)
You should have made a remark about her not having kids so she pampers a dog.
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Gilmoire Girls indeed is VERY, VERY, VERY stupid shit, it's for stupid bitches and whores.
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Gilmore Girls IS stupid shit.
Cat (2011-06-10 01:43:16)
Gilmore girls isn't stupid shit haha =)
KMK (2011-05-22 10:48:56)
I was laughing until I saw her reply.
wawa (2011-05-16 04:16:40)
I buy clothes for my dog because he gets fuckin cold. But I will admit most people who buy clothes for their dogs are dumbasses. At least she didn't request the clothes to be plain "so she can bedazzle them".
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amber (2011-04-20 17:18:16)
@anonymous- i put my short haired chihuahua out in the winter, and i live in ohio, with no fucking dog clothes. he's not dead, thaaaank you.
Kayla (2011-04-04 05:30:59)
Dog clothes are stupid shit.
jackie (2011-04-01 02:46:52)
:/ She pampers her dog because she doesn't have any kids guys.. have a heart.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! First line of your e-mail is absolutely priceless! I'm still laughung!
Art Fonzarelli (2010-12-15 11:19:00)
"Your assumption is incorrect," no it's right on you stupid fucking cunt, get a life!
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That TV is a steal.
And there really is no place like home
Everywhere else I feel safe.
Mia (2010-11-20 18:03:46)
" I think it is a fair assumption that you are the type of person who likes to buy stupid shit." LOOOOOOOOL Right??? xoxo
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Hey Mike, if she didn't purchase that TV from you I sure would like to. Call me back at (302)35B-49UQ
Rinky (2010-10-03 20:56:44)
If your dog needs a turtle neck sweater, why didn't you just buy a turtle?
adam (2010-10-03 17:55:44)
did it occur to her that maybe dogs don't like sweaters? idiot
silver (2010-10-01 15:45:09)
@harmony:
Why's a damned chihuahua in friggin' Antartica in the first place? If idiots like that woman would get a regular dog, they wouldn't have to dress them up like retards.
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U have no kids bcuz u have no boyfriend cuz ur fucking retarded cuz u dress your dog according to the seasons!!!!!
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??? (2010-09-23 01:30:06)
What the fuck is the point of a dog that you have to "guard" from cold weather? fucking designer pets. why dont you get a goddamn neo-pet off of ebay you fucking third grader
anonymous (2010-09-15 23:21:24)
@ Dizazsters...
You obviously don't 1. Own a small dog and 2. Live in a place that gets cold during the winter. Small dogs can freeze to death in temperatures that bigger dogs find normal. Therefore they need clothing when going for a walk in the win
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harmony (2010-08-28 10:42:28)
Dizazter.. do you go outside in the rain or snow w. No clothes on? .... dogs shouldn't either. Obviously bigger dogs or dogs with thick coats can handle it. But a 3 pound hairless chihuahua?
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I had a scottish psychology lecturer called Mike Anderson. So in my head I was reading it in a lecturer style scottish accent. Makes it weird!
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Layla (2010-08-09 18:08:14)
A reply to Dizazsters: Yeah, humans weren't meant to wear clothes, but we got so damn fat and ugly that it was needed.
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Dizazsters (2010-07-01 22:51:07)
I really hate when people buy clothes for there dogs. They were not meant to wear cloths! Neither are humans, clearly.
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"I saw that you are looking for clothing for your dog, so I think it is a fair assumption that you are the type of person who likes to buy stupid shit." No assumption!
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I lost my shit completely over his "assuming" after seeing her ad that she would love anything shitty. And his list of "shit" was dead-on hilarious. She wasn't even really offended! LMAO!
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v goddamn that was dead on
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"Too all butthurt whores, shut the fuck up and gag on a dick like the submissive stupid worthless cunts you truly are. You need a man to dominate you and tell you what to do, think, and believe to be happy."
Bob (2009-12-14 15:04:55)
Original ad:
I am looking for inexpensive dog apparel (T shirts, sweaters, etc.). My dog is a Minature Pinscher. He is a boy and he is around 12 lbs. Maybe you bought some clothes for you pet and they have grown out of them. Also, if you know of any pla
volleychick (2009-11-17 23:12:01)
Aww. I like gilmore girls
Libra (2009-11-10 21:21:15)
It's so damn believable!
MBII (2009-10-29 16:47:34)
anonymous (2009-08-12 01:17:40) SAID:
"Too all butthurt whores, shut the fuck up and gag on a dick like the submissive stupid worthless cunts you truly are. You need a man to dominate you and tell you what to do, think, and believe to be happy."
boy dog (2009-10-04 15:50:01)
dogboy lives in constant agony.
Stupid woman (2009-09-24 05:30:20)
Your dog probably hates the stupid "dog clothes" you buy for him. Get a clue.
Beast (2009-09-23 21:24:00)
People that dress their dogs up are probably mentally retarded anyways.
van veen (2009-09-19 01:55:31)
this one made me a little sad
anonymous (2009-09-15 01:50:07)
dress think their dogs like to be clothed
LAWL. (2009-09-15 01:49:22)
My mom puts sweaters on my dog and it's fine in the winter because he's a yorkie so he has hair instead of fur and he'll freeze without a sweater, but she like has t-shirts for him in the summer and it's fuckin retarded. I hate when people
graciano (2009-09-10 09:42:00)
i have to agree with gimpy, it was a pretty good setup for a complete emotional slaughter..mike anderson was a complete gentlemen in this one ahahahahahaha
Gimpy (2009-09-02 23:51:03)
Kinda suprised he didn't play the "Fat ugly bitch that nobody would want" card about why she's kidless
djcao (2009-09-02 23:23:08)
BEST LINE:
"In that case, I have a 32" Sony LCD TV for your dog. You can put on the Animal Channel for him."
lmao
road trip (2009-08-29 16:13:49)
There are few people I hate more than those who buy clothes for pets.
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anonymous (2009-08-12 01:17:40)
Too all butthurt whores, shut the fuck up and gag on a dick like the submissive stupid worthless cunts you truly are. You need a man to dominate you and tell you what to do, think, and believe to be happy.
@@@@@@@@@@ (2009-07-28 20:06:59)
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I agree! I didn't have anything useful to say but I wanted to comment with this name because it's so funny that it makes me want to tear a tortoise's dick off and eat it.
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@haha (2009-07-20 03:37:28)
Fuck you. Your mother is a woman. To bad she didnt abort you.
haha (2009-07-17 02:33:38)
women are stupid
larmu (2009-07-14 08:52:33)
"singing fish thing" made me crack up, cheers!
Ricardo (2009-07-14 03:34:59)
"...and one of those singing fish things." LOLOLOLOLOLOL I nearly died of laughter. hahahahahahah.
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Honcho (2009-07-12 07:32:42)
Lmao@jerk
imsexist (2009-07-11 19:48:58)
seriously though, why do women buy such stupid shit?
jerk (2009-07-10 15:31:24)
thanks for the explanation dipshit
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I m at work and started to lol, this is really funny, keep it coming!
idiot (2009-07-07 18:31:29)
Jg, this is NOT the best one yet you right cunt
Jg (2009-07-05 08:46:36)
Best one yet, I'm in stitches
JustMe (2009-07-05 07:45:35)
Your assumption is incorrect, I do not like to buy stupid shit, but on the other hand I am a cheap bitch, I pamper my dog cause I don't have any kids but spending $20 on pampering my faux-child is OUT OF THE QUESTION
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On Par with Maddox from xmission.com - I have not laughed this hard in YEARS. This humor matches my style 100%. MORE! MORE! FInd more innane ads from CraigsList to punk. This is comedy GOLD.
anonymous (2009-06-28 15:17:30)
anonymous (2009-06-28 13:14:01)
The Zeeg (2009-06-28 09:45:34)
Le mayo
Caitlin (2009-06-28 09:08:16)
What are people thinking, buying clothes for a dog and such. Everyone should know by now that non homosapiens do not wear clothing.
THA THA (2009-06-28 07:57:06)
I LOVE YOU MAN (no homo) :))
Di (2009-06-25 14:12:34)
hmmm... maybe she just can't have kids (sterile?) and therefore pampers her dog like this..
anyway, great blog! keep them coming =)
cat (2009-06-23 16:10:30)
dog
[Insert Name] (2009-06-23 02:42:09)
When she said that she pampers her dog cuz she has no kids i started wondering whether she has no kids cuz shes ugly or because she spent to much time on her dogs than dating
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anonymous (2009-06-20 19:34:58)
"I know a good website where you can buy inexpensive dog clothing : lemonparty.org"
paul (2009-06-20 19:13:35)
i think she actually owned you there, man. pampering the dog to replace her non-existant kids is fair enough.
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"I saw that you are looking for clothing for your dog, so I think it is a fair assumption that you are the type of person who likes to buy stupid shit."
So true lol.
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"and one of those singing fish things"
LOL!
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ozzy (2009-06-13 04:58:30)
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HalfDead (2009-06-13 02:38:36)
I lol'd.
Salmon (2009-06-13 00:51:25)
"In that case, I have a 32" Sony LCD TV for your dog. You can put on the Animal Channel for him" LOL FREAKING GOLD!
I love this website (2009-06-12 19:09:32)
This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.
"I saw that you are looking for clothing for your dog, so I think it is a fair assumption that you are the type of person who likes to buy stupid shit"
LOL
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