Handicapped Movers
Posted at: 2009-06-18 10:09:18
Original ad:
I am looking for help moving on June 23rd into my new apartment. We will need to load everything from my old apartment into a truck, and then drive to my new place and unload it. I have a lot of furniture that is very heavy, as well as a big screen tv that is bulky. We will need to lift a lot of this stuff down three flights of stairs since it won't fit in my elevator. I will pay $25/hr.
From Mike Anderson to *********@**********.org
Good afternoon!
I saw your ad asking for help moving your furniture into your new apartment. I was wondering if you would be interested in hiring my son. I need him to have a job like this so he can feel better about himself. He has been paralyzed from the neck down for five years now. I always encourage him to do normal things like mow the lawn, take out the trash, etc. so he can still feel important even though he does not have the use of his arms or legs. This job would be a huge boost in his self-esteem and with a little help I am sure he can do it. Please consider him!
Mike
From ***********@hotmail.com to Me
Mike,
I'm sorry, but I don't think this job would be appropriate for your son. A lot of the stuff I need to move is very large and heavy. He sounds like a good kid, but I don't think he would be able to do this. Thanks for the offer, though.
Jerry
From Mike Anderson to ************@hotmail.com
Jerry,
I think you are underestimating my son. He can do anything he puts his mind to. I told him I got him a job and he was so excited. Do I really have to go and tell him that the guy changed his mind because he hates handicapped people?
Mike
From ***********@hotmail.com to Me
Oh man...
I don't hate handicapped people. I really just don't see how your son can help, no offense. How can he move anything with his arms and legs? You said he mows the lawn and takes out the trash, how is that even possible?
I apologize, but next time you shouldn't tell your son you got him a job before making sure it is ok with the employer.
Jerry
From Mike Anderson to ************@hotmail.com
Jerry,
Don't tell me how to raise my son. You don't see me telling you how to move your furniture, do you? You never even met my son, and already you are telling me what he can and can't do. He does a great job mowing the lawn. We tied the lawn mower to the back of his wheelchair and he drags it around. You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has. It makes him feel normal again.
I don't have the heart to tell him that he won't be doing this job, so would you be able to come over here and tell him yourself that you hate him and will not hire him? It is the least you could do.
Mike
From ***********@hotmail.com to Me
You've got to be kidding me. This conversation is over.
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I feel kinda bad for the guy. They seemed really nice and were paying well. Your other ones were funny, but this guy didn't really deserve it.
Shark (2013-07-12 14:02:24)
Wow, this is probably one of his most normal conversations, not for him, but the guy he was trolling didnt even cuss him out here.
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he should have emailed the guy back as the son, asking him why he didnt get the job.
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Rob (2012-12-03 07:40:30)
Man, those newfangled wheelchairs do have alot of torque!
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Dani (2012-06-22 22:52:17)
"Jerry,
Don't tell me how to raise my son."
hahahhahah! I can't stop laughing!
Mike Bartlow (2012-06-16 06:00:52)
Stay tuned for more!
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Monty P. (2012-05-10 12:25:48)
I have an Exodus movers advertisement to the left of my screen, talk about ironic...
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I would rather have no arms or legs before being paralyzed from the waist down. At least then I could move my torso arond.
ASIAN (2011-12-14 21:09:05)
Lmfao. TORQUE!!
MissyLee (2011-12-12 16:22:32)
LMFAO!.. i think i love you!.
Seriously. spent all day reading these and i have never before bellylaughed and cried so much!.. This is GENIUS!!!! pure genius!... i have almost chortled my coffee through my nose at least 4 times!... You are THE BOMB!
PT (2011-12-11 21:49:20)
This one is very bad. You shouldn't make fun of handicapped people. Consider that next time before pranking someone....
Fail.
josh (2011-12-11 17:58:58)
lmao "lawn mower tied to his back"..
mike you have to have an option for us to like peoples comments..!
Leonard Hatred (2011-12-11 01:29:31)
@Danny, I hate to break it to you but you're retarded and you should probably lay off the conspiracy theories.
anonymous (2011-11-26 23:01:19)
@F-J: The guy was obviously just trying to be nice and polite while rejecting him.
lolhard (2011-11-26 09:43:11)
My name represents my state :D
scott (2011-11-15 19:56:20)
he ties the lawn mower to the back of his wheel chair and drags it along LMFAO.ohhh man it's sad and funny all at the same time.bc yea there is ppl out there who are in wheel chairs and u never wanna see that,but we know he's joking lol.
Danny (2011-10-08 12:52:07)
@Jerry (Actual) I hate to break this to you but you're a piece of fiction invented by site owner. Everything you think you remember isn't real.
Sleepin (2011-09-17 23:58:38)
Ah, there's nothing funnier than institutional discrimination!
handicapped hal (2011-08-21 23:00:49)
I HATE HANDICAPPED PEOPLE
Tomas (2011-07-26 01:39:14)
I started dying around the bit with the lawn mower being tied to the back of the wheelchair. xD
This is absolutly genius.
anonymous (2011-07-22 13:53:42)
the guy changed his mind because he hates handicapped people
Mike (2011-07-18 02:50:10)
Bobby's a good kid. The world just don't know it yet...
F-J (2011-07-16 05:01:20)
Intresting how Jerry felt the need to say the son "sounds like a good kid" when other than the fact that he was determined and handicapepd, no information was given.
Mike (2011-06-23 14:03:56)
haha @ Jerry(Actual) ya you got trolled man, this guy is an emailing comedian who trolls ad sites. its funny when your on our end simply reading the emails hahah
Jerry (Actual) (2011-06-16 11:24:58)
Wait, what the...I got trolled! So this guy isn't being stupid and claiming he has a handicapped son who is good for moving things, he's just an Internet troll. Fuck yourself!
LMAOROFL (2011-06-09 13:46:59)
Ahem, do you know who is Stephen Hawkin?
anonymous (2011-06-08 22:05:07)
Pretty clear that the TRUE ASSHOLE here is Stephen Hawking! Read down a few and see what he wrote. He is all thats wrong with people today. He needs to be made aware of the taste of lead. As in, from a gun to his mouth.
Heather (2011-06-07 01:23:13)
Wow... You can't help but laugh alittle but than realize how wrong it is to laugh... f**k it thats funny.
hehe (2011-06-06 05:01:21)
ad for wheelchair accesable vans and lifts on the side
Ryan (2011-06-02 09:22:30)
This one hurt to read. Probably because my sense of humor hasn't woken up for the day yet
Bellend (2011-05-31 23:21:27)
I Agree with many folk on here.
Jerry ftw. He remains calm and collected throughout the onslaught.
The quote "ohh man" is a nice insight into this guy I feel. As he takes a deep breath before trying to unnecessarily explainig himself to mike.
aaaaa (2011-05-23 13:56:09)
You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has.
Trollalater (2011-05-20 11:48:38)
Sure is awful trolly up in here...lol.
JR (2011-04-28 15:26:47)
Do I really have to go and tell him that the guy changed his mind because he hates handicapped people? LMAOOOOOOOOO!!
fail again (2011-04-01 08:26:02)
u fail fail fail
story (2011-03-29 21:31:14)
truly genius material. you should be writing for southpark or have your own show..
doubledouble (2011-03-22 17:28:00)
I like Jerry :>
Chaobin (2011-02-25 02:12:02)
Jerry's attitude is really nice all along till the end. Still funny especially liked the apart about torque...
anonymous (2011-02-19 16:01:16)
LOLLLLL! "You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has" XD XD XD *dying*
awesomestuffman (2011-02-08 11:43:37)
This one is hilarious! :D Couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.
Joey (2011-02-01 08:39:31)
This one actually made me kinda sad.
asdf (2011-01-17 18:01:59)
@PedoBear hahaha some ppl here are idiots. there should be a website for stupid ass comments.
PedoBear (2011-01-02 17:21:37)
These emails are great, but comments from retards who don't understand the point of them are even better.
stephen hawking (2010-12-15 14:06:46)
What a moron. Like a quadriplegic could move anything. How's he supposed to lift anything if he can't move his arms? What is he going to drool on the floor and then the other guy could slide the shit in the drool?
gi (2010-12-11 10:21:29)
O_o OMIGOSH thats terribly funny :l the funniest bit was when he toold him they tie him to the lawn mower and he did it lolXX
Ruben (2010-12-10 16:57:40)
I think the asshole in this one is Jerry.
me (2010-11-04 18:46:58)
"We tied the lawn mower to the back of his wheelchair and he drags it around" GENIUS!
ant (2010-11-04 00:01:40)
I LOLL'ED SO FUCKING HARD AT "You said he mows the lawn and takes out the trash, how is that even possible?"
VanFan (2010-10-21 21:15:33)
@Mick, I'd have to whole-heartedly agree with you. This is funny, but I think the WIN goes to Jerry for remaining composed.
Some Dude123 (2010-10-16 06:04:32)
Laughing sooo HARD >:D
Anna (2010-10-14 06:21:27)
best quote "Don't tell me how to raise my son. You don't see me telling you how to move your furniture, do you?"
lmao
anonymous (2010-10-10 21:04:23)
Pathetic
RL (2010-10-06 00:24:09)
MADD fucked up lol. "you'd be amazed how much torque that thing has hahahaha
Rhys (2010-09-30 09:23:10)
lol irl i already told my son his got the job do i really have to tell him the guy changed his mind because he hates handicapped people ? LOLOLOL
James (2010-09-22 00:14:02)
You sir have made my life, that is all
josh (2010-09-19 14:40:12)
your posts make my day
anonymous (2010-09-15 10:47:18)
sometimes, your emails get retarded/overboard.
anonymous (2010-09-13 21:18:33)
The guy's reaction was boringly calm.
jjenkins (2010-09-12 14:37:10)
OMG! I could NOT stop laughing!!!
anonymous (2010-09-12 09:49:23)
"We tied the lawn mower to the back of his wheelchair and he drags it around. You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has"
omg, im laughing so hard tears came out
anonymous (2010-09-11 18:19:45)
I am so glad I'm aware of internet trolls so I never have to deal with being that guy
Jeet (2010-09-09 15:04:36)
Sitting on the sofa laughing aloud..
Holy....what! (2010-09-08 21:25:06)
I love your shit man!......I love the ads that go with the stories even more! Fucking cracks me up!
anonymous (2010-08-31 16:58:47)
"we just tie the lawnmover to his wheelchair and he kind of just drags it around" EPIC LOL
Hilncore (2010-08-20 14:53:29)
This one actually made me cry!!OMG!! Luv it, Luv it & Luv it!!!!!!!!
David K (2010-08-16 17:45:44)
2nd to last message made me laugh so fucking loud
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I love your blog! Im dying laughing at work like a daggone fool!
lol (2010-07-30 17:36:31)
"You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has"-hilarious
Anthony (2010-07-23 17:50:20)
Trolls are the real geniuses!
Serhat (2010-07-23 16:05:25)
would you be able to come over here and tell him yourself that you hate him and will not hire him?
anonymous (2010-07-16 22:04:08)
If i was the guy, i would laugh at him. I'll be like hahaha ur son is paralyzed! u loser!
Mick (2010-07-12 23:39:59)
I do like how this guy keeps his cool and doesn't resort to caps and swearing, though :P
Larry (2010-07-07 14:49:51)
im laughing so hard i just got wood rofl. move over viagra, daddies home.
Grapist (2010-06-24 04:42:57)
Hahaha that is worse than turning off the lights to the orphanage. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
anonymous (2010-06-23 22:16:48)
that was actually kinda fucked up
hi (2010-06-22 22:05:11)
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jerry (2010-06-20 16:05:17)
jesus christ somebody save me. i cant stop laughing.
Luke (2010-06-10 18:40:03)
I was laughing at the lawnmower part for almost 30 minutes
me (2010-06-08 12:20:15)
how can anyone say this is harsh, the guy is looking for cheap labour in stead of hiring someone to do it properly. like most of these i have read there is a kind of poetic justice about it
emma (2010-06-03 15:11:18)
this makes me feel bad for the other guy.
happynegro (2010-05-19 02:31:35)
kpwnd
BoxyBrown (2010-05-16 05:49:51)
It's hurts to read, but fuxing funny
*Censored* (2010-05-13 22:31:48)
so would you be able to come over here and tell him yourself that you hate him and will not hire him? It is the least you could do.
Haha, pure awesome :D
lis (2010-05-03 15:42:35)
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naam (2010-04-03 09:17:30)
too funny
Bee Jay (2010-03-26 20:31:28)
LMAOOOOOOOOO ... Classic shit .. damn I love this guys emails .. Too funny ... Reminds me a lot of what I do online .. I always mess with people and say stuff to them and fuck with peoples heads... Fun stuff to mess wit ppl online.
Homer S. (2010-03-24 14:21:08)
At least this guy figured out real quick that he was being spoofed. Kudos to him for that!
Jazz (2010-03-18 14:55:36)
LMAO!!!
bega (2010-03-08 07:55:06)
"We tied the lawn mower to the back of his wheelchair and he drags it around" :D epic!
Bloedhoest (2010-03-07 16:22:15)
brilliant! thank you for being an übertroll!
thatonerandomgirl (2010-02-24 21:39:00)
lol
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MUUHAHHAHHAAHHAH
person (2010-02-19 19:25:27)
we tired to lawn mower to his wheelchair and he drags it around<--------lmao
aw man (2010-02-18 00:36:11)
Ive read all your other emails and thought they were hilarious but idk this one really hits me hard. Im usually not a person that says that kinda shit either but man this is pretty harsh.
simono-wheel (2010-02-14 08:29:05)
i love it - exactly my job i do with friend or on shabby social networks - just cannot stop teasing them - a real Ω has to †††
That Guy (2010-02-12 04:07:51)
well they have those devices where you can move the chair with your tongue
Monica S (2010-02-10 10:54:47)
How can you use your arms to move your wheelchair if you are paralyzed from the neck down?
Mynameismike2sucks (2010-02-09 08:32:03)
Mynameismike2, you clearly have problems. Have a nice day.
Mynameismike2 (2010-01-11 00:58:41)
This Jerry guy sounds like a fuckin douche bag ..... Dude your retarded ass son can come move some boxes around at my place for A few bucks
Roberto (2010-01-08 00:19:47)
I agree with the last post. Can we be triplets?
seperatedatbirth (2010-01-03 00:14:26)
I think you might be my lost twin. If it were incestuous, i'd say I was in love.
test (2009-12-26 19:27:16)
icles
niggerpenis (2009-12-09 23:50:09)
lmfao
Fail (2009-12-07 17:27:15)
Jerry is dumb. 'I have a plasma tv', he's just asking to get robbed... Sure, me ane my mate will help you!
matt (2009-12-02 14:06:06)
oh god this is so good, so funny!
Haahaa (2009-12-01 20:10:52)
I love this guy. He's such a pain in the ass. Harmless, annoying fun.
Jerry Lewis (2009-11-30 11:52:46)
Its time to reach out and believe in our children, our future and our hope. handicap or not.
Crest (2009-11-27 23:02:06)
My aunt pretends she's handicapped and collects disability LOL
George (2009-11-27 08:47:56)
I agree that most handicapped people are lazy and just want to sit around in wheelchairs all day. I bet half of them could walk if they really tried.
anonymous (2009-11-23 23:01:07)
If I actually saw a kid in a wheelchair pulling a mower across the yard while his Dad stood there and watched with a huge smile on his face my life would be complete.
blue (2009-11-22 20:07:33)
mike is a fucking retard. hahaha wow
Libra (2009-11-10 21:06:52)
Fuck you for hating the handicapped, Jerry!
jmw59 (2009-11-09 16:01:45)
must have missed this one before. I had a wheelchair bound brother for years and still think its fuking hilarious...lmfao
anonymous (2009-11-05 00:19:13)
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Cmac (2009-10-22 21:59:26)
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Rminduh (2009-10-22 01:45:33)
ever heard of Dick and Ricky? they won a Triathlon together and he said he son was the driving force, so all you skeptics can suck it
Uggz (2009-10-21 13:52:15)
A cold Hawiian?
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IDIOT. (2009-10-09 22:32:33)
"Hilarious!! Come on! Handicapped people are also funny - like Midgets and Eskimos!"
Do you even know what an eskimo is!?
hahaha.
O.O (2009-10-05 13:33:12)
O.O
JamesL (2009-10-05 09:23:31)
Hilarious!!
Come on! Handicapped people are also funny - like Midgets and Eskimos!
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ERIC KLANK (2009-09-30 13:24:19)
NICE MAN MAKING FUN OF HANDICAP PEOPLE REAL MATURE. I HOPE YOU DIE
Common dude, it´s a joke!
ERIC KLANK (2009-09-30 13:24:19)
NICE MAN MAKING FUN OF HANDICAP PEOPLE REAL MATURE. I HOPE YOU DIE
HAHAHAHA (2009-09-25 23:31:32)
You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has.
Anton (2009-09-23 03:38:15)
Funniest one.
rebeccan (2009-09-21 04:00:47)
why do people like to waste their time??? -__-"
swineflu (2009-09-18 09:51:54)
Fake of not, it's funny shit!!!!
JohnnyJ (2009-09-12 16:59:34)
Oh lol... this must be a joke
Katelyn (2009-09-10 00:56:26)
Pure gold: "Don't tell me how to raise my son. You don't see me telling you how to move your furniture, do you?"
Gimpy (2009-09-02 22:55:11)
That bastard! Us gimps should run Jerry's ass over!
lmao (2009-08-31 21:41:53)
this site is a rip off....effing hilarious, this free intrawebz site up solely for your amusement isn't 100% approved by Sir High n Mighty's intellectual standards....lmao omg i have to wipe my ass ..
mia (2009-08-30 23:57:31)
ppl commentin above..ur lame who cares if theyre fake theyre frkin hilarious
Mary Shea (2009-08-29 12:01:22)
My favorite!
Lang (2009-08-28 13:33:08)
this site is a rip off.
you're a moron (2009-08-25 15:43:28)
the reason it says "*********@**********.org" and then switches to "***********@hotmail.com" is because he's replying to a craigslist ad, which means the email is going to some_random_address@craigslist.org. once the person replies to
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How come you first call it *********@**********.org then suddenly change into ***********@hotmail.com? I smell that all these are fake...
LuVi (2009-08-18 17:22:28)
Definetively scorrect!!!!!!! I hate he truncate the conversation...... :(
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NIKKI (2009-08-18 09:24:41)
Duncan where are you will you marry me???
tepid (2009-08-17 20:58:10)
You should make a film of this to show on YouTube. If you don't, I will.
Duncan2 (2009-08-17 19:33:33)
It's funny because a paralyzed individual cannot practically help in moving boxes or furniture, yet Mike continues to assert an exaggeration of his abilities even when it is clear that it is not true!
random (2009-08-16 21:55:23)
Wtf is this Duncan guy that everyone praises? Low IQ? So low that he has to keep on explaining how he understands the emails and stuff? Oh c'mon, all these emails are more than easy to understand!!
arnold (2009-08-14 08:25:40)
Great site, great humour keep it up!
anonymous (2009-08-13 06:24:27)
Damn cripples they should all be shot
niggershitter (2009-08-11 08:15:14)
Jerry seemed to handle that situation surprisingly well.
hey working man (2009-08-10 15:56:46)
I thought you were going to say he had a paralyzed son. Because that would be way funnier.
Duncan (2009-08-07 18:16:26)
i get it its funny becaz he is paralyzed and he can not move but still wants to help with moving but he cant move
working man (2009-08-04 02:58:07)
i love this website so i showed it to people i work with, and i accidentally showed it to this one guy with the gayest laugh you've ever heard. Next time he laughs im going to punch him in his face or maybe a head kick
Arlo (2009-08-03 10:31:06)
work is so much fun now because time zooms by and i spend my time laughing.
admin (2009-07-29 16:10:19)
can anyone post as the admin?
Sarah P (2009-07-28 14:09:06)
this site is killing the rest of my workday THANK YOU
carmen (2009-07-28 00:20:03)
*been reading these
carmen (2009-07-28 00:19:36)
omg, I've been for about an hour now and I can not stop laughing.
hahaha is a moron (2009-07-27 17:16:29)
@ hahaha.
How are you paralyzed from the neck down and still able to type like a 12 year old?
And FYI, it's what, not wat.
anonymous (2009-07-27 04:51:22)
"we just tied the lawnmower to the back of the wheelchair and he just drags it around"...hahahahahahahahahahah lmao this is my favorite one hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wectal Wegion (2009-07-26 18:33:07)
B(Y)OB. I wonder... can anyone be paralyzed from the neck UP?-----Yes, in fact it is very common amongst (insert racial group, religion, political affiliation or gender here)....
Politically Correct (2009-07-25 19:45:35)
Very clever.
B(Y)OB. (2009-07-24 20:08:48)
I wonder... can anyone be paralyzed from the neck UP?
YES (2009-07-23 22:51:22)
YES
hahaha. (2009-07-23 17:01:20)
im paralyzed, but i have use from the neck up. lol i wish i could do wat his "son" can do.
idea (2009-07-23 12:17:51)
start another website..offensiveSOwhat
faint (2009-07-23 12:16:49)
I laughed so hard it almost caused me to faint.
Tom (2009-07-22 10:11:44)
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Icalasari (2009-07-17 21:23:29)
I was hoping for them to say that the Wheelchair has a blade on the bottom that can be retracted or extended to cut the lawn
Anonymous (2009-07-16 22:19:45)
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I almost shit into my pants...
To the guy below me (2009-07-13 22:21:55)
Look at his name, it says Stephen Hawking. He's not a gaping pussy, you're just an idiot.
lolwut (2009-07-13 16:09:07)
I find you being such a gaping pussy offensive
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I find this very offensive.
Gherkin (2009-07-11 14:06:40)
Hey um the guy who says he's mj well I just wanted to say
your not MJ!!!!!!! U retard ur not and u never will ok!!!!!
So screw off before I come beatcha!!!!!
@clit commander (2009-07-11 04:52:02)
woah, you eat little pieces of shit for breakfast? (sorry.. he walked right into that one)
admin (2009-07-11 04:47:36)
website is stupid
sides (2009-07-11 00:59:14)
LOL. This is by far the best one.
pussy dickshitter (2009-07-10 17:32:22)
ass shit fuck faggot gay gay gay ass bitch shit niggers
Am I cool yet? :<
clit commander (2009-07-10 17:07:06)
hey dirty shit stain, you're the fucking cunt face. i eat pieces of shit like you for brreakfast
you fucking turd. come take a bite of my helmet so i can blow a big load down your faggot ass throat
baggs (2009-07-10 17:01:43)
all over ya face, kid
giant cock face (2009-07-10 16:27:46)
hey slothrop, i have a giant cock, wanna suck it you faggot. i'll shoot a giant load thru the back of your head
jizz mop (2009-07-10 16:25:34)
best one i've ever read. you're a funny son of a bitch, mike, you cum guzzling hunk oh shit. PS i'm writing this from the toilet while getting a blumpkin
anonymous (2009-07-10 13:56:03)
"Do I really have to go and tell him that the guy changed his mind because he hates handicapped people?" classic
anonymous (2009-07-10 00:07:40)
Add this to your "Best Of" list.
p diddy (2009-07-09 13:30:44)
omg.. i am crying from laughing so hard. i love this one!
rachel (2009-07-09 03:10:24)
"You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has." LMFAO. seriously, you're amazing
Tim (2009-07-08 16:50:24)
Slothrop (2009-07-08 10:06:39)
I suck giant cocks.
anonymous (2009-07-07 18:49:52)
is there any way to get this as an iphone app? fuckin hysterical
anonymous :) (2009-07-07 15:56:52)
hey mat the cocksucker... you must suck cock cause this is hilarious. your a fag. YOU INSPIRE ME TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE :)
MJ (2009-07-07 00:21:04)
*has
MJ (2009-07-07 00:18:35)
LOL "you'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair was"
Spew (2009-07-06 21:55:45)
At first, I thought...funny, but MEAN! Then, in my usual style of act first, read instructio
Hoof_hearted (2009-07-06 12:16:34)
Absolutely bri
MatT the Cocksucker (2009-07-06 07:59:58)
The person who runs this website and the people who think it's hilarious need to grow up. This is humour is tasteless, evil, and immature.
JustMe (2009-07-05 06:38:43)
Oh my, this must be a first for me saying that herpes is fucking awesome!!
SixFootDwarf (2009-07-03 11:20:27)
Years ago I worked a day for a moving company. The driver's "helper" was severely palsied. But that wasn't his biggest handicap. His biggest problem was that he was really f#cking lazy.
dirty shitstain (2009-07-03 02:17:05)
yo you are such a fucking cunt guy
Jayme (2009-07-02 15:07:21)
This shit is classic Lets have a bromance.
Jamie (2009-07-02 15:01:00)
"Don't tell me how to raise my son. You don't see me telling you how to move your furniture, do you?"
Beautiful
cpt.dutenshire (2009-07-02 05:50:52)
i think i just pissed my pants
Herpes (2009-06-29 22:51:19)
Dear disableed n sadd,
I hope you clean that keyboard daily because I hear consuming sperm can be very bad for you. Just a thought.
needrss (2009-06-27 17:14:52)
rss please?
Furious Moe (2009-06-25 17:45:33)
can't stop giggling. i'm at work this is bad.
Borat (2009-06-25 00:48:58)
This is GREAAT!!! HIIIGH FIIIVE!!! VARRY NIIICE, HOW MAAACH??
disableed n sadd (2009-06-24 19:16:25)
i find tyhis inapropriate., i';m diiusabled nekl doown and miust uise my tonguie to tyope
J (2009-06-23 18:17:25)
Brilliant!
pocofrank (2009-06-23 17:35:06)
I figure you're writing both sides of these email exchanges. Amusing waste of time.
howard levine (2009-06-23 14:09:11)
dude, this is the funniest shit i've read in a long time. I now check the site daily for a smile. please keep up the good work. I cannot donate money, but if you need some pornos let me know.
hlevine@pulsedistribution.com
[Insert Name] (2009-06-23 04:00:08)
Like Steven Hawkings does...with his tounge
heather (2009-06-22 12:55:50)
how can he use the wheelchair if he is paralyzed from the neck down?
Michaela (2009-06-22 11:38:21)
Funniest thing I've ever read!!
anonymous (2009-06-21 15:31:38)
hahahahahaha soooooo gooooooooooooood
anonymous (2009-06-21 09:55:19)
unbelievable funny! keep it coming!
irina (2009-06-21 02:30:41)
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Cockmaster3000 (2009-06-21 01:07:19)
Guess who I am motherfuckers!!!!
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-20 23:44:29)
Don't be gay like Duncan. The admin is cool he did all this. You shouldn't insult him...
And what is RSS? I subscribed or whatever but I still don't get it... I hear it a lot but never bother to look it up. lol :)
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-20 22:01:29)
I agree I want more. But you have to understand this shit takes time. First off he needs to find an idiot to make fun of.
Reader (2009-06-20 21:12:16)
I need more....Please!?!
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-20 18:12:02)
"at the schoo
MORAL FAG (2009-06-20 16:33:28)
HEY, STOP MAKING FUN OF DUCAN! HE'S BEEN HAVING A BAD DAY. LOOK AT THIS DETENTION SLIP FOR HIM: http://www.flickr.com/photos/macchiato1/3534790964/
Rich Anthony (2009-06-20 13:26:52)
Mosh the wheels of that bitch sxe ride or die wheelchair stylz
Ashre (2009-06-20 12:20:34)
I just read through all of those emails & I fucking lol'd at all of them. Keep it coming man :D
King Barbarus (2009-06-20 11:53:46)
XD 10/10 keep it going
ozzy (2009-06-20 11:02:51)
Mr. "Mike Anderson" thanks for the great site, keep it up!
DuBBle (2009-06-20 05:43:58)
You're not updating this website enough. If you don't post more emails I will seriously consider not coming here every few hours.
admin (2009-06-20 03:57:10)
I suck dick for coke.
anonymous (2009-06-20 03:24:55)
URAFnGenius (2009-06-19 23:11:15)
You sir are FUNNY AS SHIT. Thanks for this brilliant ass stuff.
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Rich Anthony (2009-06-19 22:18:00)
I will teach your disabled son how to fucking MOSH!
Mark (2009-06-19 20:49:18)
I love how Google puts up ads next to this about motorized wheelchairs and moving companies. Priceless!
anonymous (2009-06-19 20:13:30)
You got trolled.
Your mom (2009-06-19 18:07:21)
ROTFL
Bonecrusher (2009-06-19 16:36:08)
Best website on the Inner-net!
anonymous (2009-06-19 15:35:17)
rss? pretty please?
lol (2009-06-19 13:54:10)
awesome.
Merv (2009-06-19 12:17:38)
You are killing me! Brilliant!
Rich Anthony (2009-06-19 09:41:26)
being in a hardcore band gets you all the hardcore fans.
i love being a hardcore man
and driving to the beach in my hardcore van to play in the hardcore sand
ps Stop picking on the disabled its rude!!!
fht (2009-06-19 07:49:16)
This must be the funniest thing since the scambaiter site. Keep it up!!
mikey (2009-06-19 05:54:12)
disregard that, i suck cocks.
mikey (2009-06-19 02:44:21)
I'm saddened that I've read all of the ones posted so far. These had me crying, keep it up.
bri (2009-06-19 02:10:49)
just showed the site to my friends...they were on the floor laughing. This site has serious potential. Don't change a thing, just keep it coming.
ShaneFromOAV (2009-06-19 01:06:38)
Wow, this shits hilarious! Ill be bookmarking this! LoL!
hull (2009-06-18 23:58:18)
lol, this bitch is full of trolls..keep these commin!!
Bozley031 (2009-06-18 23:43:35)
that was the funniest thing i ever read.
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-18 21:52:17)
@Leroy
Nice. I would like to know
Leroy (2009-06-18 19:05:14)
That guy is retarded if he thinks a quadripalegic can't help him move. I was born without the use of my arms and legs and I operate a fork life for a living. I also mow my own lawn and bang whores with my lifeless toes.
Stucifer (2009-06-18 17:47:30)
Retards like Marat should exercise their free will and navigate to another website and let those of us who HAVE sense of humor read what we will.
Aaron's Boss (2009-06-18 17:44:08)
Aaron! So this is how you spend company time? I'm deducting your pay!
Aaron Ak (2009-06-18 17:26:48)
Thank you for giving me somthing to do with all myy free time at work
anon (2009-06-18 17:17:29)
There should also be a chatroom or something to discuss trolls. We can have a friendly brainstorm. ;)
***********@hotmail. (2009-06-18 16:55:28)
Marat you've got to be kidding me. This conversation is over.
Lee (2009-06-18 16:20:33)
RSS feed please!
klaas (2009-06-18 15:51:00)
:""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""") This is fucking stoned ;P Great job
anonymous (2009-06-18 15:19:20)
hahaha
potential victims (2009-06-18 15:07:31)
@ admin, i see so many ridiculous ads everyday, do you have an email people can send "ideas" to? id post them here but im afraid that might cause legal issues since personal info is on their ads.
Shadow (2009-06-18 14:36:12)
OL Marat: Defender of Honor and Justice
IRL Marat: Trips the handicapped and mutters slurs at minorities
admin (2009-06-18 13:58:04)
marat why must you troll my website
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-18 13:42:03)
"We tied the lawn mower to the back of his wheelchair and he drags it around. You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has." Lol awesome. You are the funniest man alive. Don't ever stop doing this.
lol (2009-06-18 13:40:11)
Yes it is. Now shut up and get out.
A (2009-06-18 13:07:29)
RSS?
niggdick (2009-06-18 12:59:07)
you and the guy off youtube.com/arunmabraham should collaborate
Derry Quinn (2009-06-18 11:49:01)
I've only commented twice and I already seem like an ass. I just want you to love me :'(
Derry Quinn (2009-06-18 11:47:16)
Also, RSS or a Twitterfeed would be cool :D
Derry Quinn (2009-06-18 11:46:41)
Hahaha, these are awesome! Seriosuly, you've been getting so much attention in just a few days, well done!
If you need any serv
anonymous (2009-06-18 11:19:18)
Pure genius
ChrisK (2009-06-18 10:25:15)
hahahahahahahahahaha
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