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Posted at: 2009-09-25 14:37:58
Original ad:
I WANT YOUR COUCH
IF ANYONE HAS AN UNWANTED COUCH I CAN COME GET IT. WILL TRAVEL UP TO 20 MINUTES FROM CONSHOHOCKEN. PLEASE SEND PICTURES. THANKS
From Me to **********@*********.org:
Hi there! You can have my couch if you are still looking for one. Let me know! You can either e-mail me or call me.
Mike
From Juan ********* to Me:
HI MIKE
I STILL NEED YOUR COUCH.
HOW BIG IS IT?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES?
WHY DO YOU NOT WANT IT ANY MORE?
YOU DID NOT GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO I CANT CALL YOU.
From Me to Juan *********:
Juan,
The couch can seat three normal people, or two fat people. I don't have any pictures because my camera is broken (I didn't realize it was in the garbage disposal when I turned on the switch.)
I am getting rid of the couch because my grandfather passed away on it a few weeks ago. Every time I look at it, I am reminded of it, and I would rather it not be in my apartment anymore. Just give me a call and we can set up a time for you to come get it.
Mike
From Juan ********* to Me:
MIKE IS THE COUCH STILL IN GOOD CONDITION. YOU STILL DID NOT GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER.
From Me to Juan *********:
Juan,
The couch is still in very good condition. There are only a few minor blemishes, but you can't really notice them. There is a little bit of blood on the couch and a pool of blood on the middle cushion from when my grandfather shot himself. I tried cleaning it with club soda, but it had really soaked into the fabric by the time I found him. The blood dried though, and now it is kind of a brown-ish color that I think actually makes the couch look better. It is a brown couch anyway so you can't even notice it.
Mike
From Juan ********* to Me:
NO THANKS
From Me to Juan *********:
Why not? I thought we had a deal. Is it because of the blood? You can just turn the cushion over and nobody will have any idea.
From Juan ********* to Me:
THE COUCH IS COVERED IN BLOOD WHO WOULD WANT THAT?
GROSS!
From Me to Juan *********:
Don't put words in my mouth. I never said it was covered in blood - it just has a little blood here and there.
I did forget to mention, I believe my grandfather defecated on the couch when he died (the paramedics say it happens all the time.) I cleaned most of that up, but once again the couch is brown so you won't even notice it.
And this probably isn't a big deal, but he also had a cigar in his mouth and when he died it set part of the couch on fire. On the plus side, it did burn away some of the old urine stains that the couch had on it. The couch no longer smells like urine. It kind of smells like a barbecue, which is great if you love barbecues.
From Juan ********* to Me:
THAT COUCH IS FUCKED
THROW IT OUT!
From Me to Juan *********:
Why would you waste my time if you weren't going to take the couch? I'm sick of having to deal with people like you. I'm just trying to get rid of a decent couch, for free, and still people are wasting my time.
From Juan ********* to Me:
IF YOU TOLD ME UP FRONT THAT SOME ONE DIED AND SHIT ALL OVER YUOR COUCH THAN I WOULNT HAVE WASTED ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME!!
DONT YOU SPIN THIS ON ME BY TELING ME THE COUCH LOOKS GOOD WITH BLOOD OR SMELLS LIKE A BBQ. WHO THE FUCK WANTS A COUCCH THAT SMELLS LIKE BBQ IF I WANTED TO SMELL BBQ I WOULD BUY A FUCKING GRILL
From Me to Juan *********:
Would you be interested in the grill I am selling then? It is a CharCooker 500 and has three burners. Two of them don't work because my grandfather shot at the grill when he was drunk, but the middle burner still cooks food really well. I'm asking $400 for it, and for you, I'll throw in a couch for free.
From Juan ********* to Me:
I DONT WANT YOUR USELESS SHIT GUY!!!!
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kris (2012-02-27 03:33:23)
does the guy have a pc that his grandfather shot that i can buy>?
Kurt Ketamean (2011-12-18 02:40:20)
Lol if these posts really are 100% real unedited shit then its hillarious...
Ducky Kyle (2011-12-10 11:33:11)
HAHHAHAHAHA you can very well tell he was a Mexican looking for free funiture
anonymous (2011-12-09 21:02:27)
I WANT YOUR COUCH
woooo (2011-11-27 17:59:35)
the caps lock made it better cause it made it feel like he was yelling. "THAT COUCH IS FUCKED!!!" hahahhahaahhahaa
Dextromaxhbr (2011-11-24 00:58:31)
I pissed my fucking pants reading this
wow-zer (2011-11-20 02:47:24)
that is so funny, cause my couch has the same problems.... i wonder if its a manufacturing problem?
Shemshoe (2011-10-24 01:39:29)
I'm not your dickface, bro.
THAT COUCH IS FUCKED (2011-10-23 03:21:41)
I lost my shit at that line.
Johnny Eyeball (2011-10-19 10:51:34)
The 'GUY' at the end made that response so much better.
Conquista (2011-09-30 00:53:09)
"WHO THE FUCK WANTS A COUCH THAT SMELLS LIKE A BBQ IF I WANT TO SMELL A BBQ I'LL BUY A FUCKING GRILL". I'm laughing so hard I'm crying....funny as shit!
thirdwheel (2011-09-28 23:34:59)
Butbutbut you didn't even offer a useless shit guy?
Rose (2011-09-17 00:20:47)
This really is kinda funny. Is this for real/ i want the couch
xxjennafurrxx (2011-09-05 11:55:31)
You should have offered to fix his caps lock key.
Ray Jackson (2011-08-10 03:15:02)
I ain't your pal, dick face.
JZ (2011-08-08 15:31:16)
These remind me of The Jerky Boys. Damn funny shit.
msmnda (2011-07-26 18:16:54)
I lmao for 30 min trying to get through this dam thing.This is the funniest shit I have ever read.
pfft (2011-07-20 01:33:21)
what always annoys me is how uppity all these people who want free trash are. It's free. stop complaining hippie.
anonymous (2011-07-19 08:38:15)
PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING, WHAT IS THAT LIKE THIS GUY'S CALLING CARD? I CAN SEE DOING IT ONCE, BUT IN EVERY EMAIL?
Steve (2011-07-13 22:35:07)
I'm not your buddy, pal
Stephen Abootman (2011-07-09 12:59:54)
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, BUDDY
Terrence (2011-07-02 20:54:50)
I'M NOT YOUR GUY, FRIEND
HERPADERP (2011-06-25 00:14:15)
That couched is fucked
correction, that couch has no cahnce, unless his
drunk grandfather "rectiy'fied" it
CONSHOHOCKEN (2011-06-06 21:24:12)
"Conshohocken"? Seriously? Who names these places?
F.Fierce (2011-06-06 15:55:12)
This should go on top rated! Esp loved were he goes "that couch is fucked, throw it out!"
bullet25 (2011-05-27 11:37:42)
"Two of them don't work because my grandfather shot at the grill when he was drunk,"
OMFG i was laughing for 5 minutes
anonymous (2011-05-26 19:36:32)
@Fuckyou
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
anonymous (2011-05-25 05:45:49)
'I DONT WANT YOUR USELESS SHIT GUY!!!!'
this should be a famous internet meme
Bob (2011-05-05 13:48:41)
Hilarous, loved the "throw in couch for free" bit!
anonymous (2011-05-01 01:09:48)
who the fuck wants a couch that smells like BBQ...hahhahaha
Anon (2011-03-29 14:05:24)
CAPS MAY BE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL BUT YOU STILL NEED TO STEER
alawicious clay (2011-03-24 16:29:18)
"fucking idiots i just read the post u dont need to spam the comments with quotes. "..." lol omg so funny!Rofl!lmao! Shut the fuck up." hahaha
FUCK YOU (2011-03-22 21:38:10)
FUCK YOU I CAN TALK LOUDER!!! LOUDER IS EXCLAMATION MARKS BITCH!!!! LOL U FAIL YOU DUMB SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! SEE HOW LOUD I AM!~?~?~?~? THIS GETS ATTENTION!!! BAD GRAMMAER AND EXCLAMATION MARKS IS PRO !!!!!!! CAPS AINT ENOUGH!! LEARN TO TROLOLOLLLLLLL NEWFAGGO
Bearer of the Truth (2011-03-21 18:55:51)
CAPS LOCK MEANS I'M TALKING LOUD.
sir (2011-03-21 06:23:39)
Same as anonymous, I laughed my ass off when he said he'd throw in a couch for free.
anonymous (2011-02-22 23:59:35)
Laughed my ass off when he said he'd throw in a couch for free.
fu (2011-01-18 19:42:49)
fucking idiots i just read the post u dont need to spam the comments with quotes.
"..." lol omg so funny!Rofl!lmao!
Shut the fuck up.
Ugo (2011-01-12 15:53:51)
Feels like the guy is SCREAMING. "...which is great if love barbecues"
And the grandfather still messing up with your stuff. Really fun!
Mr. Tells-You-Stuff! (2011-01-03 04:36:57)
Hmmm, you cant be too picky when you're asking for free stuff i guess... well if you maybe threw in some coupons for Mcdonalds and Burger king id take it.
lol (2010-12-20 09:18:57)
this is easily the best one i love how this fence hopper is spelling in all caps its hilarius, this and the magazine one
EpicWhale (2010-12-19 20:09:01)
The guy trying to get a free couch has no idea that caps lock is not cruise control for awesome, it just makes you look like that special kid that yells at everyone in Wal-Mart.
DJ (2010-12-09 21:36:08)
me too
WoW (2010-11-30 13:42:04)
Does you couch come with two fat people being slowly roasted over a bbqer, and a side-dish of piss, fecal matter and burnt couch, then I'll take the hot pocket.
andrew (2010-11-22 03:11:09)
I'm asking $400 for it, and for you, I'll throw in a couch for free.
OMG i almost pissed my pants. I just found this site. YOU ARE A GENIUS. please keep it up
VIKI (2010-11-18 06:00:37)
Ahahah!!!!!!
Lupe the killa (2010-11-10 15:23:50)
I'm not your buddy, guy XD. FUCK CAPS
anonymous (2010-11-08 01:43:12)
"The couch can seat three normal people, or two fat people" omfg lol
imenglish (2010-10-29 21:53:30)
i'm not your fwiend, buddy!
imaprettyprincess (2010-10-27 23:40:59)
im not your guy, fwiend!!
caucasian (2010-10-25 16:44:41)
"Im asking 400 for it, and for you, ill throw in a couch for free" lol awesome
Jesse Custer (2010-10-24 18:55:15)
"THAT COUCH IS FUCKED
THROW IT OUT!"
Because of his name, I can only read it with a hispanic accent. He even sounds like Cheech Marin.
wow (2010-10-15 16:53:04)
is your caps lock key stuck? jeeze
F4ce.l30ok (2010-10-14 01:35:54)
I think the real ignorant people are the ones who re-type the whole story in the comment boxes...Maybe John should focus on all the Jackasses leaving comments... After all it is extremely easy to piss off those who ride the short bus.
Noah (2010-10-11 22:23:35)
"Two of them don't work because my grandfather shot at the grill when he was drunk" HAHA laughed so hard!
Rinky (2010-10-03 15:08:24)
I need both a couch and a bbq. Does it come with a propane tank? Does it come from a good Christian home, and is there such a thing as a usefull shit guy?
Sean (2010-09-30 09:32:42)
"IF YOU TOLD ME UP FRONT THAT SOME ONE DIED AND SHIT ALL OVER YUOR COUCH THAN I WOULNT HAVE WASTED ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME!!"
Fuck im crying!!
Egor (2010-09-30 01:50:16)
"The couch can seat three normal people, or two fat people."
LOL, I know that was probably not meant to be one of the funny lines, but I love it.
aj (2010-09-25 16:05:46)
he was still gonna take the couch after grampa died in it!
"my grandfather passed away on it"
"MIKE IS THE COUCH STILL IN GOOD CONDITION"
hahahahaha
LUV3RBOY (2010-09-24 14:39:38)
I LUV3RBOY INVENTED THE CAPS LOCK HA!! :) OOOH N BY THE WAY Mike I M SOO INTERESTED ON THE BBQ COUCH 4 FREE!! :O U CANT FIND ANY BBQ COUCH 4 FREE ANYWHERE AND UR OFFER 4 A FREE BBQ COUCH IS AN AMAZING DEAL!!:D 9-24-10 11:37 A.M. NORWALK, CA
StinkFinger (2010-09-23 14:36:01)
I'm not your guy, friend. God DAMN, this is great stuff!
anonymous (2010-09-09 15:52:18)
And for you, ill throw in a couch for free
J (2010-09-02 02:25:42)
I'm not your buddy, guy.
this was goooood... my favorite,i almost peed.
kevin (2010-08-30 23:28:23)
I'm not your friend, buddy.
P.S, (2010-08-25 01:35:52)
"I didn't realize it was in the garbage disposal when I turned on the switch."
opop (2010-08-22 12:06:35)
I'm not your guy, friend.
Shaikh (2010-08-05 07:18:59)
Hahahhahahahahah THIS IS THE BEST>>>>>>> lol
Anonymous (2010-08-04 02:55:41)
Personally, if I was the capslock-abusing gentleman, I would've accepted the offer even with the blood. Once you mentioned defecation, I would have turned down the deal though.
"I DON'T WANT YOUR USELESS SHIT GUY!" made me chuckle, not
Eri (2010-07-29 02:53:14)
One of your best! HAHA I couldn't stop cracking up!
JON (2010-07-26 20:51:24)
CAPS LOCK R CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!
Echo (2010-07-23 06:41:22)
lol "YOU STILL DID NOT GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER."
epic
. . . (2010-07-23 00:49:01)
I CANT HEAR OVER THIS GUY!!!! THIS CONVERSATION IS TOO LOUD!!!
lol (2010-07-23 00:34:29)
so funny :D
anonymous (2010-07-22 16:03:41)
GODAMNIT I HAD A COUCH THAT NEEDED A PLACE WE WERE MOVING AND COULDN'T TAKE IT WITH US WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I SEE THIS THEN
anonymous (2010-07-21 22:44:47)
"WHO THE FUCK WANTS A COUCH THAT SMELLS LIKE BBQ" holy shit that is funny. Definitely one of the funniest so far.
ashley (2010-07-18 14:31:12)
WHY ALL CAPS??? My grandpa tried to sell a hospital bed my grandmother passed away on and got mad when no one would buy it. He paid like $500 for it new. We tried to tell him no one would buy it
anonymous (2010-07-17 18:14:35)
Hooman (2010-07-15 05:41:03)
very funny, I loved the last part
Hooman , Shiraz City , Iran
random guy (2010-07-12 04:43:10)
"I'll throw in a couch for free." LOL, now that's funny.
Stank on ya (2010-07-11 23:25:32)
I almost died laughing when he said "the paramedics say it happens all the time" like he's trying to make it seem normal
420 (2010-07-08 22:20:36)
LMFAO i was laughing allt he way
Alex (2010-07-03 02:07:52)
Hahaha, even in the last email hes still trying to give him the couch XD
Sa Citizen (2010-06-30 04:49:17)
OMG all the way in South Africa and I am loving this site... its the funniest ish ever!
seetrees (2010-06-28 20:39:56)
it's no longer called the Caps Lock button ... it's now referred to as the Billy Mays button.
BILLYMAYS (2010-06-28 20:03:00)
HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE
PROMOTING MY NEW INVENTION,
THE CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!
WITH THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF 34.99
THIS BUTTON COULD BE YOURS!!!!!
JUST SEND ME AN E-MAIL OR CONTACT ME ON MY PHONE
Guest (2010-06-28 15:43:28)
Incidentally, I have a useless shit guy you might also be interested in...
anonymous (2010-06-24 20:22:21)
Hahaha, this is one instance where the replies were funnier than the actual emails
Maspa (2010-06-24 02:03:19)
CAPS LOCK DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
DUDE (2010-06-24 01:51:21)
is the couch still available?
Paul (2010-06-22 05:34:09)
LOL I was pissing my pants at what the guy was replying with.... THAT COUCH IS FUCKED
cona (2010-06-18 20:55:21)
LOLOL this website kills me... omfg
Jeah Cee (2010-06-17 20:20:47)
Dear Asshole, I love you. Lets get some trolls together!
audrey999 (2010-06-17 20:06:12)
Wow, that is really twisted and very funny. "your couch is fucked, throw it out!" that was so blase' laughing still.
Terence (2010-06-16 09:26:37)
LMAO!! soooo awesome!
lul (2010-06-14 12:27:04)
ALL CAPS FTW
RC (2010-06-06 18:27:48)
greetings from Kosova. This site is amazing!
damon (2010-06-06 13:25:49)
At least this guy spelled "grill" correctly.
Jelloknees (2010-06-06 12:54:16)
Greetings from Norway. This whole website is awesome! I stumbled upon it earlier today, and now even the back of my head hurts from laughing! Keep it up, Mike!
me (2010-06-04 17:41:54)
we have too much time on our hands
Josh (2010-06-01 19:15:22)
"If you buy the grille ill throw in a couch for free."
Fucking Legend
ALL CAPS (2010-05-31 17:32:50)
How annoying it is when people keep caps lock on.
juansadoucher (2010-05-30 01:15:40)
WHO THE FUCK WANTS A COUCH THAT SMELLS LIKE BBQ. I KINDA SOUND LIKE BILLY MAYS. I AM JUAN AND I NEED TO BUY A NEW KEYBOARD CUZ MY BILLY MAYS BUTTON IS STUCK.....
Omatic2001 (2010-05-28 19:50:30)
OMG I think I just shit -my- couch laughing so hard reading this! Keep up the good work.
lmaoooo (2010-05-26 16:33:12)
I've been reading these emails since last night and now I'm at work still laughing my ass off. I now have a headache from all the controlled laughter but it was well worth it!
LOOOOOL (2010-05-26 11:02:02)
@ "THAT COUCH IS FUCKED
THROW IT OUT!"
LMFAO, EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelby (2010-05-22 23:11:19)
That is frickin' hilarious! I'm trying not to wake up my family with all of my laughing!
Teeth Whitening (2010-05-20 18:12:11)
Interesting idea but I'm not sure it would work
Timp (2010-05-20 13:45:38)
I'm laughing so hard that my acid reflux started acting up and my face hurts.
Anothergirl (2010-05-20 04:23:43)
OMG! i'm in tears dude LMFAO @ "NO THANKS"
Jack (2010-05-18 12:54:51)
OMG LMFAO .....PURE GENIUS. I didnt know about this site until last nite and I didnt sleep till 3 AM just reading over n over again. My wife was asleep and she thought i lost it. So I went into the living room to laff my ass off. By the way Mike, you shud
Acie Muae (2010-05-18 04:08:46)
ROFLMAO. =)) hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! LOL
Mike oxlong (2010-05-17 19:50:44)
Lol beggars can't be choosers
THAT BEANER IS SO ANNOYING BY ONLY USING CAPS!!!
dhamaal cAEsAr (2010-05-05 07:44:52)
hahahaha.... sooper phukking hilarious.
anonymous (2010-05-04 21:14:28)
bahaha "it fits two fat people" and "i didn't know it was in the garbage disposal when i flipped the switch"
Luna (2010-05-04 02:23:45)
Brilliant!
Rajiv (2010-05-01 11:35:24)
I don't know why i can't stop laughing....
Bob (2010-04-29 21:08:39)
Graetest line in the history of the internet: THAT COUCH IS FUCKED!
krispy19 (2010-04-27 00:18:21)
'and for you i'll throw in a couch for free'
fantastic!!!!
BOOM Headshot (2010-04-26 00:49:31)
I can see grandpa with a revolver, it makes me extremely happy :D
Rob (2010-04-21 21:15:06)
I think my favorite part is that you didn't know your camera was in the garbage disposal when you turned on the switch! Hahaha!
demonicvendetta (2010-04-19 01:32:13)
hahaha! amazing! its kind of annoying how hes always in caps tho. makes me want to punt grandpa into a grill and shoot the grill.
Dickman (2010-04-12 08:52:23)
the words "And for you, I'll throw in a couch for free" have never been more hilarious.
anonymous (2010-04-12 08:50:42)
"THAT COUCH IS FUCKED
THROW IT OUT!" lmao!
willa (2010-04-09 04:52:15)
the grandpa just keeps shootin stuff!! and himself:/
blowme (2010-04-05 10:11:16)
funny, i shot a man on a couch once...your grandpa didnt kill himself...
Laughed my balls off (2010-03-31 18:46:51)
"Two of them don't work because my grandfather shot at the grill when he was drunk." I almost died from laughter at this part!! LOL
Erin (2010-03-29 22:44:15)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow I laughed so hard I cried...best one yet... dying of laughter
reader (2010-03-28 20:45:33)
omg my throat is dry from all the laughter
holy shit! (2010-03-28 17:19:03)
CharCooker 500, LMAO
Cricker (2010-03-27 17:34:59)
This is the best site EVER. I come here and always lmao and I mean it I literally cry I laugh so fucking hard as does anyone I tell about this site.. THANK YOU
hally (2010-03-26 21:12:46)
whats with all the caps, guy?
Cheap Online Meds (2010-03-25 13:53:26)
Thanks for the informative post. It helped me a lot. May the Force be with you.
anonymous (2010-03-22 15:47:38)
This is amazingly funny!
Captian cock (2010-03-21 09:39:16)
that is the funniest thing ive read in years, keep it up
.. (2010-03-19 03:52:00)
hes not your buddy, guy !
Re: thepunkfish109 (2010-03-19 00:03:02)
He's not your friend, buddy!
Re: thepunkfish109 (2010-03-16 18:40:37)
He's not your pal, friend
Anon (2010-03-13 17:13:36)
Holy Fuck I was choking on my food and crying!
thepunkfish109 (2010-03-12 12:19:46)
he's not your guy, pal.
Cpt. Underpants (2010-03-11 15:32:12)
I actually laughed till I cried at this one.
My fav so far.
dan (2010-03-09 21:10:31)
omg, i laughed so hard i think i need a new couch!
Geoff Currey (2010-03-08 04:30:49)
I willl take the couch for my emus to play wiht.
YourFather (2010-03-05 05:08:30)
"I'm asking $400 for it, and for you, I'll throw in a couch for free. "
Gold.
thankful (2010-03-02 11:43:14)
haha, that last line almost killed me. "and for you, I'll throw in a couch for free." HAHAHA
Trixe-08 (2010-03-02 02:31:25)
I laughed so fucking hard my cheeks hurt.
dizzle (2010-03-01 01:30:34)
i laughed so hard i bit my lip!!
max (2010-02-28 16:01:58)
hahaha last line "for you, ill throw in a couch for free!! "
Solo (2010-02-25 10:04:15)
Jerky Boys were never this funny. This guy is a genius!
Austin (2010-02-25 05:05:26)
bringing jerky boys type humour bang up to date ! First class, laughing my ass off
CAPS LOCK (2010-02-25 00:10:26)
HE LIKES CAPS LOCK AMIRITE?
Andrew (2010-02-19 00:18:18)
Hilarious! "WHO THE FUCK WANTS A COUCCH THAT SMELLS LIKE BBQ IF I WANTED TO SMELL BBQ I WOULD BUY A FUCKING GRILL" omg good times xD
My Favorite Part Is (2010-02-17 17:11:27)
THAT COUCH IS FUCKED
THROW IT OUT!
^should be a meme.
Sixx (2010-02-17 11:15:40)
This one started off slow, but holy crap it got very good at the end.
Amos Moses (2010-02-17 00:07:15)
I cant remember the last time my sides hurt from laughing so hard... aahhh oohhh aahhhh hehehe ohhh
Dita (2010-02-16 12:44:34)
Not like the entire thing wasn't hilarious but in the last exchange when he suggests the grill and then offers to throw in a couch, I just completely lost my shit. Like, ugly uncontrollable laughing. Thank you, it was priceless.
COCK (2010-02-15 12:38:46)
COCK
Chris Breezy (2010-02-14 21:42:13)
WTF This shit was too funny!
dicko (2010-02-14 16:50:30)
ahahahaha fucking win
would you want a grill Im selling then?
fucking priceless!
caps (2010-02-14 12:02:45)
mexican or a computer programmer probably mexican lol
wrists (2010-02-12 23:23:17)
oh, I haven't laughed so hard in years
anonymous (2010-02-12 22:44:55)
He did caps cuz he was mexican
anonymous (2010-02-12 07:02:04)
WHATS WITH THE CAPS?
Boner Soup (2010-02-11 16:23:55)
This was so hilarious that I shot my grandfather who was sleeping on the couch just to see him shit himself! And you know what? He did!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Iyas Dude (2010-02-11 12:23:25)
WHOAA!! HA
Appreciator. (2010-02-10 22:40:48)
Juan's typing in all caps makes it so much funnier, like he's yelling out loud when he says "THAT COUCH IS FUCKED" and "I DONT WANT YOUR USELESS SHIT GUY!!!!"
ha (2010-02-10 14:14:40)
This was excellent.
"It kind of smells like a barbecue, which is great if you love barbecues"
Gaby (2010-01-29 03:20:55)
I would LOVE a couch that smells like BBQ.
Talk about aromatherapy.
Jessica (2010-01-27 23:25:25)
HULarious!
William (2010-01-26 17:33:01)
I'll throw in a couch for free hahahaha
Brooklyn (2010-01-24 22:51:32)
Bahahaha awesome.
Mar (2010-01-22 15:14:36)
geeze, i'm dying this is so freakin' hilarious!
Marco (2010-01-22 14:55:54)
I can't remember the last time I laughed so much! Definatly the best one yet!
"I'll throw in a couch for free." Awesome line!
Grandpa (2010-01-21 04:05:11)
GIMME MY COUCH BACK!
Anon (2010-01-20 11:17:39)
I literally had to bite all of my fingers to stop myself from laughing and waking everybody up. Now my fingers all hurt. This is the funnyest thing I've read in a while.
Jake (2010-01-12 06:03:21)
I cried so hard, funnyest one yet. I am telling EVERYONE i know this site
Travis (2010-01-12 00:25:22)
YOUR COUCH IS FUCKED
t dawg (2010-01-11 01:17:55)
yo this is some funny shit!
anonymous (2010-01-10 02:09:57)
Oh god I laughed so hard... I've gotta get something to drink for my throat
"and for you, I'll throw in a couch for free."
Heh (2009-12-30 13:23:06)
Very nice.
andy (2009-12-30 06:57:19)
i laughed sooo hard at this. its the funniest one i have read so far
T (2009-12-30 00:53:33)
Omg!! Halarious! Good grins b4 going 2 sleep!!!
dr big cock (2009-12-26 04:51:08)
WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE DIS?
fucking douchebag
diksuk (2009-12-26 00:53:11)
hahahhaaha
*Still*Laughing (2009-12-24 14:33:55)
i laugh every time i read this!
grngrl (2009-12-24 13:37:36)
OMG... so freaking funny!
Hahaha (2009-12-22 17:25:49)
LMFAO whats with the fucking caps lock
PiE (2009-12-21 21:19:51)
ur chouch has urine ... ... ewww
anonymous (2009-12-18 10:46:14)
dammit just read the comments, someone beat me to it =[
anonymous (2009-12-18 10:44:24)
I'm not your guy, buddy!
lool (2009-12-18 04:01:00)
i wonder where this guy creeps so i can post an ad that he'll respond to so that i can pull his shit on him, that would be giggles.
emma (2009-12-12 21:15:22)
is the couch still available?
Rezablade (2009-12-12 04:18:18)
HAHAHA!! fuck dude 400 bucks for the grill! this shit gets better and better every time
aguy (2009-12-11 16:49:43)
omg i cant stop laughing. that last part LOL
Had to comment (2009-12-08 19:36:52)
"and for you I will throw in the couch for free" this was a great line. Very strong ending. *still smiling*
Dr. VanNostran (2009-12-07 23:57:38)
I peed my pants a little after reading this - LMFAO
daevablacc (2009-12-06 23:35:54)
OMGs! I was laughing so hard I was crying. Tears were literally running down my face and off my chin. And I read it at work, lol!
lol (2009-12-04 20:00:52)
the grill email made me almost pass out from laughter
Mickey (2009-12-04 03:09:15)
funny
Ashley (2009-12-03 17:59:38)
That's fucking jokes!
dd (2009-12-01 14:05:36)
holyshit!!!thats f ing funny
anonymous (2009-11-30 22:34:16)
By far the best one
Seppo (2009-11-30 12:21:01)
Holy $hit I think I just defecated myself from laughing so hard. Great man, now I have a brown office chair. Who wants it? Free for the taking...
Rachel (2009-11-29 12:04:10)
This website makes me look soooo crazy at work. I LOVE IT!
JUAN (2009-11-28 20:33:45)
FINE!!!! I WILL TAKE THE FUCKED UP COUCH, BUT I WANT THE GRILL TOO.
aaron philly (2009-11-27 01:06:32)
the best part is that you say someone died on it and he still wants it. license to go to extremes. Well played. and don't put words in my mouth.
:) (2009-11-22 02:55:16)
hahaha "and for you, I'll throw in a couch for free."
Axel (2009-11-20 15:29:14)
dude this should be in your TOP RATED LIST haha "my grandfather shot at the grill when he was drunk" i laugh out loud right there
Kat (2009-11-20 10:48:58)
I just laughed for two straight minutes. Absolutely priceless!
Horny (2009-11-17 23:51:21)
I'm horny
Jonathan Dykens (2009-11-16 14:01:25)
LMFAO
cekci (2009-11-15 21:16:38)
IF I WANTED TO SMELL BBQ I WOULD BUY A FUCKING GRILL
IWANTYOURCOUCH (2009-11-15 01:27:05)
MY CAPS LOCK IS ALWAYS ON.... RAWR
ASHAHHA (2009-11-14 11:05:02)
and for you, I'll throw in a couch for free.
Yy (2009-11-13 22:15:34)
THAT COUCH IS FUCKED!!
Yy (2009-11-13 22:10:53)
THAT COUCH IS FUCKED!!
anonymous (2009-11-12 12:54:59)
I'm not your pal, chum
Soiled (2009-11-11 18:55:35)
Would you like the grill then?
tard (2009-11-11 10:33:55)
Im not your buddy, pal
anonymous (2009-11-11 01:01:03)
i'm not your friend, buddy
anonymous (2009-11-10 20:22:14)
I'm not your guy, friend!
bobbby wu (2009-11-10 08:29:06)
very good i like this slot.
very good i like.
i want more i want sl
J (2009-11-08 14:40:15)
I'm asking $400 for it, and for you, I'll throw in a couch for free.
hahaha that is awesome
Loopy (2009-11-07 23:39:25)
my dad's wondering what i'm laughing so hard at
Me...Duh (2009-11-06 11:13:23)
Hey. That's sounds like a sweet ass couch. Can I have it?
anonymous (2009-11-06 10:47:38)
There are alot of angry people in my home right now, I just woke them all laughing at this
Heath (2009-11-06 09:53:34)
That was funny and well worth the read.
anonymous (2009-11-06 02:44:47)
oh man, this is the best yet
HAHAHAHAhaha (2009-11-04 23:25:40)
hahaha ill throw in a free couch
bobusmc10 (2009-11-03 22:11:26)
oh my god i almost shit my pants
LOL (2009-11-01 21:30:27)
how did my dad find this fucking amazing site??? love you daddy
anonymous (2009-11-01 20:11:47)
fucking hilarious
Steve 3p Bilznitch (2009-10-30 19:43:57)
i'm thrilled that you've made it your mission to USE people. brilliant stuff!!
j.f (2009-10-30 10:45:32)
cried, while pissing myself. thanks
Roger (2009-10-30 08:47:07)
Definitely my favourite! Literally crying with laughter!
Oh wow (2009-10-29 23:38:16)
Best. Shit. Ever.
LAWL (2009-10-29 01:08:10)
THAT COUCH IS FUCKED!!! ROFL +2. I was hoping Juan would throw in a "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA!!" what a letdown. haha
Covertghost (2009-10-27 09:23:23)
I like juan :)
dicky (2009-10-27 08:35:59)
fucking awesome :D
GoldenBug (2009-10-25 21:41:05)
funnny!!! rofl!rofl! tho ew, ya.. who would want a couch that someone died on ^-^
Spapal (2009-10-24 16:54:29)
Holy SHIT! I am honestly crying with laughter! Amazing!
Rminduh (2009-10-22 01:16:18)
lol
god i love a good endorphin release
keep this shit up till your a hundrednseven
LMS (2009-10-22 00:19:29)
Oh shit, I really haven't laughed so hard in ages. Thanks.
jojo (2009-10-21 21:15:11)
im crying because im laughing so hard
Unknown (2009-10-21 12:17:33)
thats effin hilarious
Tiger (2009-10-16 11:00:43)
Dude, I laughed so fucking hard I nearly shit myself! Good thing my couch is brown.
Phrozt (2009-10-16 09:55:05)
I think the victim won this one lol.
If he didn't type in all caps it would have been so much better.
Name (2009-10-15 18:10:53)
Comments
DMFIII (2009-10-13 21:54:32)
You are brilliant, funny and very very cool.
Earl (2009-10-13 16:59:36)
OMG! YES, I love this site
Muscort (2009-10-13 00:37:21)
You kill me!
Delmor (2009-10-12 15:01:18)
KABOOM baby! whipe that shit clean of:p
Doh32456 (2009-10-11 11:49:28)
Caps lock is cruise control for cool.
lol (2009-10-11 00:41:59)
IF YOU TOLD ME UP FRONT THAT SOME ONE DIED AND SHIT ALL OVER YUOR COUCH THAN I WOULNT HAVE WASTED ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME!!
lmfao!
Scott. (2009-10-09 22:52:17)
That was good. You should have also offered Juan Jeffery Dahmers freezer.
carniver (2009-10-09 17:58:50)
this ones pretty good, keep it up!!
SiCCnESS (2009-10-08 04:45:42)
"Would you be interested in the grill I am selling then? I'll throw in a couch for free."
F**K this site is killing me... I've woke my wife up about 5 times already from laughing
laughtilupee (2009-10-08 02:13:28)
This site makes me laugh out loud for real. I love it!
Concerned Citizen (2009-10-07 22:26:29)
can someone please tell me how to find a website about dogs? more specifically dogs who shit white poo?
JUAN (2009-10-07 15:04:29)
CHECK THIS OUT GUYS I'M MAKING FUN OF THE FACT THAT JUAN WRITES IN CAPS BY WRITING IN CAPS. OH MY REAL NAME IS NOT JUAN EITHER. ISN'T THAT CLEVER?
deadponies (2009-10-07 10:09:48)
this site is rad. does anyone know if there is an rss feed for it?
anonymous (2009-10-07 02:48:25)
I love how you accused him of wasting YOUR time
dumcan (2009-10-06 23:09:19)
but why was his digital camera in the garbage disposal?
anonymous (2009-10-06 14:11:21)
BUT THEN WHO IS GRAMPA
jazzy (2009-10-05 19:43:37)
this was funny but the horse glue is funnier.
Eric (2009-10-05 17:27:52)
APPARENTLY JUAN'S CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK seriously what kind of grown man types in all caps I can understand for the ad if you wanted it to get attention but why in the e-mails afterward?
DatMyQb (2009-10-04 13:35:13)
This was really freaking funny. I was almost crying from laughing.
someone (2009-10-03 16:26:47)
IF I WANTED TO SMELL BBQ I WOULD BUY A FUCKING GRILL..... Would you be interested in the grill I am selling then?
- Never laughed so hard before!!
zebra (2009-10-02 14:10:03)
Anyone who types in all caps deserves this. :)
Dr. Phil (2009-10-01 11:23:46)
I must be heard!
@dogzilla (2009-10-01 11:03:09)
Paypal him the money. Do it.
avery (2009-10-01 10:43:51)
just because everyone types similarly does not mean that these are fake. more than likely anyone that could type well wouldn't fall for this/stop replying when they realized what was happening.
dogzilla (2009-10-01 09:52:00)
LMAO You are too fucken funny!! Hell....If I had your number, I'd send you some money!
rollaj (2009-10-01 09:21:46)
Fuck your couch niggggaaaa...... I'm rick james, bitch.....
@ last e-mail (2009-10-01 08:16:23)
No it shouldn't have been that. Can you say "unfunny"? Keep your day job, McTurd.
last e-mail (2009-10-01 03:44:40)
nah, it shouldve been "my name's mike by the way, not guy. and give me a call if you change your mind"
last e-mail (2009-10-01 03:44:00)
nah, it shouldve been "my name's mike by the way, not guy. and give me a call if you change your mind"
oaktown (2009-10-01 01:39:50)
Can I use this as a pyschology test?
Jessy (2009-10-01 00:36:36)
Absolutely hilarious!!
Interested (2009-09-30 23:29:16)
Is the couch still available?
Phillip (2009-09-30 23:07:34)
I'm not your guy, friend!
D U N C A N (2009-09-30 20:54:00)
Why are you out to get me? I love you.
Friend of Mike (2009-09-30 20:52:53)
This was good. Yeah.
Juan (2009-09-30 20:45:18)
Sucks big time.
JUAN (2009-09-30 19:16:55)
I CHANGED MY MIND ILL TAKE THE COUCH NOW AND THE GRILL
chop socky (2009-09-30 17:20:32)
mo funny den a knucka sammich
juan pablo (2009-09-30 17:20:02)
this post is by far the worst one yet. writer's block?
vgm you suck (2009-09-30 17:12:52)
vgm: your idea isn't funny at all. Keep your day job, you unfunny dick.
House (2009-09-30 11:30:40)
Very nice man. Are you really half-drunk when you do these?
Heather (2009-09-30 11:28:56)
Holy crap, I almost started crying from laughing so hard. Grandfather shot at the grill when he was drunk...
Best (2009-09-30 10:58:49)
Kudos for jumping on the comment about the grill and offering to sell him a grill. This is one of the best ones you've done lately. I hope you'll update more... we love your funny.
vgm (2009-09-30 09:34:54)
right, you could have taken the "20 minutes distance" and then say you were from Canada or something. then you would say that he could be there in 20 minutes but he would have to take a ride on a private airplane.
anonymous (2009-09-30 02:11:01)
Is the BBQ grill still up for grabs then?
Wtf (2009-09-29 22:16:21)
Who keeps deleting my goddam comments?
GjK (2009-09-29 21:34:47)
Lmao
Beau Nuss (2009-09-29 19:34:42)
This website is a new form of art. To the owner of this site, whoever you are, I salute you for your creativity and humor. On your Mom's face...my anus.
Billy (2009-09-29 18:24:27)
I love the adverts in the sidebar asking me if I want "urine odour remover" XD "Removes Urine Stains & kills Urine Odour, Buy Online Today!"
Paco C (2009-09-29 17:59:55)
I think my favorite part about a lot of these is how dickish some of the people are when they respond. No where is the standard "I'm sorry to hear about your grandfather"
No manners. No standard response to death.
MOAR (2009-09-29 17:21:48)
POST MOAR PLZ. ONCE A WEEK ISNT ENUF
lilvanilla (2009-09-29 16:52:22)
love this..makes my day n keeps me laughing..u are great..keep em comin ...please
anonymous (2009-09-29 15:58:21)
Every post on this site makes my day!
nfroggy (2009-09-29 14:59:19)
Nice..very funny!
GGirl (2009-09-29 14:18:57)
you are 15 kinds of brilliant.
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Derb (2009-09-29 09:53:39)
One missed opportunity was when he asked how big it was, you could have said "that's what she said" Juan would have never got it. Maybe a line or two in spanish as well, great stuff
Fwend (2009-09-29 09:52:16)
I'M NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY!
RhythmDen2K (2009-09-29 09:36:53)
I SAID I DON'T WANT YOUR COUCH!
Huni (2009-09-29 09:07:05)
Dude, can you please start making merch????!!!!
Donuts (2009-09-29 08:27:18)
I get it. He wants a haul away a couch that someone wants to throw out anyway, but he doesn't want one with blood and feces all over it.
Bargan Huntah (2009-09-29 06:58:22)
Is the couch still available? If so, do you have any PICS?
Duggy (2009-09-29 04:56:27)
MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN, IM HAVING TO HOLD SHIFT TO DO THIS
thejackyl (2009-09-29 04:55:07)
Man, I really hate people who type in all caps.
Juan won one (2009-09-29 02:20:55)
I won a brand new couch
jamsizzle (2009-09-29 01:00:46)
how da fuck ya camera get in the garbage disposal! dam idiot!! lmao!
Your mother (2009-09-28 23:25:09)
I love the bit about he broke his camera because he didn't realize it was in the disposal.
Kathy Kathy Kathy (2009-09-28 21:50:10)
I can't find my grandpa.
Cryo (2009-09-28 19:57:15)
Why would he spell in all caps?...
beep (2009-09-28 18:05:20)
+10 internets to you good sir!
tinkerbellbuttlover (2009-09-28 17:48:18)
I'd love to pay homage to tinkerbells ass. You dont need him, take meeeeeeee!
Taylor (2009-09-28 17:47:59)
I love the post on this site, but i haver to say, the comments here usually suck. The only person who was once funny was Duncan, and now so many people try to dick ride his comments that even he is no longer funny.
David James (2009-09-28 17:39:05)
Shoulda kept the phone number thing going throughout the whole thing...but I fully enjoyed this one!
revelation (2009-09-28 17:12:10)
juan spells just as well as amy
zz (2009-09-28 17:12:04)
dude you made my day! just keep 'em comin. you're effin brilliant
DEAR JAY (2009-09-28 17:09:02)
wELCOME TO THE INTERNET
anonymous (2009-09-28 16:39:30)
Great if you love barbecues XD best part!
Jay - Truth Speaker (2009-09-28 16:35:51)
Jay I checked the last post and if proved u wrong. I gotta beleive these are not fake.
Jay (2009-09-28 15:24:32)
They either type in all caps or they don't capitalize the first letter of sentences... seems a bit suspicious to me.
Jay (2009-09-28 15:23:23)
While I find these funny, I have to believe they are all fake. Has anyone noticed that the respondents always type in different way and have poor grammar/spelling? I believe this is a way to make it seem as if it's someone else writing it. They either
JD Salesn (2009-09-28 14:50:55)
Best one yet, keep up the great work!! MROE!
schlomo (2009-09-28 14:13:13)
Stop!!! My ribs hurt from laughing!!!
Bossier (2009-09-28 13:28:42)
Fuckin Brilliant
juan (2009-09-28 12:57:29)
FUCK ALL OF YOU. I DO NOT WANT HIS USELESS SHIT!
Vivatar AF (2009-09-28 10:57:33)
I don't have any pictures because my camera is broken (I didn't realize it was in the garbage disposal when I turned on the switch.)
EASILY THE FUNNIEST PART
Tom (2009-09-28 10:53:25)
This is A&S roofing.
Judge Cred (2009-09-28 10:45:21)
This is officially the funniest site on the INTERWEB
your manager (2009-09-28 09:55:32)
Owner of this site: get sponsors, start selling merchandise, and update every week day. You will make money.
sgt partlow (2009-09-28 09:46:17)
this site is the best, maybe one of the best on the internet, but there is 1 huge problem. there is not enough of it. i need more posts! keep it coming
addpoweredbygoogle (2009-09-28 09:25:18)
thats great.... i love that the add was for couch cleaning.... i was dying this shit is funny
Daan Khan (2009-09-28 09:13:32)
Oh I get it! He wants a couch but the couch you're trying to give away is gross but you keep trying to get him to take it anyway! HA, that's wacky! LOL.
sofa king we todd ed (2009-09-28 09:03:24)
Duncan, we all hate you
sofa, so good (2009-09-28 08:39:18)
The entire couch theme, along with ekements of death, blood, and excreta, impelled me to comment.
anonymous (2009-09-28 08:28:14)
should have told him he would have thrown in a keyboard cause his caps key is obviously broken
JUAN (2009-09-28 06:00:16)
HEY IF I TYPE IN CAPS I BET THAT MAKES WHAT IM SAYING EASIER TO READ. EVERYONE WINS
LucKer (2009-09-28 04:51:14)
any chance put RSS in this site?
Rickety Cricket (2009-09-28 03:51:39)
Add RSS to your site, please. I check it daily for new posts but it would be so much easier to get updates via RSS.
anonymous (2009-09-28 02:45:03)
i find it hilar that juan always typed in caps.
WChumor (2009-09-28 01:29:16)
I seriously pee'd my bed I laughed so hard !!!! I think I'll have to donate to your cause !!!! But u owe me a bed !!!
truedat (2009-09-28 00:55:18)
When I was in college, I had no money. I got a tip that a friend's uncle had died and they were cleaning out the house. I went and picked it up. Thereafter, we always called it "the dead man's couch."
Captain (2009-09-28 00:21:12)
I need more!! Hilarious!
Captain (2009-09-28 00:21:03)
I need more!! Hilarious!
Hoolydooly (2009-09-27 23:06:31)
This one had me in stitches man. Great wrap up offering to throw in a free couch with the grill. Haha.
Jennifer (2009-09-27 22:51:30)
I love this site! I constantly check the site for updates. You should post more often and make some money off this thing with some ads. Great site!
Dennis (2009-09-27 22:43:04)
Awesome as always. More updates please. I check the site daily.
RSS_Master (2009-09-27 22:22:21)
I set up an RSS for this site, but the turd owner keeps deleting when I post the link to the feed.
anonymous (2009-09-27 21:52:30)
whatever you are doing dude...you are wasting your time! keep your night time job! this shit is genius! you are the funniest shit in america!
Mark (2009-09-27 21:34:53)
Juan's missing out on a great deal.
tinkerbell (2009-09-27 20:26:31)
internet sucked up 'whores'
tinkerbell (2009-09-27 20:25:11)
oh wow. ok, i know, you hear that several times a day: omg i want to have your babies.. bla bla. but - wow, cant imagine sth more sexy than being fckd by such an asshole like you. realy.. all of that crapy phantasy. your mind is like disneyland for crazy
megan (2009-09-27 20:12:25)
this one is good! I love how people respond to you. almost as good as the other free couch ad.
ARQUIMEDEZ POZO (2009-09-27 19:19:15)
I WANT YOUR COUCH. WILL YOU THROW IN INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO MAKE MY KEYBOARD NOT TYPE IN CAPS?
Bobby (2009-09-27 17:56:10)
I will donate you $150 if you either set up an 'email rss' subscription or commit to posting say twice a week for example. Love this site. I'm serious about the donation btw. :)
Zaid (2009-09-27 17:25:19)
You need to post more often man. You are hilarious and i check this site more often than facebook. im in grad school right now and my life is pretty awful. i need more than one post a week. i will send you money when i start seeing more posts.
Mike (2009-09-27 17:08:08)
Why is this posted on 9-25-09, yet the first comment is on the 27th? I think he fibbed about the actual date.
loolh (2009-09-27 17:07:19)
hahahsasdfasdvasdv
rain (2009-09-27 17:04:11)
LMAO Best one ever!
PKJ (2009-09-27 17:03:38)
"and for you, I'll throw in a couch for free"
made my day
bhear (2009-09-27 16:42:04)
lovley, BIG UP for u man! keep them coming.. :)
Noob (2009-09-27 16:41:17)
This isnt the way you should treat someone on the internet.
John (2009-09-27 16:31:26)
HAhah really funny one.
skywalker (2009-09-27 16:29:46)
mike's last sentence is great haha, overall this one is above average :) i like it
Kirk (2009-09-27 16:02:17)
I love that all the google ads down the side are for stain removal! (When I look at it anyway...)
nonayurbuzness (2009-09-27 16:00:21)
Funny shit
jaykins (2009-09-27 15:56:40)
IF I WANTED TO SMELL BBQ I WOULD BUY A FUCKING GRILL
maaannnnnnn
Hudson (2009-09-27 15:44:40)
I like the part about throwing in the couch for free if he buys the BBQ. Very, Very funny!
Miguel (2009-09-27 15:43:57)
Im about to get fired LOL I;m cracking up sooo lound. This is amazingly witty.
FRANK GARRETT (2009-09-27 15:41:52)
Ignant bashterd yew
Duncan (2009-09-27 15:39:23)
Who would want a couch that someone died on, lol.
john (2009-09-27 15:06:56)
pretty funny and the guy is a goober
Mike (2009-09-27 15:01:38)
You are the man! I can't stop laughing.
Bealsibar (2009-09-27 14:58:33)
ROFLMAO.
Ravelock (2009-09-27 14:47:36)
You should have sent one last e-mail: My name's Mike, not GUY.
capt. awesome (2009-09-27 14:46:42)
hhahahhahahahha awesome
Limp wrist (2009-09-27 14:43:26)
Tee hee! This delivers the funny.
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