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Christmas Dinner

Posted at: 2009-12-06 12:21:18

Original ad:
we need profesional catering for our christmas day dinner party. must have experence catering. SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY

From Me to ************@*********.org:

Hello,

I am writing in response to your ad looking for a caterer for your Christmas dinner party. I am a freelance chef with a lot of catering experience. I was the top chef at the world renowned Restauran de Bon Foodeux for over five years. If you are still looking for a caterer, let me know.

Thanks,

Michael

From Brian ******* to Me:

michael thank you for responding. what are your rates? we are expeting about twenty people at are dinner party so will need enough food for all of them. can you supply the food and we reembirse you? also do you have a menu of mealss you cook for us to choose from?

From Me to Brian *******:

Brian,

Supplying the food will not be a problem. I have a wide variety of exquisite dishes for you to choose from, which I will list below. My rates are per person and it depends on the meal, but generally ranges from $20-$40 per person. Here are the meals I typically offer:

La Nouille du Triomphe
A meal of pure bliss and flavor - a delicious plate of ramen noodles boiled in the purest of water. Noodles can be flavored with either chicken or beef seasoning.

Le Repas du Fromage Dйlicieux
A mouthwatering bowl of easy mac cooked to perfection in a microwave. Served with a side of peanut M&Ms.

Le Repas de la Faim de Grande Personne
A delectably and savory microwaved TV dinner. The dish comes with two pieces of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, freshly grown vegetables and a satisfying brownie that is heated to absolute perfection.

Le Sandwich Rouge
A truly phenominal sandwich consisting of ketchup spread over a carefully microwaved piece of bread, and then topped with another piece of bread. Comes with a side of mayonnaise for dipping.

Dessert

Le Plat du Lait et de la Cйrйale
A satisfying end to your meal, this dessert consists of a bowl of fruit loops served with either skim or 2% milk. Milk can be substituted with water for those on a diet.

La Pвtisserie Bourrйe
Individually wrapped twinkies that have been microwaved to sheer delight.

Let me know which meals you are interested in, and I can give you a quote on how much everything will cost.

Thank you,
Michael

From Brian ******* to Me:

what the fuck you actully cater that shit to people ? yea im gonna serve easy mac and twinkies for christmas dinner are you fuckin kidding me. my son in college could make that shit!

From Me to Brian *******:

Brian,

The twinkes aren't for everyone. I understand if you are on a diet, but for me, nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac. If you aren't interested in that meal, would you consider any of my other options? My personal favorite is Le Sandwich Rouge. That is also very affordable. For twenty people, it would probably cost you about $400.

Michael

From Brian ******* to Me:

cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich

From Me to Brian *******:

Brian,

I am personally offended that you are insulting my masterpiece meals. These are perfected family recipes that have been passed down for generations of chefs in my family. Cooking is my art, and for you to insult me without even trying my work is just plain rude.

Michael

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ROTFLMAO i'm in tears man..

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anonymous (2014-03-13 18:02:12)
GENIUS

anonymous (2014-02-20 20:35:08)
These are just fancy French nameS for crappy American food!

You (2014-02-09 10:09:26)
Whether or not you are writing the emails and the replies, this shit is comedic gold and I really think you should be finding a way to continue this idea, or at least get yourself on a stage. You're a god damned genius, John. Thank you.

3rd critic (2014-02-05 11:53:18)
I agree with 2nd critic that it's made up. However, it's still pretty funny.

MagilaGorilla (2014-01-17 15:48:50)
I laughed so hard I couldn't breath. Then I started passing out and I was afraid I might die or something, so I stopped reading, but I still kept laughing. You ar dangerous man.

Scott (2013-11-12 19:10:43)
I have not laughed that hard in a while. Good stuff!

Tim (2013-11-07 19:13:24)
I suck fat ones.

Tim (2013-11-01 22:27:52)
Wait..I take that back, I feel like a douchebag for saying that now :/

Tim (2013-10-28 13:31:17)
Every person he contacts responds to him in similar language. I've never seen so many people use the word retard. I think he is editing these repsonses.

lex (2013-10-24 14:40:42)
Oh god as a french person I laughed so hard at the dishes names.

puhmonster (2013-10-19 16:36:49)
I tried Le Sandwich. It was pretty good

Rose (2013-09-11 04:05:12)
Lmao. So flippen funny! Thanks for the laugh

Le Ember (2013-08-29 02:27:30)
OMG I think I love you! Let's make babies! I'm 48 next week, so we need to get started right away, okay? BTW, I'm a dude. Hope that's not a prob.

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when i feel like I am having a shitty day. I read these! Usually happens while I am at work hating life! lol

justme (2013-08-06 13:45:05)
hahahahahaha dude oh my gosh.. this guy is hilarious xD I could read these forever

ab (2013-06-30 02:39:18)
this is the greatest website ever.

AGCB (2013-06-28 18:25:38)
Too funny. 'Le sandwiche rouge'!!

mohammed (2013-06-06 16:56:58)
a delicious plate of ramen noodles boiled in the purest of water. I died....ROFLMAO

kory (2013-06-03 03:07:35)
omg the ketchup sandwich had me in tears

Peenus The War Hero (2013-06-02 11:31:26)
Oh god now I'm hungry.

Tadashi (2013-05-26 02:57:40)
I'm going to start using fancy French names for simple shit. :oD

IAF (2013-05-02 16:24:52)
Cryin laughin. God damn gross ass ketchup sanwich

K (2013-04-15 00:50:01)
I cried.

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Thank you for this website its hilarious!!

@2nd critic (2013-03-18 17:08:43)
How about you go fuck yourself? Nobody gives a flying shit whether you think this is legit or not.

Batman (2013-02-24 06:41:26)
Laughing my ass off.

Goff (2013-02-22 21:20:32)
perfected family recipes that have been passed down for generations..." Bahahahahhahaa

2nd critic (2013-02-17 04:06:55)
He's obviously writing all the emails. No one accidentally puts 2 "ss" at the end of a word. And the victim's replies dont psychologically make sense either

Jjonas (2013-02-13 04:09:03)
You are one funny ass motherfucker, I'd breed with you but there already is to many retards on the planet. That and two guys can't make each other pregnant.

anonymous (2013-02-06 22:55:59)
This is the funniest fucking website I have ever seen! Freaking brilliant!

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Hahahaha, canґt stop laughung. Love it.

French man (2013-01-28 10:55:34)
Lol @"Restauran de Bon Foodeux", restaurant of good food hahahaha

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Mmmm peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches drive me crazzzzyyuuuuy

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Literally laughed the entire way, thank you.

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I couldn't stop laughing! Your website is the reason I no longer eat at the computer. My screen doesn't clean well.

petiesrevenge (2012-12-08 11:04:03)
Oh effing god!!!!! That one hurt. How would anyone take this one to heart? Sad part this person really thought this guy was real. I wouldve laughed it off and thanked him for the laugh. People dont know how to take a joke anymore.

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Never stop this.... I have tears from laughing and this is an excellent beginning of the day.

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read this on 11/20/2012... hostess is in bankruptcy... i will take your twinkie services please

lol (2012-11-16 18:38:56)
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If only this guy had taken the offer.

tim (2012-10-03 23:22:46)
Crying....with a side of peanut m&m's

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Freya (2012-09-12 11:47:07)
"Restauran de Bon Foodeux" seems legit ...

just a guy (2012-09-07 20:27:05)
I have laughed so hard at these that I choked. this is pure creative genius. I want more!

josh (2012-08-30 16:14:12)
anyone else annoyed with how shitty a speller Brian is?

No (2012-08-21 11:38:35)
Critic below me, get your proof out, or GTFO yourself

Critic (2012-08-18 08:54:22)
Just stupid really. Pretty obvious you are the author of all e-mails and this wasn't a genuine correspondence. Are you 12 yet?

Flaher (2012-08-08 19:46:09)
Dude if youll do a comedy show it will be broadcasted on every state..ive never last so hard,SRSLY. HAHAHAHAHA :]

French (2012-08-08 08:07:55)
The Restauran seems legit enough, on what grounds does this Brian guy question such meals as those for a hungry fat man?

Matt (2012-08-06 22:27:27)
I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I have reading these. You, sir, are a comedian of the highest caliber. Thank you for these!

. (2012-07-24 19:23:40)
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Jane (2012-07-24 03:33:04)
I can't believe you used actual French! Awesome. "The meal of delicious cheese" indeed.

LOLOLOL (2012-07-22 04:47:08)
"cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

asdg (2012-07-21 02:13:12)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING. "SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY" LOLOLOL! LOVE THE MENU! XD

someone (2012-07-18 23:20:38)
Where do you get these ads?

Dildo (2012-07-08 15:51:56)
@jon (2012-06-21 05:14:25) Looks like you need reading comprehension lessons badly. That's not what TECHn9cian said at all.

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W w w. freestuff4u . C o m

Sean (2012-07-05 00:56:56)
What

Sean (2012-07-05 00:56:36)
The

Sean (2012-07-05 00:56:19)
Fuck

jon (2012-06-21 05:14:25)
@TECHn9cian so you dont have any friends to share this with so you go to yahoo answers to share it? and not even in a comment but you made the first post? that's really sad and pathetic, I thought you at least replied to someone's question with th

Jon (2012-06-21 05:12:40)
my face is hurting from laughing so much, my stomach too, I knew it was going to be funny but when I read the names and the descriptions I lost it, it made me laugh so much it hurts, oh my god this is so hilarious

Matt from Brooklyn (2012-06-20 19:32:46)
Michaely my man u are a genius

brogrammer (2012-06-19 13:17:04)
This shit is the best, never stop making them.

mehdi (2012-06-15 09:45:38)
I am french and i FUCKING LAUGHED MY ASS OFF !!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you're a genius !

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good old college-style catering. lived off that shit for 3 years

TECHn9cian (2012-06-04 20:35:13)
Copy Restauran de Bon Foodeux into Google and click the Yahoo! Answers link! ahhahaha

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Really Stephanie? (2012-05-17 11:11:01)
@Stephanie Why don't you learn how to use a computer?

Hadassa Romeus (2012-05-12 03:21:06)
LMAOOOOO... I can't stop laughing.. This is amazing..

joe (2012-05-07 00:47:59)
Those actually sound a lot better then they at. During laughing the whole time!

CrackingUp (2012-05-06 21:39:33)
" Restauran de Bon Foodeux " Restaurant the good food? xD

DICK (2012-05-03 02:18:48)
holy shit, I lost it at "cut the bullshit fancy french names"

Nathan (2012-04-29 08:33:41)
i lost it at SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY

Za (2012-04-28 11:54:13)
I just found new means to aid my already severe procrastination. XD

jonny willikers (2012-04-21 01:59:44)
my face and sides hurt from laughing so much. why arent there more people this awesome out there?

Annie (2012-04-08 18:55:10)
@Stephanie, just copy and paste the link onto your status.

Angelo (2012-04-03 22:39:37)
oh shit, this is fucking hilarious.

Mike (2012-03-31 14:55:33)
@Stephanie - I simply don't like Facebook.

Charlene (2012-03-27 08:40:36)
LOL Le Sandwich Rouge A truly phenominal sandwich consisting of ketchup spread over a carefully microwaved piece of bread, and then topped with another piece of bread. Comes with a side of mayonnaise for dipping.

Stephanie (2012-03-23 07:31:07)
why dont you have a facebook share button???? :(

Jay (2012-03-17 22:31:53)
Ha. La Nouille du Triomphe: Triumph of the noodle.

omar (2012-03-07 03:12:39)
omg, those french fancy names are fkn hilarious, omg my fkn head xD

Morgan (2012-03-04 18:13:36)
It's funny how he says "My son in college can make that shit" when I'm 12 and I can make all those dishes too. xD

putain hilarant! (2012-03-04 18:05:56)
I'm french and these names are freaking hilarious! seriously just go to a translate engine i'm not just gonna tell you them XD

Trollface (2012-02-29 14:09:47)
Omg omg omg this is hilarious!! _O-

dead baby (2012-02-24 16:55:02)
i would love Le Sandwich Rouge with a delicious twinky

Peter (2012-02-16 22:37:57)
You know the guy you sent this to asked if it was good on yahoo questions and your email is on it :D

Maggie (2012-02-12 20:14:52)
HAHAHAHA

Peter (2012-02-07 20:07:25)
i'm laughing so loud and my folks are sleeping..they're gonna kill me!!!

yo (2012-02-06 12:12:09)
god damn i read this in my quite office and can't keep it together. im crying and choking bc im laughing so hard

emel will (2012-01-30 15:01:54)
"Ramen Noodles boiled in the purest of water"....i lost it after that havent even finished reading the rest yet.....omfg HE-LARIOUS!!

Fer Realz? (2012-01-27 14:39:35)
People=Dumbasses

Wynd (2012-01-22 18:56:19)
OMFG I laughed so hard I started crying....

Anonymous (2012-01-17 15:51:08)
ketchup sandwiches are awesome, this bitch is a hater :/

Kweefy (2012-01-17 15:41:22)
Dude, I'm fucking dying at work reading these.. This is by far one of my favorites.

Trolllord (2011-12-31 22:59:29)
OMG those french names are actually pure shit... "The Red Sandwich", "The Dish of the Noodle of Triumph" "The Dish of Milk and Cereal"... Sir, that makes it just fucking more hilarious.

Jaz (2011-12-22 17:10:40)
haha just call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sandwich

xD (2011-12-13 01:47:46)
can't fucking stop laughing! Keep it going man, you're the best!

Johnny Eyeball (2011-12-10 22:50:33)
@bliss: Bliss is a word used for something that's really good, like saying something is heavenly or wonderful. Bliss is also used interchangably with peace. Either context is irrelevant to type of food.

Isaac (2011-12-10 02:52:34)
Cooking is a art

Joel (2011-12-06 12:37:10)
Can't stop laughing

Mathieu (2011-12-05 03:51:37)
Cette annonce m'a fait rire au plus haut point quej'aurais cru mourrir. Lаche-pas la patate le gros. Quand est-ce que tu vas sortir ton prochian livre sale pute de merde?

jeff binkowski (2011-11-28 20:56:13)
side of m&ms on the floor seriously

Papi M (2011-11-28 09:17:54)
When i "google translated" the french words into english i couldnt stop laughing man. "a delicious plate of ramen noodles boiled in the purest of water" ROTFLMAO

Chris (2011-11-26 10:52:46)
This was so funny, I had tears...thank you for that. Hilarious.

hack3r (2011-11-26 09:37:24)
hilarious :D

Dude (2011-11-24 21:17:06)
hilarious. i just woke someone up because i was laughing....lol

Unoman (2011-11-24 13:38:37)
Boiled in the purest of water hahahahahahahaha

Mat (2011-11-23 09:23:10)
Dude, you're just amazing ! (btw i'm french, so the french names made me laugh so hard :D) keep going on !

larry (2011-11-18 17:05:38)
Lmmfao at" what the fuck you actually cater that shit to people"

Trevor (2011-11-17 02:16:09)
Restaurant de Bon Foodeux " Restaurant of Good Food " lolllll

Terri (2011-11-16 08:44:09)
I love it!!! :-)

Wayne (2011-11-13 17:29:07)
Dude, you are a freakin' genius...I haven't laughed this hard in years. my stomach is hurting and I have tears in my eyes from all the laughter. I need more emails and much success in whatever you do in the future! You should be on Comedy Central!

me (2011-11-11 23:49:37)
I havent laughed so hard in over a year!!!! The best shit ever

hollywoodneena (2011-11-05 08:13:09)
OMG my roommate always eats La Nouille du Triomphe haha put he puts egg in it... what does that make it!

wuTu (2011-11-01 16:17:22)
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHa

bliss (2011-10-23 00:07:03)
La Nouille du Triomphe A meal of pure bliss and flavor - a delicious plate of ramen noodles boiled in the purest of water. Noodles can be flavored with either chicken or beef seasoning. i thought bliss food was sweet such as chocolate.. not salty

shit yeah! (2011-10-19 14:31:22)
so fucking good

Cory Hall (2011-10-18 20:59:15)
I'm allergic to peanuts, can I substitute plain M@Ms?

Nikki (2011-10-15 15:15:19)
I am offended and overwhelmed by the amount of typos in this idiot's responses. How does someone with such little knowledge of the English language make enough money to afford a catered Christmas dinner?

anonymous (2011-10-09 16:08:10)
Le sandwich Rogue. eheh.

me (2011-10-08 06:36:12)
at least this isnt too god damn fucking funny

vanetia (2011-10-07 11:59:18)
just realised i could micwave twinkies..never thought of that tx 4the idea..lol

OMG (2011-10-02 07:19:29)
I lost it at "easy mac with a side of M&Ms".

Mr. Dip (2011-09-30 21:22:04)
Restauran de Bon Foodeux . Sweet.

Tang Ina Mo!!! (2011-09-19 03:56:42)
A truly phenominal sandwich consisting of ketchup spread over a carefully microwaved piece of bread, and then topped with another piece of bread. Comes with a side of mayonnaise for dipping. - Bread on top of another bread... Haha!!!

Chris (2011-09-09 16:50:35)
Brian, the twinkies aren't for everyone..... Lol This shit is some hilarious shit

rotflmao (2011-09-08 19:51:41)
"cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich" oh man...i damn near died from laughin so hard

Shae (2011-09-08 01:17:19)
Made my day a bit better.

a80tracon (2011-09-06 15:11:47)
probably the best on the site.

The Coy (2011-09-06 01:24:37)
"a delicious plate of ramen noodles boiled in the PUREST OF WATER" LOL!!!!!!!!!!

paz (2011-09-05 01:00:56)
mayo sand is better

paz (2011-09-05 00:54:36)
nothing like good food and comedy during a hoiday, surviving family cheer.

Leo (2011-08-30 01:09:01)
Dude you are a comedy god

puker (2011-08-24 01:47:43)
thats what that food would do to me turn me imtoa puker

Beraccele (2011-08-15 21:57:49)
Por que no:)

EL_SiD (2011-08-11 01:34:02)
I'm sorry, but I could hardly read the rest of the menu cuz I was biting my knuckles trying not to lol at the first dish! Sweet tears of happiness, I thank you sir!

Team fortress 2 (2011-08-09 01:34:58)
I just keep imagining the spy's french voice saying "nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac."

Haha (2011-08-05 22:28:33)
I read this during church lol'd so loud I got in trouble , and i handed it to my friend , everyone was laughing. I'm going o hell :)

Haha (2011-08-05 22:26:24)
I read this during church lol'd so loud I got in trouble , and i handed it to my friend , everyone was laughing. I'm going o hell :)

JonBej (2011-08-03 04:41:54)
HOLY FUCK! the entirety of the internet is absolutely complete with this line: "nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac." Fucking Brilliant!

another french guy (2011-07-28 09:18:01)
Loving the fancy meal names x')

Dammit (2011-07-26 23:53:39)
I microwaved easymac half an hour ago and forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me!

anonymous (2011-07-26 01:36:24)
Would have loved to another reply from the guy. :D

MAGGIE (2011-07-19 17:53:47)
This guy so hilarious...loved reading his book...was finished with it in just a few hours..but I needed more so I came to this site! thumbs up all the way my friend...love your work, I have not laughed this much in a very long time...

Maxfeez (2011-07-18 00:45:28)
Flawless

@@Shamshir (2011-07-17 22:50:48)
Don't be a racist xenophobic asshat. Also, read the posts you are replying to -- French people do sometimes tend to say something along the lines of "Foodeux" when trying to say "Food" IN ENGLISH.

ScrotumForeskin (2011-07-17 02:01:19)
I think the "serious responses only" sealed his fate..

Moar (2011-07-16 08:55:11)
Freshly grown vegtables :))

tom (2011-07-15 04:15:55)
I could hardly finish!!!! My eyes are swollen from crying! This is one funny MF!

Un franзais (2011-07-14 15:22:47)
Restaurant (with a T) du bon foodeux? ahahahahah!! As a frenchie, i am accutaly laughing my ass off! Repas de la faim de l'adulte, c'est plus que brillant!!

Jace (2011-07-03 03:13:23)
Soda spurted out my nose when I read the menu. When I got to the Le Sandwich Rouge I bursted out laughing. Hilarious, anyone who doesn't find this funny needs to get a sense of humour.

Jenn (2011-06-29 17:07:24)
I would have hired him. Easy Mac never sounded so good! He should cater to college kids.

superbanana (2011-06-25 06:13:20)
that menu is hilarious!

VenomJBS (2011-06-22 00:44:16)
"Nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a Twinkie and some good easy mac " seriously just shat a kidney laughing so hard.

@Shamshir (2011-06-21 12:56:09)
Shamshir, get out of my country, you filthy sandnigger. "Food" is "nourriture". Kill yourself, Arab filth.

anonymous (2011-06-11 21:53:05)
"gross ass ketchup sandwich" What a bitch, ketchup sandwiches are delicious.

JB (2011-06-09 00:02:25)
Unreal ramen bolied in the purest of water hahaha

hahahah (2011-05-31 23:47:27)
a fucking ketchup sandwich ahahahah thats hilarious

Shamshir (2011-05-28 12:42:55)
"Foodeux" lol I live in France and that's how most Frenchies say food xD

Batpack (2011-05-26 07:33:44)
"Served with a side of peanut M&Ms" :)

mel (2011-05-25 15:31:01)
le sandwhich rouge, oh my god, haha!!

LazyPurple (2011-05-23 02:58:39)
I just drank a lot of water and my stomach hurts like hell after laughing so hard from this post

jen (2011-05-22 02:56:55)
lol! omg

fuckin'aye (2011-05-11 02:15:52)
holy shittt, this is the best stuff evarrr. i love this guy XD

lydia (2011-04-27 17:09:16)
oops, never mind. it is XD

lydia (2011-04-27 16:56:43)
this NEEDS to be in the top rated section

carrot (2011-04-22 07:59:43)
I seriously couldn't stop laughing when I read "Le Sandwich Rouge" XD

lфl (2011-04-14 12:53:34)
omfg how can someone actually pull shit like this out hahaha... fucking hilarious.. your the fucking god of trolling for real

st00flette (2011-04-11 05:14:21)
Nice Troll! XDD

anonymous (2011-04-10 03:39:05)
Eye <3 U

D (2011-04-08 03:33:34)
I haven't laughed and cried in a long time......literally ROFL

rancyd (2011-04-08 03:18:39)
this is so screwed! XD making me laugh at the office. XD they all lookin, haha

Belador (2011-04-05 16:13:00)
Mircrowaved twinkies. Yum. :)

Charles (2011-04-03 00:02:27)
To me this say's that the "chef" does not believe in Christ.

Braneman (2011-04-01 11:33:20)
now the correct response to this is to accept, tell him you'll pay in cash when he gets there and send him to the wrong address.

fail (2011-04-01 08:23:55)
youre getting desperate

LP (2011-03-31 20:53:49)
omg i havent laughed so hard in awhile! gaddamn gross ass ketchup sandwich

will (2011-03-31 18:14:57)
win here win there win win everywhere

Stephanie (2011-03-31 10:28:47)
"cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich" - lmao best reaction :)

Norway (2011-03-30 04:45:46)
Microwaved twinkies sound gross, dude. Seriously.

pfh (2011-03-29 20:25:21)
Omg I'm in tears from laughing so hard

anonymous (2011-03-28 12:39:54)
The birth of the flying spagetti monster should be celebrated with bologonese

;-) (2011-03-28 02:02:43)
What jesus?

joendey (2011-03-25 14:05:48)
I always celebrate the birth of Jesus with some easy mac and a twinkie!

you? (2011-03-24 08:04:34)
Le Sandwich Rouge is awesome!

hi (2011-03-23 14:15:01)
hi

Frank (2011-03-23 12:25:01)
Laughed my ass off.

Holy LOLShit Batman! (2011-03-22 13:51:29)
That was possibly the funniest thing I've Ever seen in my goddamned life. (PS I just got the book too.)

Bearer of the Truth (2011-03-21 20:42:06)
Seriously? You turned that down. I'd do anything to be served exquisite Le Repas de la Faim de Grande Personne and La Pвtisserie Bourrйe

@Me (2011-03-21 20:40:15)
Trolling is a art.

jimmbo (2011-03-21 12:36:39)
even funnier if you understand french!

Food translator (2011-03-21 03:41:01)
Triumph of the noodle. The Cheese Delicious Meals. The Meal Hunger Great Person. The Red Sandwich. Dish of the Milk and Cereal. Stuffed Pastry

Robert (2011-03-21 00:57:42)
Twinky = "Stuffed Pastry" BWAHAHA brilliant

Me (2011-03-20 19:27:44)
Cooking is not his art.. but trolling

Pun (2011-03-20 17:38:30)
LOL "Restauran de Bon Foodeux". How could this not have served as a warning sign?

anonymous (2011-03-20 13:26:16)
Its funnier if you search the meanings of the French names :P

beer (2011-03-17 11:43:14)
fuckin funny!!!!

Daniel (2011-03-14 08:35:17)
This genuinely made my week, I am left in tears and laughing that signature old man laugh.

Haha (2011-03-10 23:33:46)
Lol I wet myself, I'm 16 and and a girl, my mom walked in and I was wet, THANKS MIKE

Tori Herman (2011-03-10 02:24:11)
Served with a side of peanut M&Ms. Genius.

Lucas (2011-03-03 02:40:26)
Great stuff. The French names are of course just exactly what the dishes are (Le Plat du Lait et de la Cйrйale = Dish of the Milk and Cereal, La Pвtisserie Bourrйe = Stuffed Pastry, etc) or just stating how awsome they are (Le Repas du Fromage Dйlicieux =

mike (2011-02-27 20:42:06)
more dude more , easy mac and twinkies , yesssss , you rock dude

jared (2011-02-27 07:06:47)
Imagine that guy's face when he read those menu items! Haha. Classic.

Vance (2011-02-27 02:00:59)
THIS SHITSUCKS!!! I HATE THIS SITE!!!

Nicklaus (2011-02-18 18:09:42)
Pвtisserie Bourrйe actually means "Stuffed Pastry", including the double-meaning of it. Where dide you learn french, Mike ? This is brilliant.

mykul (2011-02-17 00:44:15)
This is one of my favorites i crack up everytime

Psyon (2011-02-16 03:59:56)
woa woa.. funny but not that funny o.O seriously? (not saying anything negative, but these comments are over the top..)

me (2011-02-05 19:40:09)
triumph of the noodle hahahah

james (2011-02-02 09:15:44)
"Triumph of the Noodle" I started choking

omg (2011-01-31 16:34:42)
As the french I need to say that the dishes names are just hilarious ! Love this website !

wrighteous (2011-01-28 08:38:57)
"cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sandwich" OMG I almost wet myself.

tpgjmt3p (2011-01-07 01:56:16)
that was so fucking funny :D "satisfying brownie that is heated to absolute perfection." :DDDDDDDDD epic

Pete (2011-01-03 04:40:54)
If you was critical, you probably wouldn't have laughed so hard!!!

Dan (2011-01-03 04:36:50)
No, I'm ok Pete, Just critical...

Pete (2011-01-03 04:31:19)
you should be ashamed of yourself...you've just killed my friend!!! He has died laughing...!!!!

Dйlugй (2011-01-02 22:07:16)
Le Repas du Fromage Dйlicieux A mouthwatering bowl of easy mac cooked to perfection in a microwave. Served with a side of peanut M&Ms.........>>LOLOLOLOLOL<<

Day[J] (2010-12-28 19:51:11)
He is the best troll ever, so funny, I laughed all the way. Good job. :')

AYUWABLOOM (2010-12-17 08:59:32)
Lol! simply hilarious!

screwglennbeck (2010-12-13 11:00:34)
Pure win sir pure win. As a troll I respect what you did with this douchebag. Please continue on with your molestation of retards.

Kerl (2010-11-22 15:42:03)
Seriously lad, it has been years since I have laughed so hard, without internet "LoL ROFL" terms, I was literally crying on the ground of laughter. Thanks so much ghehehe

anonymous (2010-11-16 20:38:51)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I wud pay him

Germ (2010-11-09 16:47:38)
Good fucking god! Hilarious! I had the names translated and broke out laughing all over again! "La Pвtisserie Bourrйe" means "Pastry making Faggot" LMAO!!!

mirundap (2010-11-06 20:41:30)
Ah I see

me (2010-11-06 15:43:14)
lol! i love it!

Poptart (2010-10-29 00:00:40)
I couldn't stop laughing when he said the meals he was serving!!! I almost peed my self!!

Andrew (2010-10-26 01:29:00)
LOOLOLOL THIS IS PURE WIN! i couldn't stop laughing and i also google translated the titles of the dishes! very very funny!

looloo (2010-10-25 17:12:39)
holy crap the ketchup sandwich part got me a few weird looks, bc I'm in class and I cracked up xD rofl rofl ketchup sandwich..ahh

Bob (2010-10-23 23:22:19)
Lol! This is brilliant!

aztec (2010-10-13 15:17:28)
Truly hilarious! I also suggest that one translates the French names and then read. The Red Sandwich...hahaha

F4ce.l30ok (2010-10-13 00:24:09)
What truly disturbs me here is that she can find room to talk about Christmas and Jesus all in the same conversation as all the cursing... I'm still stuck wondering why she celebrates... I doubt Jesus went first class with a glass of wine everywhere h

rockhard (2010-10-12 22:29:54)
I love ketchup sandwiches....lol

dirk (2010-10-12 22:28:59)
fuckin great!

PL-QC (2010-10-12 00:14:20)
Being french, let me tell you that is obviously Google translating. Which makes it even more hilarious.

Amazed by this (2010-10-07 20:17:09)
I cannot stop laughing, and crying... really.

Amazed by this (2010-10-07 20:16:02)
This is simply amazing... I love it!

RL (2010-10-06 21:20:35)
That ramen cooked in pure heat water sounds amazing fuck

deuce (2010-10-02 17:42:02)
hahahahahahahaha ketchup sandwich

anonymous (2010-09-28 22:50:05)
Le Repas du Fromage Dйlicieux A mouthwatering bowl of easy mac cooked to perfection in a microwave. Served with a side of peanut M&Ms. AMAZING!

irony (2010-09-27 17:08:42)
Once i read SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY i started pissing pants lafing so hard

Emily (2010-09-26 23:48:52)
:)

wanna be chef (2010-09-25 17:30:06)
going to supermarket and asked wife what she wanted me to make...I suggested several items from this list...had to go back and read for about 10th time...still laughing my f-ing ass off

LMBAO (2010-09-24 10:26:23)
"Le Sandwich Rouge" lol i gotta use that the next time my girl asks what im cooking for dinner

fgsfds (2010-09-20 22:04:05)
because it totally takes a college student to cook easy mac. well by the kids i see in my local CC they might still find that difficult...

I PISSED MY SELF (2010-09-15 16:49:14)
THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF!!!!

JackAk40.11Cleetus (2010-09-07 21:32:54)
Lmfao I laughed so hard i think i have a 8 pack now my stomach kills

Juno (2010-09-07 15:50:05)
Anyone who spells "our dinner party" as "are dinner party" deserves to be trolled, and trolled hard. WIN.

mike (2010-09-02 21:39:02)
This one is prolly my favorite couldnt stop laughing

anonymous (2010-09-01 14:20:32)
cut the fancy french names???! restauran de bon foodeux???? this guy is an idiot, he deserves this email.

Jamie! (2010-08-25 02:09:11)
DUDE!! U r FANTASTIC!!!! I swear I'havent laughed so bad for a such a long time!! U R GENIOUS!!!!!!!!! PLZ KEEP IT UP!!!!

anonymous (2010-08-24 11:10:46)
this is one of my favorite!

Melrose (2010-08-18 03:49:16)
Good thing you didn't offer the Spicy Shrimp Ramen Noodles. Those might actually be worth the $20/person.

katz (2010-08-11 22:32:32)
Potatoes! Delicately fried POTATOES. Sorry bout that.

katz (2010-08-11 22:31:37)
What? No thinly-sliced and delicately fried (in industrial-quality aged lard)served with a side of dip created with French onion soup and sour cream? I wouldn't hire you either!

Azsen (2010-08-09 09:15:23)
$400 for bread, ketchup and mayonnaise - classic.

lazar (2010-08-07 10:06:32)
cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich

Ky (2010-08-04 19:43:08)
Oh my god, i about shit my pants reading this masterpiece

vemma4830 (2010-08-01 19:48:28)
Very informative post. Thanks for taking the time to share your view with us.

moshe (2010-07-30 18:07:00)
wow - dude you are grate! and i would like to try the Le Sandwich Rouge

hotrice123 (2010-07-27 17:02:24)
This is the best one in my book

FuckingEpic (2010-07-22 21:41:13)
Fucking epic shit.Nuff said

terri (2010-07-22 20:23:05)
just laughed my ass off-thanks!

CyberPolice (2010-07-22 19:08:05)
You win the internet.

Jacques (2010-07-21 22:05:03)
OFF THE HOOK! OFF THE F**KING HOOK! My Hero!

Bucket man (2010-07-21 14:15:36)
Easy mac and ramen noodles lol u are epic man

Calu (2010-07-21 06:00:08)
Restauran de Bon Foodeux LOL! How can anyone take this serious? It's his own fault he's being trolled....

Avnas (2010-07-20 20:56:33)
"I understand if you are on a diet, but for me, nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac." I lol'd.

sexy (2010-07-17 20:46:02)
LMAOOO "milk can be substituted w/ water for those on a diet"

younesse (2010-07-15 06:49:46)
LMFAO le sandwitch rouge the red sandwitch lmfao

Lmfao (2010-07-13 02:32:21)
Omg...I literally lol'd. Freaking hilarious...Le Sandwich Rouge? Awesome!! Lmfao Hilarious

Tristan (2010-07-03 15:37:16)
JND, "bouree" (I don't have a French keyboard) is only slang for "drunk". It actually means stuffed. And you only have to use a little imagination on the other one, seeing as how it means "meal of the hunger of large person"..

jnd (2010-06-30 11:52:14)
all names are real french. (i am french) but it's not fancy at all. Noone can name food like that in France (ie: patisserie bourrйe means "Drunked cake" no-sense... but the best is "Repas de la faim de grande personne" I don't know

jake (2010-06-30 00:03:25)
@derp the only french part of it is the de bon part, the rest he just made sound french

SOE (2010-06-29 16:11:57)
Should've used more fancy names for things like ketchup.

derp (2010-06-27 16:20:07)
Restauran de Bon Foodeux... Restaurant of Good Food? lost it so hard to this

Tiirediiyes (2010-06-15 08:19:37)
Le Sandwich Rouge. nuff said

anon (2010-06-07 15:33:07)
cant...stop...laughing. the ketchup sandwich was too much.

renz (2010-06-06 22:21:12)
ahaha one of my favs and i like another on from the book about cooking animals alive XD

Seriously? (2010-06-04 20:32:33)
It's amazing people can get through life with grammar and spelling like this. Seriously, if you are throwing a Christmas party, you aren't in 2nd grade, and the grammar and spelling in this ad and responses is all 2nd grade grammar. I pity the chi

BlueOrchid (2010-06-02 06:02:22)
Dude, you're my hero! These e-mail convo's are absolutely hilarious! XD Le Sandwich Rouge-epic!

Sgt. Tard. (2010-05-28 16:31:54)
Sir,can you put the twinkie still wrapped in the sandwitch?I heard it's good

DC (2010-05-28 12:22:32)
Trying to read this at work is even harder without laughing! fav: "nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac"

Fog (2010-05-24 11:18:13)
Trying to read this in school is hard without laughing.

hahaaha (2010-05-23 22:18:58)
"cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich" HAHAHAHA!!

cee bee (2010-05-21 21:03:34)
I'm crying! Le sandwich rouge!

noir (2010-05-18 06:00:46)
A person can make anything sound fancy if they say it in another language.

Tim (2010-05-13 03:05:27)
I can't remember laughing this hard consistently for such a long time. Each one of these have me in tears. Don't. Ever. Stop.

sode (2010-05-08 14:39:05)
so ive read a bunch of thoes mails now and im amased that people aktually keep replying roflpops guess i have entertainment for my saturday evening :) abselutly hilarious keep up the good work :D :D :D

Nikki (2010-05-07 19:48:36)
So unbelievably funny!!!!! Le Repas du Fromage Dйlicieux A mouthwatering bowl of easy mac cooked to perfection in a microwave. Served with a side of peanut M&Ms.

funnytimes (2010-05-07 13:48:21)
Restaurant de Bon Foodeux! This is a classic! The other person had SUCH awful spelling and grammar.

BizarreSerenity (2010-05-04 19:32:58)
FUCKING KETCHUP SANDWICH!!! XD oh god it HURTS!!

Lord of Light (2010-05-03 18:07:48)
Yoshimano, if the names are grammatically correct then maybe MICHAEL HIMSELF IS FRENCH. The mind boggles...

Luigi (2010-04-26 09:16:59)
I'm at Work, Monday morning, Laughing My Ass OFF!!!

Yoshimano (2010-04-24 16:19:31)
I'm French and I just want to say the names are pretty hilarious since they're grammatically correct and make sense, but they are still funny. Love this one it had me laughing hard

eddyaj (2010-04-23 06:04:52)
hahahahaha i used to eat those "ketchup sandwiches " too when I was a kid , no joke!!!!!!!!1

Saiano (2010-04-20 06:27:17)
At #@$@#^: Do I have to be a bull or...?

Mike (2010-04-20 06:23:12)
Le Repas du Fromage Dйlicieux A mouthwatering bowl of easy mac cooked to perfection in a microwave. Served with a side of peanut M&Ms. HAHAHAHAAHHAH

frenchie (2010-04-16 07:06:38)
funny.. LOL.. nice names but terrible recipe.. ahahaha.. :D

____ (2010-04-14 19:22:45)
I'm a fag

Pissing Myself (2010-04-12 14:55:11)
"A meal of pure bliss and flavor" OMG, Can't stop laughing... You would think the guy on the other end would laugh too

mblewis (2010-04-10 19:42:18)
this is the most hilarious, well thought out shit ive ever read! i cant stop laughin

HAHAHA (2010-04-09 21:24:51)
FUNNIEST, EMAIL, EVAR!!!!

anonymous (2010-04-09 02:29:30)
great stuff

herpes girl. (2010-04-08 22:09:27)
hahah. ramen.

Helen (2010-04-05 21:06:58)
When I saw Ramen, I Laughed so hard!

blowme (2010-04-05 10:23:09)
um the title of those look like french, and i speak a little french myself, and they look like Le Bullshit

Brandon (2010-04-04 12:30:54)
As soon as I read the word Ramen I almost fell over.

crazy guy (2010-04-02 02:18:13)
I'd love to make a youtube commercial for this menu, it would be most awesome. I would call it..."Menuee' de' la' Replyah"

holy shit! (2010-03-28 15:40:27)
I can't stop laughing! Somebody help me!

Molly (2010-03-26 20:40:32)
I'd hire you

Rin16 (2010-03-25 16:16:32)
you...made...me...choke on my chocolate bunny...

noob (2010-03-24 18:04:52)
phenomenal*

wonderwoman (2010-03-16 13:25:47)
LMAO DAT SHIT IS FUCKING FUNNY YO FOR REAL WAT A STORY CONGRATS ON DAT ONE

LMFAO (2010-03-14 21:14:51)
The "Le Sandwich Rouge" means The Red Sandwich

Arrggghh (2010-03-13 12:03:06)
I almost had a heart attack at that one. Genuinely hilarious stuff. Delicious.

d (2010-03-13 06:00:44)
hahahahha "the red sandwich"

guy (2010-03-11 02:29:56)
genius

ynp (2010-03-11 02:07:01)
can't say no to ramen boiled in the purest of water

Lacey (2010-03-10 19:24:39)
omg, i would have never guessed your list, it had me crying from laughing. I love how you kept it professional tho hahah

#46 (2010-03-09 16:58:18)
I never stop to comment on anything. But I have never laughed so hard! Well done mate! Keep up the good work!

M (2010-03-09 16:30:07)
Best I've ever read on here. I laughed so much i was in abdominal pain. Awesome!!!! Thank you!

MISSC (2010-03-05 02:36:06)
LOVE THE FANCY FRENCH NAMESSS!!

ComedyGenius (2010-02-26 13:37:15)
As Gaspacho once said. "Comedy Gold is a book!" And you wrote it my friend. Way to be humorous, and to actually post it on a site. Awesome.

Maniacally Cackling (2010-02-26 10:58:36)
I was laughing so hard I began to cry. Funniest.shit.ever.

THE MEALS! (2010-02-26 00:21:20)
Omg, the first one that was about Ramen, holy shit, I could not stop laughing! I woke up every one of my roommates.

zebra (2010-02-25 15:21:47)
This one is great! I had sent it to family and asked if this is what they wanted for Christmas dinner. (Uh, NO!) LOL

Frenchie (2010-02-24 20:51:25)
this is just FUNNY!!! my sister and me were laughing so hard our throats were soar mine still is.

bad neighbor (2010-02-24 02:46:46)
"call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sandwich" I woke up my upstairs neighbor laughing....Best one here.

F. Yizall (2010-02-23 03:37:16)
I laughed so hard I was choking! Too funny!

rd (2010-02-21 01:43:16)
Probably his funniest one. I laughed til i cried.

brad (2010-02-20 01:30:00)
lol...call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich

Kim (2010-02-19 20:36:39)
"call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich" .. LOL

Teary (2010-02-19 12:14:57)
I am literally in tears from laughter

T (2010-02-19 04:01:28)
How could this *not* be funny? I tried reading it out loud, but I couldn't. My wife almost had to revive me with an automatic defibrillator! Ouch, I hurt myself laughing. Thanks for posting this! If I got this response, I'd be like, "ha

cheers (2010-02-19 01:22:19)
aqbsolutely hilarious laughing my ass off

Fabian (2010-02-18 09:02:34)
dude, I absolutely love reading these. This one gives new meaning to trailer park christmas.

Golden Boy (2010-02-18 03:37:08)
I thought I laughed hard at your others...I fuckin' roflcoptered and shat a lollercoaster! I had to stop between lines cause I couldn't stop laughing long enough to focus my eyes on the words! This is Priceless!

anonymous (2010-02-17 23:14:53)
"I understand if you are on a diet, but for me, nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac."

get a life (2010-02-17 15:31:25)
commenting urself n writing from both sides seriously get a job

Dick Slaverin (2010-02-17 05:30:03)
Thank you for making me laugh hysterically to the point that I thought I was going to rupture a vein. That was one of the funniest things I ever read.

omg (2010-02-15 23:54:33)
I wet myself so bad reading these things. I could have sworn my underwear was white when i put them on.

Emi (2010-02-15 21:25:30)
after reading countless numbers of these i was about to stop and i came across this one. i laughed so hard it was ridiculous.

sht4brains (2010-02-15 06:47:11)
@doopliss thats fucked up man and not even funny

sparkuri (2010-02-14 00:24:47)
awesome !!

Kudzu (2010-02-13 21:55:49)
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you.

Doopliss (2010-02-13 18:19:56)
I laughed so hard I urinated into my cats mouth.

Amy (2010-02-13 11:58:36)
WAHAHAHA.....I'm dangerously close to pissing myself right now. This is the best one on here.

Jerry Smith (2010-02-13 08:41:14)
I was laughing so hard that there were tears streaming down my face and I had to blow my nose. This is Comedy Gold.

VESS (2010-02-13 03:51:56)
COMEDY GOLD

Put_Option (2010-02-12 12:38:25)
Pure Genius

ScubaSteez (2010-02-11 21:47:56)
By far the funniest one. Its fucking perfection and I didn't stop laughing.

Santi (2010-02-11 14:38:18)
As a french-speaker, this is even funnier. I love it!

iLLmatic (2010-02-11 03:41:57)
LMAOOOO. After reading about 20 of these email replies (including top rated ones), I finally decide to comment. This is by far the best one. I can't stop laughing. LOLLLL

lmao (2010-02-11 02:18:59)
this is fucking hilarious

haywood jablowme (2010-02-11 01:16:40)
haha that was probably one of the best ones

haywood jablowme (2010-02-11 01:16:22)
haha that was probably one of the best ones

die (2010-02-10 20:21:56)
I laugh so much, I cant breath anymore.

bmsatierf (2010-02-09 20:29:21)
lmao

i have tears (2010-02-08 18:26:24)
"cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich" GOLD!

Brendon (2010-02-04 03:56:23)
OMG, this was the best I have read so far ! It really brightened up my dull day at work.

hunter (2010-02-03 17:51:10)
im crying laughing at this, amazingly funny

LOLing (2010-02-03 01:59:27)
Oh man, you are soooo funny. I am crying laughing. Thank you. I needed that. :)

anonymously yours (2010-01-30 22:24:01)
start to finish this was great!!! i like how you went by michael instead of mike for this one! its those little extras that make you great. A+

Ata (2010-01-27 03:39:28)
I love this shit!

Loved this 1 (2010-01-26 23:02:55)
i fucking l0led myself til i sht my pants, no joke XD

the man (2010-01-25 20:32:44)
fuck them tree huggin, soccer playing, vegism weirdos go all out

The Fox (2010-01-25 12:39:15)
the fancy french names just gave this prank the edge XD

suck my fat ass (2010-01-24 22:06:20)
this is so fuckin funny i couldnt stop laughing for 20 mins lol!!!

DanTheManfromHolland (2010-01-24 17:10:12)
respect!!!!!!

m (2010-01-22 17:02:57)
soo.. you need a print link who wants to read/print all the unwased massies comments

Jayde (2010-01-22 16:11:20)
I have enjoyed pretty much all emails so far, very entertaining and funny. Really passed the time when I first discovered the site but now the new additions are so few and far between I have as of today given up checking daily for new ones. Thanks for t

Broseph Stalin (2010-01-21 13:48:50)
I WILL NEVER READ ANYTHING THIS FUNNY AGAIN. A+ SIR

shade45listener (2010-01-20 18:21:06)
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time!

rahim (2010-01-18 11:12:57)
hahahahahahahahah

Emmy (2010-01-16 17:29:56)
I had to stop reading at some points throughout this one b/c I was laughing so effing hard! This one is awesome!

BUAHAHA!!! (2010-01-15 13:10:32)
Fuckin' awesome!

dale (2010-01-15 11:43:02)
lol, serious response only on the ad.. you must get a little kick whenever you see that one :D

anonymous (2010-01-13 23:54:23)
you should have used my favriot dishthe "queso perfecto" a slice of the best safeway cheder cheese microwaved till melted a perfect dish for any occasion

idiots (2010-01-13 18:39:40)
I'm glad their son is in college, because that person is a moron and needs to learn spelling and proper grammar!!!

Anthony (2010-01-12 18:54:34)
favorite part: "cut the fancy french names..." LMFAO i literally fell out of my chair

Mike r (2010-01-11 17:28:36)
Are these published

anonymous (2010-01-10 03:36:20)
brilliant

Chateau Comprimй (2010-01-08 21:29:19)
My favourite! :D

destiny (2010-01-07 16:57:44)
Hilariousss!! Should be in the Top Rated!!

Anonymous (2010-01-07 01:43:59)
The company's name should be "A la Fratboy"

Your Mom (2010-01-05 15:46:11)
I love it.

mateus (2010-01-04 17:57:22)
im literally crying awesome site, youre a genius

anonymous (2010-01-04 17:35:30)
where's the like button at?

gaggle (2010-01-02 02:08:03)
hahahha the sandwich!!!

Wowohwoah (2009-12-31 23:12:01)
LOL or water for those on a diet.... look at the parot one hilarious!

BIG H (2009-12-31 16:19:03)
Sounds good, If they dont hire you I will, When are you available to Cater?

lueshi (2009-12-31 15:53:17)
im dying here XFD

Loves It (2009-12-31 09:55:26)
"boiled in the purest of water" hahaha. The funniest thing I have ever read.

guatdude (2009-12-29 09:16:07)
a mouthwatering bowl of easy mac cooked to perfection LMAO

Jon (2009-12-28 17:00:11)
"La Pвtisserie Bourrйe Individually wrapped twinkies that have been microwaved to sheer delight." Absolute LOLs.

Nick (2009-12-28 00:14:25)
I can't even glance at this post without splitting my sides.

M3RLz (2009-12-23 20:46:02)
I think this might be the best one ever!!! Hilarious!

sarah (2009-12-23 00:05:09)
@ Daniel.....I sure hope you find a busy street with a lot of traffic to go play in.

sarah (2009-12-23 00:03:03)
@ Daniel Again...if you don't appreciate good humor, then nobody here cares what you have to say. comments are for appreciation, if anyone here wanted a load of negativity, we'd BEAT it out of you. Get a life. You're not funny. I sure hope you

Delete daniel (2009-12-22 02:34:20)
yes, yes, go for it.

expoitize (2009-12-21 21:15:27)
HaHa My brother eats easy mac evry day WTF. And peanut M&M'S.SO STUPID ... IT'S HaLaRiOuS.

cryptomail (2009-12-21 15:28:35)
best entry yet? Yes. I. Think. So. GJ ^5

delete daniel (2009-12-21 00:27:59)
do it

Daniel Again (2009-12-19 14:35:51)
Stop deleting my comments fucktards!! This shit is lame, you must have retards "LOL"-ing at this lame attempt at humor. I still wanna hit you fags in the mouths!

LOLERZ (2009-12-18 17:45:57)
Why didn't I think of doing this crap?? There are so many stupid ads on CL - tons of potential!!!

Felisc (2009-12-17 20:12:23)
hahahah "la patisserie bourrйe" actually sounds like "the drunk pastery".

Shane (2009-12-17 17:37:16)
" A Side of mayo for dipping" i pissed myself around about that point.

DM (2009-12-17 14:34:02)
This one had me laughing so hard. Probably the best one yet!!!!

Sara (2009-12-17 10:43:37)
Oh boy, i have read this thing several times since you put it up, i laugh every day,THE BEST!

Mel (2009-12-17 09:44:36)
Haha. Twinkies aren't for everyone!

Frank (2009-12-17 08:53:45)
Maybe his "son in college" can teach him how to spell and how to speak without swearing every two words. What an ignorant tool.

Zander (2009-12-17 07:46:08)
All you commenters are freaks~!

KLX53 (2009-12-17 07:14:03)
I'm french and I must say that the names you chose for your meals are sooo funny!

beeg juan (2009-12-17 06:02:35)
'bout time for another one...sometime this year.

loose-anoose (2009-12-17 01:24:12)
hai. more to updatez soon?! kthnx. LOLcopter awayyyyyyy.

Steve (2009-12-17 00:03:19)
This is the bestest site EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan Felcher (2009-12-16 23:31:52)
Fantastic site: I do wish you'd post more often. Please, please, please

anonymous (2009-12-16 22:18:33)
I think people whine too much.

anonymous (2009-12-16 22:18:17)
funny as heck

anonymous (2009-12-16 22:18:08)
ras

ASSHOLE (2009-12-16 21:49:45)
I just jump off using the F word like that

YOUR MASTER BITCH! (2009-12-16 16:58:35)
FUCKIN UPDATE THIS FUNNY SHIT, YOU STUPID FUCK!

aSDF (2009-12-16 15:36:00)
from your local supermarket? more like your local gas station :p

anonymous (2009-12-16 11:28:34)
baseless stereotypes from the comfort of your sheltered little worlds?

Hot Mess (2009-12-16 11:27:39)
To all the people hating on this...why don't you make your own goddamn website if you think you can do better? And to those who knock the French - have you ever even been to France or personally known a French person, or are you just perpetuating bas

penis in my soup (2009-12-16 09:38:10)
So frustrating to come here everyday and no new updates.

Jack Worthing (2009-12-16 03:58:46)
This guy Brian's spelling is horrible.

ketchup sanwich (2009-12-15 22:30:56)
im crying man ur a genius

girlmeetsgeek (2009-12-15 21:39:46)
hilarity, sir. you crack me up. you can cater to our house anytime- we love ramen. :)

your moms my bytxh (2009-12-15 21:28:50)
who cares

@Zander (2009-12-15 17:13:53)
Nice try. Who the fuck would want to impersonate you?

carniver (2009-12-15 15:51:51)
very commendable work! serious respondee only and you sounded like one!

RMR (2009-12-15 15:50:46)
"Le Sandwich Rouge" - LOL

jd (2009-12-15 12:48:57)
baaahahhahahahaha.. I have not laughed this long in a long time. I was crying, funny stuff. "delicious bowl of ramen noodles boiled in the purest of water" ROFLMFAO

Zander (2009-12-15 08:10:06)
I did not say anything about the maker of this site, I am being impersoninated! also I was FIRST!!!

MarryMe (2009-12-15 02:20:19)
I love your mind.

anonymous (2009-12-14 21:51:42)
g

English Teacher (2009-12-14 21:43:00)
I feel like his anger would be so much more justified if he used the proper punctuation and grammar in his original posting and responses.

MofromZed! (2009-12-14 21:06:03)
OOOOOMG!LMAO!'cut the bullshit fancy french names'.LOL!This ones a legend!Definitely amongst the top ones!

Zander (2009-12-14 18:21:16)
The maker of this website is a major asshole.

shonte's massah (2009-12-14 16:20:06)
Black Princess, you were never a slave and I never owned one (well, other than shonte) so spare us the drama. You keep yourselves down, you don't need our help

le sandwich rouge (2009-12-14 16:19:34)
"restauran de bon foodeux" lmao

anonymous (2009-12-14 14:57:02)
Someone who doesn't even know where to find a caterer, and has to look online, is most likely trashy.

sad (2009-12-14 14:51:30)
this was like finding out santa wasn't real. I agree that someone who is wanted a catered dinner for christmas is not some trashy person who is going to start saying all that crap about "you actually serve that shit to people, etc.." I don'

Black Princess (2009-12-14 13:17:59)
You cracka racists cant put down a brotha like dat. Y'all need to know the sttrugles my people went thru. Stop the hatin and disrespectin!!!!

Duhn Khan (2009-12-14 13:15:09)
I approve of this message

Ketchup Sandwich (2009-12-14 08:37:05)
You know why the French are pissed at Lance Armstrong? Because even with only one testicle, he's got more balls than they do.

Freedom Fries (2009-12-13 23:57:23)
Boycott frog legs fuck those frogs

Freedom Fries (2009-12-13 23:56:47)
Why do french people smell like ass? They like the smell of sex.

@frenchy (2009-12-13 16:00:04)
You're a cheese eating surrender monkey. Q: How many men does it take to defend France? A: No one knows, it's never been tried.

frenchy (2009-12-13 15:16:20)
I'm french and the titles of your plates are so great! Keep mailing!

Rogaty (2009-12-12 18:41:21)
I loved it a lot. Awesome :D

danny (2009-12-12 12:46:52)
This is one of the best ones you've done in a while! I wonder if the people who answer these emails have ever found this website...

spongef0b (2009-12-12 05:11:50)
this is fucken good shit. Is this the only kind of comedy u do? u shud do some stand up or something and post some vids!

sdklfjdskfds (2009-12-12 00:43:49)
are you kidding me? you can do so much better than this.

Amy (2009-12-11 22:03:52)
"Individually wrapped twinkies that have been microwaved to sheer delight. " LOL! This is one of your best posts.

La Sandwich Rouge (2009-12-11 20:39:27)
Hey guys, when you type "Gross ass ketchup sandwich" in google this is the first thing that comes up lol

Cccc (2009-12-11 20:33:35)
wtf why do you people argue if this is fake or whatever not. Even if it were fake, which I doubt, it's still funny.

to fake as shit (2009-12-11 16:11:12)
one more thing, if you're going to criticize, learn how to write dumb shit. you're is you are, using "your" to express you are, just confirms my suspicions that you are stupid dumb fuck

to retards (2009-12-11 16:07:52)
I think the long delays between posts evidences that these e mail correspondences are genuine. if he "faked" e mails, I'm sure he could post a lot more often then once every two weeks. So be appreciative and stop criticizing someone who make

evann (2009-12-11 14:25:56)
I really enjoy the sheer audacity of this guy! He has no limits to his ability to Screw with people's minds! I Love it, and good job at making me laugh.

Cap'n (2009-12-11 13:44:42)
You can tell by the sheer number of typos and grammatical errors that the guy is a moron. That's probably why he was so quick to "fuck" it up.

shonte's massah (2009-12-11 12:54:33)
Please excuse shonte everyone, shonte is upset because there was no "Le Poulet Frit Avec L'odeur Niggrah" on the menu

CantblveImBothering (2009-12-11 10:46:42)
I can't believe I even care to join this converstaion. Love the site, the joke is that the "serious response" guy responded. But it was too short. Is there a comment board war going on here?

2fakeasshit (2009-12-11 10:03:30)
Not only is it ironic that u started tossing the f bomb around but you are moronic as well. Get real.

QUESTION 2 ADMIN (2009-12-11 09:11:31)
How many emails do you reply to getting quickly rejected? I doubt you post all. :)

entertained (2009-12-11 09:11:15)
If you don't like the site, then find another blog. There are PLENTY of websites filled with pictures of cats or personal fail experiences. I'm sure most of you complainers aren't half as funny as the author of this site.

Luds (2009-12-11 09:08:44)
Churras?

Zander (2009-12-11 08:17:57)
FIRST!!!

darkwolf (2009-12-11 01:54:37)
To "To "fake as shit" (2009-12-10 21:30:47)" -- Obviously you have never worked for tech support for a webhosting company.

Awesome (2009-12-11 01:27:05)
Two points of contention: 1) I don't understand why people think the guy swearing early means it's fake. If someone sent me Le Rouge Sandwich I would fucking loose it... simply awesome. 2) Even if it is fake it's still hilarious. Everyone as

To "fake as shit" (2009-12-10 21:30:47)
"your a *fuckin* faker.. no one just jumps off like that and starts throwin the fuck word around... shoot yourself in the *fuckin* face" Kind of ironic.

willibilli (2009-12-10 20:19:18)
hahahahaha could not stop laughing!!! everyone was looking at me like i was crazy hahaha

Yoko (2009-12-10 19:01:57)
Wow, your French is very good! One of the funniest on here!

Brandy (2009-12-10 18:46:08)
Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha LMAO!!!!! Just call it a gross ass ketchup sandwitch!

Cap'n (2009-12-10 17:51:39)
I'm not saying it's obvious these emails are real, but to claim that people don't start swearing that early in a conversation is just naive. Have you walked down a city street lately? There are plenty of people throwing "fuck" around

fake as shit (2009-12-10 17:27:21)
you know at first i hate all the folks that said your a faker.. but now your a fuckin faker.. no one just jumps off like that and starts throwin the fuck word around. your a douche bag writing to yourself grab a gun and shoot yourself in the fuckin face y

jmw59 (2009-12-10 16:56:37)
laughed my ass off per usual

anonymous (2009-12-10 16:09:20)
This guy was asking for it. "SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY." Then learn to spell properly and don't advertise on Craigslist for 'profesional catering' from someone with 'experence,' dickhole.

Hmm (2009-12-10 15:38:59)
This one was pretty funny. Admittedly, not the funniest one I've read thus far, but it still made me laugh. Also, mocking that dude's spelling errors would've been just too easy of a dig.

toG.A.K. (2009-12-10 14:01:54)
U are a jack ass, the whole point here is people are acting stupidly and the creator of this site takes advantage of that. Get in touch w/reality.

to the guy before me (2009-12-10 14:00:59)
G.A.K. has a good point. I am a big fan of this website, but no one would start cursing that early on in a conversation. And when he referenced a 14 year old boy, he wasn't talking about typo's.

betsyvsnewyork (2009-12-10 00:24:16)
Funny! Funny Stuff> More! I want More!! lol

John (2009-12-09 21:05:24)
Keep up the great work!

Fancy French Name (2009-12-09 17:10:02)
HAHA PURE WIN !

More More More (2009-12-09 16:44:28)
Please, I need more of these a day. I agree.....I am bored and work and I need these posted on the regular!!

lol (2009-12-09 14:52:09)
I've re read this several times since u posted and I LOL every time! Love the mayo for dipping. Hahahaha.

ry (2009-12-09 14:35:49)
Im going to need atleast once of these a day please. I am very bored at mother f'ing work!

college girl (2009-12-09 13:39:06)
that "SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY" was a glorious invitation

anywho (2009-12-09 11:29:37)
what amazes me is how low class the person who responded to the ad has. Who the hell turns to profanity right away?

J (2009-12-09 10:34:43)
A meal of pure bliss and flavor -

Jacques (2009-12-09 08:08:58)
Ahah ^^ c'est excellent! On en veut plus!

You (2009-12-09 07:52:31)
Your band sounds like a really classy act.

Me (2009-12-09 07:10:35)
Gross Ass Ketchup Sandwich? My band finally has a name!

itai (2009-12-09 06:41:26)
"SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY" they asked for it...

.iboN (2009-12-09 01:37:22)
Funy!

SERIOUSRESPONSESONLY (2009-12-08 19:37:23)
I guess he knew about this site hahaha anyways...this is hilarious shit...especially the "fancy" french names

get'er done (2009-12-08 19:29:08)
thems a gooder sammich yessir

Beau Nuss (2009-12-08 18:58:59)
Top Notch!!!

hungry man (2009-12-08 18:32:00)
if you throw the hungry man brownie in with w.e meal in the oven for the 40 mins it comes out nice if you throw it in the microwave for the 3 mins it comes out shit

Cameron (2009-12-08 18:25:26)
Please never stop doing these.

zebra (2009-12-08 18:22:23)
I forgot to add... if you truly can heat the brownie to perfection in any TV dinner than you must have cooking talent! Those things always melt down into a hard lump. :)

Mal (2009-12-08 18:20:11)
"Free Couch" was by far the best yet

Lucas (2009-12-08 18:15:31)
HAHA such funny i wet my pants JAJ nice dude!

Tokio Hotel singer (2009-12-08 18:02:36)
this one almost made me bust a nut, and i don't even have nuts.

fake (2009-12-08 17:44:01)
this seems staged. how come everyone you email cusses? i find that doubtful

fucker (2009-12-08 17:34:01)
StopRemovingTheBadCommentsFucker.com

zebra (2009-12-08 17:17:11)
*very creative guy- thanks for sharing!

zebra (2009-12-08 17:16:49)
I'm surprised you let him off on spelling as well but yes, I love the French names for simple foods. I think I will be feeling ill every time I think of a ketchup sandwich though, ew! Thanks for the humorous emails. I enjoy most of these a lot, very

milk substitute (2009-12-08 16:57:56)
this one almost made me bust a nut, and i don't even have nuts. '...and then topped with another piece of bread.' lmao

Steve Drums (2009-12-08 16:47:45)
good stuff....should have abused Brian for his bad spelling!

*yawn* (2009-12-08 16:46:58)
Subtlety. Subtlety has been the key to your best exchanges. Make them (and your dumber readers) at first unsure if you're serious or not. Delay the punchline. This one gets right to it and consequently loses it's humor. Come on. You're b

My son is a retard (2009-12-08 16:24:30)
His son is is frigging COLLEGE and all he can cook is easy mac and twinkies? You'd think he'd say "My son in first grade can cook this"... But no... He had to reach college to be able to cook that shit.

haha (2009-12-08 16:07:54)
keep up the good work, this one was great. and i think I speak for all of us when I say what online school does this guy's son attend.

YurBlkDaddy! (2009-12-08 14:56:50)
That had to of been one of the funniest ones i've read.

Master o'the obvious (2009-12-08 14:53:55)
The caterer.

King of awesome (2009-12-08 14:43:36)
Wait, which guy is supposed to be the A$$hole? The caterer trying to charge $40 for a TV dinner and some Froot Loops, or the guy responding a little too rudely?

Horny (2009-12-08 14:06:15)
Gay Grammar Guy (2009-12-08 13:10:41) Mike's French is better than Brian's English. --------------------------------------------- shagging ur sister is more pleasurable than ur mom

zsasz (2009-12-08 13:55:38)
amazing. was well worth the wait.

La Bouche (2009-12-08 13:47:06)
Be my lover

lol (2009-12-08 13:32:47)
The stories are hilarious but some of these comments make me laugh also!

Tranny Attack (2009-12-08 13:27:39)
Here come da trannys!!1!2

Gay Grammar Guy (2009-12-08 13:10:41)
Mike's French is better than Brian's English.

trini (2009-12-08 12:35:26)
i farted at work reading this lol

Mimi (2009-12-08 11:59:00)
His son in college should cater if he can whip Mac & Cheese and buy a pack of twinkies at Sams Club. duh

Saubie (2009-12-08 11:47:06)
oh for all of you judging his e-mails saying it's too 'weak' or his 'worst one yet,' I doubt you guys could write any more clever or funny e-mails, so just appreciate his humor :) this is so hilarious. "why don't you just ca

ehh (2009-12-08 11:25:56)
These have been pretty weak lately

cracking up (2009-12-08 10:58:23)
I love it .. You are too much! I just wish you posted more often.. I check daily and frown until I find a new one.. What dishes do you serve for Christmas Eve? I may be interested in your catering (laughing my azz off)

Le Bouf (2009-12-08 10:17:11)
I want to have plutonic anal relations with you. You are brilliant.

evaccom13 (2009-12-08 10:01:24)
not many chefs would waste their Xmas on catering a 20 person dinner anyway. at least not without getting paid some serious $$$ why don't these lazy assholes just make their own dinner? or have everyone attending make a dish? gotta love these emails

Huni (2009-12-08 07:12:33)
glorious!

Pierre (2009-12-08 06:40:14)
Your French is pretty average. Next time, I demand that you check with me (Pierre) that your French phrases are correct.

Yes Please! (2009-12-08 04:59:32)
I just died

Peter Bradstock (2009-12-08 04:22:24)
Yeah, the Hungry-Man dinner in French was the best part.

jermbot (2009-12-08 03:43:32)
you totally could have brought her son into the mix..but I did like the direction ou took

Dizzie (2009-12-08 03:39:12)
Les titres en franзais approximatif rendent encore plus drфle cet йchange de mails ! BTW good work dude. A french reader.

smity (2009-12-08 03:34:45)
I loved it! You need to post more often.

Pablo (2009-12-08 02:52:59)
awesome :) Thanks!!!

brians wife (2009-12-08 00:35:31)
Wow, this sounds better than all the shit I can cook!

treefiddie (2009-12-08 00:28:05)
Funny, But I feel you showed your hand too early. I feel it's funnier when you suck them deeper into it...Really get their hopes up.

The Hairless Wookie (2009-12-08 00:15:18)
Genius, keep them coming!

Sammich (2009-12-08 00:03:28)
I love how the ad says "SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY" Why would he keep responding if Michael wasn't "serious"? You are good :)

AutismMom (2009-12-07 23:30:43)
LMFAO! And the best part is that Brian kept responding! After the damn menu I would have just blocked the emails.

йvident (2009-12-07 23:27:35)
HA! the man wanted someone to cater his company dinner, but instead he got a menu fit for a day-care service at the price of a catering service! crazy stuff for sure!

Casey (2009-12-07 23:27:14)
Best one I've read in a while, and that's saying a lot. I thought you were going to go the cannibalism route and then you went in this direction. Unpredictable. Magnificent work.

MichaelDavison46725 (2009-12-07 23:15:44)
anyone who says this one isn't as funny obviously didnt realize what most of the french names were. and the part where he says cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich.. perfect.

Le Adder Noir (2009-12-07 23:12:46)
I feel that Michael should write again and apologize. He should point out that he was on edge because of an incident with rat droppings and a health inspector. He could offer to throw in an extra side dish of capers for free to show his sincerity.

gg (2009-12-07 22:46:10)
Made my day, thanks.

billy and mif (2009-12-07 22:26:29)
steve, is that you?

Joker (2009-12-07 22:17:25)
Meh. Not bad. First one I didn't chuckle over though. You've done alot better.

tdcwillies (2009-12-07 22:05:56)
Holly sheet! You're getting me laughing harder each time. Thanks. Btw, Brian spells better the more angry he gets. Wtf? Mmmmm. Red sammich. Mmmm

tdcwillies (2009-12-07 22:05:02)
Holly sheet! You're getting me laughing harder each time. Thanks. Btw, Brian spells better the more angry he gets. Wtf? Mmmmm. Red sammich. Mmmm

Ass-Feathers (2009-12-07 22:03:41)
Thanks for making me laugh like a retarded 5th grader. You have a unique sense of humor. I love it. Thanks a million.

/b/tard (2009-12-07 21:55:45)
I fukken lol'd my pants off. I need to start messing with people like this.

tbenz (2009-12-07 21:51:20)
I am literally crying from laughing. wow.

Mr. Plastic (2009-12-07 21:42:40)
That just killed me, seriously. Haven't laught so much and hard in a long time. Thanks and good luck to you.

Luelinker (2009-12-07 21:34:19)
This one was stupid but all your other ones were really funny.

Dee (2009-12-07 21:19:48)
The ketchup sandwich kills me.. went to Catholic schools growing up, part of our daily provided lunch was white bread and just mayo sandwiches..the ketchup would have been an awesome add to those!

to admi n (2009-12-07 21:06:37)
U posted under tim in Nebreska moving service

XGOLDX (2009-12-07 20:53:58)
Good job! you should have mentioned his use of "are" instead of our?

admin (2009-12-07 20:48:01)
just want to point out that this is the only name I ever post under.

???? (2009-12-07 20:25:02)
there's no way this you are a guy. men just arent this funny. ps. ketchup sandwiches are fucking grooooss.

Samsonite (2009-12-07 20:21:38)
It's funny because it's true

Chewbacca (2009-12-07 20:21:03)
Don't listen to any of the haters -- this is hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh!!

anonymous (2009-12-07 20:08:42)
"but for me, nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac." Amazing

oh yeah (2009-12-07 20:07:07)
best one yet

Andrew (2009-12-07 19:54:29)
The ketchup sandwich does sound pretty gross ass.

denzel (2009-12-07 19:50:40)
great stuff man!

de ky (2009-12-07 19:45:39)
wow, this is actually my favourite site, i cry when i read any of these

Done Ham (2009-12-07 19:41:28)
It is funny because the Brian thought Michael was a real chef.

An (2009-12-07 19:36:25)
Lol... You're my hero!

honey (2009-12-07 19:09:04)
Yes, his son clearly needs to be college educated in order to prepare these meals.

Jon Pierre (2009-12-07 18:59:47)
hahaha this is funny

shonte (2009-12-07 18:43:19)
Probably using a white microwave...

MrNoName (2009-12-07 18:27:42)
I laughed until I cried. Brilliant. The Red Sandwich (aka "goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich") gets me every time I read it.

mhmmm.. (2009-12-07 18:15:15)
So I'm at the hospital while my grandpa is in the ccu for congestive heart failure.. Thanks for giving me a laugh during this time.

mhmmm.. (2009-12-07 18:14:49)
So I'm at the hospital while my grandpa is in the ccu for congestive heart failure.. Thanks for giving me a laugh during this time.

LMFAOLMFAO (2009-12-07 18:13:19)
GNR. this is the funniest one in a while.

Jake (2009-12-07 17:47:18)
He made way too many spelling mistakes for you to just let that go.

Jordan Caleb Mitchel (2009-12-07 17:36:14)
lolroflcopterzor!!!! How is every one "the funniest one yet"? MOOSE-CAWK!!1!

french (2009-12-07 17:30:10)
Not as hilarious as the others but still funny even for a french man...There are a lot of mistakes with names... and for Pwet : where the fuck have you found sandwiches with ketchup in Paris ???

BrandyLand (2009-12-07 16:55:02)
Everything sounds fancy in another language.

KEEP THEM CUMMING (2009-12-07 16:45:49)
ay dawg keep dem emails comin for my niggas in the BronX and the Bl00ds out west

Pwet (2009-12-07 16:37:29)
nice one! The menu not making any sense (except "Patisserie bourrйe", did you mean "drunk pastry"?) reminded me of actual fake touristic restaurants in Paris. But they DO sell their crap...

reality (2009-12-07 16:26:32)
Hey Friend to All- You shouldn't be reading this site if u don't have a sense of humor. Good ridance!

huhuh (2009-12-07 16:24:47)
Not your best, but it's ok. Too busy wanking, I guess?

ah (2009-12-07 16:21:44)
hahahahahah i am dying

monza (2009-12-07 16:18:47)
one of the best, no doubt

Decent (2009-12-07 16:14:18)
This really is quite hilarious, but it's true that it doesn't quite live up to the genius of the past ones... Non the less, keep up the good work!

You're too funny (2009-12-07 16:00:21)
hahaha tv dinner, with brownie heated to perfection hahahah

Hoiles (2009-12-07 15:53:29)
Good one. I might add, Brian's cruel responses go against the Christmas spirit and he should be ashamed of himself.

350Zed (2009-12-07 15:52:22)
This illiterate twat can afford catering, and has a child in college? Wow.

Katie Battaglia (2009-12-07 15:46:40)
hahahaha hilarious my favorite part... he twinkes aren't for everyone. I understand if you are on a diet, but for me, nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac.

erica (2009-12-07 15:41:56)
side of mayo for dipping! haha

erica (2009-12-07 15:41:41)
a side of mayo for dipping

lilvanilla (2009-12-07 15:37:16)
omg...love it...keep em comin...i cant stop laughing..ketchup sandwich..to much

Friend to all (2009-12-07 15:37:03)
I don't find it at all funny when this poor man is attempting to arrange a good meal for friends and family, and you waste his time with your prank emails.

iSamurai (2009-12-07 15:36:18)
another classic from Mike...I LOL'd at every single one. Personally love the ketchup sandwich. :P

me (2009-12-07 15:30:20)
i LOLed

Dun can (2009-12-07 15:23:39)
Haha. He was trying to sell him cheap food as french delicacies.

ToSteve (2009-12-07 15:05:36)
OH YEAH

Steve (2009-12-07 15:00:55)
Does this come with flavored water poured by a man that busts through walls?

lol (2009-12-07 14:58:27)
Can't please all the people all the time. I found this hilarious. Fruitloops for dessert. Ahahhahaha!

TheCriticsSmallDick (2009-12-07 14:57:14)
I thoroughly enjoyed this update. I rate it a 9/10. I thought the brevity only added to its hilarity. Oh No... I have to go now, the critic is now looking at midget porn and will soon touch me.

Funny Stuff (2009-12-07 14:43:10)
Actually Laughed out loud at work.

bakwas (2009-12-07 14:43:00)
he is makin fun of himself

anonymous (2009-12-07 14:34:37)
Le Repas de la Faim de Grande Personne A delectably and savory microwaved TV dinner. The dish comes with two pieces of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, freshly grown vegetables and a satisfying brownie that is heated to absolute perfection. CLASSIC!

Not the best (2009-12-07 14:33:23)
Racist microwave, and minesweeper were a lot better, im not trying to be rude, but little league and this christmas one just arent as good.

The Critic (2009-12-07 14:33:04)
This one merely gets a "heh" (6/10) from The Critic. It was funny, but not laugh out loud funny, and was too short. With all the time elapsed since the last update, you could have done better.

NOLA Girl (2009-12-07 14:15:21)
"cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

leggomyego (2009-12-07 14:15:07)
hahahah hilarious...totally wasn't expecting those responses from "Brian"...

Mark (2009-12-07 14:05:47)
Oh dear god - this one had my cracking up. Best one so far.

anonymous (2009-12-07 14:02:32)
hahahaha "le sandwich rouge" is just "the red sandwich"

anonymous (2009-12-07 13:59:18)
"carefully microwaved piece of bread"....fucking genius!!! more creative than probably tiger woods lines to his wife! hall of famer for me!

kat (2009-12-07 13:54:06)
La Nouille du Triomphe = the triumph of the noodle? lmao.

Antonio (2009-12-07 13:49:33)
Love your French. The only downside is that now I want to try making a ketchup sandwhich...

anonymous (2009-12-07 13:41:07)
funny.

zz (2009-12-07 13:37:01)
"Restauran de Bon Foodeux" ahahahaa hilarious

John (2009-12-07 13:24:54)
I personally think that this is one of your worst yet.

coffee (2009-12-07 13:11:00)
bahahah nicely done!

Aleksey Korzun (2009-12-07 13:10:15)
This is golden!

Monsieur Sanwich (2009-12-07 13:05:15)
Something should've been said about his complete inability to spell everyday words. You are getting too nice. Nonetheless, excellent...

Twinkie (2009-12-07 13:04:07)
I have actually used this catering company and I highly recommend him! Great rates too!

tadpole (2009-12-07 12:57:50)
"Le Repas de la Faim de Grande Personne"... is that just the "Hungry Man" Dinners? pure genius.

Robin (2009-12-07 12:53:44)
Nice work ! :D I forwarded the meals + discription to my best friend, who is a chef. Great ideas for his new menu... :P :P

kim (2009-12-07 12:52:36)
i wish my family dinners were so good lol

Brian (2009-12-07 12:40:39)
GOL- giggle out loud.

bhear (2009-12-07 12:34:04)
hahahahahaha =)

The Goon (2009-12-07 12:31:27)
Man that's not nice. They wanted a caterer and then you offered items you can get from your local supermarket

CIA (2009-12-07 12:31:20)
haha iam at a culinary school and its funny as fuck

Funny (2009-12-07 12:30:28)
experence, mealss, reembirse, expeting, sanwich.. make me laugh funny man.. meal descriptions.. so long... ahhhh.. so long... do not want to read.. but want to laugh.. must read... ahhhh very long... tired... got my laugh.. go to bed now.

Obviousman (2009-12-07 12:27:33)
Priceless!

slap (2009-12-07 12:26:48)
sorry, but when i read the description of "Le Sandwich Rouge", i gagged. funny email!

Gross Ass Ketchup (2009-12-07 12:25:17)
Hilarious!

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