Vegan Housemate
Posted at: 2009-12-16 13:51:38
Original ad:
Hey there! My roommate and I are looking for another housemate. We live in a large apartment in Upper Darby. There are two bedrooms and a spacious living area. The rent is $250 a month, which includes cable, internet, electric, and water.
My roommate and I are both vegans and will only live with another vegan. IF YOU AREN'T A VEGAN, YOU NEED NOT APPLY. We are looking for someone who will help with the cooking, in addition to the rent.
If you are a vegan and want to live with two vegans who respect your personal space, please e-mail us. Include some information about yourself, including your source of income.
From Me to ***********@***********.org:
Hey,
I saw your ad, and I can't tell you how happy I was to see that there are fellow vegans looking for a roommate. It is so hard to find someone to live with who respects my way of life. Are you guys still looking for someone to live with?
Mike
From Joanna ******** to Me:
Yes, we still are seeking a third housemate. Can you tell us about yourself?
From Me to Joanna ********:
Well, I am a 24 year old male, and I am currently make a living by being employed. It pays well. Now, as I said earlier, I am a hardcore vegan. I totally respect your lifestyle, but I will occasionally eat a veal burger, maybe two or three times a week. I hope that isn't a big deal. If it is, I can eat it outside, but I will still need to cook it in the kitchen. But besides that, I am easy to get along with. I love watching TV. I hope you guys like CSPAN and late night HBO as much as I do. I also love music, and think I will be a great addition to your apartment.
Mike
From Joanna ******** to Me:
You're not a vegan if you eat veal. Seriously, veal? That is perhaps the single worst thing a vegan can eat. Calves that are raised to become veal are ripped from their mothers at birth so they get anemia. Then they are starved of milk, food, and exercise. They often are put in crates so they cannot move at all; they just stand and suffer until their ultimate death. Veal goes against everything veganism stands for. How you even consider calling yourself a vegan astounds me.
From Me to Joanna ********:
Well thanks for the veal history lesson. My ex used to bitch to me about veal all the time, so I know all about it. Frankly, I think that is why I enjoy veal. Knowing that the calf suffered so much to make himself that much more tender and delicious for me makes it worth every bite. If I didn't eat veal, it would probably expire and be thrown away. Then, the calf would have died in vein. You wouldn't want that, would you. Seriously, veal isn't that bad. They give the calf a nice safe home to live in. Would you rather they just let the calf just be let loose out in the wild? Then, it would probably be killed by a lion or something. By supporting veal, you are supporting the safe life of cows everywhere.
Seeing as how you got all uppity about the veal, I guess I should tell you that I own two shotguns and an assault rifle for hunting and will need to store them in the apartment. I didn't think it would be a big deal, but I may as well tell you everything. Don't worry though, both the shotguns are registered and the assault rifle has the serial numbers filed off of it so it doesn't have to be registered.
From Joanna ******** to Me:
Don't worry, you don't need to tell me anything else because you aren't going to live with us. I highly doubt there is anything about your life that even makes you close to being a vegan. You're argument sounds like something a twelve-year-old would say. You're clearly just claiming to be vegan to live in a cheap apartment. If you really think you are vegan, think again. Vegans don't hunt, idiot.
From Me to Joanna ********:
C'mon, it isn't like I'm eating the animals after I kill them. I just kill them because I hate deer. I can't tell you how many times I've stepped in deer shit - they shit everywhere. They are worse than old people. One time my little brother ate some deer shit because he thought it was beans. We had to take him to the hospital to get him tested for Lyme disease. I'm just killing deer to make Pennsylvania a better, safer place for children. I'm not eating them, so relax. I still don't eat chicken or burgers or any of that shit. You are really picky about the vegans that you want to live with. So when is the lease for your place up? I'm looking for a place to live for about five or six months, and the sooner I can move in, the better.
From Joanna ******** to Me:
YOU'RE NOT A VEGAN!
From Joanna ******** to Me:
Not eating certain kinds of meat doesn't make you a vegan. Veganism is a lifestyle which prohibits using any kind of animal product, be it food, clothes, or anything else. Hunting is absolutely unacceptable and your reasons for hunting are ridiculous. You won't be living at my apartment so give it up.
From Me to Joanna ********:
Wow, I never thought I would find someone as pretentious as Bono, but you take the cake. Next time I bite into a savory beef brisket, I'll think of you.
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Dotun (2014-01-27 10:13:22)
So hilarious...Lolz
Jay (2014-01-22 21:58:18)
"I just kill them because I hate deer."
I love you.
Whocares srsly? (2014-01-13 15:36:32)
Waste of time to even reply.
anonymous (2013-12-17 12:37:04)
How can you tell a vegan apart in a group of 1,000,000 people?
Don't worry. They'll tell you.
duh (2013-12-12 13:34:16)
Problems with identifying as vegan: Unless you live in a country that is not responsible for any carbon emissions, has zero petroleum and electrical energy usage, and you don't wear clothing- you are responsible for the death of animals. Period.
anonymous (2013-12-09 19:06:51)
in the past meat was eaten only as a means of survival.. it is now possible to survive without meat... eating meat nowadays and being ignorant to what actually going on in the industry and why is just fucked up..
anonymous (2013-12-09 19:03:31)
i'm sure a non vegan would tell someone not to eat their dog/pet well vegans feel that way towards all animals ... same shit different fur...
jimbo (2013-12-09 18:56:47)
the health benefits of meat/dairy are pushed onto people daily.... this is not about vegans and non vegans this is about people and animals ... some people don't give a shit and some people do thats just it ... vegans give a shit ...
Pete (2013-11-06 20:36:29)
I'm a vegan and I did enjoy this!! That girl was an idiot!!
@richardkpage (2013-10-15 06:17:07)
I don't think it funny to ridicule Vegans. The are an honorable and noble people. and I love it when they say "Live long and prosper"
Does a body Good (2013-09-26 17:19:31)
What the hell is wrong with milk commercials? Milk is delicious and the mustaches are iconic. And who puts a billboard on the street? What are you even talking about? You're fucking retarded.
wtf (2013-09-25 05:43:14)
LOL,this was honestly funny but wow, so many people shitting about vegans forcing their beliefs on others, so tell me what's up with meat,dairy & egg product commercials on tv,in magazines,billboards on the street...-now that's fucking annoying.
Vegan hater (2013-09-25 00:01:59)
Golly, I just hate those vegans... being all compassionate about living beings and what not. What assholes, always pushing their beliefs onto others will their giant billboards and advertisements.
meat eater (2013-09-20 14:01:58)
I like to pretend to be vegan to get them into bed then after, I like to slap her ass, burp in her face and tell her I'm a meat eater. The look on their faces is priceless
arkan (2013-09-12 19:07:19)
haha hilarios
anonymous (2013-09-06 00:45:13)
I don't think it's wrong to eat animals, considering people evolved eating meat, but the way we raise the animals that we're going to eat is just sick. Just because they are domesticated animals does not mean they should be miserable all the t
Frank (2013-09-03 14:14:46)
Hysterical
db144dc (2013-08-20 16:55:02)
@T Jackson
Babies are idiots, so yes.
anonymous (2013-08-20 16:54:17)
qwc
Ted (2013-08-14 05:09:35)
Veal *is* funny as hell. And clearly, so are dead babies.
T. Jackson (2013-07-31 22:52:05)
So many here laugh at the idea of how veal is raised.
Humanity is surely doomed if this is what passes for humor.
Dead baby jokes are your speed as well?
Chainsaw Joe (2013-06-02 12:23:38)
I've never really understood vegans. Humans were never meant to be herbivores, and it's not like you're going to change anyone's biology.
Tadashi (2013-05-26 02:59:07)
I don't think much of the attitude that goes with many vegans. If they want to be vegan, fine, but don't push it on other people. Glad to see this person fucked with.
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Billy (2013-05-16 08:32:17)
"I make a living by being employed. It pays well." Doesn't sound suspicious at all.
anonymous (2013-04-27 02:14:48)
i can fucking see that bitch sticking her nose up in the air and closing her eyes while saying some shit like that. i fuckin hate vegans. they always have to educate you on why you're wrong and they're right. high five for pissing her off bro
caliii (2013-04-03 18:02:03)
vegans are annoying whiners. fuck em. eat that tiny cow! and btw vegans... fish do not have feelings. dumb asses. veganism is retarded. humans are carnivores through evolution. its natures way.
Sir Bongload (2013-03-26 07:38:47)
I am a vegetarian and I think hunting is perfectly fine, given that you don't waste any of what you kill. This bitch is stupid and obviously doesn't understand that Native Americans were hunters and had deep respect for hunters..... 420 Blaze It!!
Anon (2013-02-25 01:40:47)
So much hate in these comments...
Yum (2013-02-20 10:48:51)
Vegans would be fine if they would stop forcing their ways on others...I want a cheeseburger.
Stupid moron (2013-02-15 06:27:22)
@... Are you really that dumb? you don't think sperm is alive? Of course they are. They're half of what is needed to make a living being. They have a genetic makeup.
Tlyer (2013-02-10 13:45:21)
LOL, fucking vegans. You never see non-vegans trying to enforce their beliefs upon vegans, but vegans will do that shit all day. You must be retarded if you think consuming animals is inhumane; it's been happening since the dawn of time.
Kenzie (2013-01-31 19:07:29)
Being a vegan, vegetarian, or eating meat is totally fine. It doesn't matter who you are. Everyone can live their own lifestyle. But eating animals IS ok because they were put on Earth for us to eat. Cows have a safer environment when they are killed.
Jack (2013-01-29 00:40:58)
"I currently make a living by being employed" LOL
R0TMASTER (2013-01-10 15:21:40)
"One time my little brother ate some deer shit because he thought it was beans." I absolutly lost it on this one
former vegan (2013-01-08 21:53:35)
Hilarious! But vegans like this give us all a bad name. Don't assume they are all pretentious assholes. When i was vegan, i rarely revealed that information bc unfortunately it always elicited rude responses from equally pretentious anti-vegans.
ur an idiot (2012-12-25 21:30:00)
Sperm comes from living creatures, you fucking idiot. Milk's not alive either, but vegans don't drink it, because it comes from a living creature. Kindly go commit suicide, mkay? Is suicide vegan?
... (2012-12-24 04:33:14)
You think sperm are living creatures? Cute.
@ Vegan sperms (2012-12-22 10:10:48)
Only if a vegan gives oral sex and swallows.
Vegan sperms (2012-12-21 19:58:24)
When vegans cums don't they murder billions of living sperms?
Still Curious (2012-12-20 07:21:37)
Nobody has told me whether or not boogars are vegan, and I really want to know, because I eat them all the time, but I don't eat beef or chicken or any of that shit.
@lacedkush (2012-12-13 19:34:51)
Dear commentor (california kitteh), wat exctly is a 'kitteh'? & wat exctly do u mean by "....meat is 'midred' animals"?I guess u only knw wat they told u. Now dearie, u need to do the fllwing: go bite out of a neat steak, then lear
w/e (2012-11-26 21:45:51)
Did no one else catch "die in VEIN"? Hehe.
anonymous (2012-11-18 01:05:10)
How do you know if someone is a vegan? Oh don't worry the will tell you pretty quick
Anon (2012-11-16 18:34:27)
Are boogars vegan?
anonymous (2012-11-12 14:34:25)
Omg I almost pissed myself when he was like " I think that's why it tastes better, knowing the calf went through suffering made it that much more savory to bite into." haha, the vegan was probably like wth...
anonymous (2012-11-02 12:21:56)
lol i eat baby goat that has just been weaned...:D and lambs are tasty too!!
Andrei (2012-10-17 17:51:23)
How can a single human talks so much shit :))??
I can't stop laughing when i'm on that page :))
californoa kitteh :3 (2012-10-15 11:52:24)
Meat is midred animals!!!11 thays bad! I cant believe barbarians still murdur living animals for food! Thats maen!!1
portland (2012-10-02 02:05:10)
I would rather eat an animal than eat all their food, quick death versus starvation for the critters
Kedric (2012-09-28 11:06:39)
'They shit everywhere. They are worse than old people.'
LMFAO
Fuck Vegans (2012-09-27 19:32:22)
Name says it all. Pretentious asshats is what they are.
Lol (2012-09-25 20:43:59)
Yeah, this is hilarious vegans deserve to die.
HEY NATE (2012-08-30 23:14:19)
YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT.
nate (2012-08-29 22:29:43)
Hey more meat for us... the vegans will eventually die out. Once all their bones break and they look like a holocaust survivor due to lack of nutrients. Social Darwinism
odinsgrin (2012-08-27 23:20:23)
I wish you were all lined up in a row so I could shoot you. Then I'd eat a salad.
TheMiddlePath (2012-08-25 22:48:05)
Nature is a cycle were nutrients pass from plants to the animals who eat it. Then the animals deposit the nutrients in the soil, which goes to the plants etc. Being vegan is a huge paradox, s everything eaten has come from an animal at least indirectly.
anonymous (2012-08-18 17:16:34)
the veg that a vegan eats is fertilized with animal manure so how does that work what do you think soil is composed of ? dead animals and plants
Seriously? (2012-08-08 23:27:53)
Stupid people exist everywhere, some are vegans such as these people, coincidence ends there.
yolo (2012-07-30 00:21:26)
vegans like these give vegans everywhere a bad name...
gtfo butthurt vegans (2012-07-29 12:06:03)
You queers have no life, may I ask if you wear shoes? Or belts? Or purses? Or use makeup? Do you fools know what those are made of? Of course not retards.
gay rules (2012-07-29 12:03:56)
You are not allowed to discriminqte based on religion but somehow vegans can descriminate normal people? I hope someone ships a lpad of steaks to thos bitches dpprstep and films them freak out.
california kitth :3 (2012-07-29 12:00:12)
Ik a vegan!1 yolo!1 all you animal muderers can go away!
@Miss SArcasm (2012-07-27 20:21:12)
shut up you dyke
Buacks (2012-07-25 15:58:16)
OMG "Then, it would probably be killed by a lion or something" hahahahahaha
Daniel Bryan (2012-07-24 19:16:45)
YES! YES! YES!, fak u mike!
Miss SArcasm (2012-07-21 01:53:08)
Guys lol dont diss the vegans... Im not vegan or anything but god... judgemental much? You dont know the people. For all you know they could be saints. I dont think it really matters that much...
LOL I love Mike ahahahahahahaha
LOLOLOLOL (2012-07-20 19:04:43)
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not even a vegan (2012-07-18 15:34:03)
the dude who replied to the ad is an idiot. you don't get to attack someone because they don't want you to live with them. you sound like a terrible roommate altogether.
VegansRRetarded (2012-07-10 16:28:40)
Vegans will not eat honey... Fucking retards....
Miguel (2012-07-10 13:15:15)
"pretentious as Bono" hahahaha
Peter (2012-07-07 08:29:52)
How can you tell if you've invited a vegan to your dinner party?? --Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Sean (2012-07-04 19:27:47)
Reki you're retarded. Dumbshit
Reki (2012-06-25 23:58:20)
About those who say that life as a vegan is difficult, I have yet to meat one that lives this way for anything other than popularity. They actually believe 'facts' like the above.
Reki (2012-06-25 23:57:29)
Vegans are idiots. The animals are brought up to whatever age they are needed to be then shot in the head with a special tool (typically not a gun) to kill them instantly.
Ray (2012-06-25 20:16:57)
I have been a veg for over 45 yrs and I do have a gun (380 Bersa) And I don't care what you eat. American indians have a name for us, 'Poor hunter'. LOL I'm a vet and I don't the gun for hunting. ; ? )
DeionizedMilk (2012-06-25 13:02:56)
...I hate how these idiots equate posting anonymously with being a jackass. There is nothing wrong with veganism and your blind, uninformed ridicule of a perfectly respectable belief system is disappointing.
CT (2012-06-24 12:37:53)
*veal isn't starved, vegans are
CT (2012-06-24 12:37:24)
wouldn't you expect a vegan to know what veal is if they're so opposed to it? vegans aren't starved, thats probably the worst way to make food taste better, thats ike me saying I'm opposed to catholicism because they rape sheep
anonymous (2012-06-23 15:34:39)
Here in America we hunt kill And eat animals baby so look alive .... Do you think ppl hundreds of years ago had the choice to be a vegan pussy ... NO they ate And used all of the fucking animal to survive u pudding pop pussy
nick (2012-06-12 12:50:24)
Don't be trolling on the vegans because I'm a vegetarian and the insults are endless (I also live I tx) life as a vegan would be hard I'm sure they have their reasons
Futalover (2012-06-11 13:40:29)
i think that vegans should be left to die like the weak vermin that they are.
OmG GiRl 6969 (2012-05-30 01:26:29)
LOL! Epic.. also it's vain not vein... Just stating that.
Warren (2012-05-25 01:17:35)
Stupid stuck up Vegans.... HA HA. Lets laugh at em. they laughed at me and my family.
my hero (2012-05-13 03:33:07)
Are you some sort of god?
PaultheCabDriver (2012-05-11 11:06:26)
I hate deer. they shit everywhere. they are worse than old people. OMG, I'm still laughing at that line ten minutes later...
sparky234 (2012-04-29 19:58:31)
I'm not a vegan myself, and most vegans are self-righteous a-holes, but the belief that we need meat to be healthy is simply wrong... and factory farms are absolutely horrific.
Josh (2012-04-14 20:07:27)
Vegans are fucking pussies. I love this so much. Trolling vegans is the best.
texas (2012-03-13 17:30:14)
You should of added that you eat a large bowl of hummingbird hearts for breakfast occasionally.
Veal (2012-03-02 02:37:19)
I am a veal and find this offensive.
Koko (2012-02-28 00:04:20)
I just love the diatribe against deer and their feces.
spellnazi (2012-01-25 02:12:38)
Is this some sort of sick veal pun: "dying in vein..." as in bleeding the calf out, or did you mean "dying in vain"?
scud missile (2012-01-23 00:38:49)
i love a nice rare blood dripping piece of meat!!
Jonny (2012-01-12 04:22:41)
"I am currently make a living by being employed. It pays well."
Sick burn right there.
Rich (2012-01-05 19:35:21)
Dont hate vegans --- They are really quite tasty.
Cory Hall (2012-01-05 01:10:31)
I think it's hilarious that vegans somehow think that they are single handily saving the planet by not eating animals.
Velocikat (2011-12-28 20:09:08)
Still use inhumane ways to make their product so I understand where the vegans are coming from.
Velocikat (2011-12-28 20:08:16)
To the people dissing vegans/vegitarians: I think we should respect how they've chosen to live. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all ):
Although, humans are made to be omnivores, a lot of meat companies and private food
BeefEater (2011-12-21 04:32:24)
Dear Vegans, just so you know, my food eats your food
KidKelRock (2011-12-16 16:00:36)
Wasnt aware they used dollars in Darbyshire.
George (2011-12-14 14:21:18)
I was a vegan, until that compelling argument.
Chaos (2011-12-03 10:50:09)
"I am currently make a living by being employed"
v (2011-12-01 08:34:17)
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Pablo (2011-12-01 08:21:58)
"Wow, I never thought I would find someone as pretentious as Bono" hahahhahahhahaa!!!!
Papi M (2011-11-28 09:07:55)
"If I didn't eat veal, it would probably expire and be thrown away. Then, the calf would have died in vein." this part killed me
@meatball (2011-11-27 18:40:20)
I'll eat three.
meatball (2011-11-23 21:35:03)
for every animal you don't eat i will eat two
Robin561 (2011-11-23 19:16:31)
I'm a vegetarian and I still find this funny. Seriously, this is meant to be kind of a joke and you should probably treat it like one.
REAL real vegan (2011-11-22 21:22:57)
I am vegan and I find this offensive
hoho (2011-11-22 17:09:47)
Bacon veal burgers baby!!!!!!
Noah (2011-11-04 02:51:35)
"C'mon, it isn't like I'm eating the animals after I kill them. I just kill them because I hate deer." Lost it so hard
Rainbowman (2011-10-22 00:23:02)
@ Leonard Hatred I agree with you 100 percent!!! I hate when vegans tell me not to put sausages in my mouth! I eat meat because I was born that way. P.S. Are you single?
Leonard Hatred (2011-10-19 10:16:06)
Vegans are so fucking pathetic. Enjoy dying of malnutrition, faggots.
anonymous (2011-10-14 16:38:44)
i really can't understand vegeans/vegetarians. i have nothing against them, but i can't understand how they can choose to live without meat, and in vegans case, any NIMAL PRODUCT. Humans are omnivores, we are designed to eat meat
real vegan (2011-10-12 17:48:44)
You can't even spell vegan dude....."vagan" is that like a vegan who ONLY eats vag?
confuzzed (2011-10-11 23:27:45)
The commercial on the left side of this is for vegetarian shirts LULZ
Captain Obvious (2011-10-11 22:18:36)
"One time my little brother ate some deer shit because he thought it was beans" Lost it.
bacon (2011-10-10 02:26:47)
i fucking love bacon
Grandma's Titty (2011-10-09 14:16:35)
"As pretentious as Bono".I'd make this guy pope then suck his dick.And I'm a straight atheist.
A person (2011-10-01 09:20:29)
I can't believe how many spelling mistakes we make... Some of them are meant to be used, we're so stupid!
mike (2011-09-30 21:46:24)
vegans r kool
Brienne (2011-09-30 17:11:31)
trolling*
Brienne (2011-09-30 17:10:58)
Now, I don't care what anyone chooses to or not to eat, but I think everyone's missing the point. The real sickening thing is that these vegans think of themselves as better than others for their lifestyle choices. Hence why they deserve such a tr
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TheWattsMan (2011-09-28 01:56:14)
"Eggplant tastes like eggplant, but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty god damn good, doesn't it? Yes it does, yes it does." - Dennis Leary
Alan Calkins (2011-09-22 03:59:38)
Too funny! I love how people get all serious. I mean really, do they expect you to sneak up and stuff a cork up a deer's butt? Stoopid deer
Mike Arsewipe (2011-09-19 03:39:02)
I'm pretty sure Joanna is now suffering from anorexia due to eating only veges... Tsk! Tsk! Poor Joanna..
Wah ha ha ha (2011-09-17 10:40:04)
"Next time I bite into a savory beef brisket, I'll think of you."
Beautiful. Simply beautiful! :-D
Meat Eater :L (2011-09-03 14:31:25)
OMFG this guy is so funny!!
Berverly (2011-08-23 06:40:45)
french dude with your french names you are such a prick!!!!!!!!!!!!how are we supposed to knw what you talking about coz we aint chefs
violet (2011-08-23 06:36:27)
Its really an indivdual choice to be a vegan but damn yall dnt know what you are missing out on,i mean the meat is the way to go.YEAH BABY:::::::
men (2011-08-21 08:31:09)
you got ripped dick head.
@jow (2011-08-16 02:34:22)
I want a fucking veal burger not a hamburger
@jow (2011-08-16 02:34:22)
I want a fucking veal burger not a hamburger
Jow (2011-08-16 00:05:33)
I want a hamburger
Piercer666 (2011-08-15 19:55:44)
Stupid Vegans vegetables are what food eat
@Dylan (2011-08-10 16:14:04)
These are emails from an asshole.. what did you expect the guy to be??
Anon. (2011-08-08 05:27:40)
*vain
Ummm (2011-08-08 00:03:49)
I thought veal was a female deer?
AD (2011-08-06 14:51:21)
I m a vagan & I have never ever lectured anyone. Commenters here who think vegans are pretentious or its a crime just to be vegan are such dickheads. Eat whatever u want - why the fuck would I care asshole...
Anon (2011-08-05 01:39:46)
Wow, Joanna sounds like a dumb bitch. People who moralise about food are fucking disgusting.
AFEG (2011-08-04 20:31:26)
We had to take him to the hospital to get him tested for Lyme disease
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A REAL STORY
Hunt the Vegans (2011-07-27 16:54:47)
veganism is a lifestyle i respect. But it's the vegans who are obvnoxious and talk shit on us who like meat that i cannot stand. I was working at warped tour the other day and there was a Vegan tent right next to our tent and all they spoke about wa
Retroactive (2011-07-26 18:49:08)
The best part of this gag is where he explains the thoughts of the animal suffering make it more enjoyable to eat.
Really Now? (2011-07-22 14:55:18)
I love how all of the comments made from vegans are dripping with pretentiousness.Thanks for reminding everybody why the rest of the world can't stand you.I'm a PETA supporter too -People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
Dynamic Dragon (2011-07-21 08:20:39)
I think she deserved it. Restricting her roomates to "Vegan only" was just asking for trouble
vegansrannoying (2011-07-19 23:55:43)
live in the north and see if you can get by on veggies.
~ (2011-07-19 23:36:21)
HA! That is so cruel. I loved the part where he said the calf might get eaten by a lion. Laughed so hard.
Roger Clotz (2011-07-14 21:07:53)
the only thing in life that makes me happy is a nice chunk of very rare and tender beef.
@observer (2011-07-14 05:05:05)
Then don't waste your time reading the e-mails you effing dullard.
@Kruger (2011-07-13 09:18:58)
I however wouldn't hesitate to kill a cute rabbit to make a delicious stew and sell its fur. If you can't do that, you probably have no clear ethical standing to eat meat.
@Kruger (2011-07-13 09:16:49)
There is one unethical thing about eating meat. I think if you don't have the guts to kill and slaughter and butcher an animal that provides your meat you shouldn't eat it.
@Kruger (2011-07-13 09:16:46)
There is one unethical thing about eating meat. I think if you don't have the guts to kill and slaughter and butcher an animal that provides your meat you shouldn't eat it.
@observer (2011-07-12 21:45:11)
Reading the emails is funnier than watching paint dry,actually.
Jon D (2011-07-11 13:46:08)
Stupid VEGans who wants to live in a two bedroom apartment with two other people. whos room would the third roomate sleep in. Vegans are retarded. HUMANS are omnivors. you need a bit of meat. you sick fucks
Nigello (2011-07-11 07:31:33)
The ad-writer was just stating her terms for sharing the flat, which she is entitled to do. I'm not a vegan, but I respect her right to be one, and not to have to justify herself to people who aren't. People who feel the need to force their life
Corey (2011-07-11 05:41:50)
Vegans are pussies. I'm not sorry.
Po (2011-07-08 18:16:58)
God i love weiner!
Observer (2011-07-08 11:23:45)
Wow, this website is as funny as watching paint dry. Just kidding, paint is funnier, actually.
John Smith (2011-07-07 19:20:36)
to:Dylan it was a joke, you sound like a pussy
Dylan (2011-07-06 03:41:32)
the guy was an asshole! He just decided to be a jerk to her for no reason. If she wants to live with a vegan then so what
Kruger (2011-07-05 13:50:38)
..just that the meat-free lifestyle has detrimental consequences for many of the human anatomy's multifarious systems and functions, which, if pervasive throughout human society totally, would render us more vulnerable as a species, in darwinian terms
Kruger (2011-07-05 13:47:15)
...plus i'd rather someone else did it for me. But, objectively speaking, there is no moral foundation for objection to meat eating, since we as a species require that nutrition. i'm not saying you can't live a reasonably healthy life otherwis
Kruger (2011-07-05 13:43:11)
I respect a veggie/vegan's right to any lifestyle they please, and for whatever reasons they feel to be just. I personally find no joy in thinking of slaughtered animals, but i recognise it is a necessary action if i am to maintain a balanced diet.
Co Cor (2011-07-05 04:39:29)
Its amazing how many idiots come to this website to bitch about what is said. If this shit offends you, then get the fuck off this site.
hyuk hyuk hyuk (2011-07-01 19:48:37)
reading the replies defending meat consumption makes me feel better about myself, because they're all really fucking stupid! thanks guys =]
wow (2011-06-30 14:17:21)
this post was hilarious, but i just browsed through these comments out of curiosity and it's seriously depressing reading all the unwarranted hate against two sides of an issue.
I'm not a Vegan. (2011-06-28 00:58:28)
I don't disrespect the lifestyle, my ex was a vegan. THE THING IS, given their way, if lions ruled the world as humans do currently, they'd be eating us... Most of the animals we are eating would likely LOVE to eat us.
vegannigga (2011-06-22 18:51:37)
lolol vegan is the new way of saying NO NIGGERS ALLOWED
lolwut (2011-06-22 15:31:23)
gymnasts don't have DDD breats dumbass.
VegetarianAndProud (2011-06-21 13:48:12)
The post was funny. The comments, however, are full of arrogant assholes on both sides of the argument.
ajgatsz (2011-06-20 05:04:38)
I think it was funny as hell. I think the original add was quite stuck-up, so serves him right. :) If you don't know what I'm talking about read the original add while exchanging the word 'vegan', with the word 'white'.
Gilly Billman (2011-06-16 16:58:49)
Who gives a fuck more importantly? This shit is hilarious
to xalbivor... (2011-06-16 00:34:35)
Nobody places in the 100th percentile. The highest percentile possible is 99.. so clearly you're not that smart. Get over yourself.
??? (2011-06-15 20:19:48)
look in the mirror before you judge others.***
??? (2011-06-15 20:19:05)
Also, I am vegan and I respect your decision to eat meat. Respect mine. Thank you.
??? (2011-06-15 20:18:05)
I just think it's funny that the same people that claim vegans to be "self righteous" and believe that they "impose their beliefs" on others are the same people saying "Eat meat!" etc... Maybe you should look in the mirror befo
Xalbivor (2011-06-15 14:53:19)
being a vegan, it may suprise some of you that I place in the 100 percentile of all of my acedemic exams, and am an athlete on crew with an erg time of 6:49 (that is good).
Fo' cereal? (2011-06-14 02:24:25)
Being a vegan is mental. Being a [healthy] vegetarian is tough. Being a [healthy] pescetarian isn't that bad.
Once upon a time I was a bad vegetarian and an athlete. Several cracked bones later I decided to actually do research on how to be health
deadstatue (2011-06-13 20:27:22)
Here's research for you...proven that vegans have smaller brains than meat eaters ...meat fat and proteins are essential unless you're ok with reversing evolutionary progress...
Exgymnast (2011-06-13 16:34:13)
To vegetarian... How do you even have the energy to do gymnastics if you don't eat meat..? Not possible.
The Troller (2011-06-13 15:23:09)
We snuck some meat into a vegan restaurant we had been invited to and pissed off our host. So we left and ate meat at home. HAIL BEEF !
anonymous (2011-06-13 00:36:46)
i live on a farm and I can tell you not all veal is raised in that manner. Though it is sad often the calf will have a birth defect or simply be a bull and a farmer who raises cows for milk will ship the calf off to be slaughtered and made for veal.
Lazarus Long (2011-06-12 15:07:06)
I feel that all vegans are hypocritical by nature. Vegetables release chemical pheromones much like cries of pain and anguish, that other vegetables can often pick up on. Veggies have feelings too.
Logic (2011-06-11 15:05:38)
DDD and 126 pounds? That's what like 30 pounds in your chest alone? And 5'10" for the rest of the 96 pounds. I honestly hope you're lying because that's not healthy, thats called an eating disorder. Oh and good luck being a successful
just great (2011-06-11 13:33:53)
It is very sad that the most vocal people in favor of eating meat are loud, belligerent, ignorant people who by trying to defend a perfectly acceptable and reasonable way of life only give people justification in their arguments against it.
Squid (2011-06-09 19:35:14)
If we rounded up everyone who took a dontevenreply entry seriously and grounded them up we could end world hunger.
Xalbivor (2011-06-09 19:24:44)
Leave our way of life alone. It does not concern any of you. we welcome any, but do not pester us for what we believe in!
Vegan=Degenerate (2011-06-08 23:07:56)
Vegans also conveniently forget about all the slave labor, and animal habitat loss used in harvesting their precious fucking soybean.
Vegan=Degenerate (2011-06-08 23:06:23)
"blo bloo my eating habits promote tons of needless suffering and i have to angrily flail around and try to insult people who have better eating habits in order to disguise this fact" - Everygoddamn vegan/vegetarian in the universe.
This is wha
Michelle (2011-06-08 18:14:15)
Wow, it's like seeing all the lowlifes of the world reunited to hate on vegans, vegetarians and homosexuality.
Lester, Moe (2011-06-08 16:15:59)
I was thinking about becoming a vegan. But just that night i had a soft & juicy steak with mushrooms. If i had to eat just the mushrooms, i think i would just go kill a couple of vegans and eat them instead.
vegasian (2011-06-08 05:31:35)
need to pee! where to-vegan or not?
anonymous (2011-06-07 12:52:33)
Vegetables are always being contaminated with E-Coli. Don't try to tell me vegetarians live 15+ years longer than people who eat meat, because that is some straight up bullshit.
Bob (2011-06-07 02:52:07)
Wow vegetarian, are you really DDD? Can I see a picture?
Ian (2011-06-06 14:58:51)
and the assault rifle has the serial numbers filed off of it so it doesn't have to be registered - gotta love that logic
Vegetarian (2011-06-05 22:42:20)
scientifically speaking, you don't need it to live. Do some research before calling people fags.
Vegetarian (2011-06-05 22:38:21)
I'm a vegetarian. No meat and I'm 5'10" 126 pounds with DDD breast and I'm a gymnast. Still think Vegetarians and vegans are fags? Vegetarians live 15 years longer on average than meat eaters. You have NO moral reasons TO eat meat and
Big Boy (2011-06-03 19:13:43)
But gfhfgg you are right the Vegan lifestyle is wacked. HUMANS NEED MEAT, and DAIRLY PRODUCTS to survive it is in the Food Pyramid. Vegans are week and boney because the don't get the proper vitamins and nutrients. So vegans can smc
Big Boy (2011-06-03 19:09:59)
I am sorry gfhfgg it is in fact not spelled 'stupid' the proper spelling is 'stoopid' and you my friend are indeed Slightly Stoopid.
IMHO (2011-06-03 03:03:08)
so you're a vegan? Big fuckin deal
so you're not a vegan? Big fuckin deal
Haha (2011-06-02 21:17:50)
If you vegans REALLY cared about nature, you would realize what a food chain is and that as omnivores, we must eat meat AND vegetables.
gfhfgg (2011-05-31 15:45:11)
Its stupid not stoopid.
anonymous (2011-05-31 00:55:34)
"Wow, I never thought I would find someone as pretentious as Bono, but you take the cake" yes
omg rly? (2011-05-30 19:08:49)
OMG Vegans and Vegetarians..u r all stoopid!
Plants are living things...ur hurting them by eating them stoopid fuks!!!!!
Ric (2011-05-30 16:37:25)
I hope that u sadistic animal hating fucks are reincarnated as an animals being raised for slaughter. I'm not a vegan, but I don't eat animals or animal products. I'm 100% heterosexual, but I tolerate and respect all orientations.
Dikfцre (2011-05-30 14:32:00)
You know lolcat? I killed it and fed it to asian ppls. Suck my cow sized dick vegans
dude (2011-05-28 05:29:38)
i eat vegans and anyone who behave like them
vegans lol (2011-05-27 10:50:55)
How do you know if someone is vegan?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
NOH8 (2011-05-26 03:18:44)
I eat vegans.
Dear 'Huh?' (cont): (2011-05-25 14:30:23)
A sincere thank you to everyone else on this site for hating on these vegan, hybrid driving, tree hugging faggots. 'LETTER TO VEGANS', i totally plagiarized u bro xD.
Dear 'Huh?' (cont): (2011-05-25 14:25:46)
It is therefore my contention that you are a vegan bitch and probably lost both of your balls in a bike accident as a child. Maybe if you eat meat you'll grow them back, faggot.
Dear 'Huh?': (2011-05-25 14:23:05)
You, my good friend, epitomize the faggotry and pussification of today's society. You support vegans, hate war, and support poor ass homeless people.
Huh? (2011-05-24 21:10:53)
Such homophobes on this site as well. Real men don't feel the need to call other men "pussies" and "fags".
Huh? (2011-05-24 21:08:29)
get angry over something that matters like war and poverty!
Huh? (2011-05-24 21:07:23)
wow so much hate for vegans, im so confused! why does their choice of lifestyle upset you all so much? you all need to relax and stop being such sick bitches especially cos it makes you all sound like redneck 12 year olds! get angry over something that ma
Jeffers (2011-05-24 01:21:59)
Everytime I hear a vegan complain, I make a grilled bacon and cheese sandwich. I'm so fucking fat.
someone (2011-05-23 07:25:24)
I think people can eat whatever they want.
the problem is not the animal or plant used to make the food but the way the animal is treated (I don't know how to spell it right, im not american). and humans are in evolutive terms supposed
Dankolishanta Boody (2011-05-21 04:01:46)
I no dese meet eters ain tryin' to git tryflin' mane! Meet is bad fo' u!
Anonymous (2011-05-14 04:53:51)
I thought vegans meant people from Las Vegas...hahahahah!
trololol (2011-05-13 15:39:15)
"if you don't eat meat, then you literally turn into a pussy. I was kidding btw, vegans are fags XD."
pussies aren't fags. and they intake meat
anonymous(continued) (2011-05-13 14:04:19)
dawn of time, but if you don't eat meat, then you literally turn into a pussy. I was kidding btw, vegans are fags XD.
anonymous (2011-05-13 03:08:16)
You guys are dishing out a lot of hate. re-evaluate your words. If you didn't feel so threatened by veganism, let alone defensive, you wouldn't feel the need to take such childish jabs.
It's easy to say we've been eating meat since the
teeheehee (2011-05-13 00:19:00)
most vegans don't realize that pretty much everything has a trace of animal in it.
that makeup you're wearing? toothpaste you use to clean your teeth? - hello cow parts!
SMD (2011-05-12 17:11:26)
I'm gonna go kill 10 cows and make the biggest manwich in the fuckin world!!! Vegans suck my dick
Beauford Justice (2011-05-11 15:41:41)
They have to kill plants to eat them, you know. They're tearing them apart and devouring them with a topping of "dressing", or "white slime". It's just as bad as meat. So stfu vegans.
Juls (2011-05-10 02:21:08)
who wants an angus burger from mcdonalds? YUM.
DirtyDodger (2011-05-10 01:16:00)
I am not a vegan, but I do recognize that it is the right thing to do and respect people who are able to pull it off. I eat cheese and I catch fish for food, but thats about it. Budweiser in a can is a serious fucking treat. Cattle Decapitation (band) are
Nate (2011-05-09 00:35:32)
What do you call a vegan guy who masturbates? A "non-dairy creamer"
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the bulb, and one to check for animal by-products.
anonymous (2011-05-06 17:01:41)
play nice children
LETTER TO VEGANS 3 (2011-05-06 14:29:46)
In conclusion, I would like to reiterate that you guys are complete pussies. You make me ashemed to be liberal. Go rape your dog and fuck a cow (not your wife) and die. Btw, i am eating a triple manwich with bacon. SUCK IT
LETTER TO VEGANS 2 (2011-05-06 14:29:16)
If you are a male vegan, it is my contention that you probably lost both of your balls and your dick in an accident as a child, and grew a pussy. If you start eating meat, you might actually grow them back, fags.
LETTER TO VEGANS 1 (2011-05-06 14:28:19)
This is a sincere and heartfelt letter from myself to all of the vegans viewing this comment. I understand that if are a female and happen to be a vegan, you are probably an uptight anorexic bitch that loves animals more than your fellow humans.
Lundy (2011-05-06 02:28:22)
Shut up Michelle.
Michelle (2011-05-05 06:11:42)
Troll. You're all pretty damn sad. Not all Vegans are self-righteous and are doing it for all the right reasons, and for those of you who said it is going against nature, so is the way you treat the animals you consume, and how does drinking milk from
lulz (2011-05-05 04:38:28)
i agreee, veganism is stupid thing. Can you imagine, what would happen if vegans existed from the beginning of humanity? They will still be monkeys :D
anonymous (2011-05-03 16:57:33)
I don't know why vegans eat plants. You have to kill plants to eat them. What did those plants ever do to deserve that treatment?
Brendan (2011-05-03 14:40:17)
Veganism is the dumbest thing ever. People have always ate meat and always will.
BILL GRUNDY (2011-05-03 09:43:25)
F**K VEGANS! from a vegetarian
mrgoodbytes87 (2011-05-03 01:04:07)
How do you find a vegan at a party?
You don't. They'll let you know.
use (2011-05-02 02:34:17)
because he successfully detoxed himself off of dairy products *****
lol feral (2011-05-02 02:33:17)
NO offense mak , hold on to your thick rimmed glasses but a "meat eater" would not take out an add like that. Only a vegan would walk in the room standing there in their tom's all self righteous and proclaim superiority over everyone else beca
anonymous (2011-05-01 00:49:42)
relax, i dont eat them. i just kill them because i hate deer.
48 & Appreciative (2011-04-30 10:22:54)
Needs to be in Top Rated. Hilarious! Thanks.
anonymous (2011-04-29 21:59:21)
If they really want to not eat meat, sucks for them. As long as they aren't trying to change other peoples lives, like the A holes at peta, then there's no need to be a dick to them. Everyone has they're own lifestyle choices, just respect oth
you suck (2011-04-29 18:55:38)
this is cheesey and you suck
anonymous (2011-04-28 14:56:41)
Actually we don't need meet. We need proteins. And proteins are widely available elsewhere...
anonymous (2011-04-27 12:35:27)
fuck vegans bunch of pretentious hipsters, they're so damn ironic it kills me inside
whippersnapper (2011-04-25 13:21:41)
Even the old people come off better than all of you.
Nice post man.
Flower dude (2011-04-24 23:34:52)
I only eat animals that died of natural causes, sure it's annoying picking their recently (sometimes not-so-recently) evacuated bowels out of their fur, and skinning the small ones (frogs, baby mice, pigeons etc) can be a pain, but it's totally gr
Mcfoxy (2011-04-24 21:44:50)
If you think you are better then somebody because of the food you eat.. then... i dont know how to help you.
Alex (2011-04-24 20:49:42)
Literally neither party come off well in this.
itjustcantbestoped (2011-04-24 16:17:42)
I'm such a fan of this so funny and as long as people can comment about it, well it just wont stop. true genius if ever I've seen.
anita (2011-04-24 11:00:41)
Please respect vegans. Who the hell do you think you are to call the other retarded just because of his eating habits? That is so ridiculous that it makes you reatarded just by saying that.
Jay (2011-04-23 17:59:07)
vegans are retards
A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. (2011-04-23 16:33:37)
While veganism does go against nature, so does nearly everything humans enjoy. This computer for instance. It's a personal decision and should be respected as such. Omnivores are fine too. It's when either type of person gets arrogant or cruel tha
Deer (2011-04-23 09:38:24)
As a member of the deer community, I'd like to apologise for all the poo.
lalala (2011-04-22 18:08:22)
this is just what happens when you feed trolls
Skinny (2011-04-22 04:09:50)
I want to be a vegan but I drove the splitting saw at the meatworks and I thought my mates would make fun of me, so I transferred to dry rendering where the smell of cooking turned me off my dinner of steak and two veges. Now I can't eat either.
FredZilch (2011-04-21 11:52:37)
I once had a vegan for dinner ... he was exquisite with chianti and fava beans ... schlpp, schlpp, schlpp!
Pepe Snead (2011-04-20 00:28:24)
Mmmm. Vegans... But the last time I ate vegan tartar I got a bad case of worms...
Dudley (2011-04-19 22:24:47)
Thanks 'wow'. I can now sleep with a peaceful conscience because only 'some' of my leather belt is made from dead animals and apparently that's ok. Oil isn't bacteria Moron.
Jyeah (2011-04-19 21:29:39)
Just for the record, to vegans talking about health, Japanese people eat meat all the time and live longer than anyone else in the world. I think that says enough.
Wow (2011-04-19 20:43:08)
These comments are all pretty dumb and immature. Dudley, that is a terrible argument. First of all, most oil comes from bacteria, not animals. Second, we don't actively kill animals to make oil and the few animals that did end up as oil were not raise
mak (2011-04-19 18:25:30)
Interesting how the meat eaters go feral and accuse vegans of being aggressive and pushing their lifestyle on others. They thought he wanted to move into their home - if he was some guy in the street - they wouldn't talk to him about his eating habits
copper (2011-04-19 16:07:20)
TROLLING DEEP
alex (2011-04-12 22:17:33)
Your all tremendous fuckheads, relax.
anonymous (2011-04-11 11:13:41)
When the hell did a Vegans way of life become 'healthy'? In a natural world (one they strive for, mind you) they would starve themselves to death. We need meat. PERIOD. Now, Science has made it possible for them to scuttle by (barely)- quite hones
lesbian2 (2011-04-10 19:04:35)
@chillout: good one :)
VEGAN LOL ! (2011-04-09 12:54:08)
"Knowing that the calf suffered so much to make himself that much more tender and delicious for me makes it worth every bite" mwhahahaha I laughed so much at that part, you're my hero !
derp (2011-04-04 19:30:40)
Azmat you are clearly missing meg's point. She is one of these pretentious vegans.
Azmat (2011-04-03 15:51:03)
meg, you need to fucking chill. This is some hilarious shit. The joke isn't that vegans are stupid, the joke is that these pretentious assholes will only live with vegans because they consider themselves better.
@Lord (2011-04-03 00:04:59)
Keep on rocking.
NoChill (2011-04-03 00:04:08)
Vegans are retards. Humans were made to eat MEAT, among other things. Vegans are unnatural, retarded, and need to be put out of their misery.
ChillOut (2011-04-01 08:11:41)
Now now now.. can't we all just get along and let everyone be? Vegans are cool. Meat lovers are cool.. I'm a lesbian and I eat vegans..
meg (2011-03-31 01:43:12)
Lord - you're dumb as shit.
We don't care about what shit you put into your unhealthy, fat ass body and clogged up plaque filled arteries. It's about what we want, and that is good health, and a guilt free existence.
SMD.
Lord (2011-03-31 00:32:57)
I know a vegan place down the road from where I live. Everyone there is one of those asshole "I'm good for animals" types. At least weekly I buy a big burger and eat at one of their booths and wave to everyone.
mclovin it (2011-03-28 18:23:01)
OK I actually agree with many vegans on many many topics. But I have to say I live in vegan ground zero - Kitsilano in Vancouver and the vegans in my area are seriously out of touch with society. My exposure is mostly to the preachy, devout type. Most h
anonymous (2011-03-28 17:48:21)
@ Sparkly, I hope you're just trolling because what you wrote looks like what a ghetto drag queen would write. It's a joke, really damn funny at that, don't get that dildo up your ass in a twist because your asshole might fall out.
Sparkly (2011-03-28 12:36:01)
u shud not make fun of vegans. they are jus tryna make d world bettar. one step at a time bye making all d hatars stop eating all of the meats.
fuckyou (2011-03-28 02:12:14)
By the way, you can joke about whatever the fuck you want. It's stupid to say otherwise.
fuckyou (2011-03-28 02:08:59)
if there's one thing i hate, it's dumb ignorant americans lashing out at what they are too close-minded to understand and calling it gay.
I fucking love this site, don't get me wrong. the comments for this one just piss me off.
Animalslayer (2011-03-26 18:56:56)
"ripping on vegans is lame. I am a vegan" / ripping on black people is lame. I am black. ripping on religion is lame. I am religious. ripping on fat people is lame. I am fat.
Yeah... it's "really creative" as long as it's about
Treehugger (2011-03-26 09:03:58)
Your post so far have been really creative, but ripping on vegans is lame.
I am a vegan, (no, my balls are intact and I do have an active sex life) and we get this shit every day. Vegans deserve it when they make a fuss of it and spray people with (ho
BAHAHAHA (2011-03-25 22:59:23)
what an asshole! LMFAO
Really though, this is the funniest shit I've heard in a looooong time!
Thank you
guy plamondon (2011-03-24 22:58:21)
z0mg
XD (2011-03-24 00:58:28)
You don't even have to directly troll someone to get a reaction out of them.
Seriously? WHY VEGANS NO FUNNY?
LETTER TO VEGANS pt3 (2011-03-23 23:07:26)
In conclusion, I would like to reiterate that you guys are complete pussies. You make me ashemed to be liberal. Go rape your dog and fuck a cow (not your wife) and die. Btw, i am eating a triple manwich with bacon. SUCK IT
LETTER TO VEGANS pt2 (2011-03-23 23:04:48)
If you are a male vegan, it is my contention that you probably lost both of your balls and your dick in an accident as a child, and grew a pussy. EAT MEAT UNTIL YOU GROW ONE, FAGS ;D
LETTER TO VEGANS pt1 (2011-03-23 23:01:31)
This is a sincere and heartfelt letter from myself to all of the vegans viewing this comment. I understand that if are a female and happen to be a vegan, you are probably an uptight anorexic bitch that loves animals more than your fellow humans, because y
Omegas7 (2011-03-23 21:49:57)
"C'mon, it isn't like I'm eating the animals after I kill them. I just kill them because I hate deer." - THIS IS GOLD.
VeganFag (2011-03-23 21:38:43)
I mean, seriously? Are you people THAT fucking stupid? Oh, wait, of course you are.
Congrats! Enjoy your steak.
Jock (2011-03-23 20:43:47)
I heard Vegans get super powers just for being a vegan.
Sarah (2011-03-23 02:30:14)
i lost it when you said your bro mistook deer shit for beans
no (2011-03-22 23:00:53)
Vegans are all conceded pussies who boost their own ego every time they bite into a bitter chunk of tofu and make pants out of their own, dried shit.
Vegans are assholes.
anonymous2 (2011-03-22 09:15:23)
Its ok Scarlett, as long as ur a hot vegan
everyoneIsStupid (2011-03-22 03:37:43)
Everyone is stupid. Just let everyone do and eat what they want and shut the fugly up! Who the hell cares about what you eat??? Guess what? In a few hundred days, you'll all be dead anyway. let it go.
Vegans are Asshole (2011-03-22 02:58:41)
Fuck u if u are a Vegan,fuck u vegans.Fuck u assholes.
bd (2011-03-21 23:00:26)
cows are vegans and me too cuz I eat them
Richard (2011-03-21 21:59:05)
JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS, GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T REAL, ALSO VEGANS SUCK.
nobody (2011-03-21 20:34:06)
each day while crops are harvested for you vegans to eat millions of mice and small rodents die as the harvesting machinery shreds them to bits. Who are you to say you are trying to save animals when you guys kill and support the killing of more animals t
@@Evil Vegans (2011-03-21 15:05:13)
How to you know who's a vegan at a party?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
@Evil Vegans (2011-03-21 13:34:22)
Seriously? Do you know how much cows contribute to global warming?
Also cows are vegans, therefore its even worse to keep them according to your (retarded) arguement.
Evil Vegans (2011-03-21 11:43:19)
By consuming so many plants vegans contribute to global warming. The Earth needs plants to turn CO2 into oxygen, therefore vegans are evil people.
anonymous (2011-03-21 08:39:21)
Finishing last comment:
it's annoying when I mention that I am vegan and people jump on my case and say "plants feel pain too omg". Seriously? I don't care what you eat, so stop having a seizure about what I eat.
Scarlett (2011-03-21 08:38:24)
I think they were both assholes. I am a vegan, but I really don't like vegans who ridicule people who are not vegan.
Also, not all people are vegans just because they want to protect animals, so it's really annoying when I mention that I am vegan
Carnivore (2011-03-20 12:16:13)
Meat Rocks!! That is all.
Trollazo (2011-03-19 22:55:14)
Fagans Wont let us eat animals, then we should eat them instead.
F vegans (2011-03-19 16:26:27)
vegan are worthless and need to die
Iluvanimuls (2011-03-19 12:54:15)
lol yes! vegans are fucking worthless. We should eat them...
Drew (2011-03-19 11:59:16)
I'm assuming the asshole in this case is the person who went out of his way to harass people who were leaving him completely alone.
Non Militant Vegan (2011-03-19 09:50:33)
Firstly, bread is made of flour, yeast and water. None of which are animal products.
Secondly, most vegans do, in fact, know what they are missing, very few people are brought up vegan from birth. Veganism is most often a choice to give up certain thi
Anon (2011-03-19 00:19:47)
How can you tell a vegan in a restaurant? Don't worry, they'll let the whole restaurant know.
Keith (2011-03-18 17:52:52)
I don't see why there's so much passion against vegans. What's so wrong with them? Let them do their thing man.
youknowit (2011-03-12 03:26:02)
I Knew a vegan, she put her cat on a vegan diet. When it collapsed she took it to the vet, who called the ASPCA on her and had the cat confiscated.
Stupid Bitch. You want to live that way, go for it, but don't thrust it one anybody/thing else.
haha (2011-03-07 09:19:43)
Vegans, dont know what they're missing.
Kanathia (2011-03-07 00:24:55)
Vegans...they're low on iron...that's why they bitch so much. And before someone uses the "animals aren't the only source of iron" defense against me, they also don't eat bread. Veganism is pretty much devoting yourself to eating s
Luke (2011-03-06 23:25:11)
For every animal you don't eat, I eat three. BAM.
Dumbass (2011-03-06 22:36:05)
Who wants to bet this guy is 35 years old and lives in his parents basement? "Knowing it suffered so much... makes it so much more delicious" - How do people find jokes about another animal suffering funny? I'll tell you, these people are si
haha (2011-03-05 20:38:55)
"I just kill them because I hate deer" LOL, fair enough.
George (2011-03-01 22:29:21)
Wow eating no meat must have messed up her brain. How else could she not have known that someone was just fucking around with her here. Thats why your brain needs meat :D
Stacy (2011-02-25 14:18:52)
You think at some point she would have gotten that he was screwing with her. I guess obliterating all protein from your diet really does wreck your brain.
beaneater (2011-02-25 04:24:48)
"One time my little brother ate some deer shit because he thought it was beans." fucking DYING
Veganatarian (2011-02-23 02:05:11)
PLANTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO, THEY'RE LIVING THINGSSS.
It is just so cruel to rip them out of the ground and then eat them.
I suggest eating Vegans; they're bitchy, silly, and usless to society. .. But rather boney and meatless, you'd probably
facebookfan (2011-02-20 17:32:42)
They are worse than old people. LOL
Ron White (2011-02-18 01:41:29)
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to gnaw on carrots.
Hilarious Website!!! (2011-02-16 22:33:39)
"I currently make a living by being employed."
THIS STUFF IS SO CLEVER!!
ugh (2011-02-15 21:01:29)
People should stay the hell out of other peoples business. You want to be a vegan, be a vegan, you want to eat veal, do it. But don't be an asshole, and don't fuck with other people. It's stupid and a waste of time. I can't believe how dis
cockspar (2011-02-15 19:58:05)
@xemnas
plants can't feel pain you twat
Meaty McMeaterson (2011-02-15 15:24:53)
F*** Vegans!
xemnas (2011-02-15 14:28:56)
Ha! Vegans are huge pussies! eat meat, live a better life. (by the way a fruit is the embryo of a plant, and plants have sensory receptors. this means plans can feel pain. The best solution is for vegans to stop eating all together).
Matt (2011-02-14 05:35:34)
People believe this really happened? Anyone could make up this shit. She keeps responding, falling for the bait, every time?!?!? Come on. What's funny from the comments is how paranoid militant vegans & meat-eaters are about each other. If you really
RandomlyTrollin (2011-02-13 22:23:07)
@Izzy: If God exists, he is one mean, fucked up sadistic bastard. Go back and actually read the bible you idiot. It has more murder and genocide than at least both World Wars, not to mention a whole lot of other terrible stuff that it condones. Science, i
Zareef Ishtar (2011-02-13 21:55:34)
Calves can't even feel anything until they're about 8 months, and by then they should have already been digested.
I raised cows in India for 3 years and I can tell you first hand that baby calves can't even feel an intense thrust into any
this is hilarious. (2011-02-12 22:03:29)
probably the funniest set of messages/comments i've ever read.
especially this one:
"i'm vegan, i thought this was hilarious! Eating meat does make you fat , igorant and stupid. You want proof? Read all the comments above + below this one :
Owen (2011-02-12 19:54:49)
Come on man, these people didn't ask for that. This is just called being rude.
Mason (2011-02-11 21:35:56)
I think the real point we should take from this is its very fun to mess with people. But, in all seriousness I think that being a vegan is fine as long as they don't get in my face about it. I also think that society today eats way to much meat...
Ed (2011-02-10 21:43:52)
There's room for all god's creatures.....right next to the mashed potatoes.
Mandy (2011-02-10 20:29:19)
Meat is delicious. Vegans should kill themselves.. They aren't really living anyway.
Meat tastes good (2011-02-10 20:13:35)
Meat tastes real good. I'm fine with vegans; more delicious animals for me to eat.
asdfgjkl; (2011-02-07 11:03:58)
i'm vegan, i thought this was hilarious!
Eating meat does make you fat , igorant and stupid. You want proof? Read all the comments above + below this one : )
I can run 10 miles in 60 minutes... I eat 6,000+++ calories EVERY DAY from raw fruits + v
wow (2011-02-06 16:22:54)
veganism is basically saying "I have an IQ less the 60"
omnivore (2011-02-06 01:20:57)
"Would you rather they just let the calf just be let loose out in the wild? Then, it would probably be killed by a lion or something. By supporting veal, you are supporting the safe life of cows everywhere." LMAO!!!!
darth vodka (2011-02-01 10:03:40)
Hitler wasn't vegetarian...urban myth
AlfisReal (2011-01-27 07:23:48)
I think u pretentious ass wipes miss the point. What about the children ?? As Mike explained deer defecate all over the place w/no regard to public safety. Are all those animal lovers out there cleaning up after them !?! No! they're down at the "
Calve Eater (2011-01-22 01:34:18)
@Dr1899
FUCK HITLER AND ALL THE NAZIS.
Izzy (2011-01-22 01:28:54)
The problem with society nowadays is everybody gets so fucking insulted for little shit like being a queer, or a vegan, or a nigg., or what ever the fuck you are who cares what people say. If I where a vegan I would be laughing at this, laughing at yourse
Izzy (2011-01-22 01:25:34)
If God didn't mean for those animals to get eaten then why are they repeatedly eaten in the bible? Jesus even ate fish and lamb
Izzy (2011-01-22 01:22:40)
@God does exist but its not like I can change your mind you'll find out in Hell.
@drfeelgood (2011-01-20 22:37:05)
god doesn't exist, you dolt.
ILOVEBeef (2011-01-20 20:10:45)
I only eat things with eyes
drfeelgood (2011-01-20 20:09:26)
if God didn`t mean for cows ,pigs,deer,etc,to be eaten,why did He/She put meat on them
Heyyy... (2011-01-20 20:07:16)
The Vegan dude should eat a quadruple meat burger :3
dr1899 (2011-01-20 20:06:47)
Hitler was a vegan
Demon (2011-01-20 17:52:34)
I wouldn't take the place. Anyone that diluted about how veal is produced is probably misinformed about a lot of things.
@uknowtroub (2011-01-12 15:24:11)
Smh...This guy is nuts
Smitty (2011-01-11 13:19:55)
Survival of the fittest bitch. stop crying about the calves with no feelings.
Hey Carnivore. (2011-01-11 09:02:09)
Ever met a man named Joanna?
oh and I'm vegetarian and I'm kind of irritated by the people who keep yelling it's stupid and everything. People should eat what they like, right?
Carnivore (2011-01-10 07:57:25)
Did anyone notice it's a two bedroom, and they're looking for a third guy? Hmmmm... Are they homosexual vegans as well? Real men are meat eaters!
I think that (2011-01-10 00:23:13)
eating a balanced diet is that thing that gives you the longest lifespan... Stuff like triple cheeseburgers (cause of that lettuce) or taco salads (cause of that salad) or maybe even meatloaf (only if there is a sprig of lettuce on top)
Deer With Dhiorea (2011-01-02 21:59:59)
( I can't tell you how many times I've stepped in deer shit - they shit everywhere. They are worse than old people. ) Tehee ;D
Glenn (2011-01-02 13:52:01)
@lolcakes you shall receive the award for dumb-fuck of the year, I know people that are fat and they rarely eat meat jackass. I enjoy the occasional chicken sandwich or burger, and I am not a fat-ass. I believe you are even more ignorant that the guy that
fhfdwkd (2011-01-01 19:09:18)
@lolcakes
You are a fucking moron. Eating meat doesn't make you fat, ignorant, or stupid. Vegans can get all the shit diseases you listed, and have fun dying of malnutrition eating a wimpy salad while we enjoy our greasy steaks.
Kameron White (2010-12-22 02:25:20)
some Vegans can be total bitches sometimes
Bob (2010-12-20 23:33:49)
Fuck vegans, I love veal:D
Jeremiah (2010-12-20 23:29:22)
fuck vegans, I love veal:D
lol ... bob (2010-12-19 22:22:07)
are you saying because someone is vegan they have a higher education than someone who isnt vegan??
Bob again again (2010-12-19 11:09:10)
Oh, and if you think preachy vegans are a pain: what about the equally preachy (but far less educated) non-vegans who've posted all kinds of bullshit all over this forum? <3
Bob again (2010-12-19 11:05:36)
Yes. The carrying capacity of Earth is essentially a constant value. The population of Earth is going up. Guess what, eventually these two values crisscross and we don't have enough food to support you ignorant fucks.
Bob (2010-12-19 10:54:58)
1) To be able to doesn't mean you should. I could kill you. Should I?
2) Evolution theory bullshit? See 1.
3) Farm animals putting nutrients into the Earth? Get educated, tool.
4) "Are pigs , cows, and chicken ever going to go extinct?" A:
Bitch (2010-12-18 23:35:30)
Vegans are fucking useless :)
GareBear (2010-12-12 21:43:14)
Hey, people in the comments section getting angry at him for messing with vegans: Shut the fuck up. The dude is just messing with them like he messes with everyone else. This is probably one of my favorites of his.
anonymous (2010-12-12 14:13:40)
Well, this has teached me one lesson. I will never eat veal, even though I'm not vegetarian.
ally (2010-12-09 15:12:54)
i'm vegan and i get that this is hilllarious! obvi he is not vegan and is just screwing with Joanna's head. he's not going to go around eating veal burgers and shooting deer in PA. ppl need to chill and take a joke ;)
meat&veg (2010-12-04 17:19:34)
So...in this case, everyone failed.
meat&veg (2010-12-04 17:18:49)
Preachy vegans are a pain, but so are people who attack others just because they choose a different lifestyle. If someone doesn't eat meat and they're not bullying you about your choices, don't bully them about theirs. So...in this case, every
jake (2010-12-04 16:59:10)
LMFAO!!! "Savory Beef Brisket" hahahah
Dean (2010-12-04 16:28:58)
Funny post. But those of you who are using the "well if we didn't buy and eat the meat it would just go to waste anyway" obviously don't know how supply and demand works.
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You are dumb.
Humbug (2010-12-02 04:11:42)
To "Anonymous" a few posts below me. You are an idiot. Most people who don't eat meat is due to the simple fact the animal is tortured prior to being eaten; and humans are animals, moron.
Anonymous (2010-11-26 22:10:35)
Obviously animals are on this planet for a reason.. If we didn't kill them, chicken would take over the world. And its not like we let them go to waste!! We use every part of them too... Animal well spent.
Meat (2010-11-26 22:08:22)
I completely agree with what he said... Obviously if the animal is already killed then you gotta eat it instead of letting it go to waste!! GOOO MEAT!!!!
eric (2010-11-26 17:13:21)
"I can eat it outside, but I will still need to cook it in the kitchen. But besides that, I am easy to get along with"....hahaha..too funny!!!
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lolcakes (2010-11-25 00:57:57)
ill be laughing and dancing while the rest of you suffer from heart attacks, strokes, colon cancer and other health anomolies we cant seem to find causes for. eat up fatties! vegans cant stand you for your ignorance, not because they are pretentious (as a
pussywillow (2010-11-24 20:10:53)
My food was a vegan.
David Ford (2010-11-24 11:08:35)
Hi Militant Vegan. I just wanted to let you know that you are a used tampon. I think you should go into a biker bar and try to start shit with people eating hamburgers. Anyways, you suck! Toodles.
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Little Cows (2010-11-09 15:29:03)
i was kidding before about eating vegan, we love serving you! eat us!
anonymous (2010-11-05 03:41:54)
can't believe you passed up the opportunity to say you worked in a slaughterhouse.
Little Cows (2010-11-03 02:20:36)
Please dont kill us, eat Vegan Instead
Greatness (2010-11-01 15:26:26)
this is great, the guy can get a rise out of people with out responding to their emails, these comments left are just as entertaining as the emails themselves
James (2010-10-29 14:45:42)
It was a joke, but I didn't find it that funny. Was actually pretty lame. I'm not vegan, but I respect other people's lifestyle. This guy tries too hard to be like David Thorne.
Dominuse (2010-10-27 23:31:10)
hahaha! it never fails to amuse me how seriously people take everything. lighten the hell up.
Molly (2010-10-27 19:21:50)
MilitantVegan, is that a joke? You can't be serious with that post. You sound like your 10x more violent, vulgar, aggresive and incompetent than anyone in the post. The difference is that this was clearly an innocent joke and you are serious. Ew.
MilitantVegan (2010-10-27 16:07:22)
I think all of you fucks should have your throat slit. In front of all your faggot families. This post is funny but at the same time it shows some of the mentalities that people still have in real life. Anyone who supports killing animals for no reason sh
Ben (2010-10-15 06:09:10)
@ grammarfreak
I think you may be missing the gag, I thought that one was classic.
grammarfreak (2010-10-15 03:23:50)
you spelled "vain" wrong, "veins" transport blood in your body.
Kyle A. (2010-10-10 03:12:46)
"C'mon, it isn't like I'm eating the animals after I kill them. I just kill them because I hate deer. I can't tell you how many times I've stepped in deer shit - they shit everywhere. They are worse than old people."
LMFAO!
MisanthropicAl (2010-10-09 02:27:27)
Sounds like my kind of vegan, except I prefer veal as schnitzel. I just love dead baby cow! My sister and a few others I know get all uptight about veal and I tell them if it wasn't so tasty I might agree with them.
MikeLetoris (2010-09-28 18:17:30)
Do vegans taste like chicken?
Anonymous (2010-09-27 21:18:37)
"I am currently making a living by being employed. It pays well." :D this guy's a riot!
anonymous (2010-09-26 18:21:40)
my sister is a vegan and I just love this
just wondering... (2010-09-21 16:24:09)
So when she blows her dude, dose she swallow? if she dose is she still vegan?
Hameater85 (2010-09-20 10:00:13)
Oh and I don't mean to offend you in any way really. It's just that i think your ideology is stupid. You don't have to care about what i think though. You can eat the veggies and i eat the pig/lamb/salmon/cow meat. More jum jum for me.
Hameater85 (2010-09-20 09:58:47)
SLCVegan
Really? Because all of those crops don't drain the earth of it's nutrients or anything, that simply doesn't happen. (this is called sarcasm)
Where meatfarms produce ALOT of nutrients (poop) for the ground. Raising pigs/cows w/e if s
Damian (2010-09-18 21:29:00)
"If I didn't eat veal, it would probably expire and be thrown away. Then, the calf would have died in vein."LOL. And to SLCvegan: "conciquences" . . .seriously? holy shit learn how to spell.
SLCVegan (2010-09-16 19:22:15)
It's bad for you, the animals and the enviornment we ALL depend on. Meat and it's by-products just aren't worth the conciquences when delicious alternatives are available. Get some!
Mike (2010-09-09 16:54:03)
Vegans, as this email shows, tend to be pretentious assholes.
anonymous (2010-09-09 05:04:17)
I pooped mysself......... Again
LOL (2010-08-30 14:48:39)
quite obviously he was taking the piss
koko (2010-08-27 18:53:39)
Lame. Just fucking lame.
Zen (2010-08-25 15:22:08)
LULZ, David has no understanding of the natural world.
cinsboose (2010-08-23 20:35:31)
DELETE THIS TOPIC!!
Flowermoth (2010-08-23 16:25:57)
You love flowers?
K (2010-08-19 21:04:10)
i eat meat because i love the savory meaty flesh animals tend to have. i also eat house cats. but not tigers, you try killing one o those youre fucked. trust me. but cows are the greatest. theyre so salty due to the chemicals that they are injected with i
Matt (2010-08-12 04:42:36)
"Wonder how many times vegans wear leather shoes", I think very very few. There are much less obvious things, like animal products in condoms they'll pick up on :)
katz (2010-08-11 19:50:16)
Wonder how many times vegans wear leather shoes or sit in leather chairs withoout knowing it?
amir (2010-08-08 15:45:49)
i hate vegens
they eat my food's food
jessica (2010-08-07 03:11:24)
there is nothing wrong with eating meat, the only thing that people should consider wrong is the treatment that animals 'apparently' receive in factory farms
Person (2010-08-04 15:37:17)
Sometimes vegans are actually pretty awesome, especially the ones with those food blogs, mmm food. But Joanna is a bitch. Seriously, not rooming with someone because of their lifestyle? Fucking hypocrite much. Way to go with the trolling!
vemma8357 (2010-08-01 19:48:26)
I just book marked your blog on Digg and StumbleUpon.I enjoy reading your commentaries.
KitCat (2010-08-01 01:32:02)
First off I just wanna day (because it really bothered me) that "ripping" a calf from it's mother does not _Cause_ Anemia. I'm a vet tech and the only things that cause anemia are blood loss and iron deficiencies, many things can cause the
anon (2010-07-30 10:43:03)
I am a vegan and this is hilarious. It's vegans like these people, that get all vegans lumped into this "self-righteous, pretentious, I'm morally superior than you category." Not all vegans are like this.
1 more thing (2010-07-27 03:15:13)
@former veggie you are probably the dumbest person who commented on here. If you don't know the difference between a vegetable and an animal please do us a favor and kill yourself.
Zac (2010-07-26 00:16:27)
David- "No other animals eat each other"
r u retarded?? lions, tigers and bears, oh my!
EPIC thread once again!
Anonymous (2010-07-25 20:11:40)
MEAT...
Because 60 years of "Save the animals!" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the fittest."
David (2010-07-24 22:03:20)
How. dare. you. You people sicken me. We shouldnt eat animals because its wrong. the poor things live and breath and you eat their lives away. No other animals eat eachother like that. put eahcother thru pain. im a better person becasue i dotn eat por ani
Michael (2010-07-24 12:00:50)
Thank God someone finally fucked with those goddamn Vegans. They are so fucking annoying with their uppity lifestyle and holier-than-thou attitude.
Emma (2010-07-23 11:30:31)
Oh man... I lived near Upper Darby, I needed a room, and I am considering becoming a vegan. I am actually a vegetarian now, but if nescescary I'd ecome a vegan. Man, I feel bad for those people and this real idiot who just...
TO THE VEGAN PERSON (Wh
ZakMiller (2010-07-23 04:09:08)
you misspelled vain
Rachel (2010-07-20 11:03:03)
Omg "I just kill them because I hate deer"
Best line ever
I used to totally respect the ethos behind veganism. Until I met vegans. "Meat is murder" makes no freaking sense. It's like saying "Carrot is murder"
Teller of Truth (2010-07-17 13:30:37)
Vegans are hypocrites. They're willing to accept the publicity of being "eco-friendly" (ie. douchebags), but never admit that plants are living organisms, too.
blдblдbд (2010-07-17 05:34:37)
HA! LOL
occummamy (2010-07-12 13:41:35)
hi all my best world !!!
ShadowmanEv2 (2010-07-04 15:10:30)
Haha you should have said u where gonna eat lots of meat cuz of him now, like really much, and cuz of that he killed a lot of animals so he isnt vegan :P
Nicolle (2010-07-04 00:58:28)
I love...Tri Tip and Steak...and Chicken...MMM MEAT MEAT MEAT.
Former Veggie (2010-07-02 08:11:19)
I can't stand the vegan lifestyle. I was a vegetarian for two years and just recently went back because I realized that plants are living things aswell, whose lives are ended for my consumption. How can I be so picky as to what organisms die for me? T
Smokey McPot (2010-07-01 22:48:40)
That lady is such a douche..like if you wanna be a faggy vegan thats your choice, but you dont have to surround yourself with other vegans. But tht was so hilarious. at one point i could only read about one sentence a minute because i was laughing so much
Elares (2010-07-01 20:45:04)
Vegans have a long history. In fact the word "vegan" is an ancient Mayan word meaning 'bad hunter'!
Shiny Malaysian (2010-07-01 15:30:51)
Hehe, pretty bad-ass.
What makes me laugh even more is the fact that I hate fundamentalists, like those two vegans.
"Vegans only!"
Such elitism. As if a vegetarist - or hell, even a "regular" person - couldn't cook a vegetable dinne
anonymous (2010-06-29 02:01:30)
Vegans can suck my meat.
Charlie3 (2010-06-27 15:27:05)
Not only no deer, but a lot of other animals too. And as vegans, if all your plants are eaten by overpopulated deer you will have nothing left to survive off of, and neither will any of the animals you are trying to "protect".
Charlie2 (2010-06-27 15:25:49)
Anyways in the Mid-Atlantic states deer have lost their natural predator, the coyote. Without the coyote, the deer are becoming overpopulated. Because the deer are overpopulated and herbivorous, they eat all the plants. No plants, no deer.
Charlie (2010-06-27 15:24:08)
Lol I never thought I'd see the day where I'd feel even you diet should be protected under Fair Housing laws. Anyways, it's actually better for deer to be hunted. A little counter-intuitive, I know, but hear me out.
No (2010-06-26 01:52:53)
Closed minded*
No (2010-06-26 01:52:27)
I can't stand vegans and I'm a vegan myself. Everyone has their own reason for picking certain lifestyles and no one else should judge it, unless they're a baby killer or something... I can't stand vegans, most of them so annoying and clos
anonymous (2010-06-26 00:30:32)
Frankly, I think that is why I enjoy veal. Knowing that the calf suffered so much to make himself that much more tender and delicious for me makes it worth every bite.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!
maxwelliott (2010-06-25 13:45:07)
"well thanks for the veal history lesson..."
Jens (2010-06-24 20:09:08)
Laughed my ass off ROFL
Also, "Veganism is a lifestyle which prohibits using any kind of animal product, be it food, clothes, or anything else." - I take it soap is included? O_o
The man (2010-06-24 13:15:44)
I'm vegan, and this didn't bum me out. I just laugh because its true some people take it a little to harshly. I respect that you wanna eat meat and thats cool and "stupd pepl evrywhre" dont talk about kickin my ass. I'm a 3 time medium
Fahim (2010-06-21 00:42:12)
Then, it would probably be killed by a lion or something. AWESOME!
stupd pepl evrywhre (2010-06-17 11:34:32)
wow. i thought vegitarians were dumb, vegans need to get their asses kicked. EAT MEAT! everyone does and there is nothing wrong with it. idiots. were human and on the TOP of teh food chain for a reason
stupd pepl evrywhre (2010-06-17 11:34:12)
wow. i thought vegitarians were dumb, vegans need to get their asses kicked. EAT MEAT! everyone does and there is nothing wrong with it. idiots. were human and on the TOP of teh food chain for a reason
anonymous (2010-06-15 02:29:54)
He could've moved in with 2 girls!
idiot vegan (2010-06-13 09:55:48)
Eating meat makes you a retard.
Yogi (2010-06-10 23:33:30)
I mean vegans
Yogi (2010-06-10 23:32:33)
All u need to calm down and realize this is only for fun i eat meat but that doesn't mean I have to be a douchbag about veagend
The Preacher (2010-06-10 11:46:41)
Your Royal Ass-Holyiness! You offend and amuse in equal measure, for which I commend you. As the profit Jemal sayeth in the Bible (newly revised street translation circa 2010) "If yo brotha be messin' with anotha juss be chillin' cause it be a
Soysucker (2010-06-10 04:55:31)
Proud vegan faggot finds this funny
Joe the hunter (2010-06-10 01:37:54)
Just read my name, that should tell you how I feel about vegans!
Moo (2010-06-09 22:33:40)
There is nothing wrong with Vegans, sheesh, but this email is great.
Fritz (2010-06-07 16:50:24)
Classic: "veal burger."
And I love: "I ... currently make a living by being employed. It pays well."
Big EZ (2010-06-07 16:32:11)
the assault rifle has the serial numbers filed off of it so it doesn't have to be registered.---------HILARIOUS!!! :D
anon (2010-06-07 15:28:43)
I couldn't stop laughing after the "I hate deer" part
Dan (2010-06-06 23:40:44)
I've lost ten pounds tonight laughing at all of these e-mail threads. Brilliant, witty, hilarious and if you don't "get it," well, what a shame.
anonymous (2010-06-06 00:04:42)
abri you legend!
Luke (2010-06-04 17:40:12)
Yep, you do live in my area. Now I'm scared.
gahr (2010-05-31 15:48:29)
a person just wants to eat a damn burger, and I'll be damned if vegans are going to let him eat...
anonymus (2010-05-31 15:46:30)
if veganism prohibits ANY animal products, then why are they driving cars? they use fossil fuel, which is made from dead plants and animals... fossil fuels are animal products
Why god why (2010-05-29 12:58:50)
Why are vegans almost always hairy femmo nazi lesbians or stoners?
Vegans are dicks (2010-05-29 12:57:17)
Leather (felt and wool) is far more environmentally friendly than anything synthetic. Veal is so yummy.
In China I had fresh beaten puppy dog. Very Tender.
anonymous (2010-05-27 01:52:21)
(continued)
No offense, Vegans... that part got cut off, sorry
anonymous (2010-05-27 01:51:08)
I think this proves at least one thing: Vegans aren't afraid to attack another person for their lifestyle, yet don't want to be attacked for their own lifestyle... well, these people, anyways. And they wonder why people don't like them.
No
Bono (2010-05-26 23:41:59)
ok, so who else doesn't know that soap is made from rendered animal fat? good luck trying to live a life without animal by products in this world... geez, OUR TEETH ARE DESIGNED TO EAT MEAT, GET OVER IT
Illadelphia (2010-05-24 21:10:58)
vegans are all stupid cunts that need to diaf
Vee (2010-05-24 04:26:51)
Everybody talking shit about vegans are fucking morons.
That being said, I'm vegan and animal rights activist, and this is fucking hilarious.
papers (2010-05-24 04:18:43)
racist vegan
abri (2010-05-19 23:03:03)
bro, veganism goes against nature. its even more unnatural than gayness. fuck animals, i eat them because theyre stupid enough to be eaten. if id find a way to kill and eat crocs and hippos id fuckin eat them too, maybe that vegan bitch would taste good i
OH LAWD (2010-05-19 04:23:23)
This proves how dumb some of these pretentious vegans can be.
Haha, she doesn't even care about the sketchy work details or the gun with the missing serial numbers, just her poor fucking baby cows. Get a life.
Blecht! (2010-05-18 21:22:07)
I am a vegetarian. I give zero shits what anyone else eats or why. Vegans are just so easy to mess with because they get so uptight and righteous.
Brick Stone (2010-05-13 23:55:19)
Oh that is BS. Meat has always tasted good for the reason it always has. It is good. Now go eat some steak and take your babble elsewhere.
Joshua McKay (2010-05-13 14:56:52)
The fact that animals taste good is an evolutionary characteristic on man's part. They taste good because early ancestors of humans would survive due to our need for protein. The ones that liked the taste would eat more and be stronger and faster and
Mr. BD (2010-05-05 07:25:53)
Vegans are skinny slow moving fuckers who would be the second to die in a zombie apocalypse after the fatties
sprinkles (2010-05-03 14:42:40)
I agree, all species are equal. Therefore we should eat ppl burgers too!
Ben (2010-04-28 18:27:41)
vegans are dumbasses, the animal production wont change drastically in the first place, if any at all, and even if you dont buy the product, other people will...and so basically, animals are going to die at same rate...
Nascar (2010-04-27 05:29:50)
"...it would probably be killed by a lion or something."
"C'mon, it isn't like I'm eating the animals after I kill them. I just kill them because I hate deer."
ROFLCOPTER.
Brandon (2010-04-25 18:30:44)
my Brother is a vegan and I find this freaking hilarious...the hunting was a bit much but still...awesome!!!
PJ (2010-04-25 17:27:49)
It'll get eaten by a lion, or something. Rofl.
Erin (2010-04-20 18:13:13)
I don't think he is truly advocating the feeding of kittens to tigers or killing of his neighbors cat either. Don't take it seriously.
Erin (2010-04-20 18:10:47)
I am a proud vegan of ten years. I find this funny because it is meant to be BS. The people that are turning this into a vegan-bashing, religion, food chain issue, etc. are being ridiculous. It's meant as humor, take it as that. I don't think he i
10stacks (2010-04-20 13:46:12)
this is about as funny as snl. VEGAN! don't it make you laugh.
meat curtains (2010-04-20 13:40:43)
wasn't all that funny, those of you who think vegans ought to laugh a little.
darealphilAKApobaldy (2010-04-20 13:33:12)
anonymous (2010-04-15 09:31:51),
what frequency do you hear these screams in so that i can catch it later?
Phil (2010-04-19 02:40:48)
You can make fun of vegans all you want since they're too malnourished to fight back. :)
DrEvo82 (2010-04-18 16:11:50)
This one is great!! I love the explanation of why he hunts. Somehow I new the comments would mostly consist of war between carnivores and vegans.
veganhatingvegan (2010-04-16 08:49:21)
I'm a fucking vegan and even I hate vegans. I eat meat in front of them just to piss em off lol. Of course I throw it up later on but it's so funny shitting on vegans. Vegetarians > Vegans
anonymous (2010-04-15 09:31:51)
Plants fell pain also,their screams are in a frequency that humans can not hear.
corpau.blogspot.com (2010-04-15 08:34:37)
Religion says that animals are made for mankind....
shy secretary (2010-04-12 07:58:42)
I lost my number. Can I have yours Ron Bloxit ????
Please?????????
I love youuuu
You look great today Ron Bloxit
I adore you
sexybitch2 (2010-04-12 07:56:13)
My name may not be Luna but I sure can Lovegood if you know what I mean;);););) :****
sexybitch (2010-04-12 07:55:00)
lolololololol you guys are funny.
Angizolo (2010-04-10 22:20:59)
omg hella funy... one of the funnier ones ive seen
Metatrom (2010-04-10 11:50:18)
Enough pointless arguing. Veganism is a personal choice that doesn't hurt ANYBODY. Sure, some vegans are too self-righteous, and they need to cut it out. But everyone else just mind your own business and respect their choice! VERY funny post, btw - ke
Hieu (2010-04-09 18:34:56)
I'm a Vegan, but I still thought that was amazingly funny! I'm not sure why she's so set on vegan people living with her though, seems a bit clique-ish....
H Mills (2010-04-07 17:45:00)
only 1 thing: God put animals on the earth for us to use. Says so in the bible so i don't feel guilty at all when i bite in to steak, pork chops, or veal.
anonymous (2010-04-07 09:35:40)
That description Joanna gave of the poor calf's biography really made me cry. Out of laughter.
REAL VEGAN (2010-04-07 09:33:30)
Sorry to spoil the fun, but doesn't "Vegan" actually mean someone from the planetary system of VEGA?
Vinny (2010-04-07 01:29:52)
I love how this article has drawn out all the zealous vegans to defend their kook religion.
At least Christians worship something greater than themselves, instead of stupid deer.
giggity (2010-04-06 18:44:20)
he thought it was beans... PRICELESS
dudemeister (2010-04-05 14:32:02)
*pinnacle
dudemeister (2010-04-05 14:23:56)
vegans are the pillar of evolution, you inbred hillbillies
Ciara (2010-04-05 13:26:17)
hahaha 'as pretentious as bono'
the one and only (2010-04-02 21:33:40)
vegans are idiots, go hug a tree and shove another tampon in that dusty ass cave you call a vagina.
vegantony (2010-04-02 20:41:18)
must...not...comment...must...bite..tongue...wait, is that not vegan if i bite my tongue, but i'm vegan so is that vegan?
i love eating cows. (2010-04-01 15:50:55)
theyre so tasty.
Dimzin (2010-03-31 23:57:28)
If man weren`t supposed to eat animals, why are they made outta MEAT??
James (2010-03-31 21:36:04)
What bothers you about evil then?
FAGS (2010-03-31 15:04:55)
LOL FUNY
that dude (2010-03-31 10:55:44)
I tried to not eat meat for a few months. It made me sick, weak, and stupid. Seriously, my body and brain started shutting down. I even started having homosexual tendencies.
Jess (2010-03-30 14:31:18)
vain*
deer (2010-03-30 14:11:47)
"I just kill them because I hate deer"
LOL!!
jenna (2010-03-26 21:25:23)
humans didn't spend a million years climbing to the top of the food chain ti eat CARROTS!!!!!! fuck vegans they're against everything we've worked for!!!!!
Chander (2010-03-26 09:34:49)
Her vegan mind didn't let her think clearly.
greg (2010-03-25 15:40:16)
if animals didnt want to be eaten they would stop being so tasty.
anonymous (2010-03-22 23:31:19)
Both people on either side show little intelligence. Also, to the people who posted: Vegan is just a way people eat. Get over it and the guy below me is just insecure about his own sexuality :)
BabySealPoacher (2010-03-22 19:50:59)
Wait, I thought that you had to be gay to be considered a true vegan.
violentvegan (2010-03-22 01:14:08)
Amaroq, in response to your statement, "Whose lives are more important to you? Your fellow men, or animals?" from the point of view of a vegan, we do not believe the existance of one specie is more important than another. Suffering is suffering an
violentvegan (2010-03-21 17:58:16)
(continued) put you at the top on the food chain. And for the person who stated that meat-eaters live the longest, you're information is incorrect; it's the moderate vegetarians who have the longest life span.
violentvegan (2010-03-21 17:54:29)
Are the homophobic slurs towards vegans really necessary? Is it considered effeminate to care about animals? I don't know any vegans who stand on tables shouting meat is murder, I certainly never have. By the way, eating at mcdonald's does not put
Laughing (2010-03-20 19:02:08)
This whole thing isnt supposed to be a battle between vegans and meat-eaters...its just a dude messin with people...laugh because its funny, not because of the morals and standards 'Mike' is trying to uphold or put down. This made me laugh so hard
dudemeister (2010-03-20 17:15:49)
LOL
anonymous (2010-03-20 16:03:36)
I live in soy country, do you all know how many animals die to make your tofu? A lot. Indirectly sure, but farming isn't exactly animal friendly.
hmmmm (2010-03-20 13:06:24)
if you really cared about the suffering animals, you would eat them to honor their deaths. ha!
holyshit (2010-03-19 15:21:22)
My developmental framing was based on neither hedonism or meat eating.. I eat meat. But I apparently don't have the ability to choose. so what influenced me?
holyshit (2010-03-19 15:16:50)
contd. To effect their judgment of social frame work or what they consider normal. I however grew up in a Mormon household with two vegan parents. So what's the explanation there Freud.
holyshit (2010-03-19 15:14:23)
Funny, did you just learn that in your Psych 1010 class. That would be assuming that all meat eaters grew up in a meat eating home, or were otherwise heavily influenced during developmental stages.
dudemeister (2010-03-19 13:18:46)
hmm, pretty mediocre. about meat: people always tell themselves eating it was their CHOICE. that if everyone else was vegan, they'd still eat meat. it's just hedonic framing though, obviously.
Holyshit (2010-03-18 16:54:52)
Agreed. That's when I refer to me knowing the quality of my character, and the inner contentedness that brings, that no one can touch by saying I am a murderous prick.
D / DM (2010-03-18 16:48:24)
And I respect their choice, but very few of them return the favor.
D / DM (2010-03-18 16:47:58)
Oh, I absolutely agree. Vegans can eat or not eat whatever they want, and so can I.
holyshit (2010-03-18 15:21:37)
Contd. I like people to respect my right to choose my path in life even if they don't agree so I try not to be a hypocrite when confronted with someone else's lifestyle
holyshit (2010-03-18 15:20:18)
Yeah, a lot of people turn it into that. I just try and respect other people's way of living, even if it is not something I personally believe in.
D / DM (2010-03-17 22:27:53)
@Holyshit: The discipline involved in veganism is rewarded with an intense, almost painful feeling of superiority. Don't admire it too much.
D / DM (2010-03-17 22:25:23)
I'll forgive you as long as you don't say veganism is "natural." And drop the "torture" idea... melodrama doesn't help fringe causes.
D / DM (2010-03-17 21:19:23)
Tentacules,
Clearly, you cannot read.
Holyshit (2010-03-17 14:02:26)
Chill people, vegans aren't assholes or pussies. I'm not a vegan but have respect for the discipline it takes to live that lifestyle. I'm not a fucking asshole for eating meat either though.
Tentacules (2010-03-17 10:47:30)
...Cont. Extensive farming is the reason i am vegan. I have no big issue with killing an animal raised in an old, natural farm. But buying this meat is too expensive today.
Tentacules (2010-03-17 10:45:18)
YOU vegan haters are pussies. You are pussies AND ignorants. You, as any human, would feel chocked by the life conditions of animals under factory farming.
Stupid Vegans (2010-03-17 00:21:57)
Name speaks for everyone who thinks this
LOLDONGS (2010-03-16 23:25:43)
PROTIP: ALL VEGANS ARE FAGGOTS
Tentacules (2010-03-16 13:44:41)
Kaitlin: i took the joke, i like the guy, but i was responding to retarded comments.
Amaroq: you are misinformed. You can live and be in perfect health while not eating meat.
Amaroq (2010-03-16 11:55:17)
Eating meat is moral because we need it to live.
Whose lives are more important to you? Your fellow men, or animals?
Lala (2010-03-15 17:58:18)
I'm totally cool with people making decisions for themselves but it's snobby, self-righteous people that seriously piss me off.
Qui (2010-03-15 17:03:39)
Not that funny. I'm a vegetarian, and if this had been cleverly done I would have laughed, but this just relied on lame stereotypical humor. Not as funny as many of the others- some of the ones on this site totally crack me up.
Kaitlin (2010-03-15 13:32:52)
The guy is just screwin around.... chill out. Its meant to be a joke... take the joke or shut up.
Tentacules (2010-03-15 03:32:03)
"I've heard every argument in support of Veganism, I understand them, and I believe every one of them is wrong."
So, the argument of not torturing an animal from its birth to death is a bad argument to you ?
D / DM (2010-03-14 15:53:55)
Veganism only makes sense as a protest against factory farming. That I can respect. Anything beyond that is disingenuous.
D / DM (2010-03-14 15:45:37)
Cody, I've heard every argument in support of Veganism, I understand them, and I believe every one of them is wrong.
Kirk (2010-03-14 14:06:27)
This statement makes sense: Veganism is just extreeme and unncessary. It's neither bad or good. It's just a damn choice. It doesn't frighten meat eaters. I can care less what anyone else chooses to eat!
tentacules (2010-03-13 19:50:24)
cruel -it's most likely you will, as seing a living being suffer that much is not humanly enjoyable- then the logical issue would be to consider that veganism is NOT stupid.
Tentacules (2010-03-13 19:48:34)
I'm vegan as well, and i thought it was pretty funny.
For the vegan haters : do you realize that everything the lady in this conversation is true? About veals for ex?
If you ever have the chance to see how cattle are being raised, and feel its cru
Vegans R Fagbangles (2010-03-12 15:10:05)
LOL Retarded vegans LOL
Cody (2010-03-12 09:38:08)
PS, fix this shit so it tells you that half your comment will be cut off because there's a character limit.
Cody (2010-03-12 09:36:08)
As a vegan, I wasn't offended, but this still wasn't really funny. Mike just sounded like a stereotypical response from people about veganism, which is to make a joke in poor taste to try and ridicule a philosophy they don't really understand
J (2010-03-11 20:54:50)
lol Veganism...people can be so retarded.
Jakealmighty (2010-03-11 13:01:37)
Hell yes I am from Utah, and fuck no I am not a republican or a mormon.
PeePeePants (2010-03-11 03:13:06)
Sorry meant "You're" killing me ..not your. Laughing too hard to use correct grammar!
PeePee Pants (2010-03-11 03:09:00)
Which is why it is SO FUCKING FUNNY! Your Killing me! I have never laughed so hard in my entire life! Thank you! Thank you!
PeePeePants (2010-03-11 03:08:03)
"I just kill them because I hate deer. I can't tell you how many times I've stepped in deer shit - they shit everywhere" Are you Fucking kidding me? This is one of the WORST things you could say to an animal lover like myself ~ which is wh
Genghis (2010-03-10 22:21:36)
How do you explain the successfulness of my people? I say it was the Power of the Horse ;).
bcbud (2010-03-09 22:52:01)
Hahahaha, soooo good, dumb ass vegan!
LMAO@ (2010-03-09 09:20:33)
All the arguments going on here. If you are a vegan that's fine but don't bitch at us meat eaters. Also most vegans look like they have cancer because all they eat is vegetables and tofu. They are either overweight because you have to eat such a h
Vegecide (2010-03-07 13:21:53)
Paul writes: "As you can see there are no well-formed arguments for eating meat here."
How about the fact that meat tastes delicious?
anonymous (2010-03-07 12:37:16)
funny
anonymous (2010-03-06 15:42:02)
I am currently make a living by being employed. It pays well.
LMAO (2010-03-05 21:22:40)
at all of the vegans peeing their pants here.
@jakelmighty (2010-03-05 18:24:15)
jake no doubt about it you are from Utah
Jakealmighty (2010-03-05 17:00:27)
Paul, you're right. Starting right now I am going to take a stand against whinny ultra liberal bitches. My first action, telling you to fuck off.
Paul (2010-03-05 10:15:29)
No. But thanks for proving my point.
@paul (2010-03-04 16:52:15)
You are right. Thank you for sharing your feelings. I have learned there are no wrong feelings and no right feelings. With that said, Paul are you a homo?
Paul (2010-03-04 14:00:32)
For the record, this shit was funny. Some vegetarians have a sense of humor.
Paul (2010-03-04 13:59:25)
for my next steak" is all they got. It takes ZERO courage to go with the flow. Try standing up for something. Then you'll be a man.
Paul (2010-03-04 13:57:22)
Carnivores feel threatened by vegans/vegetarians. People always fear change/things they don't understand. That's why they attack. As you can see there are no well-formed arguments for eating meat here. "Fuck vegans" or "can't wait
MarkO (2010-03-04 00:38:51)
@Max Wait... What? He's not that great at writing because he said "One time"? Not following you there.
Krahn (2010-02-24 10:24:15)
Vegans are pretentious... ALL OF THEM. I'm gonna go shoot a cow and eat its face before it dies just to spite their stupid ass-backwards ideology. lol
loves it (2010-02-23 11:17:56)
lol i am deeply sorry for all the people who take to this "forum" to bitch. what pussies.
I am a hardcore vegan...but I will occasionally eat a veal burger" LOL hahahha.
jimbob (2010-02-23 09:27:39)
His little brother ate deer shit hahaha
Max (2010-02-18 13:35:28)
This one wasnt as funny as some of the others, whoever wrote this isnt too great at it. Starting a sentence with 'One time', what, are you 10? Thats why they caught on so quickly.
Dun_Can (2010-02-16 23:23:44)
hey, remember me?
master chief (2010-02-16 03:36:37)
I am currently make a living by being employed. It pays well.- LMFAO
Dita (2010-02-15 22:16:56)
I love animals. They're delicious.
Lid (2010-02-15 22:07:23)
I'm a vegan and I found this sooo hilarious. I don't understand why they wouldn't want a nonvegan to be their roomate. They're so closed minded. Btw, I'm vegan because I don't think eating animal product is healthy, not for animal
Chimirae (2010-02-14 06:10:34)
Vegans are lame. And anyone who thinks being a Vegan is actually healthier is living a lie. Caring about the environment is for retards as well.
Doopliss (2010-02-13 18:27:05)
I laughed so hard I urinated onto an old pile of fingernail clippings.
anonymous (2010-02-13 13:46:32)
The posts are funnier than the email. "Vaginatarian." Now that's funny.
Captain Obvious (2010-02-13 09:12:36)
While it is true that being vegan/vegetarian is better for one's health in the long run, very VERY few vegans/vegetarians do it right. In my experience, one of the biggest problems vegans/vegetarians have is that they don't get enough protein to f
Katie (2010-02-12 15:48:11)
I am sorry for you. I hope your lack of political, environmental, and humanitarian concern has led you to a meaningful, happy and fulfilled lifestyle.
anonymous (2010-02-12 15:47:58)
*invalid. Not all Vegans are the same, so to all who say they hate vegans... that is very immature and close-minded.
Katie (2010-02-12 15:40:51)
I am Vegan. Not because of animals necessarily, but because farming degrades the planet. (As well as health reasons) I would just like to point out that if humans did not farm cows, there would be thousands less. Therefore Mr.Awesome, your argument is inv
answers (2010-02-12 14:24:38)
was too easy. (comment below got cut off)
answers (2010-02-12 14:23:59)
I have been vegetarian and occasionally vegan for the past 10 years. I am female. I swallow (in the biblical sense). I've also "taken it up the pooper". Hope that answers some questions people have had. Mike you're hilarious but this
Vegan (2010-02-12 11:46:54)
No fucking way I'm reading all these posts.
But I just thought I'd correct a post way up in the beginning. "Louis Cipher (2010-02-11 14:43:16):
they are cutting their own lives short by an average of ten years..." He's got it backwar
IceBird (2010-02-11 22:30:59)
Think about an extraterrestrial invasion.
Would u rely on your vegan comrade?
c
Thats why we have to annihilate them in advance.
some guy (2010-02-11 22:25:02)
this dude isn't really that funny.
john troll (2010-02-11 20:45:23)
basically, vegans and vegetarians are idiots. you think you're small sacrafice of no meat will make a difference? your statement goes ignored and has no affect. Just makes people think your pricks with such boring lives you need to do something stupid
john troll (2010-02-11 20:45:22)
basically, vegans and vegetarians are idiots. you think you're small sacrafice of no meat will make a difference? your statement goes ignored and has no affect. Just makes people think your pricks with such boring lives you need to do something stupid
Cate (2010-02-11 18:59:56)
I wouldn't say I'm proud of it, but steak is delicious and I don't give a shit what you eat, if you don't give a shit what I eat. Also, I think dreadlocks on white people are disgusting. Just throwing that out there as it seems to be an ep
holla (2010-02-11 17:46:38)
to everyone here who's so proud to be supporting factory farming, you're disgusting.
Louis Cipher (2010-02-11 14:43:16)
I admire the Vegan, it's a lot of sacrifice and hard work in this society to live that lifestyle. Not just social sacrifice, but by saving all those furry little animals' lives they are cutting their own lives short by an average of ten years...
Noelemite (2010-02-11 14:29:54)
If God didn't want us to eat cows, he wouldn't have made them out of steak.
Noelemite (2010-02-11 14:27:02)
<<Me (2010-01-25 06:21:04)
Yeah, this one wasn't funny at all. The reason it's not funny is that people speak that way to vegans all the time, and people are really that ignorant. So... not funny>>
That's funny.
what-evs (2010-02-11 10:37:52)
isnt vegan food what real food eats......?
ouzylover (2010-02-11 10:37:06)
i still want to know if vegans swallow (in a biblical sense)
shutyourpiehole (2010-02-11 08:49:03)
I agree with "poster". The comments from the site fucktards are more ridiculous than the emails.
hippie mulch (2010-02-11 05:30:21)
Vegans are fucking useless people.
BLEEDYVEGAN (2010-02-10 23:23:12)
P.S. youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8s
BLEEDYVEGAN (2010-02-10 23:20:31)
"died in vein." Heh heh heh.
Josh (2010-02-07 04:19:07)
"I just kill them because I hate deer." HA!
Rocco (2010-02-06 20:24:46)
Shut your fat ass, FiFi! I can't walk down the street to buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!
Lumpy Bean Salad (2010-02-06 20:10:58)
I think Vegans are delicious. And deer shit.
anonymous (2010-02-05 10:46:10)
... Antagonizing people is the point of this site, dipshit. If you've got too much sand up your vag to laugh at it, then don't read it.
anonymous (2010-02-04 22:38:51)
The original email was respectful and specific. If he didn't agree with their beliefs, that's fine, but he deliberately antagonized them. He disrespected their beliefs. Who is the bad guy here?
steak (2010-02-04 18:00:14)
Ffi, you say you have never had a vegan attempt to impose their views on you. Fine. Have you ever heard of a crazed meat-eater throwing buckets of rancid tofu all over a vegan? Yeah... me neither.
kjhgfd (2010-02-03 09:18:50)
Mr awesome i love you.
Mr. Awesome (2010-02-03 03:45:13)
Dear Curious. YES. how else would they get their protein. Dear FiFi. people who eat meat dont really car what you eat. they know it bothers you when they try to get you to eat something you dont want to eat oh and because its weird...and 99% of vegan
Ffi (2010-02-02 13:39:58)
For the record I have NEVER had a vegan try and impose their beliefs upon me, yet as a middle-ground vegetarian I am constantly harassed by meat eaters trying to make me 'see the light'. For the record, I don't care what you think i should be
Curious (2010-02-01 06:15:15)
Do vegan chicks swallow?
Mr. Awesome (2010-02-01 00:25:15)
Liberal Hippi Queers I gotta eat twice as much meat to make up for all them. did you know cows produce methane gas that tears a hole in the O-Zone by eating them im doing good go drive your prius into a telephone pole
Mr. Awesome (2010-02-01 00:20:50)
2 Facts about Vegans. they are all fucking crazy and every one of them takes it in the pooper. write that down
muff dvr (2010-01-31 17:22:41)
The best meat to eat,is a tasty vegan vag.
I've been a vaginatarian,since '82 or '83
What ?
anonymously yours (2010-01-30 22:00:54)
try to make you feel guilty, or secretly look down on you? yes. however they are very few and very far between. it's a personal choice just like religion and politics. don't worry about mine and i won't worry about yours! :)
anonymously yours (2010-01-30 22:00:03)
deconstruct both vegetation and flesh. you can deny yourself meat all you want, but the minute you exclude someone because they do then you're prejudiced! these are all facts. not opinions. are there vegans who don't cram it down your throat,
anonymously yours (2010-01-30 21:59:10)
problem is the methods in which they're treated and slaughtered then go march about it, but don't get on your high horse to me about it. human beings teeth are specially made to chew, tear and grind. translation, our teeth were made to deconstr
anonymously yours (2010-01-30 21:57:57)
let me just say that i had a friend that was vegan... most annoying thing in the F*ing world!!! i couldn't even eat pringles around her b/c apparently they are made by proctor and gamble which is apparently the vegan's devil. . . if your only prob
anonymous (2010-01-30 12:28:24)
incorrect. meat eaters are eating the tasty food that got us to the top of the food chain. vegans are eating tofu.
anonymous (2010-01-29 23:31:43)
meat eaters are eating the problem vegans are eating the solution
Haha (2010-01-28 09:22:49)
I make a living being employed. Classic
Dunn cant (2010-01-27 05:06:30)
Yeah, this would have been funnier if you had started right out as "the vegan who hunts but doesn't eat his kills". That way you could technically be a vegan and still horrify her.
Bob (2010-01-26 18:04:53)
That's defo been shopped.
.. (2010-01-25 21:27:47)
blah blah blah
vegans suck (2010-01-25 21:00:48)
we didn't get to the top of the food chain by eating goddamn tofu, a simple fact most vegans conveniently forget.
@me/someone (2010-01-25 20:58:03)
She lost her shit, as any pretentious vegan would in denying access to their title of superiority. Yeah... don't tell me vegans aren't self-rightous.
@me/someone (2010-01-25 20:57:36)
It is vegans that are ignorant. Humans are meat eaters. Deal with it.
Furthermore, note how offended "Joanna" got when "Mike" claimed he was vegan? She lost her shit, as any pretentious vegan would in denying access to their title of su
nobody (2010-01-25 12:20:16)
@ lol, name the spot man... I could go for a steak. Hold the A1 though... I like to taste the meat :-)
Someone (2010-01-25 06:22:43)
It's funny the way people say vegans are so self righteous... when they are actually sticking up for ANIMALS, not themselves. But I guess meat eaters just get all irritated and view it as some kind of selfish act? That's bizarre.
Me (2010-01-25 06:21:04)
Yeah, this one wasn't funny at all. The reason it's not funny is that people speak that way to vegans all the time, and people are really that ignorant. So... not funny
lol (2010-01-24 01:36:01)
Anyone for a Classic Sirloin w/ loaded mashed potatoes and corn on the cob and A1 sauce at Chilis? mmmmmm
chris (2010-01-24 00:49:20)
*die in vain
Mumbo (2010-01-23 15:06:24)
vegans don't make sense, if you love animals, you should use them, that way we'll have a reason to keep them alive. Think about it, are pigs, cows or chickens ever going to go extinct?
former vegetarian (2010-01-23 13:45:14)
Yo, I'm a 22 year old guy who was a vegetarian from age 6 to 18. My mom raised me as one and i never really thought too much into it. I started eating meat again because I learned about how one of the major advancements in the evolution of the human b
John in Texas (2010-01-23 01:42:11)
i enjoyed the rhetoric of the story. i think the folks that are complaining about this one probably dont understand what this was all about. which is the guy wanted to harass some vegans. personally, i think veganism is stupid. im at the top of the food c
Rhonda Dangerfield (2010-01-22 20:31:31)
Did anyone notice his misuse of "vein" in "died in vein". I didn't really read this, I just noticed that part.
a neutral party (2010-01-22 13:05:49)
I notice all the anti-vegans are simple trolls, and all the pro-vegans are quite pretentious, and with little backing up their claims.
these comments rock
Ribsteak (2010-01-22 08:39:40)
Meat is neat!
anonymous (2010-01-22 06:16:52)
Vegans must be the most self righteous fuckers in the world. Boohoo, think about the little bunnies...
Eagius (2010-01-21 15:42:21)
I'm vegan, but I do so love a good troll. This was hilarious.
@sisk (2010-01-21 15:12:14)
actually, yes you can identify vegans on sight. theyre the gigantic pussies wearing simple brand shoes. a hipster shoulder bag and holding anti-sweatshop/war/meat petitions on street corners while the people with jobs ignore them.
Sparky (2010-01-20 22:55:45)
That was Brilliant! I thought that was pretty rude of her to call you an idiot right off the bat(lol). I think the whole deer poop story was just HILARIOUS!
Sisk (2010-01-20 19:50:41)
You're a complete asshole. There's nothing wrong with vegans. Hell, most of the time you don't even know they're vegans till they tell you. I know quite a few and they tend to be good people.
Maddox (2010-01-20 13:36:22)
For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.
mmm (2010-01-20 00:38:09)
tasty tasty tasty tasty tasty hamburgerss..i like to imagine the cows throat being slit when i bite into one, makes it taste so much better
@vegan (2010-01-19 11:28:27)
ahahahaha you actually think youre better than us because you dont eat meat? scoop the sand out of your vag and find some other way to try to feel superior, because this doesnt work. enjoy your tofu burgers, dipshit. i bet theyre just delicious.
Vitero (2010-01-17 19:06:37)
How did I end up here? If Stumbler can direct me here, I bet they'll send me to a Nazi site next
JimJap (2010-01-17 18:30:57)
I wonder if there has ever been a situation where the person is just like "Look . . . your obviously just trolling me. Nobody could be REAL about this." That almost happened in this one.
moar (2010-01-17 16:28:20)
Meat is murder and murder tastes fucking delicious.
vegan (2010-01-16 12:11:32)
haha this is hilarious
what's with all the vegan hate? is it cause we're better than you?
eat shit...oh wait that's already included with your hot dog.
dale (2010-01-15 11:40:58)
mmmm.. more tender and delicous for me! lol
gor (2010-01-14 23:19:55)
The vegan lifestyle sure didn't help Linda McCartney. Maybe if she ate a balance diet she wouldn't have died so young.
@ vl/ veganlove (2010-01-14 11:44:35)
i know exactly what im supporting when i eat meat and dairy. i just dont care.
Krissy (2010-01-12 16:40:34)
Thank you for the veal history lesson. Too funny.
Kirk Leske (2010-01-08 12:13:01)
IM IN TEARS!!!!! I love it!
benitazer (2010-01-08 10:50:30)
Bacon is life!!!!
anonymous (2010-01-08 02:29:16)
fuck vegans!
GOD (2010-01-07 18:02:16)
all you retards trashing vegans didn't get the fucking joke. the joke is the "mike" is pretending to be vegan to get into the house. he's not knocking people who are vegan. he's just trying to be offensive so shut the fuck up about veg
Johnny (2010-01-06 16:25:55)
Easy target. Lame post. Go make fun of some poor black people next, man.
Fuck vegans (2010-01-05 18:30:58)
VL - Fuck you, and fuck all vegans. Now it's time to eat another tasty piece of meat with a glass of milk.
Captain Obvious (2010-01-05 12:03:46)
VL - Hello? We're totally pro vegan here. Can't you see the vegan advertisements on the left sidebar?
VL (2010-01-04 23:51:31)
i know you all think vegans are hippie douchebags, but i am actually a pretty normal person. to be against animal abuse is neither moronic nor radical.
VL (2010-01-04 23:49:33)
you know, it only takes a second to look into what you are actually supporting when you eat meat and dairy. i encourage you all to do a teensy bit of research...
kiteflyer (2010-01-04 14:09:09)
(cont.) ONLY A MILE DOWN THE ROAD! LIBERATED @ LAST! MEAT EATING EQUALS 20,000 YEARS OF EVOLUTION, JUST LOOK AT YOUR CANINE TEETH!
kiteflyer (2010-01-04 12:30:20)
WANT TO HEAR A FUNNY, TRUE STORY? A COUPLE YEARS BACK A BUNCH OF EXTREMIST VEGANS "FREED" THOUSANDS OF PARTRIDGES FROM THEIR "EVIL CAGE MASTERS" BEST PART IS THEY DID IT IN THE WINTER AT BELOW FREEZING, THOUSANDS OF DEAD BIRDS WERE FOUND O
anonymous (2010-01-04 07:38:49)
Fuck Bono!!!
Meat Lover (2010-01-02 21:32:30)
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat? Animals are here for use to eat and wear as clothing. Deal with it.
right (2010-01-02 16:24:17)
anyone who "hates" anyone vegan or not shouldn't be living on this planet
vegans suck (2010-01-02 12:26:42)
no. veganism is not a world issue. the economy, health care, terrorism and so on are world issues. me enjoying a tasty burger is not.
stupidvegan (2010-01-02 02:01:49)
god, those were some really annoying vegans.
veganlove (2010-01-02 00:53:50)
i do wish that my vag wasnt so full of sand...
veganlove (2010-01-02 00:53:14)
god damn i suck
BIG H (2009-12-31 16:17:29)
So i guess i dont have to register my shotgun if the serial number is filed off. thanks for the advice
anonymous (2009-12-31 12:09:49)
'I hunt because i hate deer' Hahahahaha!
VeganHater (2009-12-30 22:29:53)
go back to your vege garden and eat your tofu bitch
vegetarian (2009-12-30 11:54:15)
I'm a vegetarian and I hate vegans, they're mostly all pretentious self righteous arrogant fucks. I agree with the "email TO an asshole" post.
veganlove (2009-12-29 19:57:05)
charming. glad to see people take world issues seriously. nevertheless, this site is pretty damn hilarious
team jyina (2009-12-28 15:53:10)
we love it
@veganlove (2009-12-28 09:42:41)
For every word you post here, I will punch my cat in the face once. Just please don't tell my mom! The other day the cat bled from the nose a little.
bhuber (2009-12-27 20:33:30)
P.E.T.A = People Eating Tasty Animals
veganlove (2009-12-27 20:23:48)
hey, "vegans suck", glad to hear you have such a firm grasp on the concept of compassion. i'm a vegan because i dislike animal suffering, not because i give two shits about my relation to other people.
vegans suck (2009-12-26 13:46:25)
veganism is just a way for uppity, self-important people to feel like they are superior to the hell-bound meat eaters.
J (2009-12-25 06:55:24)
Haha. LOL reading this for the second time. "they shit everywhere. They are worse than old people"
Irene (2009-12-24 16:05:26)
"I love all the people who shit on the site and say he's not funny. Why the fuck are you here then?" -- Agreed.
anonymous (2009-12-24 15:44:35)
2/5. comments yield 1/5.
veganlove (2009-12-23 21:18:26)
not to mention, "a", not only does eating meat cause the breeding of the billions of animals yearly that contribute to 59% of greenhouse gases, these animals also consume more plants than humans (so you are indirectly killing more plants). your ar
veganlove (2009-12-23 21:15:36)
hm. seems a lot of people have insane misconceptions about veganism. having a compassionate lifestyle is vitally important, and it really does not make normal people into douchebags.
a (2009-12-23 18:17:30)
Vegans cause global warming.
1) you eat the plants that produce oxygen
2) by not eating livestock, there is more livestock to eat the plants that produce oxygen and help to get rid of greenhouse gasses
3) and last, animals that YOU DO NOT EAT fart. met
try again (2009-12-23 09:10:56)
WORST ONE!!!!
anonymous (2009-12-23 06:49:22)
keep it coming!
SHOUTER (2009-12-22 23:35:58)
WHY DO YOU KEEP PICKING ON PEOPLE WHO USE ALL CAPS IN THEIR ADS? (Keep it up!)
no lol (2009-12-22 18:46:16)
This is your nadir.
J (2009-12-22 16:08:37)
Worst one yet. Still laughing from christmas dinner, though. Keep posting!
yeah but... (2009-12-22 15:08:39)
... who didn't you use to fuck, Tiger?
Tiger Woods (2009-12-22 14:20:56)
I think i used to fuck her!!!
bravo (2009-12-22 10:40:51)
i liked it. it wasnt the best one but the fact that he was pushing the vegans buttons made me giggle.
Carnivore (2009-12-22 09:21:59)
Save the world from stupidity, eat a vegan.
Kiss me Vegan (2009-12-22 08:59:06)
Funniest line of the whole exchange is:
"I am currently make a living by being employed"
bwhahaha.
BASF (2009-12-22 07:42:41)
I agree, in this one the recipient of the email is MORE of an asshole than the sender.
Frog (2009-12-22 06:31:02)
I don't care what you say... That's funny!
ASDF (2009-12-22 05:13:30)
Now this is an E-mail TO an asshole.
jimmybang (2009-12-22 03:25:25)
...oh, ho, i thought you said Pagan!
TEX (2009-12-22 03:10:33)
GREAT JOB ! keep it up man
Steve (2009-12-22 02:51:08)
9 out of 10 woman are battered and I am still eating mine plain.
Lol. (2009-12-22 02:10:34)
Taylor has taken it upon himself to be 'The Official Site Defender', hasn't he?
Site_defender (2009-12-22 00:28:13)
How could you boo?! This is free you know! Mike is the bestest ever and I just wanna deepthroat him!!1!! Go write your own stuff and see if it's better! /end sarcasm. Yours sincerely, Taylor and co.
deepNurTHROAT (2009-12-21 23:24:47)
BOOOO!!!!
Taylor (2009-12-21 20:02:41)
"Dan Can't" is a douche.
@ peter north (2009-12-21 17:13:56)
I'd rather be incinerated!
Niggle (2009-12-21 16:48:48)
White (toaster) power!!! Nigz4lyfe!!!
Brah (2009-12-21 16:16:57)
I have pooped funnier things, but keep going I guess.
zebra (2009-12-21 13:52:39)
This one didn't make me laugh, but that's okay because I'm still laughing from the previous one! :)
2Bob (2009-12-21 13:06:31)
That's what i love about this site. When you go back for a re read you almost always find a juicy morsel you missed the first time. Lol
shakininmyboots. (2009-12-21 13:00:55)
You are pathetic Billy Ray jimbob
Zander (2009-12-21 10:43:54)
First!
Great White Hunter (2009-12-21 10:19:23)
How can you kill just from hate? I like to shoot them in the spine then they think they can survive but ultimately die.
Billy ray jim bob (2009-12-21 09:32:24)
"Take Note (2009-12-21 05:01:20)
It's very important for you to know that I am a vegan and have very strong opinions about this post. I will express them by writing a TV mini-series on the topic. Prepare to be put in your place."
hahahahah
Jj (2009-12-21 08:01:41)
Great post again! I enjoyed this one.
anonymous (2009-12-21 06:15:35)
The serial numbers filed off so the gun doesnt have to be registered. haha
Take Note (2009-12-21 05:01:20)
It's very important for you to know that I am a vegan and have very strong opinions about this post. I will express them by writing a TV mini-series on the topic. Prepare to be put in your place.
Yourkissrocksme (2009-12-21 04:45:26)
She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone!
Pharmk265 (2009-12-21 02:36:23)
Very nice site!
Areader (2009-12-21 02:09:40)
While I loved the vegan part... I would have also asked who you had to sleep with as you would be number three in a two bedroom or did you have the couch to sleep in the nude on.
sammy (2009-12-21 00:52:57)
this was probably the least funny one i've read on here, though the "i make a living by being employed" line gave me a laugh
Joe Slater (2009-12-20 23:52:12)
I wouldn't mind eating a vegan out. By that I mean pussy. Eating a vegan's pussy. Hehehe.
posters (2009-12-20 21:46:28)
I always relish looking at the comments here to read the inevitable profane disputes that you dipshits get into. Just enjoy the site fucktards
TigerVsWilt (2009-12-20 17:57:10)
Too funny!
The Critic (2009-12-20 15:23:32)
This one barely made The Critic smile a couple of times. It was phoned in and not all that outrageous. This is probably barely more assholish than the mails she must get daily. I give this one a generous 4/10.
Bob (2009-12-20 14:56:41)
I love this line:
"I am currently make a living by being employed. It pays well."
I didn't catch it on the first two reads!
minд vain (2009-12-20 12:34:03)
aivan mahtavaa!
@SUP (2009-12-20 12:34:02)
Yeah, because when we say a certain one isn't funny it means we think all of them aren't and we aren't allowed to say they aren't funny if it's free content. Yeah.
Bada (2009-12-20 11:32:28)
Lulz at Taylor and SUP. I want to sing a song for you guys. It's titled Succesful Troll is Succesful. You take the internet waaay too seriously.
SUP (2009-12-20 09:06:42)
continued: ...you fat, introverted, immature pricks.
Sincerely,
The Adults on the Internet
SUP (2009-12-20 09:06:10)
Dear spoiled children of the internet. Please stop posting comments on things you read/watch/hear for free on the internet expressing your dislike of their quality. How about you create your own content instead of sitting in your parents house whining, yo
Taylor (2009-12-20 08:51:27)
Bada, you're a fucking idiot. if you don't want to look at the comments, then try not clicking on the "comments" button, dipshit. You have the same intellectual capacity as a Veal pulled from a mother cow's uterus.
Keep 'em coming (2009-12-20 07:04:10)
Loved this one. Guess you can't please all of the ppl all of the time. Ignore your critics and keep posting.
Hoq (2009-12-20 06:59:50)
I lol'ed hard. If congress wanted to increase its pathetically low approval rate, they'd declare open season on Vegans.
Nae (2009-12-20 05:35:05)
Good post. Vegans are scum.
this is funny? (2009-12-20 05:30:48)
I understand what the joke was supposed to be, but this wasn't entertaining at all....what ever happened to the funny pranks?
Bada (2009-12-20 03:45:49)
It's strange how pissy some people get once you say that one of the posts isn't funny. Mike should remove the option to comment. The site's popularity will then double.
MEL (2009-12-20 01:50:08)
I'm craving a VEGGIE burger ANIMAL style I In and Out. mmmm
cj mahoooneeyyy (2009-12-20 01:36:20)
I love babys ;)
Good Troll (2009-12-20 00:53:48)
Tell these bad trolls to get off the site. This guy is a genius. Learn from him.
To make people angry on here you need to say something like, "OMG this mike is anoying and offinsive, take this website off NOW or ill get some of my friends to hack i
xxx (2009-12-20 00:39:39)
Doesn't have any 'smartness sparkles' over it. Not funny, downright pathetic.
BULLshit (2009-12-20 00:25:56)
Fuck vegans and vegetarians. People that eat meat are just doing what comes naturally. Humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason.
hrm (2009-12-19 20:59:22)
if i thought killing babies was wrong, i'd probably force my viewpoints on baby killers. you probably would too.
Goebbels (2009-12-19 20:32:12)
That's why I salute people like ebj.
Robdog (2009-12-19 19:14:37)
I love all the people who shit on the site and say he's not funny. Why the fuck are you here then? and if you're not impressed then write your own jokes. Stop being a fucking hypocrite
Salomon (2009-12-19 14:27:24)
Fuck you, nazi. 6 million jews had to die because of people like you.
ebj (2009-12-19 14:03:39)
The joos are the cause of all the wars. The poster above me is a sheep fucker.
Salomon (2009-12-19 13:56:28)
The poster below me is antisemitic.
ebj (2009-12-19 13:55:38)
I'll bet the original poster was a joo
lol (2009-12-19 13:48:53)
Nothing is worse than the french. Even vegans. But you know what the great satan truly is? A french vegan.
French people smell (2009-12-19 13:47:50)
be careful these vegans are worse than the frogs
anonymous (2009-12-19 13:26:43)
lol "I hope you like CSPAN and late night HBO as much as I do"
peter north (2009-12-19 13:09:07)
$250 for rent and utilities? man, that must be a real gem. add 2 vegans to the mix. i'd rather be incarcerated.
GrammarNazi. (2009-12-19 12:43:59)
Then, the calf would have died in vein. > VAIN.
WOW! (2009-12-19 12:30:21)
I cant believe you deleted my post. I'm glad to hear you actually read my feedback. Hopefully you'll actually release quality material more frequently so your site doesn't die.
Up hill gardener (2009-12-19 12:02:50)
This one was boring, sort it out mate. I would rather less of good quality than loads of bad quality that are not funny.
AutismMom (2009-12-19 11:51:09)
Meat is murder. Tasty tasty murder.
NumbNuts (2009-12-19 06:06:55)
I've been a second hand vegetarian for years: I only eat vegetarians. I love animals in all shapes and forms: fried, boiled, roasted. I LOVE your posts! Keep 'em up.
Bada (2009-12-19 05:41:55)
Guess this site will die off sometime in the near future. The pranks doesn't have the same charm as those first few.
-.inc (2009-12-18 23:17:13)
Stupid vegans should fix their priorities. The cows gonna get eaten anyways.
scott (2009-12-18 23:16:43)
vegan hate is old/boring. i eat meat, but who cares if you don't?
i want funniness again
? (2009-12-18 20:56:45)
The nerve of that vegan bitch making fun of 12 year olds! Damn tofu-farting granola-munchers!
save the animals (2009-12-18 20:52:35)
Save the cows, eat the vegans!
stupid vegans (2009-12-18 20:52:10)
Stupid vegans. Won't eat meat but love to suck the sausage.
Eat a Vegan (2009-12-18 20:50:35)
For the sake of every living thing on planet earth, please eat meat! Recent studies have shown that mammals leave massive carbon footprints. 1 German Shepard leaves a bigger carbon footprint than an SUV.
For the sake of the earth, wen need to eat as m
Cccc (2009-12-18 19:57:36)
I love how she immediatley starts talking like she thinks your horrible and hopes you'll convert to her thoughts. and I can't believe she said you sounded 12.
I wanna be vegan too (2009-12-18 19:54:01)
I miss the good old days of cementing couches to the pavement, high rise fridge delivery and Shaniqua. This one is a bit boring. :(
anonymous (2009-12-18 19:50:32)
Awww, this one wasn't funny :( I agree with the person that said you should say you were more vegan than her. Side note - I am vegan and I dont mind the insults. I dont push my lifestyle on ANYONE.
cecelia (2009-12-18 18:56:35)
im 12.
what she said was insulting.
Blahhhhh (2009-12-18 18:23:11)
Vegans are some of the most militant belief-holders I know of. They hold parties and insist that NONE OF THE SHIT YOU BRING contains any sort of animal product. What the fuck am I supposed to eat if all of their food tastes like ass? You can't make to
@the fake Shontй (2009-12-18 18:20:11)
I grew up in hell, boy. My grandmother has more attitude than you. So shut it. - the real Shontй
Yeah (2009-12-18 18:00:57)
You should write to her again with another account. That stuck up bitch needs more asshole emails.
Dirt Diver (2009-12-18 17:01:09)
By far the funniest crap I read that was awesome keep it up. Lmao
shonte (2009-12-18 16:49:51)
You're all a bunch of racists.let me enjoy my vegan watermelon in peace. White pussies. You couldn't last two minutes in my world.
sb (2009-12-18 16:48:18)
classic
Suggestion (2009-12-18 16:33:05)
I would have went the other route and said you were a vegan who only ate things that fell off a tree naturally and that you are disgusted by anyone who doesn't as if they're less vegan than you
Vegetarian (2009-12-18 16:30:34)
I'm vegetarian, and I have never imposed my beliefs on others. It pisses me off when other people do though. All in all, I think this Joanna person deserves a lot worse than what you gave her. It's too bad she'll still be stuck up and prete
this sucks (2009-12-18 16:03:59)
yeah, not ur best one. come on, ur stuff is usually hilarious, ur better than this shit. plz do something better, ;)
Shontй (2009-12-18 15:18:59)
For your information I will be eating foie gras and turkey for Christmas. None of that fried chicken and watermelon shit... So keep your damn stereotypes.
bard (2009-12-18 15:01:55)
soo funny cuz vegans just ry to force their way of life on to everyone else. feels good inside to see them offended like that!
ha (2009-12-18 14:52:09)
the funniest part was that you kept saying you were vegan LOL
ManwithAptonCL4Rent (2009-12-18 14:47:47)
Hahahah omg I have gotten some dickhead replies to my roomie posting on CL, but this had me laughing so hard, because you always try to be courteous with the way people respond, but you just tipped them off, and rocked them. One of the top 3 for sure.
cum-in-bum (2009-12-18 14:33:22)
hai. thankz for updatez. bai.
Johann Gambolputty (2009-12-18 14:24:02)
The part about killing deers because you hate them was cool, but other than that, this one wasn't that funny. Basically just: "Ha ha, those people don't eat meat."
shonte's massah (2009-12-18 13:59:00)
Oh no, shonte dun slipped his chainizzles and made off in a hooptie...prolly to get hisself a vegan watermelon.
slim picks (2009-12-18 13:57:38)
Bwahahaha, I love this site. I have it on my quickbar with cracked and fark. Goodtimes
slim picks (2009-12-18 13:56:40)
Bwahahaha, I love this site. I have it on my quickbar with cracked and fark. Goodtimes
HunterMike (2009-12-18 13:30:33)
Not funny:( I really look forward to your shit, but this one was a straight read...oh well...guess everyone has bad days...
deer shit (2009-12-18 12:56:26)
One time my little brother ate some deer shit because he thought it was beans. HAHAHAHAHA
zz (2009-12-18 12:25:30)
"Wow, I never thought I would find someone as pretentious as Bono" ahahahahahaa
anonymous (2009-12-18 12:16:49)
Not creative. You have to fuck with people who don't expect to be fucked with. Vegans area always on the defensive.
miggo (2009-12-18 12:14:03)
This one was too clear and so boring. It is so lame and seen many times when somebody fucks with vegans.
matt (2009-12-18 11:40:39)
HAHAHA
i'm a vegan and this guy is so up tight with his life. i dont care if people make or eat meat in front of me. and becides being vegan is NOT as healthy as most people think...
Michveal Jackson (2009-12-18 11:16:50)
teh he he he
Dun Cant (2009-12-18 10:36:59)
It's funny because it's funny.
Frank (2009-12-18 10:27:05)
Another excellent post! Someone should inform "Joanna" that "you're" = "you are", "your" = possessive. If she's going to try to insult your intelligence, she should at least display a modicum of intelligence herse
heymanu (2009-12-18 10:11:08)
Ever think maybe it's u that's just not funny and doesn't get it?
mr hands (2009-12-18 09:59:03)
I still love animals.
VealMaster2000 (2009-12-18 09:19:21)
The past few have been so-so, but I think this one is easily in the top 5.
Adam (2009-12-18 09:00:40)
Remember animals taste good because they have no souls.
You're a fucking fuck
You rock!!! (2009-12-18 08:59:41)
bwhahahahaha!! "C'mon, it isn't like I'm eating the animals after I kill them. I just kill them because I hate deer"
Thank you for posting another one so quickly
ispyit (2009-12-18 08:43:11)
"One time my little brother ate some deer shit because he thought it was beans"
Yeah thats some good shit right there
Billy Bob (2009-12-18 08:40:25)
Vegans are like the most annoying fucktards, like, ever. Well done.
Karl Pilkington (2009-12-18 07:14:18)
"I just kill them because I hate deer." - hahaha, gold.
Vegans are such douches. Fine, don't eat meat, but not to drink milk or use any animal products is stupid. How do they even muster up their strength from their protein deficient bodies
Dun can (2009-12-18 07:08:54)
Haha, while he claims to be a vegan he actually isn't.
Z-WTF happened there (2009-12-18 07:03:16)
There is nothing more annoying than vegans, always trying to impose their way of living. Bunch of douches. Nice post. It was needed this morning
Z (2009-12-18 07:02:34)
There is nothing more annoying always trying to impose their way of living. Bunch of douches. Nice post. It was needed this morning
Comment got cut (2009-12-18 06:39:46)
"YOU'RE NOT A VEGAN," like you can't be a part of their shitshow elitist organization because that guy doesn't like the way you describe veganism. Fuck vegans.
Brad (2009-12-18 06:38:19)
Not an amazingly funny one, but still pretty good. This one is more a reminder of why I hate vegans so much, and the way they only do it to be "better" than everyone. Just look at the way the little fagfuck was replying. "YOU'RE NOT A VEGA
anonymous (2009-12-18 05:45:37)
Funny post keep up the great work!
Shontй (2009-12-18 05:35:22)
Y'all are dreaming of a WHITE Christmas, aren't you, punks?
Carnivore (2009-12-18 02:13:14)
not eating meat turns you into one big vagina
emordnilap (2009-12-18 00:56:16)
When I got to the part about the guns, for some reason I was really hoping he'd say he used them to hunt fruits and vegetables XD
I'm probably the only one who thinks someone shooting an apple out of a tree with a shotgun would look funny >_&l
Shante (2009-12-18 00:23:00)
He be using a white microwave to cook veal.
manu (2009-12-18 00:22:52)
blehh... these are getting lamer everytime. I used to look forward to these emails but now its just blah
miggy (2009-12-18 00:15:36)
too funny all you critics need to get a life
anonymous (2009-12-17 23:36:41)
This is very funny, but sometimes the best part is reading the comments. Calf, you are HILarious.
bilbo (2009-12-17 23:33:45)
thought it was ok. i eat a vegetarian diet, but i dont think thats why i wasnt into it (i LOVED the horse farm one). keep it going, tho. i am addicted to this. i wish i never read these so i could read them all over again.
LC (2009-12-17 23:27:45)
It might not be one of the more clever ones, but anyone who enjoys this guys sense of humor also enjoys ruffling feathers every now and then. It was like shooting a shark in a barrel. Fantastic. I heart you.
Jennifer (2009-12-17 22:28:23)
This was one of the best yet! Keep em coming.
Ruta (2009-12-17 21:51:35)
...would do is complain, so shut the fuck up already
Ruta (2009-12-17 21:50:04)
to "Kim", "Please reply" and all these other idiots - who says he's not doing this "full time", you know how many of these things he prob has to send out to get a successful one? If he posted all the half-ass ones all you'
Ruta (2009-12-17 21:49:08)
to "Kim", "Please reply" and all these other idiots - who says he's not doing this "full time", you know how many of these things he prob has to send out to get a successful one? If he posted all the half-ass ones all you'
Ruta (2009-12-17 21:45:49)
Hilarious, fuck anyone that thinks otherwise
Bitch (2009-12-17 21:29:55)
Vegans smell bad, and need to eat more protein.
anonymous (2009-12-17 21:24:12)
hey man fuck the haters...you cant please everyone and i love all the different directions you take everything. if you guys dont like this one, read another one
super (2009-12-17 21:03:58)
lame.
stumbled
Aww (2009-12-17 20:12:17)
Waiting patiently for a week and what a disappointment. No offense, but this is one of the bad ones. Anyways, thank you for your effort.
Kim (2009-12-17 20:09:11)
Thanks for the laugh- I agree with "Please reply"- you should do this full time. And don't listen to the crappy complainers leaving comments- I enjoy every post.
Calf (2009-12-17 20:07:27)
I am standing in my stall laughing my ass off. I would run around in circles but i am in a 3 by 1 foot stall and can't move ...help me help me
anonymous (2009-12-17 19:59:15)
Vegans are the liberal version of born again christians. The whole everyone else is wrong while we are right attitude. Go join PETA.
Jack (2009-12-17 19:54:19)
Seriously? This is just a pile of shit
Hahaha (2009-12-17 19:48:58)
fucking vegans
vegan hunter (2009-12-17 19:42:42)
I stopped eating animals and started eating vegans, thanks to me there are less of these holier than thou, self righteous losers.
vegan hunter (2009-12-17 19:42:26)
I stopped eating animals and started eating vegans, thanks to me there are less of these holier than thou, self righteous losers.
Karl (2009-12-17 19:19:33)
oh and, we're pretentious because we know we're right. ;)
Karl (2009-12-17 19:18:36)
i'm vegan and i thought that wasn't offending at all, you just sounded really dumb and stupid. your other posts are amazing though, keep it up.
Nick Fox (2009-12-17 19:04:05)
So was this meant to be funny?
Johnson of Doom (2009-12-17 18:43:46)
Holy Santa Claus shit. "I've stepped in deer shit - they shit everywhere. They are worse than old people." I laughed so hard my testicles descended a second time.
anonymous (2009-12-17 18:39:20)
This one was too easy. Anyone can set off a vegan.
Wow (2009-12-17 18:22:00)
HILLARIOUS
Jonk (2009-12-17 17:56:32)
this was great... thank you for doing this
asdfsaaf (2009-12-17 17:06:05)
not great..
MeatLoversRUs (2009-12-17 17:04:24)
As much as I find vegans to be pretentious pricks...you win the A-HOLE of the year dude! Your posts are generally pretty funny but this one is just MEAN!
anonymous (2009-12-17 16:50:35)
It's "in vain", not "in vein"...
Pretty funny, but certainly not my favourite one.
HOUSE (2009-12-17 16:16:52)
Keep it up man, I dunno how you can keep making them this funny but you're doing a good job. Nice work bro
HOUSE (2009-12-17 16:16:00)
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Leon Bostiano (2009-12-17 16:03:12)
HAHA -i just kill them because i hate deer-
histerical!
yeah! (2009-12-17 15:51:19)
just imagine a hot vegan babe with V8 being poured all over her in slow motion...
Curtis (2009-12-17 15:48:29)
Vegans are fucking hot.
V (2009-12-17 15:31:03)
don't listen to these guys. keep doing what you're doing.
anonymous (2009-12-17 15:17:47)
I currently make a living by being employed...LOL
? (2009-12-17 15:03:54)
What's the matter Whit, u a vegan???
Veggie (2009-12-17 14:52:50)
ROFL
ju (2009-12-17 14:52:21)
to the goon: that's the whole point of his posts, to waste others time in order to give his readers a good laugh!
Whit (2009-12-17 14:52:11)
Being a funny asshole is one thing, but being an insensitive dipshit is something else--oh wait, that's you, Mike.
yo joanna (2009-12-17 14:50:36)
you fucking racist
The Goon (2009-12-17 14:44:32)
I don't think that's nice of you to mess with people trying to find a roommate. You've wasted their time, when they could have found a vegan roommate!
Mike's wife (2009-12-17 14:40:49)
Eating the beef is always better than beating the meat 8)
lol (2009-12-17 14:32:35)
Hilarious. Self righteous people are easy targets. HAHAHAHAHA!
morganf (2009-12-17 14:27:32)
mmmm....beef brisket
anonymous (2009-12-17 14:19:09)
jake and ron must be vagans . wahh
please reply! (2009-12-17 14:18:21)
This one, like all ones, is hilarious. Please please please post more often, it has been forever since the last post! quit whatever job you have and focus solely on this. way too long in between posts! Ill eat it outside, omg...too funny
Bobwok (2009-12-17 14:17:37)
Jake danger is a douche bag. This was decent, but you've done much better.
anonymous (2009-12-17 14:17:33)
veagans are such pussys
Blumpkin (2009-12-17 14:13:59)
Not as funny as some of the others. I wonder what her and her room mate look like?
Rawburrito (2009-12-17 14:13:14)
No kidding. You should pot new ones more often also.
shane Walsh (2009-12-17 14:05:29)
Mmm, I think ill have steak for dinner.
dabo (2009-12-17 14:01:40)
WIN!
anonymous (2009-12-17 14:00:41)
LMAO awesome! i hate vegans and this was perfect
Jake Danger (2009-12-17 14:00:37)
Ya...It was alright...That's about all you can say
Ron Bloxit (2009-12-17 13:56:33)
Yeah, this one isn't too funny or clever : (
Bummer.
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