Cemented Couch
Posted at: 2009-06-12 01:49:33
Original ad:
FREE COUCH! i have a free plaid couch on the curb outside my house. the address is 39 ******* rd come and get it!
From Mike Anderson to **********@*******.org
Hey. I am tired of driving down ******* and seeing your ugly couch. It is ruining the neighborhood. What the hell were you thinking when you bought that? Nobody is going to want that thing! It better not be there when I drive past tomorrow.
From ************@gmail.com to Me
if you dont like it why dont u come and fuckin get it. tough shit if u dont like seeing it. its only been out there 1 day!
From Mike Anderson to ************@gmail.com
One day too many. I don't want your shitty couch. Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not. That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb. Why don't you pay someone to haul that piece of shit away?
From ************@gmail.com to Me
fuck you buddy! tough shit. drive a different way
From Mike Anderson to ************@gmail.com
I like going that way because it is scenic. Well, at least it was until you put that pile of shit out there. If it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway.
From ************@gmail.com to Me
COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING
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Madison (2013-09-20 16:49:06)
Omg that was fuckin funny
Captain (2013-06-18 23:30:32)
This is the best one by far; I'm in tears laughing.
gaki (2013-05-05 06:50:40)
hahahaha ^^
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biff (2013-05-01 23:52:42)
eshaguest- even the f uc kin amish get this you dumb ass cunt.
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Hands down, Apple?s app store wins by a mile. It?s a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune. Microsoft has plans, especially in the realm of games, but I?m not sure I?d want to bet on the future if this aspect
dan69ger (2012-12-04 10:57:25)
We had a free fridge. No one wanted it. Put a for sale sign on it for $50. Someone stole it. Now this couch dick will be waiting for anyone who touches it.
Acme Cement (2012-10-19 22:36:09)
I aint touchin no damn rhino-parrot couch
938 (2012-07-20 22:51:56)
"Remove your couch because I hate looking at it"
-"And If I don't?"
--"I'll cement it so it'll be there forever." Makes sense.
Sean (2012-07-10 01:21:50)
Come and try it motherfucker I'll be waiting. Next day comes and trys it. Guy comes out side with a boom shot . FUCK YOU booooooooooooooooommmmmmm!!!!!!
roflcoper (2012-07-06 01:22:18)
OMG I ROFL'D at "That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby"
Young Man (2012-06-18 12:13:37)
'If it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway.' LOL！！
Rae (2012-06-16 01:32:51)
"Maybe I would if I were a Scottish guy living in the 70's", LMFAO! Where do you come up with this shit?
To "eshaguest" (2012-06-15 18:54:38)
No shit, dumbass?
Courtney (2012-05-29 14:36:19)
LMFAO hahahah That was funny
Doxie (2012-05-17 17:15:06)
The ending comment sent it over the edge. Love it.
ozgq (2012-05-16 20:40:24)
"its only been out there 1 day!"
"One day too many. I don't want your shitty couch."
8^P (2012-05-03 14:48:50)
"Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not."...nice
Fan (2012-04-27 15:10:41)
lol, so combative and nasty :-)
FUNNY GUY (2012-04-07 15:57:24)
HILARIOUS
eshaguest (2012-04-04 11:49:55)
if you cement it to the ground it will be there alot longer idiot.
Bwa ha ha FUNNY (2012-03-11 16:15:03)
COME TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING!!!
Hahahahahaha!! Sooooo funny!!
Thunderclese (2012-01-17 11:52:45)
COME AT ME BRO
anonymous (2012-01-04 20:58:02)
"That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb.". OMG I almost pee in my pants!!!
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