Gullible Handyman
Posted at: 2009-06-21 13:37:13
Original ad:
DO NOT WORK FOR JIMMY ******, IGNORE HIS "LOOKING FOR A HANDYMAN" AD BELOW. IT IS A SCAM!! I WORKED FOR HIM FOR A WEEK AND HE SAID HE WOULD PAY ME AT THE END OF THE WEEK, AND THEN AT THE END OF THE WEEK HE SAID THAT I WAS PAID BI-WEEKLY AND WOULD HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY, SO THAT FRIDAY CAME AND HE NEVER PAID! HES BEEN DODGING MY CALLS! AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS HE WILL SCREW YOU OUT OF TWO WEEKS PAY
From Mike Anderson to **********@*********.org
Hey, I saw your ad about Jimmy ****** and must say you sound like a very gullible person. Why didn't you think something was up the first time he didn't pay you? It sounds like you are just not capable of thinking like an intelligent person. If you want, I will follow you around and give you advice to help you not make such stupid decisions. My fee is $15/hr, but it is well worth it.
Mike
From ********@gmail.com to Me
FUCK YOU UR AN IDIOT I DONT NEED YOU TO FOLLOW ME AROUND ASSHOLE
From Mike Anderson to ********@gmail.com
I don't think you understand how much money my advice could be saving you. For example, did you know that if a Nigerian asks for your social security number, he is not just getting to know you? He actually wants it to steal your identity. I am full of useful advice like this. Please reconsider.
Mike
From ********@gmail.com to Me
I KNOW THAT DICK HEAD. SHUT THE FUCK UP
From Mike Anderson to ********@gmail.com
Okay, it sounds like you don't want my advice.
I am interested in your handyman skills, however. How would you like to do the siding and roofing on my house? The job will probably take about two weeks. Don't worry, though, I'll pay you at the end of the two weeks, you just do the work first. And could you buy the shingles and siding? I'll reimburse you for those supplies as well at the end of the two weeks.
Mike
From ********@gmail.com to Me
FUCK OFF COCK SUCKER
Chaitra (2015-11-29 22:22:24)
That's really shrwde! Good to see the logic set out so well.
jackpot17 (2015-04-02 13:09:11)
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slot46 (2015-04-02 05:52:35)
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Barack Obama (2015-02-25 13:16:05)
Thanks for the laughs, Mike!
- Barack Obama
anonymous (2015-01-11 22:12:43)
I have small balls.
Jay (2014-01-23 02:28:22)
Lol, Mike, you are such a dick.
Shark (2013-07-12 15:06:28)
Well, he does have a point
Ab (2013-06-11 08:29:34)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This guy is a frickin legend.
@america (2013-01-09 19:31:33)
Wow you are seriously delusional.
Oddball (2012-12-24 20:56:43)
@alex = easily pleased. He probably soils himself at 'knock knock' jokes
alex (2012-11-16 03:41:52)
rofllll "For example, did you know that if a Nigerian asks for your social security number, he is not just getting to know you? " Absolutely hysterical!@#
@america, et al (2012-11-10 14:56:52)
Do you mean "...on USA the GREASED country"... right?
I'm PERDY sure that's WHUT you MENT.
america (2012-11-08 19:06:29)
Lets be realistic, America is the greatest country in the world. There is NO reason to be discusing this with anyone who is most likely another moron on an internet website from who knows where, hating his life and taking it out on USA the GREAST country.
CAPS LOCK (2012-09-09 22:54:51)
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Really? (2012-07-29 12:48:38)
Ok I live in America and I do not think that it or any other country is the best. The American society is not brainwashed, not by far, most people spend their day complaining about it. Only ignorant people would go around spouting crap like that.
elephant (2012-07-29 01:54:01)
looks like he doesn't know how to turn off caps lock
asdasdasd (2012-07-20 00:14:48)
There is no country that is the greatest. Stfu already.
USA has many good things inside it, but there are many bad things too. I wouldnt ever claim that its the best. Only ignorant retards can call their country the best.
@'MERICA fromBrookly (2012-07-18 22:48:00)
"Lets be realistic,America is the greatest country in the world."
Seriously? You're just showing how brainwashed is the american society...
@@Mericafrombrooklyn (2012-07-17 01:55:08)
I love how you are getting trolled so hard.
@MERICA fromBrooklyn (2012-07-14 04:33:17)
"USA the GREAST country"
GREAST? WTF does that even mean? Is it an acronym? Or do you mean "greased", obviously referring to the USA's soaring obesity rates. Either way, you have merely confirmed that USA really is the most stupid cou
'MERICA fromBrooklyn (2012-07-02 10:11:40)
Lets be realistic, America is the greatest country in the world. There is NO reason to be discusing this with anyone who is most likely another moron on an internet website from who knows where, hating his life and taking it out on USA the GREAST country.
,MERIX (2012-07-02 10:10:58)
Lets be realistic, America is the greatest country in the world. There is NO reason to be discusing this with anyone who is most likely another moron on an internet website from who knows where, hating his life and taking it out on USA the GREAST country.
G Ice, niggahhhzzzz (2012-07-01 08:48:26)
ay yo niggaz its g ice bitch. you all r dumb n fak u. ICE COLD NIGGAAAAAAAAZZZZ
Sean (2012-06-28 21:44:49)
Only Americans have the distinct privilege of criticizing the United States. The rest of the world needs to be grateful for the US securing your freedom.
What the fuck (2012-06-27 18:26:09)
*like a ten year old girl
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